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With so many things nowadays involving the internet and all sorts of technology, it’s no surprise that people tend to use it more and more. The number of internet users alone reportedly grew by nearly 190 million in the 12 months leading to October, 2023.

While some individuals use it for work or to stay connected with people they love, some do it seeking entertainment; and there sure is plenty of that in the online world. One of the many examples of sources of that is the Facebook group ‘IT Humor and Memes’, providing amusing IT-based content for nearly half a decade now. You can browse some of their memes on the list below, so wait no longer and scroll down to enjoy a good giggle.

On the list below you will also find more information on the ‘IT Humor and Memes’ group, provided to Bored Panda by its founder, Trevor Paquette, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions.

#1

He Even Deposited $20 Into Her Bank Account After Sniffing The Password And Seeing It Was Negative

He Even Deposited $20 Into Her Bank Account After Sniffing The Password And Seeing It Was Negative

Kris HC Reels , fesshole Report

PeeledPotato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

faith in humanity went up just a tad

Tacet
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What! This absolute creep is watching what his neighbour is getting up to online, he has access to her online banking from seeing what she's doing and he thinks that because she's poor and desperate that this is ok. Dude is a stalker.

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Lily bloom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does that title even mean?cute story but nonsensical title is misleading

️️Upvote faery️
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how things are taken out of their original context and put into a new context so easily on the internet. The title is bullsh*t and something someone else made up to make the original post seem less wholesome

Joe G
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The title makes no sense

Tacet
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It means he's been watch what his neighbour is doing online, has seen her access her online banking services, has accessed her accounts himself and deposited some cash. Which is like breaking into someone's home looking through their stuff opening their safe and when finding nothing inside leaving a $20 and thinking that they're a good guy.

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Tacet
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoa that is not ok. Also literally a crime.

BlindAres
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the headline is true, then that's kind however super problematic as to him doing the middle part.

Jill Rhodry
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the council got a lot of phone calls asking for the password!

Ruben Schelstraete
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you going to cut it when she has work ?

Littles Johnson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are a good soul for that. You allowed your neighbor to use your wifi and now she is working on getting into a college! I'm proud of both of you!

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    #2

    Im Sure An Oldie . But

    Im Sure An Oldie . But

    William Visel Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey those are the guys who put the microchips in my brain! You see they put the microchips in my brain. No, you don't understand. The microchips are in my brain. No, my brain is where the microchips are. No not potato chips, MICROchips are in my brain. MICROCHIPS. No not "in the rain", in my BRAIN with a "B".

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it easy. After your third molt, the pain will finally subside. Listen to the advice of an adult lizardman! 🦎🙋🏽

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    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CIA - Grammar Check Department. :D

    Kilo Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in what their being was watching

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    #3

    Fox

    Fox

    Erfan Sadik Report

    PeeledPotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bros just popping in to say hi

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody likes pop-ups, but firefox's pop-ins I wouldn't mind.

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    Queen Jackson.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its named after a panda if you care

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a bit of Chrome there as well, on the handle

    Christina Comboy Keller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fire fox is a red panda - not an actual fox.

    Andy Mcleish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxxcon employee doing an onsite inspection

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally an example of the word literal.

    Firestar
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    2 years ago

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    Foxes. Horrid things, if you ask me. Their stench is rancid!

    Jihana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be, but other than that they are insanely cute! They are like cats in a dog body. Very affectionate and playful.

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    “Today, the most popular IT-related jokes and memes tend to revolve around a few key themes: software updates disrupting work, the perils of programming, cybersecurity, and AI mishaps,” the founder of ‘IT Humor and Memes’, Trevor Paquette, told Bored Panda in a recent interview.

    “The popularity of these themes often depends on widespread shared experiences, such as major software releases or well-publicized cybersecurity incidents. Additionally, the rise of meme culture means that humor is now more visual, with formats like reaction GIFs and images dominating platforms like X (formerly Twitter), Reddit, and Instagram. These trends are fueled by the rapid spread of content on social media and the ease with which people can create and modify memes.”

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    #4

    Phillip Dowda Report

    Raumpfleger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still doing this every time. Saves you hours of dispute about who would be so dumb, concluding there's no need to check. Another one would be me telling the tale when I tried to install a printer for over an hour myself, before I noticed it wasn't plugged in. Also makes people feel less dumb, when they see it can happen even to professionals. - And yes, it really happened - not my brightest moment...

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes the cables are just loose and need to be unplugged and plugged back in

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it drops the chances of you driving 2 hours to plug in a network cable

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really, really decent human being. The world needs more.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back in the day we had a product that took many floppies and was tricky to install. People wouldn't follow the directions and the program would only partly work, failing in a very identifiable way. I would always ask if they had run the install as instructed and they would say they had, so I would ask them to go through it again with me on the phone because "sometimes it doesn't take". Somehow it always "took" when they followed the steps in the instructions, but I didn't blame them and gave them an easy out.

    Ichi as usual
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just like when I tell user's that I did apply a change remotely and they need to restart now so it can take place. My secret is that we cannot do such thing, but usually people do not think that restarting the computer can solve issues. By this step we don't need to connect remotely just to discover that their uptime is around 4-5 days.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I could never work IT support. I'd be pulling a Sam Kinnison on every call. "Is it plugged in?!? Plug it! Plug it in! Oh...OHHHHH!"

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was part of our basic training. If you suspect that it is cable, ask the person to "unplug and replug it, the computer is not that smart, it may recognize it this way. Just to be sure, can you do it on both ends (with printers or routers, not with mouse of course)? I had problem with that Canon printer I got, the plug sometimes disconnects and I have to replug it from time to time. It took me two months to realize that this is the problem." Step one, you guide the person to the issue and make them your "complice". Step two, you give them a scapegoat. Step three, you share your own personal story. Step four, you tell them that even you as "expert" don't know everything. Follow this guide and don't make fun of them, you will get your 5 star rating. And watch flatearth videos, nothing you hear later sounds stupid in comparison.

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    Jeremy Hooks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a colleague who would always tell people to turn it on and off again

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of you can relate to this because, hey, unplugging and blowing worked for you as a kid with some game cartridges for your old Nintendo console.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. I never thought to say something like that. I have had those scenarios. Where the customer INSISTS the cable is plugged in but doesn't actually check, gets annoyed when (after signs point to it being the issue) I aske them to please go double check. Then grumpy mumble about how it was not actually plugged in and it is working now. LOL

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    #5

    Me_irl

    Me_irl

    pinkhigh777 Report

    J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my son the internet is broken every time my laptop plays up. It’s funny because he always looks at me like this 🙄😂😂😂

    “On the flip side, despite the changing landscape of IT humor, there are classic memes and jokes that resurface time and again,” Trevor continued, discussing the most popular types of jokes. “These evergreen themes tend to have a timeless quality because they touch on the universal truths of working with technology.

