Kind of gives a cooler, scarier effect. Great save!

Okay, this one made me laugh.

That may be the most Australian thing ever posted to the internet...

Wow! Sooooo friendly calling a kid a c*nt

In my town, some neighborhoods have halloween celebrations. You get a flyer to put on your window, if kids are welcome for tric&treating. No flyer, they won't come ringing your doorbell. Takes a bit of organization, but works great

I got a bunch of candy to pass out and decorated the porch for Halloween. No kids showed up :(

Buhahaha

Tell this bloke: Look mate, if you won't celebrate Halloween I won't wish you imported holidays like Christmas and Easter!

A huntsman spider on the door will take care of any would be cu nts!

Props to the neighbors.

Some people are just horrible

Why be so evil? 😭

I'm glad they confirmed it was a false report

I think it's cute.

If I got that as a kid I would deffinitely link Jesus with being dissapointed

Aw, that is sad.

BP needs to chill out with their list names. The moose isn't a jerk for seeing food and eating it.

👿 🖕🏻

Of course ant vaxxers buy Nestle products.

Such a s****y thing to do. Don't use kids to hawk your c**p!

Something tells me this is in a church basement

Lonely skeleton. :(

I bet Chesapeke, VA is real fun at parties.

That's criminal!

That’s awful 😢 I hate it when people steal holiday decorations. Last year someone stole a wreath I made with my mum when I was 7 on Christmas Day.

Or they did think and have a dark sense of humour...

That must have Cost a lot. So much potential soup lost :(

Grown adulds doing s**t like that? Shame on them!

"Can you come back later? We're fornicating in the pentagram right now"

This must be a national policy, because my local Lowe's has looked like this since the first week of October.

God, these are pissing me off. It's one damn night a year for kids to dress up, have fun, and maybe score a few treats. They've got the rest of their lives when they'll have to pay for things.

Hey, cat's should get treats too

Looking forward to the memoir her kids write about her: "Mom's Struggles in a S****y Retirement Home".

Wine... to kids...

I mean, the sugar content probably checks out

Lunatics.

I attended a Halloween party over the weekend and won a coupon for an expensive whiskey bottle. I don’t drink 😭😭 They couldn’t exchange it for a different prize but encouraged me to sell it to someone. Wish party prizes didn’t include liquor.

I asked about this in my local store the other day and their response was, "well not everyone celebrates Halloween or does something for it so we just skip to Christmas" NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS AND I ACTUALLY PREFER HALLOWEEN

I got one of these once too! Knock- off if you ask me

Outrageous

They could have turned around, walked away then called their therapist when they got home. But nope, gotta play the victim card in an attempt to control others. Must be a joy to be around this person.

This, right here, is part of the reason for the huge backlash against Christianity and dislike of Christians. Keep your crazy to yourself, please, the world has plenty already.

I am sorry, but this is pretty funny (only because it's not me).

Rather than ask the neighbour, you just post about it instead?

Maga twats continuing to spread the "joy".

🤮

To each his own, but there are vegans who show a level of dedication to the cause that's wayyyyy out of line. Eat what you want but don't bother me about it!

How very tacky.

shame on them!!!! no candy for you!

I hate the vandalism that often accompanies Halloween. 👿

Pickle Rick planning a candy heist. 🤔

Slap your dad, say "You know why" and walk away

How?? It's cut too perfectly, straight top & bottom, that would be really hard to do with coin already in it? The coin has no chocolate marks on it either. I call b******t on this one, sorry.