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You know that feeling when you walk away from an argument and think of the perfect comeback? Only it's 5 years later? Well, there's none of that here. These people knew bullsh*t when they saw it and had the wit to immediately call it out. Just like the 44 Of The Best Internet Clapbacks To Racists, these responses to islamophobes challenge their views and the (lack of) rationale behind them in ways that deserve all the attention they can get. Scroll down to check 'em out and upvote your faves.

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TheDivineMs.M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm not a racist but..." was the first mistake that came out of your mouth.

Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and now i'm searching for the Catholic and Protestant country. Can't find it anywhere

Stille20
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's it, Catholics must all move to Vatican City. I hope the pope has a few air mattresses. ;)

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Aileen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who says, “I’m not racist but...” is racist.

Bill Taylor
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good grief, the ignorance is strong in this one. Go back to Islam? Where exactly is Islam located on a map?

Viviane Katz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty funny -- on my screen, an ad just popped up below the post: "BEGIN IQ TEST".

Night Owl
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone should make the original poster take one

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Moo Moo Futch
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't another ignorant fool recently tweet about filthy Muslims and their SHAKIRA law??

Debbie Andersson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this for real? Can someone really be that dumb to think Muslim is a "race", Islam is a country, and Sharia law is called Shania?...In the age of Google?

Martha Meyer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is so comically stupid, it couldn't be made up! Shania law, Islam as a country bwahaha

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if its a good idea to mess with Google.... think of all the stuff they know about you

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, it's right up there with insulting the server who is bringing your food

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    Lisa K
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also America doesn't have a religion, idiot. FREEDOM OF RELIGION. Read literally the first amendment in the Bill of Rights.

    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American and not Christian. I'm sure Dawn would want me deported (where to, I don't know....)

    Noez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawn will forever remember that day as the day when Google killed her.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawn needs to read the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, as well as the Treaty of Tripoli. All make it clear that the USA is NOT a "Christian" nation, but is open to all faiths - and non-believers as well.

    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawn, please be careful. Big Google is watching you...

    Edwin Lesperance
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is not now and never was a "Christian Nation." America has, and practices, freedom of religion. And freedom FROM religion. Neo-nazis don't read the Constitution.

    syusyusyu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can't blame Christianity or Islam solely because they both played a role in the Crusades.

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and whenever there's a Christian terrorist, the whole Christian community isn't asked to vocally condemn their actions and every Christian isn't stopped on the street and harassed because of the acts of another Christian

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there is a christian terrorist the media never mention his religion, that's why these people never see a christian terrorist

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No religion, gender, or race is immune to having hateful people within it.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reply list is probably just scratching the surface. The KKK has been a terrorist organization for more than a century and a half - it would probably be impossible to enumerate all the lynchings, arson and bombings those knuckle-draggers have carried out.

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was the comeback to that… i wish we could see it

    -
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved. Sent to my father who believes christians can do no wrong.

    Amberly Middlemiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure people can call themselves christians, but it is clear from their actions whether they follow jesus's teachings or not. the bibles makes it clear how to tell the true followers of christ from the fake ones who do things falsely under His name.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couln't have said this better myself. Really couldn't'. Fantastic response.

    Kate Edwards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as far as I am concerned, The “Church” of Scientology is a terrorist organization...

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that most of the Killing in america are made by american and not muslim Capture-5c...b869cc.jpg Capture-5c470c6b869cc.jpg

    Maarika Toivonen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kjorn , you know that there are American Muslims, don't you?

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    Noel Benavente
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you noticed that when a shooting by a white man occur they never mention his religion?

    Maryann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how when it's a white male shooter that "it was a tragic accident" and they were mentally ill? Instead of what it really is, terrorism

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot more terrorist attacks in the US have been made by straight, white Christian men than by Muslims or foreigners. Oklahoma City? Homegrown bugnut. Columbine, Las Vegas, Sandy Hook, Parkland, Pulse Nightclub, Luby's? All white men. Virginia Tech? OK, that was a Korean man, but he had been poisoned by American culture. And he was definitely NOT a Muslim.

