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The average time spent by recruitment managers for analyzing a resume for a job position is 5 to 7 seconds. So let's say you're one of the lucky ones who caught their attention. What's next? Sweaty hands, racing heart, restless legs... In short, a job interview. Sure, you could've done your homework beforehand to save you some sweat, but hey, looking for a job is the best place for some improv, right? Sadly, no.
Whether you're crapping your pants while waiting to be evaluated or recovering from another epic fail, it's probably best to stop obsessing about it. And what better way to accept your job search shortcomings than realizing there are many more who are going through the exact same thing? Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously funny memes that perfectly sum up every job interview ever, and it's just what you need to ease the pain. Lame jokes, spacing out, you name it, we've got it all. So relax, continue scrolling, and enjoy the best memes!
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Aha, you say after checking out our refined selection of memes, I'm chill and collected, now what? Well, there are things you can do straight away that can elevate you above other applicants. First of all, research the industry and company you're trying to get into. According to Experis, an organization that specializes in employment services, an interviewer is likely to ask how you perceive their company's position in its industry, who the firm's competitors are, what its competitive advantages are, and how it should best go forward.
Next off, clarify your selling points and the reasons you want the job. "Prepare to go into every interview with three to five key selling points in mind such as what makes you the best candidate for the position," Experis wrote. "Have an example of each selling point prepared ('I have good communication skills. For example, I persuaded an entire group to ...'). And be prepared to tell the interviewer why you want that job – including what interests you about it, what rewards it offers that you find valuable, and what abilities it requires that you possess." This way, you present yourself as someone who is really, really interested in the job and worthy of an offer despite lacking something others might have.
Also, try to come up with a few questions for the interviewer that demonstrate your knowledge of the company as well as your motivation. Interviewers always give a chance to ask them if there's anything you'd like to know and no matter what, you should make use of this opportunity. Responding with, "No, not really," may give out the impression that you're not that interested in the job or the company. If you're stuck, however, and can't come up with something specific, consider using the classic, "If you could design the ideal candidate for this position from the ground up, what would he or she be like?"
DK Global Recruitment said that the average length of an interview is about 40 minutes but 33% of 2000 surveyed recruiters claimed that they know within the very first 90 seconds of the interview if they will recruit the candidate. In the same survey, managers mentioned the following mistakes as some of the major reasons why they might reject someone:
- 70% indicated applicants were too trendy while attending an interview.
- 67% mentioned that the candidates were unable to make eye contact.
- 55% because of the way the jobseeker walked through the door.
- 47% of the times candidates didn’t have any information about the company they are applying for.
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Withnail 5 years ago
My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
boredkoala 5 years ago
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
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Gary 5 years ago
I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
misteriosa 5 years ago
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
Carol Emory 5 years ago
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)
One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Oathbraker 5 years ago
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
Mama Panda 5 years ago
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Nikki D 5 years ago
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Laugh Fan 5 years ago (edited)
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
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Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
"where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Filipe Vieira 5 years ago
And dont even forget the questions like "Do you have kids?" or "Are you planning to have some?", because although they are not (mostly) related to our professional experience, they just want to know if we are good targets for overtime work.
Laugh Fan 5 years ago
Thankfully those kinds of questions aren't allowed in the UK as they're considered discriminatory - should raise a red flag if someone gets asked them.
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fainasKeturatis 5 years ago
I don't work at IT because I had an interview twice for 2 different jobs with neither of them was with a professional who knows what programming actually is, the requirements were minimum but I told that I am not totally pro with those exact programming languages (which is way more than needed already) because I just can't lie - it seems just not good for me to do so. Now I simply learning for a degree so I could give a signed paper and clearly say I am true pro - not opinion but a fact. It's mostly my personal issue of course.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
As an advertising artist, I ALWAYS made time to talk to any artist who called to ask me real questions about getting employment. And some people would actually ARGUE with me when I told them what works or what to say. Some people refuse to be helped...
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
I am grateful every day that I will NEVER have to go through this b******t again. No matter how hard it is to bet on yourself and make your own money, it’s still a better deal than this f*****g scam of begging someone to LET you make THEM rich while you stay poor as dirt. F**k that.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
So, just to be 100% sure, you don't find them funny?
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Withnail 5 years ago
My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
boredkoala 5 years ago
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
Load More Replies... Gary 5 years ago
I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
misteriosa 5 years ago
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
Carol Emory 5 years ago
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)
One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Oathbraker 5 years ago
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
Mama Panda 5 years ago
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Nikki D 5 years ago
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Laugh Fan 5 years ago (edited)
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
Load More Replies... Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
"where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Filipe Vieira 5 years ago
And dont even forget the questions like "Do you have kids?" or "Are you planning to have some?", because although they are not (mostly) related to our professional experience, they just want to know if we are good targets for overtime work.
Laugh Fan 5 years ago
Thankfully those kinds of questions aren't allowed in the UK as they're considered discriminatory - should raise a red flag if someone gets asked them.
Load More Replies... fainasKeturatis 5 years ago
I don't work at IT because I had an interview twice for 2 different jobs with neither of them was with a professional who knows what programming actually is, the requirements were minimum but I told that I am not totally pro with those exact programming languages (which is way more than needed already) because I just can't lie - it seems just not good for me to do so. Now I simply learning for a degree so I could give a signed paper and clearly say I am true pro - not opinion but a fact. It's mostly my personal issue of course.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
As an advertising artist, I ALWAYS made time to talk to any artist who called to ask me real questions about getting employment. And some people would actually ARGUE with me when I told them what works or what to say. Some people refuse to be helped...
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
I am grateful every day that I will NEVER have to go through this b******t again. No matter how hard it is to bet on yourself and make your own money, it’s still a better deal than this f*****g scam of begging someone to LET you make THEM rich while you stay poor as dirt. F**k that.
Chris Jones 5 years ago
So, just to be 100% sure, you don't find them funny?
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