For this joke to work you have to disregard everything you know about how a ballerina is supposed to dress.

But I mean, if I was in 4th, I would be like YEAH!

Skills...

Should have gone to SpecSavers

Failure to launch.

Kick the APPLE, not the PLUMS!

I've seen a cartoon before like that. The punchline was "I always get the apple".

What a genius excuse

missed it by *that* much.

target acquired. package delivered. mission accomplished. now let’s get outta here before somebody calls the po-lice 😱

❤️ 🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤍🩶🤎🖤

Hey, the placebo effect is real! XD

Oof! Body dysmophia is...oof. "Thanks, Mom!" 🖕🏾

Too true...

She's leaving a shady character.

I read it as "alcoholic beverage that costs nothing."

Too true ☹

but why

I don't see any problem with this. Who says males/transmasc/non-female-identifying people can't be "ring people"? :D

I know you wanna dance, baby! (I know you see me looking at you on the daily!)

When I was in Spokane during a heavy wildfire season (pre covid) I saw a man lift his mask to take a smoke lol

hello, BYE!

I wish that, in America, we allocated at LEAST some of the gigantic military-spending budget to supporting and caring for our veterans, especially disabled veterans. My dad was in the Air Force during Vietnam, and I had to fight tooth and claw to get the Veterans Association to provide even MINIMAL help after his accident. I know their resources are stretched thinner than an onion skin, and it's not my local VA branch's fault, but it was still frustrating af. Whatever you may think about America's military, and whatever one's opinion on wars, it still SUCKS that our veterans get effed over. Most don't go into the military just because they want to kill people. Most are just normal people who need a job/education (or both.)

LOVE IT!!! Scooter Guy probably didn't see that comin'! No pun intended. 🤣

Shish-kebowl

oh, they got "roasted", all right!

The title of this one on the artist's Instagram is "Russians people". I don't know if I get the proper full cultural reference (I'm American) but I think I get the gist XD

Aha, I knew I recognized that knòb in the red suit. For those who don't know, this is a reference to a UFC MMA fight that occurred on October 6th, 2018. The two fighters were Conor McGregor (an absolute dumpster-fire ásshole waste of a human being) and Khabib Nurmagomedov, a fighter from Dagestan who is incredibly talented, hardworking, and, by all accounts, a decent dude. In comparison, McGregor has been arrested for reckless driving, driving without a license, and once literally ATTACKED a bus with a mob of 20 other people. McGregor threw a metal equipment-dolly at the bus, shattered some windows, and sent two people to the hospital. He has also attacked a fan and punched an old man in a pub. (That's just a FEW of the criminal things he's done. He has 18+ convictions.) I absolutely loathe McGregor, as talented as a fighter he may be. The good news? Khabib thrashed McGregor in UFC 229 and won by submission.

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