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Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal

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Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.

Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.

Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.

In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.

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#1

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What'd he do?”

29points

Junior Farrell 2 years ago (edited)

I love this one.

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#2

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?

"Konichihuahua."

29points

Junior Farrell 2 years ago

🤣

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#3

A woman brings her parakeet to the vet. The bird is stiff and lifeless. "I'm sorry miss, but this parakeet is dead"

"How can you know so quickly?" she replies, "Is there a better way so that you can be absolutely certain?"

The vet whistles and a black Labrador walks into the room. The Lab sniffs the parakeet, then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.

"A dog shakes his head and I'm supposed to accept that?!" the woman cries. "You're going to have to do more than that to prove my poor parakeet is dead!"

The vet leaves momentarily and comes back with a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks closely at the parakeet. After walking around it, she prods the bird a bit, then shakes her head and jumps off the table.

Finally, the woman is convinced. As she turns for the door, the vet announces that she owes him $400.

"$400?!" she asks. "How in the world is it that much just to tell me my parakeet is dead?"

"Well, it would've been a lot cheaper, but with that lab report and cat scan..."

28points

Ivan Petrov 2 years ago

🤣

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#4

What do you call a wild dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

28points

Bug 2 years ago

Made me think of the tv show air wolf from my childhood. But I think that was a helicopter

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#5

Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

27points

Bug 2 years ago

Nice one!

5points

#6

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do you call a dog who is getting old?

GrandPAW.

27points

Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

That’s pawfect!🤪

1point

#7

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

26points

J Rob 2 years ago

Hahahaah...Best!

7points

#8

Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

Because you might step in a poodle.

26points

Linus G. 2 years ago

Raining cats and dogs is bad enough. When it is hailing taxis it is time to take cover.

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#9

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?

Because dogs love buts.

25points

Bug 2 years ago

Oh yeah. Let's have a meet-n-greet at the park 🐶

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#10

Which dog breed is Dracula's favorite?

Bloodhounds.

24points

Bug 2 years ago

I like these jokes!

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#11

Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?

Because it was a hot dog.

22points

Bug 2 years ago

Especially after the weiner races 🏁

4points

#12

Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?

A New Yorkie.

21points

Bug 2 years ago

That's too cute.

2points

#13

I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained”. Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.

21points

Bug 2 years ago

And I'd do it all over again and laugh just as much.

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#14

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they’ll trash the place.

21points

Ivan Petrov 2 years ago

Oh, that... makes a lot sense 😁

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#15

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.

20points

Bug 2 years ago

That's my Bruno lol 😆

1point

#16

Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?

Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.

19points

Bug 2 years ago

😁😅🤣😂🥸

1point

#17

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?

A lot of trouble with a postman.

18points

Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

🤣

1point

#18

What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theaters?

Pupcorn

18points

#19

Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?"

Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike."

18points

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#20

What do you call a cowardly dog?

A golden retreater.

18points

#21

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?

"Knock knock"

Dog: "grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark."

18points

#22

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

17points

Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

🧐🤪🤣

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#23

What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?

Flea markets.

17points

Steve BlackWolf B 2 years ago

Heh Heh Heh! 😎

2points

#24

What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?

He was Terrier-fied.

16points

Pirates of Zen Pants 2 years ago

My husband and I have adopted Boston terriers for years.They're full of intelligence and mischief. A while back, there was a lot of rhetoric in the U.S. about "We can't do such-and-such, or the terrorists have already won," We substitute "terriers" for "terrorists."

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#25

What did Darth Vader's dog say to Luke's dog?

Come on! Join the bark side.

16points

#26

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal Why aren't Corgi jokes funny?

All of them are really short.

16points

corgiobsessed00 1 year ago

that fell a bit short and left us stumped

0points

#27

Why do dogs love Redwood trees?

They have the biggest bark.

16points

#28

What is a dog that sneezes?

A-choo-wawa.

16points

#29

"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles." — Bill Maher

16points

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#30

After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the Sheepdog, “but I rounded them up.”

16points

BookBabe 2 years ago

Clever

3points

#31

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A shampoo-dle.

15points

#32

Why are dogs terrible dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

15points

Bug 2 years ago

Lol 😆 🤣

1point

#33

When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?