    JacekEU
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    6 years ago

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    how about Europe? In last few years we had few shootings, bombings, etc. Yup, they have one thing, which connects all these acts

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    Maryann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslims have killed more Muslims than they have Christians, or any other religion for that matter

    Eric Posine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know if they have an AK or not

    arthur lindsay coker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly right, except that the Australian Aborigines were not massacred in the name of Christ, , they were killed because they would not accept the British laws

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the killing is made by an american christian and not an american muslim ...

    Red
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    6 years ago

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does your driver's religion matter in any way??? Jeez

    Lillukka79
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from, you have to inform in advance that you need a taxi that transports dogs. And it will cost extra. Allergies being the main reason; not just other passengers but also the drivers. And just to clarify, most of our drivers are white.

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    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this person actually go around asking cab drivers what religion they were??

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one even admits he or she is a racist, like it's normal!

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wouldn't, he'd just see a middle Eastern person or someone with a turban and just assume they were Muslim

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    Karina Andersen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of people use the word racist, but man it's bigotry, because for me I am a member of the human race

    Dwi Saputro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he or she never been in asia where's muslim dominan, like indonesia, malaysia to take a vacation. i think he/she cave man who afraid of everything..

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute "white" for "Muslim" and you can see how much of a dork he is.

    Valerie Fawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah people are blind and messed up

    Larry Kudsk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laura Loomer - vile person and certified idiot.

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    Magdalena🇸🇰
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. at the moment that I saw your comment BTS and their song MIC drop came to my mind.

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    Desiree Woodard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he doesn't know that Muslims taught medieval Europeans about bathing.. JS

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who says he wash is a*s?

    Valerie Fawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha that was awesome comeback, likely true

    Jefferina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The muslim world actually introduced baths to the wider world, particularly Europe, who believed baths to be... seductive. Because you're, you know, not wearing any clothes... It's actually super hilarious.

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    Debbie Andersson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another unattainable ideal for women, getting deported back into the womb to be reborn as anything else the ignorant white people can handle.

    Marina MN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I can't take anymore of these sexist expectations!

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    Just another bot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help feeling that people who make public threats should at least receive a formal warning from police and there should be stricter laws and law enforcement for online violence...

    Kathryn Schencman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg obviously sending these tweets and stuff is for people who are cowards, and they only say because they know that they will never be able to say it to that persons face. mic drop.

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you deport someone you’ve already burnt down? 😳

    JacekEU
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    6 years ago

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    ohh, few millions illegal immigrants in Europe, from muslim countries. YES! They have place to go back and we strongly suggest, that they can go there. Unfortunately, their stay wasn't pleasant one

    Jim Rich
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    6 years ago

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    Wouldn't get that attitude if you wore some traditional N American garb.

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is sad is the other 10 idiots that like his comment..

    LOttawa
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least 45 people prefered the smart comment, there's a little bit of hope :).

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love their response, so mature it makes the guy seem so childish

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go Quba - kill 'em with kindness!

    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christo fascists, so loving and caring. Thankfully, not all Christians are like this.

    Lizzy Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, not to be disrespectful or racist or anything, but whats wrong with muslims and bacon sandwiches?

    Alayna Siddiqui
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but he probably doesn't know anything about Islam, lol and that's okay he can learn from his mistakes, but bro was kind enough to donate.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a respectful and kind answer, if only more people could be this wise

    syusyusyu
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    6 years ago

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    Perhaps, he was not aware of the fact that pig meat is considered haram?

    Mia Yuish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not that he doesn't aware , he tend to be that way because he is being sarcastic ..

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    minerva15
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowling's whole Twitter account is brilliant.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a fan of the writer but yes, her comebacks and general attitude is brilliant and witty. me likes

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people can let me a bacon sandwich at my door anytime

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can prove anything you want as long as you make up your data.

    Marina MN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth makes people write stuff like that without considering how lame it is

    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowling's Twitter account is often brilliant but this time she got the facts wrong because rapists sometimes get less than a year and the man who left bacon at a mosque did get 12 month for racially-aggravated public disorder. However, this is not a problem of Islam but a result of the Orwellian laws in UK which sometimes punish thought crimes harder than real crimes. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-38458529

    Nia Loves Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been cases of very low sentences for serious sexual crimes, like the Brock Turner incident in the US, but it isn’t the norm and is not in line with sentencing guides.

