You know that feeling when you walk away from an argument and think of the perfect comeback? Only it's 5 years later? Well, there's none of that here. These people knew bullsh*t when they saw it and had the wit to immediately call it out. Just like the 44 Of The Best Internet Clapbacks To Racists, these responses to islamophobes challenge their views and the (lack of) rationale behind them in ways that deserve all the attention they can get. Scroll down to check 'em out and upvote your faves.
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"I'm not a racist but..." was the first mistake that came out of your mouth.
and now i'm searching for the Catholic and Protestant country. Can't find it anywhere
That's it, Catholics must all move to Vatican City. I hope the pope has a few air mattresses. ;)
Load More Replies...Good grief, the ignorance is strong in this one. Go back to Islam? Where exactly is Islam located on a map?
Pretty funny -- on my screen, an ad just popped up below the post: "BEGIN IQ TEST".
Didn't another ignorant fool recently tweet about filthy Muslims and their SHAKIRA law??
Is this for real? Can someone really be that dumb to think Muslim is a "race", Islam is a country, and Sharia law is called Shania?...In the age of Google?
This one is so comically stupid, it couldn't be made up! Shania law, Islam as a country bwahaha
I wonder if its a good idea to mess with Google.... think of all the stuff they know about you
I know, it's right up there with insulting the server who is bringing your food
Load More Replies...I'm an American and not Christian. I'm sure Dawn would want me deported (where to, I don't know....)
Dawn needs to read the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, as well as the Treaty of Tripoli. All make it clear that the USA is NOT a "Christian" nation, but is open to all faiths - and non-believers as well.
America is not now and never was a "Christian Nation." America has, and practices, freedom of religion. And freedom FROM religion. Neo-nazis don't read the Constitution.
Yep, and whenever there's a Christian terrorist, the whole Christian community isn't asked to vocally condemn their actions and every Christian isn't stopped on the street and harassed because of the acts of another Christian
When there is a christian terrorist the media never mention his religion, that's why these people never see a christian terrorist
Load More Replies...No religion, gender, or race is immune to having hateful people within it.
That reply list is probably just scratching the surface. The KKK has been a terrorist organization for more than a century and a half - it would probably be impossible to enumerate all the lynchings, arson and bombings those knuckle-draggers have carried out.
sure people can call themselves christians, but it is clear from their actions whether they follow jesus's teachings or not. the bibles makes it clear how to tell the true followers of christ from the fake ones who do things falsely under His name.
I couln't have said this better myself. Really couldn't'. Fantastic response.
And as far as I am concerned, The “Church” of Scientology is a terrorist organization...
Don't forget that most of the Killing in america are made by american and not muslim Capture-5c...b869cc.jpg
Kjorn , you know that there are American Muslims, don't you?
Load More Replies...Have you noticed that when a shooting by a white man occur they never mention his religion?
Or how when it's a white male shooter that "it was a tragic accident" and they were mentally ill? Instead of what it really is, terrorism
Load More Replies...A lot more terrorist attacks in the US have been made by straight, white Christian men than by Muslims or foreigners. Oklahoma City? Homegrown bugnut. Columbine, Las Vegas, Sandy Hook, Parkland, Pulse Nightclub, Luby's? All white men. Virginia Tech? OK, that was a Korean man, but he had been poisoned by American culture. And he was definitely NOT a Muslim.
Exactly right, except that the Australian Aborigines were not massacred in the name of Christ, , they were killed because they would not accept the British laws
Most of the killing is made by an american christian and not an american muslim ...
Where I'm from, you have to inform in advance that you need a taxi that transports dogs. And it will cost extra. Allergies being the main reason; not just other passengers but also the drivers. And just to clarify, most of our drivers are white.
Load More Replies...did this person actually go around asking cab drivers what religion they were??
He wouldn't, he'd just see a middle Eastern person or someone with a turban and just assume they were Muslim
Load More Replies...I know a lot of people use the word racist, but man it's bigotry, because for me I am a member of the human race
i bet he or she never been in asia where's muslim dominan, like indonesia, malaysia to take a vacation. i think he/she cave man who afraid of everything..
Substitute "white" for "Muslim" and you can see how much of a dork he is.
Lol.. at the moment that I saw your comment BTS and their song MIC drop came to my mind.
Load More Replies...I guess he doesn't know that Muslims taught medieval Europeans about bathing.. JS
Another unattainable ideal for women, getting deported back into the womb to be reborn as anything else the ignorant white people can handle.
