I don't know why but i Also hate having to make them, mostly to strange people, which is wierd because Im not introverted, i can be and i am shy, but if anything Im an extroverted person.

Can I partner with my invisible friend Twinkle?

Hello I am Nathaniel and merely saying this in front of everyone makes me want to curl up and cry.

If the party is at someone’s house, find out if they have a dog or cat, and spend your time with them instead of draining your social battery on a bunch of people who are probably already, or are well on the way to being, sloppy drunk, and highly gross and annoying, anyway.

Why are YOU being so annoying?

The knock on the door, the ring of the doorbell, unless you have pre announced your visit, I am not in.

No. Audience participation is Hell.

I can do a magic show as the expectation is you don't contribute anything to the show beyond doing what you're told. A concert, hell no.

My husband and I left a concert early because the band started calling out people in the audience.

Run and hide.

Like having to share a seat on public transportation, this is easily prevented by violent twitching movements accompanied by drooling.

I'd just run

hell on earth: a pantomime. The worst thing in the world. ok apart from death by mutilation.

Noooooo! Ducks down to tie fake shoelaces... stops breathing!

I've avoided activities if there's even a hint that this could happen. Especially comedy shows.

In this case I would be brave enough to show them middle finger.

I wasn't picked out, but I was called out by a busker. Outdoor, free, very public area. Sat on the steps with my young daughter, eating something. I told her I was just going to throw the wrapper in the garbage and got up. As soon as I did I hear the busker call out "Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?" I turned to see who he was talking to, or if it was part of his show. He was staring right at me along with the crowd. I waved the wrapper in my hand and motioned to the garbage and he goes "Oh, you're just throwing out something." I didn't know if he thought I was being rude getting up from his show or if he thought I was leaving my daughter alone. It was such a terrible feeling. I reluctantly sat down humiliated. After several minutes we quietly got up and left. I now have a disdain for buskers.

Was at a pool party event on spring break at a beach and was picked to help judge the best body on a guy out of 10 guys where they'd dance on me magic Mike style-I almost had a panic attack so I lied and said I was a lesbian (sorry LGBTQ peeps) but that just made them egg me on to kiss a girl. I f*****g noped and ran right outta those pervs

Why on earth would you want to gamble your performance success on a random person forced to participate?

Also, the crowd itself.

Yeah but is there anything worse than someone who refuses to go up? Get up there, dummy, you're killing the momentum. (TBF this is why volunteers should always be requested, not selected)

This!!! I hate this so much! I‘m always convinced this person will hate me.

Yes, you finally try to ninja your way to the fridge and one of them see you and alert the rest like a chimpanzee

No. I was never interested in being a cheerleader for my school, and still not interested in becoming one for the company. So f**k no. Besides, it’s all fake b******t anyway, like Potemkin Villages (just look it up) for corporate. F**k them.

Especially when you have earbuds/headphones in/on or are actively reading a book.

When anyone says this i just go back

We rent the basement from my in-laws and every Summer they invite the whole huge family. Guess who has to give up all of her space without any complaints if I don't want to lose the only affordable housing in my small expensive town?

If I have to be the focus of attention like that, I will start blushing. Then, I will think "people can see me blushing" and I will just get redder and redder until basically ALL of my blood is in my face. 🤬

Some people get off on being a part of a big and boisterous crowd. I just get claustrophobic and want to get the f**k out of there. Especially if people have been drinking. Cannot stand sloppy drunks individually, totally despise them collectively as a crowd.

They should be banned. I have one coming up soon. ;-;

Yeah, I have that to look forward to tonight. When you ask them in the most serious tone you can muster not to have them sing for you, they will ALWAYS SNEAK OFF TO THE "BATHROOM" TO ASK THEM TO SING..I SAID NO FOR GODSAKE THAT MEANS NO!

When we get back home we need a 3-hour nap just to recuperate.

My college roommate and I bunked our beds. She took the bottom and put a curtain up around her space, and my top bunk was above eye level. Voilà, semi-privacy.

I have a problem associating names with faces, unless I spend a lot of time with people—-and even then, if I haven’t seen them in years, chances are good I don’t remember their names, or don’t want to anyway, if they were assholes to me. So situations like this are extremely awkward for me, and I usually try not to let them see me.

interviews are the worst! Having someone stare at you while you're having to "sell" yourself and your skills

Is this man squatting and drinking milk out of a bag with a straw???

You mean talking a lot of b******t and acting like you like people you actually can’t stand, just to get ahead.

I have agoraphobia, I never WANT to leave my house

If they’re natural and spontaneous they’re not a problem, especially if the conversation then flows organically. If they’re forced and fake, f**k no.

I’m glad my husband proposed to me in private. If he’d ever publicly put me on the spot like that, I would never have married him. Respect the other person’s sense of privacy and never put them in such an uncomfortable position, ever. If you can’t do that, you don’t deserve to be married, because marriage is based on trust. That includes trusting the other person to never make you uncomfortable or embarrass you, ESPECIALLY in public.

My spoons are depleted! Let me gooooooo!

Do that to me, and i'l be exiting the same door i entered 10 seconds later, i really really don't like surprise parties to me, or any other type of party for that matter.

Literally my worst nightmare. Been in a relationship for 27 years. But I will not ever ever EVER get married. Mostly for this reason.