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    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh oh oh the ignorants have reproduced again

    Daniel Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man in Bristol did 12 months in prison for tying a rash of bacon to Mosque door handles. Then you have the Telford scandal where 1000s of young girls were raped for over 40 years the authority's looked away because they didn't want to be perceived as racist. So I would say Rowling is full of c**p.

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    Noez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native Swede and white protestant (atheist actually...) and mainly as a woman I see the so called question about the burkini as a feminist matter. The burkini provides freedom to swim, and also learning how to swim too, to the women who wears them so to ban it would be anti-feminist. And that's the first reason to why I care. Secondly: women wear what we want.

    birdhouse
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She appears to be having fun. Leave her alone.

    Flash Henry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'd rather wear that to the beach than a bikini or swimsuit...

    Yolie V.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having your body covered is a way to control a stranger's reaction to you, because now you have to judge them on their personality instead of outward appearances. The same people that feel "uncomfortable" when someone else covers their body feel "uncomfortable" when someone walks around nude. I think we need to keep our discomfort to ourselves, stop feeling offended in others behalf and acknowledge we are not all the same.

    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago

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    The don't wear it for that reason though. It's worn because religion insinuates men are wild beasts with zero self control, who go crazy at the mere sight of unclolthed hair or ankles. And it insinuates women's natural bodies are a threat to society because men supposedly react that way. It's not about modesty, it's about making people (women) ashamed of their own bodies.

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three things 1. You don't need to constantly expose yourself to be pretty. 2. Religion is always more important than going outside and swimming in skimpy bikinis to the delight of men. 3. People should just mind their business!!!!

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people always judge others in public areas. stay home if you cannot mind your own!

    Val
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should wear what they want. You want to go swim in a burqini? Go ahead and have fun. You want to go skinny dipping? Go ahead and have fun. But everyone stop telling each other what (not) to wear!

    Brandi Gates
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO CARES?? Don't look at them if it sickens or scares you...people need to worry about them damn selves and quit spreading hate. sad days

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    OOF
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That burn tho. Also I want bacon now....

    TheReader19
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna put some on now, thinking of you when I scoff it down

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    Cheesecake Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, nothing like the scent of roasted racists in the morning.

    Janine Randall
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure shows a lot more tolerance than these idiots shouting out in ignorance. Obviously, those of the Muslim religion understand what it means to worship and to act accordingly.

    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny idiot christians think Muslims are just inherently offended by bacon as a concept, rather than just refuse to eat it...

    Moezarella
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont eat pork but the meat doesn't bother me. also that method to taunt is so immature

    Valerie Fawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat your bacon responsibly, no need to disrespect others Sheesh

    Daniel Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reply is just as racist as the bacon. Anybody of any color could of sent a post like that but's immediately it's "your white a*s". And the bigotry toward Christian's too, being Christmas is a Christian holiday. The post is just one bigot posting to another bigot. 'YAWN'.

    Nostar
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    6 years ago

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    Would this gentleman have mentioned the skin color of the islamophobe guy's a*s if he was anything but white ? And would BP have post his comment ?

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    Henry Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah 7 year old me would have honestly done that. i hated spongebob when i was young. because of this i still do not want to watch spongebob and as a habit i will jerk away everytime i see spongebob

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    Viviane Katz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob's my uncle and wishes to be known as ROBERT. Yup, all caps.

    LOttawa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, my BF's name is Robert, he's known as Rob, to prevent being thrown all over the place.

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    Roger Haywood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will is now happy that no one is shooting at him now that Bob has been dropped.

    Kent Grigsby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently all morons are anonymous.....

    Marina MN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This genuinely made me laugh 💕

    Gonzalo Terán
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob doesn´t aprove terrorism. Bad for Bobs integrity.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she didn't think it before post it! that's an insult to pork. this beautiful creature compare to that b!tch

    Debbie Andersson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend to not like jokes about weight but this one is amazing.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great comeback - although it may be insulting to pigs.

    Noez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call 911, she's gonna need an ambulance for that burn!

    kathryn stretton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a black woman too! She should understand absolutely everything about racism and hatred from her own ancestry and the suffering g of her own people. What is she doing ????

    Janine Randall
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty presumptuous. How does she know they'd even want to get within 20 feet of her racist a*s, much less do anything else with it!

    David Jeu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting oil on fire, this is not wise..

