How could you not give this cute litter otter your undivided attention?

Yep

Upvote for kitty!

You've got me down to a tee here

Bed is best

I know Covid was a nightmare but it did have its plus points

Nothing wrong here, sounds lovely!

Your dad seems like a great bloke

Yay! I'm not the only one who thinks their shoes look infinitely horrified!!

exactly!

Have to get dressed in bathroom and sneak out to work so my dog isnt waiting/blocking the door with his little tail wagging

Me and my friend fr

Amazing little stinkpots!! 😂

You've got a roach companion! The head looks more wasp like though...which is a plus, protection..they can sting anyone that gets close.

So relaxing ⛈️

Thats me with my hair tied back.

Bedst fren!!

Who strolls through a forest at night?! People who don’t listen to true crime I’m thinking 😂

Even in the light of day it would be uncomfortable to see suddenly.

I'd c**p myself.

I would s**t my spine out of my arsehole!

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of pretending to be an extravert

What?

The cat seems to find it funny

Or a nice cup of tea ☕️

When my kid told me i look nice today... what do you need and how much is it 💶💳

HaHa! This has made my day

Yep that about does it

Even worse when it doesn't have a door!

My kid every single morning, they espically hate when i wake them up with my little made up songs

Naps always have me asking what time or what day is it... could be asleep for 10 mins or 2 hours and i wake up dazed

I wish I looked this good

Me

Common core, show your work!!

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Well now I'm not gonna do it.

I hope they have the same thing at the *top* of the slide too....

Level? Expert!

This is too accurate lol

#FACTS

You've got your priorities right

What a lovely swan.

Evil Griffin…

After this happened a few times too many, I now use a timer so I won't forget it XD

You need a Ph D. lol.

You’ll run out of fǔcks to give sooner or later. Start early if you can.

That amazing feeling when you are supposed to be in work on a friday until 7.30 but you finish early and are heading home at 5.30

Steve-O during his drug days he has all new beautiful porcelain implants now he's sober. I'm glad for him he would have died at the rate they were going....now if they could just get Bam to get his life together

Or PM instead of AM (for those of us who tell time that way)

Run

I just wear whatever's clean

Did it..still woke up late cause I woke up and turned it off lol