Yea, I can't take anymore of these sexist expectations!
Load More Replies...I can't help feeling that people who make public threats should at least receive a formal warning from police and there should be stricter laws and law enforcement for online violence...
Omg obviously sending these tweets and stuff is for people who are cowards, and they only say because they know that they will never be able to say it to that persons face. mic drop.
But at least 45 people prefered the smart comment, there's a little bit of hope :).
Load More Replies...Christo fascists, so loving and caring. Thankfully, not all Christians are like this.
um, not to be disrespectful or racist or anything, but whats wrong with muslims and bacon sandwiches?
No but he probably doesn't know anything about Islam, lol and that's okay he can learn from his mistakes, but bro was kind enough to donate.
What a respectful and kind answer, if only more people could be this wise
it's not that he doesn't aware , he tend to be that way because he is being sarcastic ..
Load More Replies...not a fan of the writer but yes, her comebacks and general attitude is brilliant and witty. me likes
Load More Replies...You can prove anything you want as long as you make up your data.
Rowling's Twitter account is often brilliant but this time she got the facts wrong because rapists sometimes get less than a year and the man who left bacon at a mosque did get 12 month for racially-aggravated public disorder. However, this is not a problem of Islam but a result of the Orwellian laws in UK which sometimes punish thought crimes harder than real crimes. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-38458529
There have been cases of very low sentences for serious sexual crimes, like the Brock Turner incident in the US, but it isn’t the norm and is not in line with sentencing guides.
Load More Replies...This aged worse than milk left outside in a heatwave.
Load More Replies...Man in Bristol did 12 months in prison for tying a rash of bacon to Mosque door handles. Then you have the Telford scandal where 1000s of young girls were raped for over 40 years the authority's looked away because they didn't want to be perceived as racist. So I would say Rowling is full of c**p.
As a native Swede and white protestant (atheist actually...) and mainly as a woman I see the so called question about the burkini as a feminist matter. The burkini provides freedom to swim, and also learning how to swim too, to the women who wears them so to ban it would be anti-feminist. And that's the first reason to why I care. Secondly: women wear what we want.
Honestly I'd rather wear that to the beach than a bikini or swimsuit...
Having your body covered is a way to control a stranger's reaction to you, because now you have to judge them on their personality instead of outward appearances. The same people that feel "uncomfortable" when someone else covers their body feel "uncomfortable" when someone walks around nude. I think we need to keep our discomfort to ourselves, stop feeling offended in others behalf and acknowledge we are not all the same.
Three things 1. You don't need to constantly expose yourself to be pretty. 2. Religion is always more important than going outside and swimming in skimpy bikinis to the delight of men. 3. People should just mind their business!!!!
why do people always judge others in public areas. stay home if you cannot mind your own!
WHO CARES?? Don't look at them if it sickens or scares you...people need to worry about them damn selves and quit spreading hate. sad days
Gonna put some on now, thinking of you when I scoff it down
Load More Replies...Sure shows a lot more tolerance than these idiots shouting out in ignorance. Obviously, those of the Muslim religion understand what it means to worship and to act accordingly.
Funny idiot christians think Muslims are just inherently offended by bacon as a concept, rather than just refuse to eat it...
I dont eat pork but the meat doesn't bother me. also that method to taunt is so immature
The reply is just as racist as the bacon. Anybody of any color could of sent a post like that but's immediately it's "your white a*s". And the bigotry toward Christian's too, being Christmas is a Christian holiday. The post is just one bigot posting to another bigot. 'YAWN'.
yeah 7 year old me would have honestly done that. i hated spongebob when i was young. because of this i still do not want to watch spongebob and as a habit i will jerk away everytime i see spongebob
Load More Replies...Yup, my BF's name is Robert, he's known as Rob, to prevent being thrown all over the place.
Load More Replies...Will is now happy that no one is shooting at him now that Bob has been dropped.
she didn't think it before post it! that's an insult to pork. this beautiful creature compare to that b!tch
She is a black woman too! She should understand absolutely everything about racism and hatred from her own ancestry and the suffering g of her own people. What is she doing ????
That's pretty presumptuous. How does she know they'd even want to get within 20 feet of her racist a*s, much less do anything else with it!
I find it VERY amusing when US citizens b***h about immigrants when in fact the whole country was build by european immigrants..