    “For instance, jokes about disconnecting and then reconnecting devices as the universal tech fix, or the ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ line from IT support have become perennial favorites. These classic memes serve as a common language among IT professionals and enthusiasts alike.”

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    #6

    Asif Nawab Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Australia, it is not easy at all for me to legally obtain a gun for personal/home protection (if at all). However, I keep a large hammer nearby instead .... *looks at printer*....

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife asked me why I go armed at home. I said, "Decepticons." She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was fun.

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend who is IT, specialized in digital security, has a NOKIA 3310.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nokia 3310 is also better than a loaded gun for self defense

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: A while ago, hackers managed to compromise a casino via wifi-connected aquarium thermometers.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospital equipment often have security protocols that are comparable to 90's standards according to studies - appearently it isn't that hard for professionals to shut down life support machines

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who spent their career as a programmer/engineer, this is spot on. I will never have a 'smart' home, a 'smart' tv or an Alexa. I won't even bank on my cell, it's the most hackable device you have. It baffles me that people do this. Also, my toner color printer is over 20 years old and still works great. I will never replace that beast.

    Maartje
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I try telling people that...

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    Gabby Ghoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in IT (cybersecurity) and I also do not have any voice assistants or other IoT appliances.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my phone already keeps good track of me, I don't think it needs alexa's help

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    Silver5trike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not old enough to get a career yet, but after living with my parents who are both IT technicians and studying IT, I really struggle with accepting the fact that everything is controlled by your phone... you use it for everything and it's ALWAYS in some security danger.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a smart thermostat so I don't HAVE to turn it off/down when I go to bed, and I can set it where I want it FROM bed....

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    #7

    Greg Ledford , ItsRobbAllen Report

    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones who noticed are those too bored in the meeting!

    Papa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which would be just about everyone?

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    Orion Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you make a movie the background?

    xczechr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't the trim at the top go to the corner?

    Jack Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing at some point there were cabinets on that wall, based on the lights shining on it.

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    Imagineer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess he never has to talk in a zoom meeting?

    moon bug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just the background. It’s still showing him in the front and he can still talk.

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    #8

    Has This Been Shared Before? I Feel This Is How The Users Interpret It

    Has This Been Shared Before? I Feel This Is How The Users Interpret It

    Jared Waldron Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But some sites don't seem to tell you all at once like this. You create a p/w and each time it rejects you it adds 'you also need to include...'

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please tell us what the requirements are BEFORE we start creating a password.

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction. "a symbol AND number". A digital signature. A callback to your mobile phone. A callback to your email. A captcha. Three secret questions. Your name exactly as it appears on your Identity card. The unique ten digit identification number printed in three point type on that card, the colour of your identity card, your bank account, finger print and facial recognition, passport details, and then we will send you a password that you can use.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I mention voice recognition? And spouse net income this financial year? As you might guess, I had to supply almost all of these last month - in order to pay my tax.

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, knowledgeable users interpret it as this because it's utter bullshít. Password strength is not created by complexity, but by length. Please refer to this: https://xkcd.com/936/

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you must change it every month to something unique you haven't used in past 20yrs, gl

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that so much. I'm an adult.....just let me pick out the freaking password that I want to pick out!

    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently found password requirements to say you can't use any character more than twice...

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you better not forget what your password is! You’ll need several spells, DNA testing, eye of newt, and a dragon scale to reset it.

    Historyharlot93
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know about y’all, but I have no new passwords left inside me.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a word and a series of numbers that have some significance to me. Then when I need to change it I just go one number up in the sequence.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it can't be the same as a previously used password.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which it just told you wasn't a password it recognised for your account! FFS

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    Trevor told Bored Panda that recurring jokes about programming languages, such as “the off-by-one error or the eternal confusion over the plethora of JavaScript frameworks” remain relatable year after year. “Memes that anthropomorphize hardware or software also maintain their charm, such as a printer being portrayed as a capricious entity that decides when and how it will perform,” he added.

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    “These classic go-to memes act like inside jokes, reinforcing the cultural identity of the IT world, and they often re-emerge when a new event or development in the tech sphere echoes past experiences, highlighting the cyclical nature of IT challenges and triumphs.”

    #9

    Terje Grønning Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at how the creatures share their environment but aren't completely aware of each other.

    Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this species has an advanced form of parallel play.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engineer - An organism that turns energy drinks and cold pizza into blueprints

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not provoke, they can retaliate in confusing ways.

    Andy Mcleish
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engineerus Informatus technologus

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how the alpha male engineer sits on the table to establish dominance over the other engineers in the pack

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so happy to be left alone in a room to work, I didn't want to interact with anyone.

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink a dark coffee and have some pastry. Energy drinks are the same with awful taste and placebo effect.

    Marty Eggert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have few opportunities to mate in this environment.

    Marty Eggert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have few opportunities to mate in their present environment.

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    #10

    It Just Wouldn’t Let Go

    It Just Wouldn’t Let Go

    Fbhtechinfo Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IE/Edge has one purpose. Downloading Chrome. I built this PC seven years ago and haven't used IE/Edge since.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E: was i a good search engine? Death: not even close

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, the second pic with the hand and one tiny cloud makes me smile. Just that it was included. With 3 frames we would understand what is happening. But that frame makes me happy.

    #11

    Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan

    Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan

    Dennis Mayer Report

    The Rogue Adventurers.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is an ai generated image, still cool looking tho

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shooting WWW from his wrists

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how messed up the server room cabling is right now, I want that so bad it hurts.

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many hours went into that?? "Amazing" Spider-man indeed!

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    Despite being an integral part of our lives nowadays, the IT—short for information technology—sector might not be as old as you think. TechTarget reports that the term itself was first used in a Harvard Business Review article in the 1950s.

    "Over the last decade a new technology has begun to take hold in American business, one so new that its significance is still difficult to evaluate... The new technology does not yet have a single established name. We shall call it information technology," it read in part.

    However, certain things that paved the way for IT as we know it now seemingly go way back. Complete I.T. covered some of the milestones in the history of IT and suggested that its history might stretch as far back as 2400 BC, when the first known calculator—the abacus—was created.

    Other important milestones included the invention of the typewriter (in the year 1843) and the microphone (1877), developments related to radio waves and wireless technology (presented in the late 1880s-early 1890s), as well as the development of one of the first programmable computers (1948), among many other significant technological advancements.

    #12

    Maggie Skolos Report

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days, you can delete the "in IT" part.

    Andy C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no… imagine retail, but all of your coworkers are the Karens. And their customers are too. It’s like retail inception.