He stole the show.

15points

Bug 2 years ago

Yeah he did and the junior performers in training too.

0points

#34

Why do dogs tend to run in circles?

Because its really hard to run in squares.

15points

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#35

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What happens if you cross a dog with a phone?

A golden receiver.

15points

#36

When you cross a frog with a dog, what do you get?

A croaker spaniel.

15points

#37

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Slush puppies.

15points

#38

What is called when a cat wins a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy.

15points

Sophie Nelson 2 years ago

Lmao

2points

#39

What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?

A dog with a machete.

14points

Bug 2 years ago

I don't get it?

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#40

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal How are dog catchers in the UK paid?

By the pound.

14points

#41

Why do dogs love smartphones?

Because they have collar IDs.

14points

#42

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

14points

Bug 2 years ago

I like this one, it's cute.

1point

#43

Why can’t dogs work the TV remote?

Because they always hit the paws button.

14points

#44

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal I used a spot remover on my dog...

He disappeared.

14points

#45

A large number of dogs escaped the SPCA today.

Police are looking for leads.

14points

Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

Ha ha, I have them hid at my place!

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#46

Man 1: "My dog has no nose."

Man 2: "How does he smell?"

Man 1: "Awful."

14points

Bug 2 years ago

He must be a NoShampadoodle...

1point

#47

What do you get when you cross a dog with a large boat?

A Ship Tzu.

14points

#48

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What could be more incredible than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

13points

#49

What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?

You'd get a dog that chased after cars, but was actually fast enough to catch them!

13points

#50

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?

Whichever you want, but do it silently.

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#51

Where does a Labrador’s food go before it can be sold in stores?

To the lab for testing.

13points

#52

What did one flea say to the other?

Should we walk, or just take the dog?

13points

Bug 2 years ago

Hey honey it's an Uber 🐕

1point

#53

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?

A collie-flower

13points

Bug 2 years ago

Way better than a collie-wobble

0points

#54

What do you get of you cross a dog with a film studio?

Collie-wood!

13points

Susan Teter 2 years ago

Holy balls

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#55

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

13points

Bug 2 years ago

The delivery guy brings mine treats

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#56

What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?

A Bulldog.

12points

Sophie Nelson 2 years ago

Aren’t dogs color blind to red? . . .

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#57

What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?

A chili-dog.

12points

Bug 2 years ago

Named Frost who lives in Alaska 😁😉

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#58

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What happens when a dog loses its tail?

It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.

12points

corgiobsessed00 1 year ago

Except corgis who rock the momo

0points

#59

Our dog brings us the newspaper every day...

Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!

12points

#60

Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?

Because she was littering.

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#61

Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He really wanted to become a woofer!

12points

#62

What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?

Bon appetite!

12points

#63

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal When a dog has a fever, what should you feed him?

Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.

12points

Bug 2 years ago

🌭🦧😂

1point

#64

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth.

12points

#65

Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?

Because dogs love bones.

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#66

I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore.

He can be such a bark seat driver.

12points

#67

“I better not eat that.” — no dog ever

12points

#68

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal “We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” — Dog mom

12points

#69

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang.

12points

#70

Every single day I have a German Shepherd come and take a dump on my lawn in the morning.

Today he even brought his dog with him!

12points

Bug 2 years ago

My English Mastiff does that to me too!

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#71

Why are Dalmatians not considered good at playing hide and seek?

Because they are always spotted.

12points

#72

When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?

I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

I'm gonna run 🏃‍♂️

0points

#73

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What is a pug's favorite fall beverage?

Pug-kin spice lattes.

11points

#74

Where do dogs park their car?

In the barking lot.

11points

#75

After accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear, what did the dog say to Woody?

You got a friend in me.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

That's a good 👏👏

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#76

What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal?

“That hit the spots!”

11points

#77

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant?

“Bone-appetite!”

11points

#78

"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!’" — Steven Wright

11points

Bug 2 years ago

I new a guy who named his 2 Goldens "Sit" and "Stay"

1point

#79

I asked my dog what he’d actually do if he caught the Fed Ex person, and he admitted he hadn’t thought that part through yet.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

Mine would knock him over then kiss him to death.

