I always think that if pizza misshapen/imperfect/bubbly/puffy/dotted with charred bits, it is a sign that it is really good (e.g. homemade, made from scratch, wood-oven fired)

this is somthing i would make as a dare then i would take one bite almost die from a heart attack then wake up then think about my life choices

Leave pinapples alone

Did they put mayonaise on it?

Last two things in the pantry???

HA!!

that ground beef is really not cooked. i can't believe this is not a joke

they look like larvae lmao

Oh man. As a dane I can tell you that it's only poor students and people with no idea of cooking who would eat s**t like that.

"dude salmonella is my favorite topping" OMG SAME!!

I'm not even the slightest bit Italian, but WTF? Carbonara is one of the world's perfect dishes. This is just a disgusting mess.

🤣🤣🤣

egg shell?

😂

Reminds me of the 60s, when steak tartare with an egg yolk in the half shell was a thing. Innocent times.

What's with the egg? That's not even "eggs in Purgatory". If it's supposed to be carbonara, the egg gets mixed into the hot pasta, along with the cheese, in the pan so it cooks it a bit and there's supposed to be pancetta in it. This is not carbonara. This is a mess.

Eeeeeeeeew

this one is not that bad. Also, I agree bamboo shoots don't belong on pizza, but they ARE delicious on other things

Get me a barf bag :(

Not only do I break pasta in half to cook it, I hate twirling it. Hows that for psycho?

hahaha

Haha!

mmmmm that looks amazing

i need to go burn my eyes out and cut off my tongue after seeing this picture and imagining this taste

This reminds me why I do not miss university.

Having been a chef, I must admit this is the first time I have seen vomit on pasta. So unappealing! 🤮

That's lasagna in your eyes?

let me just vomit

Tortellini only takes 3-5 mins to boil

Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.

I WANT TO BARF RIGHT NOW.

Ah, the famous german cuisine. Everybody loves us for our cooking skills

That’s a classic from the 50’s.

I actually gagged, ewww

Nope.

Please tell me this parliamentarian is no longer serving. Or, if he is, I hope he is serving in jail for the travesty done to this pizza!

I was impressed with the dough work until my brain finally admitted to what it was seeing in the rest of the picture.

Sadly, I cannot cleanse this picture from my mind.

Why would you do this to food

Maybe a little Yum Yum sauce to go with whatever the hell this is?!?

Pietro stole my words. I think the hotline is quite appropriate for this since it is definitely a crisis for Italian cooking.

NONONONONOOO

what the.... no thank you.

Rice with pasta ain't gonna fly.

Totally ruined the sauce! It is runny and gross and has strange big yellow things in it.

OMG! The poor scallops!! What did they ever do to deserve such cruel treatment?!?

HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN THIS! YOU. DO. NOT. CUT. UP. PASTA!

Person: Pineapple on my pizza please, can't be that bad... The Pizza:

Maybe you should wash the tomatoes before putting them in the recipe, not while you are adding them!!

Gross....