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    Jessica Urquhart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a whole group of fat middle aged Karen's in a yoga class. They were looking for a new yoga teacher and said they practiced hatha yoga. I taught them twice. The first time I did a beginner's level classic hatha class to assess their actual level. They didn't even come close to being able to do the basics. Next class I broke down the basics to teach them how to correctly and safely do the easiest poses and begin building some strength in a very gentle and easy way. That was too much for them. Then one of them informed me that what they really wanted was, in other words, to roll around on the floor while I say some pretty words about butterflies and unicorns. So, I planned on giving up entirely on teaching them hatha yoga and instead had a plan to teach them yin yoga at the next lesson, but they cancelled on me last minute and went to another yoga teacher.

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went to yoga 101 and couldn't do the one pose that required a tiny bit of balance. Well, it's just that I have no balance or strength I thought. Easy peasy- ha! Poor yoga teacher.

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    MsLou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Dave from Wendy's?

    #13

    Osei-Tutu Bright Report

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a few more years and some of these will finally be finished downloading.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yes, I remember.. downloading java compiler which was going to take 20 hours.. then called a friend who had (as one of the first) CABLE internet, drove over there , he handed it to me on disk, drove back and aborted the DL which was at 5 % or sumpin.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a joke, sometimes this message would say weeks, months or years.

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do if they’ve ever had to update Steam

    Smiley!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! It took three days of straight downloading to install Baldur's Gate 3

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    Chelsea Bates
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say that to this day it's still loading

    Imagineer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had forgotten about those little pieces of paper flying across to the folder.

    Christopher Gerlach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember getting super excited when a Naruto Episode was downloading at 105 KB/Sec. Also I had a program called GetRight that would allow me to pause downloads or have them saved if you lost connection.

    JJ Leno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, to live and die in computer time. Either out like a flash or eternal da..nation

    Smurphette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have download times that are grandparents now....

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    #14

    Remember

    Remember

    Chris Antonini Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wanted to stick my finger in the holes

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they could predict phone calls

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the cellphone was invented and these speakers had the biggest beef with people trying to call you

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair on my night stand next to me right now, they're about 20 years old. Those are the best speakers for the money, I got them for 5 bucks on ebay. Still work great.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a pair because they sounded great.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I still have a pair of these back in my office room next to a computer that has not been used in several years.

    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still have a set of these. Changed the cables and pots. They are really good quality sound.

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dootdadoot dootdadoot dootdadoot--bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt *then phone rings*

    Michael Travis Risner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One was always not working?" What kind of sentence is that? One was never working. Never stop never stopping, I guess...

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    Technologies have been advancing in leaps and bounds over the last decades. Take computers, for instance; the first one—the ENIAC (standing for the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer)—was introduced in 1945 and was roughly the size of a room. Nowadays, you can throw your computer into a rather small handbag and carry it around without much effort.

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    If you’re at all curious, by 1956, the ENIAC reportedly occupied roughly 1,800 square feet and weighed more than 30 tons. The average weight of a laptop computer nowadays is somewhere between two and eight pounds (roughly one and four kilograms), depending on the model.

    If computers went back to being the size of a room all of the sudden, quite a few houses would be in need of a makeover. According to Statista, nearly half of the world’s households were estimated to have a computer at home back in 2019; and the number of such households was reportedly on the rise for nearly two decades leading up to it.

    #15

    Trevor Paquette Report

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no. You have to bug in to bug out. Please bug in to bug out. Thank you.

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    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one didn't learn the lesson from the printer.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But one must log out prior to log in in order to log out.

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somehow this doesn't bother me, seems perfectly normal / understandable. Oh its a slippery slope...

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This normally causes eyeball twitching and me threatening to take apart the laptop.

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    #16

    At Microsoft

    At Microsoft

    Maddy Zeer Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot about Windows Me.... but this is a good thing :)

    Jeff Cox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot about ME, but then again everyone forgets about Windows ME

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus the first version of NT was called version 3.1.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 kinds of people in the world; Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME WAS AWESOME!! **runs away while giggling like a schoolgirl**

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot Windows ME. Then again, everyone else wants to, so it makes sense.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have installed every one of those. And some with decimals. Which is probably less of a tech flex and more of an admission of getting old.

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    #17

    Workflow

    Workflow

    Junaid Khan Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh at this, but the other day I was looking for my phone, while I had my hand on it on the counter and browsing my playlist. I kept looking up and around saying, 'where tf did I put it?'

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it took 11 minutes to get that piece of information from the user 🤦‍♀️

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I never had that one. But have had some that were about as 'bright' in terms of the complaint.

    OogieBoogie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    When it comes to who uses computers the most—to access the internet, at least—in households around the world, males seem to take the lead. Statista reports that among 16 to 24 year olds, the difference is not that big as 60% of young women use a computer to browse online versus 60.5% of young men. However, as the age increases, so does the difference between the two, as when it comes to people from 55 to 64 years, it’s 64.1% versus 73.8% respectively.

    #18

    Trevor Paquette Report

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, “Previous password cannot be used when resetting the password. Please come up with a new password,” after using the ONE password it possibly could have been did not work. I bet our pets would be proud to find out how often their names are used in cyber land. Pet’s name and favorite number… who’s with me?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially after you reset your password because you forgot it. "New password cannot be the same as precious password". The same password I entered five times before I had to reset because I forgot whatever special character I picked at random to follow the same password I've used for two decades. Just let me use the freaking password I WANT!

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    rustythorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the down votes? I'm definitely not going to post anything here...oh wait

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby worked IT for 30+ years. He told users "A hobby you have, 001 & any special character. Need to change? Use 002, then 003. Easy to remember but different enough ".

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enter Kevin Mitnick, social engineer and hacker. I myself tracked and identified someone stalking me online using little more than some social engineering and online lookup. It hardly took any effort to get into her s**t. Told her who she was, where she lived, where she shopped, and where she worked.. she left me alone after that. I coulda gone a lot further than that and on occasion, I have. A hobby is a HORRIBLE start for a password.

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    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One place I worked insisted that everyone's password must change every month. So, I came up with Jan012008, Feb022008, etc All different, and easy to remember.

    Smurphette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than "previous password cannot be used" are sites that won't let you use part of the previous ten passwords.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best passwords happen when I'm frustrated or REALLY pissed off.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I wish this was an option.

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    #19

    Ginger Christian Report

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if (goingToSteal) { dont(); } why haven't we tried this on criminals yet?

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 3 months of learning code, and and I already can guess how the goingToCrashIntoEachOther, and the don't functions work.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    else perform 0100-CRASH THRU 0100-CRASH-EXIT.

    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reasonably sure that was copied directly from the boids source code.

    Hannah McCoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are just references to complicated variables and functions that are not shows in the picture

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what very little coding I've done with my dad, this seems very accurate

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    #20

    Jason Navarro Tipawan Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the airspeed velocity of a pigeon with a rotating head?

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the cinnamon toast fvck is this hades???

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try to clean it up.

