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40 Introvert Jokes That Show What Less Talkative People Feel

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Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.

So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.

Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.

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#1

Joke on introvert You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.

312points

K- THULU 2 years ago

Unfortunately, too true.....my life actually improved.

139points

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#2

Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?

310points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.

76points

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#3

My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

256points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

True.

31points

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#4

Antistalking - learning someone's routine so you can avoid them.

220points

Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

I may have unknowingly engaged in this activity.

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#5

Joke on introvert I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.

202points

Wide Awake at 3am 2 years ago

It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads

66points

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#6

How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.

183points

Liz Olson 2 years ago

I hate to say it, but YES!

25points

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#7

Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.

174points

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François Carré 2 years ago (edited)

I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.

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#8

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.

166points

Matthews 2 years ago

Then the person gives up on calling and sends audio messages

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#9

Joke on introvert I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.

140points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.

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#10

How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.

139points

Masha Aguer 2 years ago

That happened to me... :)

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#11

I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.

137points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out

29points

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#12

If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

136points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

Is it possible to forward calls directly to the police? Asking for a friend

39points

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#13

Joke on introvert Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.

134points

Ramona Rhein Premium 2 years ago

Lol. So true!

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#14

Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

133points

anime girl 2 years ago

FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*

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#15

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?

132points

Joe Bloe 2 years ago

The bulb reflect on my screen, so... Dark it is.

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#16

Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.

131points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)

13points

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#17

Joke on introvert People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

129points

VodkaInMySweetTea 2 years ago

Amen. Why on earth would I go big when going home is an option??

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#18

You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.

123points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

I actually do have one or two

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#19

I wish more people were fluent in silence.

122points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Words are very unnecessary. They can only do harm

25points

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#20

Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett

114points

Bored Person 2 years ago

I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things

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#21

Joke on introvert If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

108points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

I'm a total purrvert!!!

21points

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#22

"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."
Introvert: "Right, and pros?"

107points

J J 2 years ago

Because paid time off would just be ridiculous....

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#23

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.

100points

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François Carré 2 years ago

Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?

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#24

You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.

100points

Matthews 2 years ago

Or days. Even just a full weekend would be amazing!

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#25

Joke on introvert Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

91points

Sibeansalad 2 years ago

My dog

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#26

99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.

85points

Socks 2 years ago

You know you don't want to go out. You're just trying to find a reason that would work for all concerned

19points

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#27

Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.

83points

ShotoTodoroki33 2 years ago

Every time I do a happy dance, then I realize there are cameras

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#28

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?

83points

Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago

I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though

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#29

Joke on introvert Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.

79points

Janus Preez 2 years ago

Yes, just smile and nod

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#30

What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.

78points

Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Haha lol

1point

#31

Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.

77points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

All month.

25points

Mackenzie Judd 2 years ago

My entire life

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Allison B 2 years ago

And then randomly have it pop into your head multiple times over the years...

9points

Organic AutosMI 2 years ago

Remember it years later and then feel awkward all over again for another month.

5points

Ashley Harrold 2 years ago

The rest of my life

4points

the_harbringer_of_doom[s/t/h] 1 year ago

rest of my life

0points

Shawnna D 2 years ago

In random flashbacks for the rest of my existence. When my life flashes before my eyes at death I’ll just want the Grim Reaper to hurry up & end it

5points

Nicole Bryan 2 years ago

me years later at 1 AM....*remembers* yeah nope, now I'll die

4points

R Vo 2 years ago

Years

4points

Ruth Hempsey 2 years ago

I'm 77. Sorry to tell you but it's the rest of your life.

2points

Ramona Rhein Premium 2 years ago

😂😂 OMG, yes!!!

2points

Robert Beveridge 2 years ago

Yeah, I still have some from 40-odd years ago

1point

Anthony Ross 2 years ago

Or several years later.

1point

Samantha Manning 2 years ago

Wake up in a sweat about it years later

0points

SW UnicornGirl 2 years ago

All year

0points

Analyn Lahr 2 years ago

Years, man. Years.

0points

January Tempis 2 years ago

For years.

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#32

The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.

77points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.

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#33

Joke on introvert I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

73points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

Make it 32, then, it's a power of 2 and evenly divisible by 2 all the way down to 1.