Not even immigrants but invaders who didn't come to the country to coexist with the native population the same way immigrants do
Load More Replies..."Native" Americans came from Asia and the Pacific 5000-12000 years ago, while Inuit and Eskimo arrived 800-2000 years ago. Europeans arrived 500 years ago. Africans were brought here 300 years ago. Modern Asians arrived 150 years ago and Pacific Islanders came 70 years ago. I met an Australian Aboriginal man in Salt Lake City only two years ago. Every one of these "immigrants" belong to the same species: Homo sapiens... Human
I'm picturing the looks on the faces of Native Americans every time the descendants of violent invaders complain about “immigration“.
Oh gosh, and all this time I was thinking that only the Native Americans were the original Americans (so to speak) and all the rest were immigrants... oops my bad ;)
Even Native Americans are immigrants. We ALL come from Africa if you want to look back far enough.
Gotta make a fine distinction here, and please read the whole thing before you downvote me (I'd prefer if you didn't downvote, though! 😅) - Islam *is* against LGBTQ+. But does that mean we spread hate, refuse to interact with members of the LGBTQ+ community, discriminate, attend hate protests, and be terrible humans overall? No way jose! That's a sin! I think perhaps a better way to say it is, even if a Muslim (like myself) doesn't support LGBTQ+, we're not gonna push that on anyone, just as no one pushes it on us. We're going to respect everyone because everyone deserves basic respect. You live your life; we live ours. Islamically we literally cannot judge you because only God is the judge.
IQ literally doesn't mean f*****g s**t. Poorly design test used for something it's never designed for just the notion of that is stupid
Ummm, read the first line again. Very slowly.
Load More Replies...I can't seem to find Hinduland either...or Buddhistland...hmmmm
Load More Replies...I am searching for atheist land...help! (Please don't send thoughts&prayers)
For anyone wondering, Poundland is the British equivilant of Dollar Tree or Dollarama.
Well let me take a no-return ticket to Huguenotland... oh wait, isn't that France (in my case)?
A lot of people leave christianity too, usually to be atheists or to go with any other religion that feels better for them, maybe a religion just doesn't feel right for you without having anything specifically wrong with it.
LOL, there are lots of things wrong with all religions.
Load More Replies...In both cases they are reflective of individual experience with the subject, not necessarily the big picture.
Load More Replies...Nawaz’s choice of words is quite interesting. He left the Islamist organization Hizb-ut-Tahrir in 2007, renounced his Islamist past and called for a secular Islam. Now he is a prominent critic of Islamism in the UK. On the other hand he calls himself a political prisoner. He wasn’t! He served time in Egypt because he was member of an extremist organization, which is banned in most Islamic countries and also in some European countries.
ALL political prisoners are part of some group the authorities have labeled an "extremist organization." The fact that you cite Egypt and other Islamic countries and some (unnamed) European countries doesn't do much to dispute his position, in fact it supports it.
Load More Replies...The first Muslim elected to Congress took his oath by placing his hand on a Koran. Thomas Jefferson's Koran.
EVERYONE in government should leave their religion at the door. They serve EVERYONE, not just the people that share their beliefs. In my opinion: no crosses, no bibles, no hijabs, no turbans, no nothing. I thought the US had separation of CHURCH and STATE? Hmmmmm?????
If so called Christians actually read the bible they would know that they are not supposed to swear on it either. So some people need to get their facts straight
I wish they would honestly take religion out of everythng. It's in our Pledge of Allegiance, for f***s sake! This is supposed to be a coutry where you can freely and legally express your religion, so stop putting Christianity everywhere!
She should be more frightened about a white, male experiencing undiagnosed mental health issues coming in and shooting up a school. That's, unfortunately, a lot more likely.
Who has stated that? You pulled that out of your a*s.
Load More Replies...As mutch as i don't like to diminish christian atrocities i have to say that the nazis were not motivated by religion in any meaningfull way, it is true that as far as i know the church did nothing to stop them though.
It's almost like people can commit evil in the name of religion but not actually follow the tenants of that religion. Wild, huh?
Load More Replies...What do they expect on r/darkjokes. It is a place where this is a very mild joke
Hey hey hey! I dont like Nazis, Islamophobs and to be honest any Religion at all, especially the Christians, but the Nazis were NOT a CHRISTIAN party. They had to pretend a little bit, cuz many germans were christian, but neither Hitler, nor Himmler, Goebbels or Göring cared about Christianity at all.
The Nazis weren't Christians, they were a cult. Please don't generalize any religion. It works both ways.