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    #21

    Fan

    Fan

    Tiffany Smith Report

    Lucien Howl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever accused him of being a blowhard...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it mounts in some VER goggles where up close it LOOKS like a big gan. /S

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering I use that phrase A LOT when taking about something I don't hate, but don't really like... I need earrings made out of these tiny fans

    #22

    Mum's Phone

    Mum's Phone

    Jackson Davis Report

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No software updates and app updates carried out --- Approximately 10⁴ tabs open in 3 different browsers --- Re-activation of the two-steps-authentication four times a year, despite a clearly stated ban --- 0% memory space on device → 256/256 GB available on sd card...🕵🏽

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We keep having to create new email addresses for my mom because she refuses to delete anything. She also shops online a lot and never remembers to uncheck the box that says they can send her ads. It gets to a point where the address won't accept any more messages and it crashes. I have no idea how she does it!

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP MUM SHAMING ME!!!!!! 😭😭😭

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 58 and my notifications are turned off for everything, my font size is normal and I keep my volume down low BUT I do keep my brightness way up!

    French panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm young and I still keep my brightness way up. It just makes it easier to see all the bored panda articles 😛

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    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tabs open: Same as notifications

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 66 and not like that. Sure, brighter and louder, I am older but I do not have FB, notifications, social media etc going on. I don't bank or purchase on my phone. I don't click on links in texts.. but boy, I know plenty of people that use their phones for everything. Friend got her Venmo hacked, then they tried to get into her bank account etc..

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desktop icons on my mom's computer are the size of a donut, she can fit like 6 on her monitor, lol. simpsons-f...585d46.gif simpsons-font-65495ab585d46.gif

    Ruth F
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is 70. A few years ago he was having issues with his phone. Short version - he had over 200 tabs open in Chrome. Of the same Bitcoin page he checked daily. I showed him how to close them one at a time. Kept him occupied for a while.

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    #23

    Came Across This Happy Snap From The Past

    Came Across This Happy Snap From The Past

    Brian Perry Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the mid 90's, someone told me they just got a computer with 2 g's of storage. I said, "Who are you, NASA? What do you need that much storage for?" lol

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, the first PRIME system I managed, if you ordered a 300MB drive, they shipped four - since average three would fail after transit...

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want a time traveller to go back and show them a fingernail-sized 1TB Micro-SD card, just to blow their minds. "Here ya go fellas.... this little thing on my pinky holds a MILLION megabytes!"

    Dahamada Jamawas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a time traveller showing us am exobyte sd card - would we be impressed or like "yeah we were expecting that"

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    Logicgrrl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5MB?!? It'll take forever to use all of that space! 😉

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll take forever to restore my backup at 300 baud

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    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from IBM so it's not a hard drive, it's a DASD.

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the good ol' Direct Access Storage Device

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    BlindAres
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of work to get that working properly has to be mind blowing.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the first thing to check is weather you need two cycle gasoline or four cycle gasoline.

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    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a Hard to Drive (am i funny yet?)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when a byte weighed 0.1g. Shrinkflation means they weigh a lot less now.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found an book about computergear some years ago. It told of a 10 MB harddisk for only 10.000 DKR Which is approximately 2000 $ as a bargain. Guess when the book was from!

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    Back then, Trevor also told Bored Panda that the group has become a place to share things that other individuals might find funny, this way providing them with a much-needed break. “The group banner of the 'ESC' key leaving the keyboard is on purpose,” he pointed out. “Many have commented [the group] gives them a needed break, an escape, from the constant stress and pressure they feel at work."

    Trevor emphasized now that there are certain constants in IT humor that serve as a reminder that while the industry evolves, many of the core experiences and frustrations remain the same. “They provide a sense of continuity and community, serving as a shared joke that newcomers quickly learn and insiders appreciate,” he told Bored Panda.

    Even though one doesn’t necessarily have to be an IT professional to enjoy the memes and humor shared by members of his group, its description suggests that understanding context is paramount after all.

    #24

    Paul Seddon Report

    Andy Mcleish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know whether to be scared or impressed

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pure talent right there!

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day without Excel, is like a day without sunshine!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better graphics than the earliest computer games. :)

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    #25

    An Engineer Wiring An Early Ibm Computer In 1958

    An Engineer Wiring An Early Ibm Computer In 1958

    History Cool Kids Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been a laptop!

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "women are stupid and can't do anything" - men in the 50s.... when in fact women are more or less the reason so many of the technological advancements we have today.

    Chinese Letters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More or less the reason, how do you figure? I'm all for equality, but let's not swing the pendulum back to incredulity. Smart women abound and contribute to science advancements throughout history, smart men abound and contribute to advancement. Turns out the s**t between your legs isn't a good indicator of what's between your ears.

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    frederick clause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than my cable management.

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert comment about it being a woman but the post doesn’t comment about it being a woman*

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my Python code looks like.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son started Frankensteining computers to get them to do what he wants them to, and I am proud of him. He got that from his mommy..

    Yan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a basic PC-case without any cable managment, therefore with bunch of stuff inside it looks almost like this above

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google "IBM 407 plug board" and that's what I dealt with in high school.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to find out the problem was you forgot to plug it in

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beyond my mind. This is absurd.

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    When you’re done with this list of IT-humor gems, continue to our previous editions here and here, or browse these memes created by IT specialists who really needed to vent for some more amusing content.

    #27

    Anthony Ellis , NateMJensen Report

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have any questions, please hesitate to ask.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask Linda or Justin. (neither of whom are me)

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use "kind regards". The "of" is silent

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    confused, and generally disturbed

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    #28

    Irl Corporate Or Home Win10 Desktop

    Irl Corporate Or Home Win10 Desktop

    nixCraft Report

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually it catches you, and forces an update and restart, especially when you are in the middle of something.

    Losstar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid looks like he's dabbing lol

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monday: windows needs n update. Me: ugh fine. *updates* Tuesday: windows needs an update Me: didnt you JUST do this yesterday?! Windows: .....noooo.....sooo gonna update -.-

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long I can keep running.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one update knock me offline ever single frecking time. Of course, there are some other issues with that puter * mutters, trying to deny the bad outcome of the benchmarking she ran*

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    #29

    Programming Facts Report

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commodore 64 disk drive system in a meme.

    Andy Mcleish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And plug in cartridge! Don't forget the cartridge!

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    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stairs could use a handrail.

    Dee Randall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At age 82, this is what life looks like in the computer age. It doesn't matter which you choose... they're both wrong.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the photo was taken from inside the elevator

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    #30

    Zen Report

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to know something sad? I’ve never played the dinosaur game because it’s blocked on my school laptop

    #31

    Tempted To Fill Out This Flow Chart Pillow In My Hotel Room

    Tempted To Fill Out This Flow Chart Pillow In My Hotel Room

    Scott Weires Report

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing my age, but this is the end credits to Bullwinkle

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I look at my dad's work.. this is usually what he's doing

    Filipa Menezes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have a beginning, I wouldn't

    Smurphette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness it's not a family tree

    #32

    Solid Evidence

    Solid Evidence

    Gossip For Life Report

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's normal human behavior when eyelash get into eye, and your mommy is not around to solve the problem, kids.

