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Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!

They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.

#1

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

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#2

My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!

My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!

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#3

USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

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Now, the fact of the matter is, far from every delivery driver out there is a jerk. Most of them are decent people who do their duty; otherwise, the entire delivery system would collapse. Yet once in a while, people manage to take photos or film real jerks on the job who don’t respect anyone but themselves.

#4

This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

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#5

UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

The building I lived in had a strict hoa and i had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. this was a relief to see.

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#6

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

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Adam Lapetina writes on Thrillist what being a delivery driver is really like. According to him, it’s “one of the more underappreciated gigs in the service industry,” it’s fast-paced, and it can drive away those who can’t handle the pressure.

#7

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

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#8

Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

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#9

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

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Delivery drivers have some perks. Depending on where you live, sometimes police officers avoid giving delivery drivers tickets for speeding if they’re rushing to get food to a ravenous customer. However, someone being hungry isn’t a good excuse to speed: it’s dangerous and puts everyone at risk. Not even pizza’s worth getting into an accident over.

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#10

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

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#11

The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

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#12

UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

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Furthermore, delivery drivers tend to have a lot of ‘me’ time on their hands, which means getting to know yourself much, much better over the course of your day job. It sounds like the perfect gig if you’re feeling a bit lost in life and need to think things over while getting paid. Just remember to act in the same way you’d expect others to act with you. And don’t eat lick your customers’ spoons.

#13

P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

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#14

Special Delivery

Special Delivery

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#15

I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

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#16

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

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#17

Sipping The Drink Before Delivery

Sipping The Drink Before Delivery

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#18

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

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#19

Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

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#20

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

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#21

Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle

Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle

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#22

Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag

Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag

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#23

I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not

I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not

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#24

The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)

The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)

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#25

Special Delivery

Special Delivery

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#26

UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery

UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery

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#27

Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...

Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...

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#28

After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help

After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help

MasterChee5e Report

#29

Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover

Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover

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#30

Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

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#31

Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!

Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!

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#32

My Book Was Delivered Today...

My Book Was Delivered Today...

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#33

Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van

Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van

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#34

This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today

This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today

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#35

The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

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#36

The Way My Package Was Delivered

The Way My Package Was Delivered

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#37

How My Apple Cider Arrived Today...

How My Apple Cider Arrived Today...

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#38

When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo

When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo

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#39

It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot

It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot

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#40

Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither

Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither

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#41

Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged

Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged

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#42

The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery

The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery

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#43

Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything

Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything

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#44

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

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#45

Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller

Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller

When I refused to take the food because she delivers it out of a dirty bag pushing a baby stroller with two kids she said "I don't give a f***". And after this all customer service refused to give me my money back

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#46

Thank You United States Postal Service For Kindly Folding My Art Prints In Half So That They Fit In My Mailbox

Thank You United States Postal Service For Kindly Folding My Art Prints In Half So That They Fit In My Mailbox

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#47

Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. F*** You USPS

Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. F*** You USPS

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#48

This Package Was Delivered To My House

This Package Was Delivered To My House

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#49

Thanks USPS

Thanks USPS

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#50

How My Boxes Got Delivered Today.

How My Boxes Got Delivered Today.

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#51

Opened And Taped? Did Someone Really Need To Know What My Mail Said? USPS Makes Me Wish Mail Delivery Would Go Back To Messengers On Horseback

Opened And Taped? Did Someone Really Need To Know What My Mail Said? USPS Makes Me Wish Mail Delivery Would Go Back To Messengers On Horseback

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#52

So FedEx Delivered My New TV ..

So FedEx Delivered My New TV ..

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#53

UPS Delivered My TV So You Can't Open The Door Far Enough To Get Out Without Knocking Down The TV

UPS Delivered My TV So You Can't Open The Door Far Enough To Get Out Without Knocking Down The TV

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#54

Thanks USPS

Thanks USPS

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#55

Mailman Consistently Folds & Jams Magazines In Box, Ignores Rack Directly Below

Mailman Consistently Folds & Jams Magazines In Box, Ignores Rack Directly Below

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#56

The Way My Son’s School Supplies Were Packed And Delivered

The Way My Son’s School Supplies Were Packed And Delivered

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#57

I Had To Unpack Them Outside

I Had To Unpack Them Outside

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#58

My Amazon Package Arrived Covered In Peanut Butter. Also A Day Late

My Amazon Package Arrived Covered In Peanut Butter. Also A Day Late

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#59

Thanks Amazon Delivery Service. Guess You Didn't Want To Walk The Extra 8 Feet In The Rain