1point

#80

"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets." — Jerry Seinfield

11points

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#81

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal "My dogs love me. Of course, by “love” I mean “poop” and by “me” I mean “everywhere.”" — Dana Gould

11points

Bug 2 years ago

When I need dog food I always say I have to go buy a 50lb bag of dog poop 💩 🙃 and my husband just shakes his head.

0points

#82

What type of zoo has only one dog?

A Shih Tzu.

11points

#83

What do dogs eat for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

11points

#84

Why was the dog such a good storyteller?

Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

And he liked William Sheakspaw

2points

#85

What did the dog say to the tree?

"Bark."

11points

#86

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal I have stopped the dog from digging up the garden.

I confiscated his shovel.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

Is that way he only has 3 legs...

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#87

Paddy is extremely upset when his dog runs away.

His wife says to him "Paddy, why don't you put an ad in the paper?"

Paddy thinks that this is a great idea so he proceeds to do so.

Paddy hasn't heard anything back from the ad in weeks when his wife asks him "What did you you put in the ad for our missing dog Paddy?"

Paddy replies "here boy."

11points

#88

I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore., because the ducks keep attacking him.

It is my fault for choosing a dog that is a pure bread.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

Yes, it is. Mutts rule!

2points

#89

What kind of dog keeps talking about his problems?

A complaint Bernard.

11points

#90

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for it.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

It took me a second to get this one.

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#91

What would you call a dog named Minton who ate two shuttlecocks?

Bad Minton.

11points

#92

What term do you use to refer to a dog that researches old trees?

Well, you can call him a barkologist.

11points

Bug 2 years ago

🙂😉

1point

#93

How did the dog train his flea?

From scratch.

11points

#94

Who is a dog's favorite playwright?

William Shakespaw.

11points

#95

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What's a dog's favorite fashion magazine?

Vanity Fur.

11points

Aunt Riarch 2 years ago

And Dogue

3points

#96

What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

📜🎓🐕

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#97

I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except...

The bark is much quieter.

10points

#98

Why do dogs to bury their bones in the ground?

Because they can't be buried in trees!

10points

#99

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?

A watch dog.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

And they always know when it's bedtime.

0points

#100

What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?

All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.

10points

#101

When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up...but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?

"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"

10points

BookBabe 2 years ago (edited)

For pity's sake

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#102

When you put oil on a racing dog, what do you get?

Grease Lightning

10points

#103

Why are dogs' barks so loud?

They have built-in sub-woofers.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

This is so true.🧐

1point

#104

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do you call a dog that can't bark?

A hushpuppy.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

And aren't the soooo good

1point

#105

When you cross a sheepdog with a jelly, what do you get?

The collie wobbles.

10points

#106

Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?

His dog sure didn't know how!

10points

#107

When the dog sat on sandpaper, what did he say?

Ruff! Ruff!

10points

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#108

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal When is a black dog not a black dog?

When he's a greyhound!

10points

Aunt Riarch 2 years ago

I see greyhound, I upvote....

1point

#109

What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?

“Well, doggone!”

10points

#110

How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your backyard!

10points

#111

What's a dog's favourite instrument?

A trom-bone.

10points

#112

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal I bought a dog from a blacksmith, when I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

🦧

0points

#113

A man walks into his local vet and says "My dog Rover is cross-eyed, is there any way in which you can help him?"
"Hmm, let me take a look at him" says the vet as he picks up Rover.
Whilst holding the dog, the vet checks Rovers paws, eyes, teeth and tail until finally the vet says "I think I am going to have to put Rover down".
The man is shocked is shocked and says "Really? Just because he is cross-eyed?"
The vet then replies "No, because he is too heavy to hold any longer."

10points

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#114

What do you get when you cross a computer with a dog?

Too many bites too handle.

10points

#115

Why are dogs unable to get an MRI scan?

Because only CAT scan.

10points

#116

What would you call a dog from Asgard that owns a mighty hammer?

A labrathor.

10points

Bug 2 years ago

⚒️

0points

#117

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal How did the dog laugh after listening to the joke?

Chi-ha-ha.