    StarlightPanda!
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was absolutely no reason for you to say that. You just sound like a jerk. Also, some people take certain medications that can cause eye twitching.

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A robot, huh? Ahhhh, of course... that's why her jugs are replaced with cans :)

    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got her fake eyelashes tangled.

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not that. You've got to watch the video. It's like her eyelid keeps slamming down and she'll push the side of her eye and it opens and this process repeats over and over.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look this one up. Amazed that so many people seem to think that the ability to close one eye is in any way unusual.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up the video. She does in interview later and the interviewer does the same trick. "Broken doll eye" which is pretty amusing. My eyelids twitch uncontrollably if I try to shut only one eys

    Louise
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a wee comedy “bit” that she does. She addressed this as a joke when it was first talked about.

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    #33

    Edge Is The Only Browser I Use, Even In The Phone

    Edge Is The Only Browser I Use, Even In The Phone

    Vinayaka Shastri Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get a picture of me?!

    Tacet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are actually in IT you know Edge is actually better than Chrome. Granted it's like saying stubbing your toe is better than a paper cut. Both aren't good but one is still better.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the programs I use at work needs to be run in Edge. I hate it.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Our timekeeping program will only run in Edge.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edge exists for only one purpose. To download chrome.

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not any more, chrome is so resource hungry that it's used to download any other browser.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use edge a lot... it comes with free gpt-4

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to avoid it then, thanks.

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like that if Bing opens.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    change the search engine

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edge: You must have made a mistake, you're using Chrome. Me: No, you made a mistake, I am using Chrome!

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It keeps trying to be your choice. Wierd how in the days of browser wars MS paid massive penalties for shipping explorer and now they are as persistent as russian ransomware and nobody cares

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is . to be fair, a good browser. The reason I do not use Edge is because it keeps on reinstalling itself. Then, when you find a way to keep it off your pc THEY find a way around your whatever-block and there it is again..

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or god help you, you didn't set Google as your default browser and Bing is all up your a*s

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! So funny because I literally did this two days ago. LOL I mean, I didn't scream but i dig mutter an ugh or two while I waited for it to load enough for me to close it.

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    #34

    Johnny Prine Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's right peasants. Keep renting the land while we own it.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once storage got so cheap I went straight to just extracting them in their uncompressed format. Even buying them off "HD" sites doesn't really use that much space, even on mobile devices.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My approach as well - I have thousands and they take up only a few GB...

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    Hræsvelgr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the only player we use is Winamp. Still whips the llama's a*s.

    zgillet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MP3? FLAC users must be gods then.

    Marvin HeartofGold (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Azi, put that smug face away before your hurt Crowley. ...again.

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    #35

    Vishal Malvi , VishalMalvi_ Report

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY developer in a startup.

    Minda Carpenter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all junior because they can't afford anyone with more than 3 years experience.

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    #36

    Kids Today

    Kids Today

    Michael Medina Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was there 3000 years ago

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughh having to hardboil an egg once a week to replace the ball...

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CONs: clean the ball every now and then. PROs: no battery dying on critical moments; remove the ball to prank annoying coworker; remove and throw the ball at very annoying coworker

    Ruben Schelstraete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept slamming the mouse to keep moving. I was to lazy to clean it.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a tendency to do that with my optical mouse even thinking at the moment, this will only hurt my mouse... habits are hard

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    Historyharlot93
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t quote the old magic to me, I was there when it was written.”

    Your local pyromaniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is track ball mouse. imma tell old people i watched movies on vhs to see their reaction. They always underestimate how recent stuff they think is old really is.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember when you had to hardboil eggs?

    Jessica Urquhart
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I not get this? How are you going to fit an egg in there?

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    BlueBlazer999
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a mouse with a ball. You underestimate my love of random Wikipedia pages!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had once had one (my selective memory chooses to remember this as a customer's mouse and not my own) where mouse working horribly - I pulled the ball out to clean it and was surprised to see the black ball looked clean. About like the one in the photo above without the crud on the table. Thinking maybe the rubber got oily or something and was slipping I started to clean the black. That is when I discovered the ball was entirely coated and removing the junk was about like peeling a tiny orange. The ball under that was actually one of the light gray ones. The two rollers were also coated. After a bit of 'yuck' the mouse worked just fine again but I've never seen a mouse that dirty before or since. Modern laser mouse so much better of course.

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how China secretly exported industrial waste for years.

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the yolk of a egg hard-boiled for too long.

    laura lee
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    2 years ago

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    #37

    Cheat Code 101

    Cheat Code 101

    An Dy Report

    Honcho Chorcoran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to put fake plastic trees on his Sims lot

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been asking what the hell is he doing here, he doesn't belong here.

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    Lucien Howl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't work. The game knows you still care. Besides, it's just gonna cheat in five minutes, anyway, and you'll be back here.

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that guy look kinda like Thom Yorke

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly used to do this...AND IT WORKED!

    Thivya K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but I do that all the time

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commodore 64 again??? Those fastloader cartridges were a must.

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    #38

    Train

    Train

    Viesturs Sirmtētiņš Report

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That negative margin needs to be a lot more than 25px

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a HTML page I created that LITERALLY dripped off the screen like goo when I loaded it in Netscape. Weirdest thing I ever made and completely unintentional.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s rather the coding part that makes it funny, but that image is so cool! Is it a truck mounted crane, or is it fixed down?

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    #39

    School

    School

    Scheidj Villados Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like using old encyclopedias to write a paper on technology.

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school’s digital literacy textbooks are from 2007…

    Alistair Brownlee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many old programs that teach subjects better than new ones.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's review our DOS commands."

    AgingBull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also schools dealing with the fact we invest way more in war than in our own future

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. At university they were teaching us FORTRAN on a mainframe after the IBM PC had been released.

    Maartje
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    2 years ago

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    #40

    Ssd vs. Hdd

    Ssd vs. Hdd

    Mark Robinson Report

    Firestar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brambleclaw ate too much kittypet food...

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both sound like some kind of STD.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those mats look painful. Brush the poor HDD.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes. When I accidentally access my external HDD I have to stop work for the rest of the day.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SSD is drive C, the rest of my drives go to M. I've got a lot of hard drives.

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    #41

    Nastee Savage Report

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you weren't typing it all from buggy magazine listings.

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent 4 days typing up a Merry Christmas thing on my C64. It played jingle bells and set screen colors and shook the bells. well, eventually after a dozen rewrites.

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Copying exact code code for the Trend function in excel. Never works first time.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typing, one the manuals online so just creepy pasta it thus assuring no error in your part

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is me. I’m a designer and I don’t want to code because of this. Or when the tutorial screen no longer looks like my screen.