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    Pumbaa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it VERY amusing when US citizens b***h about immigrants when in fact the whole country was build by european immigrants..

    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even immigrants but invaders who didn't come to the country to coexist with the native population the same way immigrants do

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    Thomas E S Thomas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Native" Americans came from Asia and the Pacific 5000-12000 years ago, while Inuit and Eskimo arrived 800-2000 years ago. Europeans arrived 500 years ago. Africans were brought here 300 years ago. Modern Asians arrived 150 years ago and Pacific Islanders came 70 years ago. I met an Australian Aboriginal man in Salt Lake City only two years ago. Every one of these "immigrants" belong to the same species: Homo sapiens... Human

    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing the looks on the faces of Native Americans every time the descendants of violent invaders complain about “immigration“.

    CrazyCatLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh, and all this time I was thinking that only the Native Americans were the original Americans (so to speak) and all the rest were immigrants... oops my bad ;)

    Madb vonMesser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Scalzi. He's a great person and a great author.

    Karina Andersen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man John Scalzi you're hot love IT

    Sugar Cargill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Native Americans are immigrants. We ALL come from Africa if you want to look back far enough.

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike made his IQ public, he probably though that since 85% in school is a good grade, that it was also a good IQ score.

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Mike... Use easy words on him. Also... Numbers bad!

    Jefferina
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta make a fine distinction here, and please read the whole thing before you downvote me (I'd prefer if you didn't downvote, though! 😅) - Islam *is* against LGBTQ+. But does that mean we spread hate, refuse to interact with members of the LGBTQ+ community, discriminate, attend hate protests, and be terrible humans overall? No way jose! That's a sin! I think perhaps a better way to say it is, even if a Muslim (like myself) doesn't support LGBTQ+, we're not gonna push that on anyone, just as no one pushes it on us. We're going to respect everyone because everyone deserves basic respect. You live your life; we live ours. Islamically we literally cannot judge you because only God is the judge.

    Car Alarm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely did not know if Muslims were against gay marriage or not. That's useful information and now I'm legitimately happy to know that they are not(if that guy was telling the truth)

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ literally doesn't mean f*****g s**t. Poorly design test used for something it's never designed for just the notion of that is stupid

    Lisa Shaw
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    6 years ago

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    Should the guy sitting in his mother's basement with oreo crumbs on his chest, getting all of his information from facebook be the guy we rely on?

    Samhhain Cat
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    6 years ago

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    I'd like to know that the pro-gay marriage Muslims think of Muslim countries throwing gay people off of buildings. Will they condemn it? Will they condemn their stupid books for saying that gay people deserve death? All religions are equally silly and dangerous. I really wish people would stop believing in things for which there are no evidence.

    Petra Christovová
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    6 years ago

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    Hmm interesting all muslims are supposedly for gay marriage yet in muslim countries gays get thrown down the roofs, how is that?

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Christian land? I'm having a hard time finding it on my map

    Hmm...
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't seem to find Hinduland either...or Buddhistland...hmmmm

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    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslimland... Somebody wake me up from this racist nightmare.

    Jana Renner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am searching for atheist land...help! (Please don't send thoughts&prayers)

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not religious. Where do I go? Oooh, do I get Disneyland?

    Jenifer Cappello
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering, Poundland is the British equivilant of Dollar Tree or Dollarama.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why to always the most idiotic people post idiotic "facts". Wash your mouth with soap!

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well let me take a no-return ticket to Huguenotland... oh wait, isn't that France (in my case)?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling like these may all be small islands in Never never land, because I am unable to locate them on any world map!

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    #17

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    666-420-1337 Report

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people leave christianity too, usually to be atheists or to go with any other religion that feels better for them, maybe a religion just doesn't feel right for you without having anything specifically wrong with it.

    Nosfentor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, there are lots of things wrong with all religions.

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    David Jeu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A burn maybe but its still true.

    Petra Christovová
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    6 years ago

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    This would a nice time for a talk about islam´s attitude to a apostacy in some countries. But that won´t happen since the one who brings this up will be downvoted/talked down/nonsensicaly marked as racists.

    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago

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    Comparing the problems between two people which lead to divorce and the rejection of a religion is really low.

    Nia Loves Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In both cases they are reflective of individual experience with the subject, not necessarily the big picture.

