Hey they tried

Wow google just wow

I agree with the children one

Duh! This footwear is obviously for cowboys.

I love that “Banging movements on chicks” is followed by “Problematic movements.”

This isn't a translation error. This is a hilarious typo

What

But Mary, are you really surer?

I'm wondering what "Fetal Heart Custody" is?

Tell Overtaking = “I’m about to run you over.”

Goggle translate fail

Is this an English speaker who doesn’t know how to spell ratchet?

Since when pee pee not home made??

oh no not hurt

"I am not taking the notes for the identity steal. What is your social insurance number, and mothers maiden name?"

huh

You don't say

I can't even be offended by this. Not even if i tried

So they're not racist, and they don't want to stab Latvians?

everything about this is confusing

I’m thinking they were trying to say, “I’m not racist or nothing like that.” Could have been auto corrected or speech to text 🤷🏼‍♀️

Why can i understand this