    Your local pyromaniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same. made platformer game in scratch,and i removed the hitbox's sprite image because it was showing through,and then i fell trough the floor and could only jump,no movement other than that

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Wrong software version. You need access to a supercomputer running Unix in order for that tutorial to work.

    quentariel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally took a coding course in high school and I all could do there was copy the example codes and still every other time it didn't work. I've learnt some since, so maybe my teenage brain just couldn't handle it.

    #42

    Nastee Savage Report

    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You went into programming for money?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It certainly can pay for some. I have an old navy buddy who is a programmer who makes over $200K USD. I remember back in the 80s when he was just trying to learn programming. (On my Amiga 1000 if that tells you anything) using stuff like Dbase 2. He was encouraging me to learn as well. We even talked about making a game. (Doable because back then text games were still popular and graphics games were pretty fledgling.) I liked the idea (of learning to code) but life got in the way and I never did. I really liked working in IT but it never paid me that kind of money.

    #43

    Jonny Kylli Report

    Blue Morpho Butterfly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel that this isn't true, they just have lots of other jobs taking up their time so they can't do the work as quickly

    Chris Brillhart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but the asinine stuff that gets submitted to IT just because it uses electricity. We had a user submit a ticket for an extension cord not working. And yes, we have to respond to that, we can't just ignore it.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    2 years ago

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    Does anyone else want to punch when seeing air quotes?

    Papa
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    2 years ago

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    Yup. I dislike that almost as much as adults using "lol."

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    #44

    Bios

    Bios

    Harelled Bryant Vicente Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    windows software update when the power goes out.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even joke about that. Faulty windows software updates are the devil incarnate.

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... Bios updates in South Africa are always thrill. (this joke relies on your knowing what a bios update is and also what load-shedding is)

    FranklySpeaking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS. Uninterruptible power supply. Not nearly as expensive or aggravating as a OS reload.

    #45

    So Yesterday I Was At Our Local Town Police Station (Germany) To Give Them Some Video Clips From My Tesla

    So Yesterday I Was At Our Local Town Police Station (Germany) To Give Them Some Video Clips From My Tesla

    Of course they are not allowed to put any USB drives in their computers. So far so good. What they do instead is use an old computer - which is normally used for breathalyzer - still running Windows XP. So he put my flash drive in and burnt all the files on a CD-R using a external drive. Because yeah, bad files don't make it on CD.

    Dennis Balzer Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm eyerolling so hard I can see my brain.

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, USB devices can contain more than "files". There are a lot of very cheap rubber ducky devices where they would emulate a keyboard and type harmful code the minute you plug it in. If your users are not tech savy they would not even notice/bother with a command prompt opening for less than a second and in the end you'll have access to that PC or whatever you want. There are also computer killers (high voltage on USB power/data lines), also copying files to CDs from a non-internet enabled PC would allow users to just copy know video formats etc. and eliminate risk of any executable reaching to network connected PCs. That way when the CD is given to someone else in the department they won't have a chance to accidentally running any executable/script on the CD. All around, it IS a very good practice to follow for a high-risk, low-IT-budget/training place.

    Loren Pechtel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be upvoted enough. This is a perfectly reasonable security precaution. Sure, they could be copied to a station's own flash drive but that would mean people would take shortcuts and plug in public flash drives. Hence the workflow forces the copy so nobody can shortcut it.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problems with this. If there's a virus, it infects one computer not connected to the network and they lose one function - breathalyzer. They do a complete re-install of the software and lose nothing - the backup breathalyzer data is on other CDs.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of places don't allow you to put USB files on your computers. I know one place where they don't allow an internet connection to any of their computers.

    martin734
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do all their windows have bars on them too?

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    Erik Rydbom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work a gov't tech job and we can't use USB drives either. It's not necessarily because they want to protect the system of an upload of bad files, it's so you can't easily copy what's on the system and disseminate it. That's how Edward Snowden took all of that data - USB drives.

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably they must use the XP machine as a non-networked sandbox and scan the files there with an anti-virus program, before burning them to the other media, no...?

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a PC or is it a Ghostbuster's ghost trap?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny. There was even a couple of famous cases of malware shipping on a legit software company's distribution CDs. One of them was a game I think but I forget the titles. I just remember it making the rounds because supposedly the software you get from the major companies is safe out of the box.

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buhahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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    #46

    Jess Brown Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use 5g network instead of fibre because it is faster for cheaper... the problem is that the router is hanging on the window right now because it is also the antenna for the 5G signal and brick walls doesn't want to let 5g in

    Sandor M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5g is faster than fiber? Must be an alternate universe

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up, all the people who wrote a quick little utility that somehow becomes an integral part of the business.

    Filipa Menezes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just know the next step is having a sign saying "please duck" for the next 10 years

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with temporary fixes in IT is that they tend to not be very temporary.

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    #47

    Oldie But Goodie

    Oldie But Goodie

    Nick Roy Report

    hagrinas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funnier if you understand the real reason why the cable is unplugged.

    #48

    It Solutions

    It Solutions

    Valso Dar Report

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the Internet. That's a teletype.

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this picture look like two young machines holding hands, not sure if they're compatible yet but willing to give it a try?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering that is a Mincon 4 TTY (tele type device). It is what deaf people commonly used to talk to (other people who had a TTY). We had a model similar to this in our house for when my deaf brother would call. The dark 'window' above the keyboard has a screen for most of. monochrome - usually green. The text would scroll across the screen as you (or they) typed. These days my brother uses video calls and signs or he uses video relay where the operator signs with him but inteprets for the voice user on the other end. And also text message of course.

    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that's not an internet connection, it's a TTY (short for "teletypewriter," oddly enough) used for speech-to-text communication for the hearing impaired. That model is also also current tech, in spite of the clever arrangement of arcana in the photo; it was first manufactured in 2001 and is still available from Ultratec, the manufacturer of the Minicom IV. The modem in this arrangement serves no purpose at all. Looks like some kid got into his dad's attic storage to make a joke. Dockstar was released in 2009, long after even the most remote areas were off pulse dialing. Funny, but only if you have little grasp of technological timelines particularly prior to about 2010.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I used a computer it was like this (1978). I worked in my high school's library and boss librarian taught me to use it because it was "cutting edge technology".

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an old Telephone Device for the Deaf (TDD). It works like fax machine.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I played Rogue sometimes, with a terminal that had a spool printer instead of a screen 😊

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    #49

    Johnrey Alperez Report

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, has anyone ever have troubleshooter find a problem?

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so; the real question is if the problem could actually be fixed via troubleshooter...

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    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... When I pronounce "fuctionalities" out loud , it's rather apt!

    John Tiffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.

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    #50

    100mbps Wife

    100mbps Wife

    Azhar Ali Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's about to get catfished big time.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now where did I put my internet husband?

