I always think that if pizza misshapen/imperfect/bubbly/puffy/dotted with charred bits, it is a sign that it is really good (e.g. homemade, made from scratch, wood-oven fired)

this is somthing i would make as a dare then i would take one bite almost die from a heart attack then wake up then think about my life choices

Leave pinapples alone

Did they put mayonaise on it?

Last two things in the pantry???

HA!!

that ground beef is really not cooked. i can't believe this is not a joke

they look like larvae lmao

Oh man. As a dane I can tell you that it's only poor students and people with no idea of cooking who would eat s**t like that.

"dude salmonella is my favorite topping" OMG SAME!!

this one is not that bad. Also, I agree bamboo shoots don't belong on pizza, but they ARE delicious on other things

Get me a barf bag :(

Not only do I break pasta in half to cook it, I hate twirling it. Hows that for psycho?

hahaha

Hey people have opinions you know. Apparently some people are allowed to like broccoli but we can’t like pineapple on pizza?

But pineapple on pizza is good :(

I think every Italian mama would find you ... it would not be pretty!

god i love itally

It’ll taste better if you order an egg on it.

it's so good!

*pushes trash can over to you with her foot*

I like pineapple on pizza... if it’s a genuine pineapple-pizza where the pineapple gets cooked, I will refuse to go near it, but I throw pineapple just out the fridge on pizza.

Don't even try for your own sake... (Even if Napolitans are very nice people)

leave pinnaple alone

Personally I find pineapple disgusting in or with anything.

Haha!

mmmmm that looks amazing

i need to go burn my eyes out and cut off my tongue after seeing this picture and imagining this taste

This reminds me why I do not miss university.

Having been a chef, I must admit this is the first time I have seen vomit on pasta. So unappealing! 🤮

That's lasagna in your eyes?

let me just vomit

Tortellini only takes 3-5 mins to boil

Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.

I WANT TO BARF RIGHT NOW.

Ah, the famous german cuisine. Everybody loves us for our cooking skills

That’s a classic from the 50’s.

I actually gagged, ewww

Nope.

Please tell me this parliamentarian is no longer serving. Or, if he is, I hope he is serving in jail for the travesty done to this pizza!

I was impressed with the dough work until my brain finally admitted to what it was seeing in the rest of the picture.

Sadly, I cannot cleanse this picture from my mind.

Why would you do this to food

Maybe a little Yum Yum sauce to go with whatever the hell this is?!?

Pietro stole my words. I think the hotline is quite appropriate for this since it is definitely a crisis for Italian cooking.

NONONONONOOO

what the.... no thank you.

Rice with pasta ain't gonna fly.

Totally ruined the sauce! It is runny and gross and has strange big yellow things in it.

OMG! The poor scallops!! What did they ever do to deserve such cruel treatment?!?

HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN THIS! YOU. DO. NOT. CUT. UP. PASTA!

Person: Pineapple on my pizza please, can't be that bad... The Pizza:

Maybe you should wash the tomatoes before putting them in the recipe, not while you are adding them!!

Gross....

LEAVE PINAPPLES ON PIZZA ALONE