You are lying. The population of Germany in 1933 was around 60 million. Almost all Germans were Christian, belonging either to the Roman Catholic (ca. 20 million members) or the Protestant (ca. 40 million members) churches. Nazis were mostly protestant, up to 80 percent combined with catholics. Get your facts right, idiot.
Load More Replies...Not pc buy still a good joke. The answer is not a burn its a pure ignorant comment. Nazis weren't Christians.
OK...the Nazis were NOT Christians. i mean i get their point but pick a better example.
and in spite of that 604200 they Don't have as much a Killing spree like in the US
We're too busy worry about everything else that's trying to kill us
Load More Replies...Let's talk about how the descendants of criminals killed and treated the native population that they met there because they were sub-humans who didn't want to change their savaget ways and become 'civilised'.
Is he on fire? This has Australia written all over it lol
Load More Replies...Hey, calm down. Every government makes statistics of religions in its country. Not everything has to be racist.
Load More Replies...hate when a racist starts their comments by saying "I am not a racist".
Some people are just so s****y. Also, I know this is painfully off topic but all that talk about bacon is making me rly hungry (for food in general) :)
People will always hate someone. My nation is also target of hate. We are usually in USA movies presented as maniacs, criminals, wild and angry people with narrow minds, organ stealers and Godknowswhatelse...generally we have bad reputation in media. There are whole sites and books and articles about hating women. Racism is side to side with other means of hate. For some reason, humans have the need to hate some groups for some stupid reason or just so. That is why I respect animals more.
What you are describing is the madness known as religious fanaticism.
Load More Replies...Plague does not discriminate against racists and non-racists.
Load More Replies...My friend at school is Muslim, and I am Christian. I would gladly beat anyone up for anything racist they say about my friend.
What a wonderfully Christian attitude; so much for turning the other cheek...
Load More Replies...As a native Swede I am very protective of one of my co-workers who is a muslim. This is probably what he, and other muslims, faces every single day.
As a native Finn I'm also protective of my Muslim friends because I know they face discrimination in their every day life
Load More Replies...Hating people due to religion is beyond pathetic , it just shows how uneducated and ignorant so many people have become, what is the point?
I have finally figured out why bigotry bothers me so much. I have lot better reasons for hating somebody than religion, color, etc. Bullies, child molesters, rapists, murderers, animal abusers, etc. come in all religions, colors, etc. Bigots just cheapen my well deserved hate.
I dont care, i don't give 2 f***s what God you pray to, as long as you are a decent human being. Religion means nothing to me when i meet someone, all im looking for is a good person i can be friends with. Plus, its fun to talk about different traditions and practices from other religions and share yours at the same time.
I hate when people say "America is for Americans". Okay then.. go back to Europe. That's where most American people were from.
hate when a racist starts their comments by saying "I am not a racist".
Some people are just so s****y. Also, I know this is painfully off topic but all that talk about bacon is making me rly hungry (for food in general) :)
People will always hate someone. My nation is also target of hate. We are usually in USA movies presented as maniacs, criminals, wild and angry people with narrow minds, organ stealers and Godknowswhatelse...generally we have bad reputation in media. There are whole sites and books and articles about hating women. Racism is side to side with other means of hate. For some reason, humans have the need to hate some groups for some stupid reason or just so. That is why I respect animals more.
What you are describing is the madness known as religious fanaticism.
Load More Replies...Plague does not discriminate against racists and non-racists.
Load More Replies...My friend at school is Muslim, and I am Christian. I would gladly beat anyone up for anything racist they say about my friend.
What a wonderfully Christian attitude; so much for turning the other cheek...
Load More Replies...As a native Swede I am very protective of one of my co-workers who is a muslim. This is probably what he, and other muslims, faces every single day.
As a native Finn I'm also protective of my Muslim friends because I know they face discrimination in their every day life
Load More Replies...Hating people due to religion is beyond pathetic , it just shows how uneducated and ignorant so many people have become, what is the point?
I have finally figured out why bigotry bothers me so much. I have lot better reasons for hating somebody than religion, color, etc. Bullies, child molesters, rapists, murderers, animal abusers, etc. come in all religions, colors, etc. Bigots just cheapen my well deserved hate.
I dont care, i don't give 2 f***s what God you pray to, as long as you are a decent human being. Religion means nothing to me when i meet someone, all im looking for is a good person i can be friends with. Plus, its fun to talk about different traditions and practices from other religions and share yours at the same time.
I hate when people say "America is for Americans". Okay then.. go back to Europe. That's where most American people were from.