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free internet wife. You marry her in a MMO, but never actually meet her.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hostel is a place that provides housing bachelor's/spinsters. Usually 2-3 people in a room. It's a preferred accommodation for students and fresh working professionals. But I don't know any that provide a wife .

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone cohabitation ain't what it used to be.

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    #51

    The Forbidden Pillows

    The Forbidden Pillows

    Patrick Kirkland Report

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an original Sumsung when I see one!

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain I've never wanted a pillow as much as I want the Samsung danger pillow right now.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you leave them too close will be set on fire. haha

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    #53

    Efe Otega Report

    Loren Pechtel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bottom left an attempt to fly to orbit on Jool?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the one on the top left actually looks useful and innovative

    Your local pyromaniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but,i introduce to you,sprocket. a tank building game that lets you make tanks similar to these,as in really wierd

    #54

    Jason Carson Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the linux one is not accurate. It's more like, sure, but I also need to install libopencv-ts-dev/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-video-dev/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-video3.2/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-videoio-dev/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-videoio3.2/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-videostab-dev/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-videostab3.2/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-viz-dev/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv-viz3.2/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopencv3.2-java/bionic-updates,bionic-updates,bionic-security,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 all libopencv3.2-jni/bionic-updates,bionic-security 3.2.0+dfsg-4ubuntu0.1 amd64 libopendbx1/bionic 1.4.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better when you try to install a package from a third-party repository and the version of the library you need is no longer in main.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, since Windows 10 you might need a crack for said software to get it running without older copy protection measures preventing it from working

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn right about Unix (I mean Linux).

    #55

    Brian Makhanya Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you write a 200 line software program and it runs perfectly first time.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never trust it when this happens, so spend hours searching the code for a 'secret error'

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    #57

    I Drove Over An Hour To Do This

    I Drove Over An Hour To Do This

    For everyone who asked why I couldn't fix it remotely the computer is in the back office of a gas station. I assume they don't have remote access software because they are worried about security. When the company dispatcher called me about this problem I told him what needed to be done and that the manager could do it himself in under a minute. The dispatcher still wanted me to go. When I got there the gas station manager was gone. I rebooted the printer and changed the default printer to a USB printer (it was plugged into USB and Ethernet), printed a test page and printed a report from the software that was left open (I assumed that is what he was trying to print). Then I went home

    Elliott Coker Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does driving to and from the customer count as work time?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very close friend I used to work with who is a hardware repair tech for data centers. Several times a week he still gets calls because someone accidentally unplugged something and swears its plugged in. He gets paid from the second he receives the call until he gets back home/to the office. His "best" call was to someone still using a reel to reel tape backup who needed to do their end of year financials and swore the machine was broken. Being the week after Xmas, he was the only tech working certified on it. He flew from Denver, CO to a suburb of Minneapolis, MN just to plug it back in.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our two guys went to four hour drive to plug-in power cable of a kiosk. I sent itemized receipt to company owner directly.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key is - never hire an IT guy/gal who lives more than 15 minutes away. There always is one.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they charged a callout fee as well.

    #58

    My Career

    My Career

    Shaik Nagul Report

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT USE CHAT GPT FOR KNOWLEDGE STUFF!! IT WILL MAKE S**T UP!!

    Erik Rydbom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just started using ChatGPT for writing scripts and I am amazed at how well it can churn out code - accurate about after the 15th time though.

    Ashley_Kirin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're using gpt, you're one Twitter brigade away from losing your job lmao any "ai" thing is just learning from users. That's why the Replika AI friend app is so abusive now. Users would purposely abuse the AI and now the AI will randomly do it to other users as well.

    #59

    Zen Report

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what sweet hell is this?

    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody who doesn't know how to construct an elegant java class name.

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    #60

    I am Programmer,I have no life. Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not as silly as it might appear (waves sound in the background and 'Ocean breeze' air freshener)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, but would need some way of keeping the sand in the box and not track it all over the house.

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    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brian Wilson had his piano in a sandbox to try and inspire him.

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say this. It's when he wrote Pet Sounds which is one of the best albums ever made!!!!!

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    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want sand everywhere inside your house? Because this is how you get sand everywhere inside your house.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like damp sand. Not good at all. And you know he doesn't have kids or pets. But I'm also laughing at the TV & speakers in the background that belong in the nostalgia collection.

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought he was half covered in blood for a second there

    #61

    I ❤️ 66 Blocks

    I ❤️ 66 Blocks

    Davey Miller Report

    Greg Baughman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect for a neat wiring job. Having worked with phones for many years, I can appreciate a nice wiring job.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't work with phones, but I too can appreciate a nice wiring job.

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    Lew k
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the first tech has to fix something.

    pep Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is telephone pair cable. If there is a problem with a telephone line and this wiring has not been touched, the problem lies elsewhere.

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    #62

    Chatgpt

    Chatgpt

    Shaik Nagul Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Chat GPT doesn’t give any credit to where it gets its information from and steals everything from everywhere even if it shouldn’t.

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    Ashley_Kirin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty accurate since all GOT does is repeat what it's told

    #63

    Rytis Bugajecas Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antiviruses premiered when USB was still a wet dream...

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thnere actually is such a thing as an "USB condom": An adapter that conducts the power transfer via USB while blocking any data. It is recommended to use when charging your phone or laptop at public ports to avoid any harm when they have been compromised.

    Ashley_Kirin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "recommended" isn't the right word for it. It was a giant social media panic that the mainstream news outlets furthered. There is very little chance it will happen. The FBI even said the threat was so low that they immediately dropped any and all investigations on it.

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    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO 1999. Wow. I thought this was a series of jokes for people who had at least a slight clue about IT.

    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a 5.25 floppy with the DOS Fprot scan instructions written on the sleeve. IIRC, it was the Form virus that I had.

    pep Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First. This is false. The first McAffe antivirus was available in 1987. Second. Not all viruses were catastrophic. For example the flip virus When the virus activates on a computer with an EGA or VGA display adapter, it will "flip" the screen horizontally and switch to a special character set, which reverses each character. This effect only happens on the second day of each month, between 16:00 and 16:59.

    #64

    Anthony Kearney Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny enough, most militaries run Linux as operating system

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen a PC "run too fast" in decades. (Some programmers tied the action of games too tightly to the system clock speed and the faster clocks of newer computers made those games unplayable. This is why PCs had a "turbo" button for a long time, so you could slow down the clock.)

    #65

    Think My Ocd Needs A Re-Wire

    Think My Ocd Needs A Re-Wire

    Jess Andersen Report

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

    Al Jameson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they wanted to be sure you knew what cabinet it was!

    pep Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is telephone pair cable and has nothing to do with the UTP or STP cables used in IT.

    Bob Bobbins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single POTS line pedestal looks just like that.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe that this exists anywhere.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it absolutely does. I’ve actually seen much worse than this. You don’t move those wires around too much when doing service changes unless you have to, so cross-connect tends to start looking like this after a few years.

