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13 New Inventions That No One Asked For
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13 New Inventions That No One Asked For

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Hello, and a happy Summer to all my Internet fans – it’s me, Matt Benedetto, your favorite inventor of all things unnecessary. While you have been out enjoying the sunshine, I have been hard at work in my laboratory, creating a new batch of inventions you completely, absolutely, 100% don’t need in your life!

Through rigorous research and development, I have pinpointed 13 new areas in your lives where no problems existed and where you definitely weren’t looking for any solutions. My new inventions solve problems that no human actually has in their life and nobody asked for any of these products to come to life. However, sometimes you have to simply accept what you are given and today, you are forced to enjoy these Unnecessary Inventions.

Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous posts here, here, here, here, here, and here.

Submit your idea for an Unnecessary Invention in the comments below and maybe, just maybe I’ll bring it to life!

More info: unnecessaryinventions.com

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    My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

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    Matty Benedetto

    Matty Benedetto

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    My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

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