Thanks Amazon Delivery Service. Guess You Didn't Want To Walk The Extra 8 Feet In The Rain

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#60

Poker Face Of The Year Award Goes To The Delivery Guy Who Took Our Money And Left Before We Opened It

Poker Face Of The Year Award Goes To The Delivery Guy Who Took Our Money And Left Before We Opened It

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#61

Bought A Ps4 Slim Online. FedEx Driver Must Have Felt Real Smart Leaving It In The Backyard. In The Rain. With 3 Dogs

Bought A Ps4 Slim Online. FedEx Driver Must Have Felt Real Smart Leaving It In The Backyard. In The Rain. With 3 Dogs

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#62

Evidently Ace Ventura Delivers My Mail

Evidently Ace Ventura Delivers My Mail

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#63

Good Job FedEx, No One Will Suspect A Thing

Good Job FedEx, No One Will Suspect A Thing

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#64

Doordash Driver Eating Customer’s Food

Doordash Driver Eating Customer’s Food

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#65

The Food Delivery I Received Last Night :(

The Food Delivery I Received Last Night :(

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#66

When You Just Want A Nice Cake For Your Birthday, But The Delivery Guy Has Other Plans

When You Just Want A Nice Cake For Your Birthday, But The Delivery Guy Has Other Plans

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#67

How USPS Delivered My Held Mail After Being Out Of Town For The Holidays

How USPS Delivered My Held Mail After Being Out Of Town For The Holidays

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#68

The Delivery Man Delivers Pizzas Under His Arm...

The Delivery Man Delivers Pizzas Under His Arm...

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#69

UPS Delivering A Package Like This

UPS Delivering A Package Like This

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#70

Deliveries

Deliveries

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#71

FedEx Don't Care At All When Delivering Packages. Glad I Made It Home Before They Had A Chance To Get Stolen

FedEx Don't Care At All When Delivering Packages. Glad I Made It Home Before They Had A Chance To Get Stolen

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#72

Was So Happy To Finally Get A 55in 4ktv Opened The Box, Plugged It In And Turned It On Just To See This. Thanks FedEx

Was So Happy To Finally Get A 55in 4ktv Opened The Box, Plugged It In And Turned It On Just To See This. Thanks FedEx

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#73

Delivery Drivers At The Pizza Place I Worked At Gave Zero F. Found In A Delivery Bag

Delivery Drivers At The Pizza Place I Worked At Gave Zero F. Found In A Delivery Bag

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#74

My Delivery Pizza

My Delivery Pizza

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#75

To Skip A Milk Delivery

To Skip A Milk Delivery

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#76

Do You Know How Pizza Works Mr. Delivery Man? It Should Be Held Parallel To The Ground, Not Perpendicular

Do You Know How Pizza Works Mr. Delivery Man? It Should Be Held Parallel To The Ground, Not Perpendicular

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#77

Pos Admits To Eating Peoples Doordash Deliverys

Pos Admits To Eating Peoples Doordash Deliverys

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#78

Inside Of One Of The Delivery Drivers Truck I Worked With

Inside Of One Of The Delivery Drivers Truck I Worked With

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#79

"This'll Be Perfectly Hidden Right Here." -The FedEx Guy

"This'll Be Perfectly Hidden Right Here." -The FedEx Guy

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#80

Thanks Amazon! There Is A Deck Box 8 Feet Away From Here For Deliveries, But They Love To Put It In Front Of The Garage Door. Only Amazon Deliveries. UPS And USPS Put Them In The Deck Box Every Time

Thanks Amazon! There Is A Deck Box 8 Feet Away From Here For Deliveries, But They Love To Put It In Front Of The Garage Door. Only Amazon Deliveries. UPS And USPS Put Them In The Deck Box Every Time

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#81

How FedEx Delivered My Monitor While I Wasn't Home

How FedEx Delivered My Monitor While I Wasn't Home

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#82

How USPS Delivered My Package

How USPS Delivered My Package

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#83

How UPS "Delivered" My Package

How UPS "Delivered" My Package

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#84

My Mom Ordered One Of My Little Brothers Biggest Gifts For Christmas, Amazon Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Send It With Absolutely No Box And Have It Delivered To The Front Of Her House, Completely Spoiling The Surprise

My Mom Ordered One Of My Little Brothers Biggest Gifts For Christmas, Amazon Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Send It With Absolutely No Box And Have It Delivered To The Front Of Her House, Completely Spoiling The Surprise

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#85

Thanks UPS Delivery Guy For Masterfully Thwarting Any Potential Crime

Thanks UPS Delivery Guy For Masterfully Thwarting Any Potential Crime

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