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    #66

    Finally Got Caught

    Finally Got Caught

    Pepe Gutiérrez Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you got the black plague in your house

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we're going to have to build a new mouse trap.

    #67

    A Real Conversation Between My Wife And I, Surprised Myself With How Corny We Really Are

    A Real Conversation Between My Wife And I, Surprised Myself With How Corny We Really Are

    Jarrod Sharp Report

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl this is like beginner level it jokes... *adjusts monocle*

    Devin Wirth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is no one going to mention the 107 unread messages....

    #68

    Programmers Beware

    Programmers Beware

    Aliver Malabanan Dimacisil Report

    Papa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should just leave them alone, since apparently he's never going to do it.

    Your local pyromaniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he um, stop. i stopped using chatGPT because of stuff like this. its unreliable,and people have every right to sue people for doing stuff like this over it,because they never said it was okay for them to use their work in training for it, and ai just causes way to many problems,so shut. this isnt about him not getting around to finishing those books,its about how he never gave the permission to do that,so it isnt even legal at that point.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could put chatGPT to good use and let it rewrite season 8

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pack of monkeys with typewriters would write better season 8.

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man is the ultimate champion of trolling, he will never write them. 😈

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will lose. As long as they don't claim he wrote it or charge for it, its fan fiction and completely legal under fair use laws (at least in the US).

    pelemele
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need a vacation, I read "bootstrap" instead of "barstoolsports" .... xD

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    #70

    Code With Zee Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that earning a lot of money (speaking as a dev), means you were 'something' in life. I think you are 'something' in life if you help everyone and everything that needs your help.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes having money gives you the freedom to really help those in need. I didn’t realise how rich I was until I had nothing, then I soon realised how even a little bit of disposable income gives you freedom.

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    #71

    Ray Bouch Report

    Loren Pechtel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem here? While this is way beyond home systems it's not out of the question for large operations. Just because there are no actual drives that big doesn't mean you can't have arrays of that size.

    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the humor here is supposed to be the homonymish "petabytes/Peter bites." All things considered they could have gone in a much worse direction with it.

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    #72

    Does Anyone Need A 3 1/2 Disk Care Kit? I’ve Got A Couple To Spare. I Paid $4.95 But I’ll Let Them Go For $4.99

    Does Anyone Need A 3 1/2 Disk Care Kit? I’ve Got A Couple To Spare. I Paid $4.95 But I’ll Let Them Go For $4.99

    Felix Blowers Report

    ColorEd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least once a day? How about never?

    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought too. First box I ever put a hard drive in was a TRS-80 Model III around 1983 or so and I doubt I've cleaned drive heads more than a half-dozen times in the 40 years since. Plus the abrasives on cheapies like this tended to damage drive heads, ironically enough. The only people "recommending" you do that nonsense once a week are the people who manufacture drive cleaning kits.

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    John Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the decimal about 4-5 places to the right and, I bet, the government will buy them

    #73

    Never Obsolete!

    Never Obsolete!

    Lauri Strange Report

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the most "recent" model they made it to before they tanked.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you can imagine, a business model built on a brand new computer every 2 years for $99 causes bankruptcy.

    Logicgrrl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Computer Department Store that I worked for sold these.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Planned Obsolescence." The Cichlids.

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd heard of this. You were meant to subscribe to tons of specified costly upgrades and never do any of your own. Fine for uncle or granny but not for anyone else.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. obsolete within three years -> most pc's.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 years? Man, that thing was obsolete before it even left the shelf. EMachines were the lowest end you could get at the time.

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    #74

    This Is So Over Prepared Right?!

    This Is So Over Prepared Right?!

    McJohn Cena Report

    Andrew Cowles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the SSL files I get messed up with! Probably as you only need to update them every two years.

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    #75

    Student: It Was Like This When I Opened It This Morning. Me:

    Student: It Was Like This When I Opened It This Morning. Me:

    Daniel Birath Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you closed the lid while a pen was still on the keyboard, didn't you.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, it did that by itself. It's a product defect and I demand you replace it for free... and save my data too.

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    #76

    Hahahhah

    Hahahhah

    Mark-Sheryl Meguizo Report

    Erdot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many jobs are hard as fuq. Not everyone gets paid a sh.tload to do it.

    #78

    When You Start Your PC

    When You Start Your PC

    Irfun Saneem Report

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can turn them off in startup apps.

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can turn them off when you start your PC.

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    #80

    Jacob Michael Report

    #81

    Nguyễn Khoa Report

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where the yellow went?

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used to sing this jingle - just Googled and it's from 1948!

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un-IT here. Why toothpaste?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's joke that paste is paste... you use a special paste that transfers heat from the electronics to a block of metal that gets cooled, so that your electronics don't overheat. The special paste allows better heat transfer and doesn't break down over time. This pic would be like a pic of someone using Krazy Glue instead of eye drops, because drops = drops.

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    Stygtand
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly goose. You need to use minty flavor for it to work ^^

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does toothpaste work as thermal paste? no way!

    Loren Pechtel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much anything that flows would work for a little while. The thermal paste is important if you want it to **keep** working.

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    #82

    I’m In A Competition With My Neighbours For Wi-Fi Names

    I’m In A Competition With My Neighbours For Wi-Fi Names

    Paul Corcoran Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love australian humour. It's as droy as the outbeck.

    #83

    Html

    Html

    Zoé Brady Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Buy fedora. 2. Wear fedora. 3. Buy katana. 4. Wield katana. 5. Tip hat. 6. Say "Good day m'am". 7. Express your anger on r/incels. 8. Buy AR-15.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to know some HTML. Not enough to make a living at it but I briefly had a website that I programmed myself.

    #84

    Welcome To Pcmr In This Generation Lol

    Welcome To Pcmr In This Generation Lol

    Gordon Teo Report

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now you can sit in their basement

    #85

    Need A 4070 For Those Equations

    Need A 4070 For Those Equations

    Adrian Adi Report

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    #86

    For High Performance

    For High Performance

    Orzêndio Ccllarra Report

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has an ASUS laptop, it’s really nice

    John Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently running a decade old ASUS and would continue doing so indefinitely except it's pre-TFP which means I can't install W11 on it...and I'm a media creator, so as of the last update I'm officially no longer compatible with Adobe CC. Easily the best computer money I've ever spent, and the only time I've been really pleased with a pre-fab.

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    #87

    Just A Screw.....together With The Thermal Paste Of A Clients Dell Laptop

    Just A Screw.....together With The Thermal Paste Of A Clients Dell Laptop

    Γιώργος Ηλιόπουλος Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There cant be any important stuff outside of the core, can it...? *Philips away* edit, or is that 'Pozidrive'?

    #88

    Yeah,...uhmmm Right... "That's Crazy"

    Yeah,...uhmmm Right... "That's Crazy"

    Mark-Sheryl Meguizo Report