10points

MICHAEL STARNES 5 months ago

HA HA

0points

#118

What did the man name his two watch dogs?

Rolex and Timex.

9points

Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

We nicknamed ours that because they would stare at us at the same time every night for their treats.

0points

#119

What’s a dog’s favourite food?

Pawsta.

9points

Bug 2 years ago

Peanut butter

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#120

What was the dog doing all night?

He was barking all night without any paws.

9points

#121

What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?

They're both dog-eared.

8points

#122

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal Why did the two-legged dog to come to an abrupt halt?

It had two paws.

8points

#123

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None! They're all on the outside.

8points

#124

What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?

All breeds can, since buildings can't jump!

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#125

When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?

A collie-flower.

8points

#126

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do dogs owned by chemists do with their bones?

They barium.

8points

#127

What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?

They press the paws button.

8points

#128

Why does a noisy yappy dog resembles a tree?

It’s because they both have a lot of bark.

8points

#129

When you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster, what do you get?

A cockerpoodledoo!

8points

Aunt Riarch 2 years ago

Hmm, missed opportunity there to have the punchline cockerpoodledoo-doo

2points

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#130

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What could be worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

8points

#131

How can you get a dog in the back seat to quit barking while you're driving?

Invite him to sit up front and bark there instead.

8points

#132

What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?

You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.

8points

#133

When does a mother flea become satisfied?

When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.

8points

#134

"You don’t have to save so your dog can go to college and then find out after they graduate that they want to be an actor." — Jim Gaffigan

8points

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#135

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do you call a dog that doesn't have any legs?

It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.

7points

#136

What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Puppies!

7points

#137

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

7points

#138

Why don’t blind people go skydiving more often?

Because it frightens the dog!

7points

#139

Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?

Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”

7points

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#140

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?

Roll over!

7points

#141

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet!

7points

#142

Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite.

7points

#143

What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A sub-woofer.

7points

#144

What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?

Pup-eroni!

7points

#145

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal How do you stop a dog from smelling?

Cover his nose!

7points

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#146

What's a dog's favourite kind of ice cream?

Pupcicles.

7points

#147

Why doesn't anyone want to work for dogs?

Because they hound their employees.

7points

#148

Why did the dog walk into the saloon?

He was looking for the man who shot his paw.

7points

#149

What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?

A greyhound buzz.

7points

#150

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What do you call a left-handed boxer?

A south paw!

7points

#151

Did you hear about the dog who was fined for delivering puppies on the side of the road?

She was given a ticket for littering.

7points

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#152

How do dogs travel cross country?

They take the greyhound.

7points

#153

Why did the family take their dog to the watchmaker?

It had ticks!

7points

#154

Which dog lives in a cave?

A Bat Terrier.

7points

#155

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What's a dog's favorite movie?

Jurassic Bark.

7points

#156

What's a dog's favorite breakfast dish?

Woof-fle.

7points

#157

What did the dog say to his wife?

Howl will I ever live without you.

7points

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#158

What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen?

Ink spots.

6points

#159

How do you know if you have a slow dog?

It chases parked cars.

6points

Bug 2 years ago

😁😂😊🤭

0points

#160

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?

Bon appetite!

6points

#161

What makes more noise than a dog barking?

Two dogs barking!

6points

#162

How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?

He was Terrier-fied!

6points

#163

What term do you use to refer to a dog that researches old trees?

Well, you can call him a barkologist.

6points

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#164

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal Which dog breed knows how to use the phone?

A dial-matian.

6points

#165

What do you call an obedient dog?

A sit bull terrier.

6points

#166

What makes a businessman different from a hot dog?

The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.

5points

#167

Tons Of Jokes About Dogs To Share With Your Good Boi Or Gal A boy went to the zoo to discover there was only one small animal.

It was a shitzu!

5points

Neilas Šurkus

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

Marisha Kazaryan

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

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Bug 2 years ago

I liked these, although I had to think about a couple of them before my brain turned on. But they made me laugh and I can share them with my grandkids.

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Bug 2 years ago

I liked these, although I had to think about a couple of them before my brain turned on. But they made me laugh and I can share them with my grandkids.

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