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    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nawaz’s choice of words is quite interesting. He left the Islamist organization Hizb-ut-Tahrir in 2007, renounced his Islamist past and called for a secular Islam. Now he is a prominent critic of Islamism in the UK. On the other hand he calls himself a political prisoner. He wasn’t! He served time in Egypt because he was member of an extremist organization, which is banned in most Islamic countries and also in some European countries.

    Stannous Flouride
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL political prisoners are part of some group the authorities have labeled an "extremist organization." The fact that you cite Egypt and other Islamic countries and some (unnamed) European countries doesn't do much to dispute his position, in fact it supports it.

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    Ava Doyle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this story on Bored Panda not long ago, that's his grandma

    BBRaecraft578
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure “he” is a girl but yeah

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    Val
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politics has nothing to do with religion and vice versa. So stop holding your hand on the bible to swear to uphold the constitution. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! We're not in the middle ages anymore!

    Margaret Shannon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first Muslim elected to Congress took his oath by placing his hand on a Koran. Thomas Jefferson's Koran.

    Samhhain Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERYONE in government should leave their religion at the door. They serve EVERYONE, not just the people that share their beliefs. In my opinion: no crosses, no bibles, no hijabs, no turbans, no nothing. I thought the US had separation of CHURCH and STATE? Hmmmmm?????

    TheReader19
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If so called Christians actually read the bible they would know that they are not supposed to swear on it either. So some people need to get their facts straight

    Kururi.Orihara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would honestly take religion out of everythng. It's in our Pledge of Allegiance, for f***s sake! This is supposed to be a coutry where you can freely and legally express your religion, so stop putting Christianity everywhere!

    Jimin Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70% of government workers are Freemason said by the BBC(I can't remember the exact news channel)

    Janine Randall
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be more frightened about a white, male experiencing undiagnosed mental health issues coming in and shooting up a school. That's, unfortunately, a lot more likely.

    Chris Gill
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    6 years ago

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    They have stated they want sharia law enacted in this country which runs far too often opposite of the constitution they swore to up hold. So explain how they can do both???

    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has stated that? You pulled that out of your a*s.

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    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As mutch as i don't like to diminish christian atrocities i have to say that the nazis were not motivated by religion in any meaningfull way, it is true that as far as i know the church did nothing to stop them though.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like people can commit evil in the name of religion but not actually follow the tenants of that religion. Wild, huh?

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    Jay Bazurke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they expect on r/darkjokes. It is a place where this is a very mild joke

    Geørg Gardenz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey hey hey! I dont like Nazis, Islamophobs and to be honest any Religion at all, especially the Christians, but the Nazis were NOT a CHRISTIAN party. They had to pretend a little bit, cuz many germans were christian, but neither Hitler, nor Himmler, Goebbels or Göring cared about Christianity at all.

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nazis weren't Christians, they were a cult. Please don't generalize any religion. It works both ways.

    Nosfentor
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are lying. The population of Germany in 1933 was around 60 million. Almost all Germans were Christian, belonging either to the Roman Catholic (ca. 20 million members) or the Protestant (ca. 40 million members) churches. Nazis were mostly protestant, up to 80 percent combined with catholics. Get your facts right, idiot.

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    Nia Loves Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of these are actually funny.

    David Jeu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pc buy still a good joke. The answer is not a burn its a pure ignorant comment. Nazis weren't Christians.

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that both comments are of really bad taste.

    syusyusyu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now this is a problem. It is under content "dark jokes" and it is immature to take jokes seriously. And, that comment was not a burn, but he was providing a joke of his own. Okay, you can downvote me

    Grace Koncsics
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...the Nazis were NOT Christians. i mean i get their point but pick a better example.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in spite of that 604200 they Don't have as much a Killing spree like in the US

    Mike
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're too busy worry about everything else that's trying to kill us

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    TheReader19
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's talk about how the descendants of criminals killed and treated the native population that they met there because they were sub-humans who didn't want to change their savaget ways and become 'civilised'.

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so whats with the knives and the running guy thingy

    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he on fire? This has Australia written all over it lol

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    Tracy Sellars
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so disappointed Australia made the list.

    Eliška Hůlková
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, calm down. Every government makes statistics of religions in its country. Not everything has to be racist.

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