85 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Had The 'Pleasure' Of Encountering

Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!

They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.

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Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

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85 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Had The 'Pleasure' Of Encountering

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!

USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

Special Delivery

I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

Sipping The Drink Before Delivery

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle

Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag

I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not

The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)

Special Delivery

UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery

Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...

After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help

Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover

Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!

My Book Was Delivered Today...

Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van

This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today

The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

The Way My Package Was Delivered

How My Apple Cider Arrived Today...

When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo

It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot

Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither

Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged

The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery

Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller

Thank You United States Postal Service For Kindly Folding My Art Prints In Half So That They Fit In My Mailbox

Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. F*** You USPS

This Package Was Delivered To My House

Thanks USPS

How My Boxes Got Delivered Today.

Opened And Taped? Did Someone Really Need To Know What My Mail Said? USPS Makes Me Wish Mail Delivery Would Go Back To Messengers On Horseback

So FedEx Delivered My New TV ..

UPS Delivered My TV So You Can't Open The Door Far Enough To Get Out Without Knocking Down The TV

Thanks USPS

Mailman Consistently Folds & Jams Magazines In Box, Ignores Rack Directly Below

The Way My Son’s School Supplies Were Packed And Delivered

I Had To Unpack Them Outside

My Amazon Package Arrived Covered In Peanut Butter. Also A Day Late

Thanks Amazon Delivery Service. Guess You Didn't Want To Walk The Extra 8 Feet In The Rain

Poker Face Of The Year Award Goes To The Delivery Guy Who Took Our Money And Left Before We Opened It

Bought A Ps4 Slim Online. FedEx Driver Must Have Felt Real Smart Leaving It In The Backyard. In The Rain. With 3 Dogs

Evidently Ace Ventura Delivers My Mail

Good Job FedEx, No One Will Suspect A Thing

Doordash Driver Eating Customer’s Food

The Food Delivery I Received Last Night :(

When You Just Want A Nice Cake For Your Birthday, But The Delivery Guy Has Other Plans

How USPS Delivered My Held Mail After Being Out Of Town For The Holidays

The Delivery Man Delivers Pizzas Under His Arm...

UPS Delivering A Package Like This

Deliveries

FedEx Don't Care At All When Delivering Packages. Glad I Made It Home Before They Had A Chance To Get Stolen

Was So Happy To Finally Get A 55in 4ktv Opened The Box, Plugged It In And Turned It On Just To See This. Thanks FedEx

Delivery Drivers At The Pizza Place I Worked At Gave Zero F. Found In A Delivery Bag

My Delivery Pizza

To Skip A Milk Delivery

Do You Know How Pizza Works Mr. Delivery Man? It Should Be Held Parallel To The Ground, Not Perpendicular

Pos Admits To Eating Peoples Doordash Deliverys

Inside Of One Of The Delivery Drivers Truck I Worked With

"This'll Be Perfectly Hidden Right Here." -The FedEx Guy