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#34

Two introverts walk into a room.
One leaves.

73points

J J 2 years ago

The one who left still has to pee soooo bad...poor guy

7points

#35

If I go out I'll want to come home, but if I stay home I'll want to go out.

65points

Matthews 2 years ago

Staying inside is actually pretty good. So no going out for me, thanks.

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#36

If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.

64points

anime girl 2 years ago

“Hey, wanna call at 4:17 in around 12 days?”

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#37

Joke on introvert How to spot an introvert in a crowd?
Please don't.

61points

Joe Bloe 2 years ago

He's on the edge!

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#38

The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.

61points

Grace 2 years ago

Whenever I choke on water in class (a lot), I always regret not just letting it out. I always make the same mistake of trying to cough silently or hold it in until it goes away. I always end up getting asked if I’m dying by the person next to me.

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#39

What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.

48points

anime girl 2 years ago

And the winner for world’s best interaction is…..

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#40

When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.

48points

Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago

But then you can't say you didn't know the time when they ask why you didn't go

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#41

That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

29points

Sibeansalad 2 years ago

ME EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

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#42

Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.

27points

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François Carré 2 years ago

And finding mutual comprehension about this with your cats.

3points

#43

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

26points

Ray Heap 2 years ago

Clothes to sleep in?

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#44

Friends: How are you doing so well in quarantine?
Me: The secret ingredient is Introvert.

25points

#45

Attention!
I'm such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper.

24points

DubstepBlade 2 years ago

Ba dum tsssss

2points

#46

How do you kill an introvert?
Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.

23points

#47

Why did an introvert become an astronaut?
He needed his space.

23points

Daman dan 2 years ago

Oh my god, can you imagine being stuck in a tin can with another person? In space? What if they want to talk to me? Oh man, my blood pressure...I need to lay down

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#48

Introvert planning a party: "Please, leave by 9p.m."

23points

SewingStaffy 2 years ago

9pm seems kinda late, can we make it more like 8pm

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#49

If there really were an Introvert Club, would we even hold any meetings or would we all just mutually agree to say we're going to go, then cancel at the last minute?

22points

Rider 2 years ago

First order of business, our meetings are scheduled for the fifth Sunday of every month for the the next 3yrs. Second order, all future meeting have been cancelled for the next 4yrs. Meeting adjourned.

2points

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#50

One time I talked to someone for twenty minutes so now I know how exhausted someone feels after running a marathon.

22points

anime girl 2 years ago

I feel that after six minutes.

0points

#51

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"

22points

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François Carré 2 years ago

Nope, that sounds way too dramatic. They might think you are desperate about being alone and need to talk.

-1point

#52

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

21points

Lyoness 2 years ago

Can I steal that term?

3points

#53

I'd rather be hanging out with my cat right now.

20points

Ann Dennis 2 years ago

I AM hanging out with my cat.

1point

#54

Every room is an escape room when you’re an introvert.

20points

anime girl 2 years ago (edited)

OH FRlCK I HATE ESCAPE ROOOOMS

1point

#55

If you need me I will be trapped inside my head.

19points

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#56

As an introvert, most of the conversations I’ve ever had are imaginary.

18points

#57

I'm writing a book about introverts.
It's not coming out any time soon.

17points

#58

I wish my neighbors weren’t so friendly.

17points

#59

Please don't start talking to me just because we're sitting next to each other.

17points

Matthews 2 years ago

Noise cancelling headphones to the rescue!

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#60

It was cool being an introvert till the government started telling everybody to do it. Now I wanna go outside.

16points

#61

Gets unexpected calls. Doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared.

16points

ItsJess 2 years ago

Accurate

1point

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#62

I'll only go if I can leave whenever I want to.

16points

Peter Deveau 1 year ago

*Arrives at front door* Okay, I'm good. *Goes home*

0points

#63

Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant: "Incorrect, but thank you!"

16points

Puppy prints ️ 2 years ago

No, we don’t even say it’s wrong.

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#64

What introvert say when he is run out of believable excuses to cancel plans?

"Oh my God. I have to fake my death."

16points

WhyAmIHere 2 years ago

You can always use the old "I have a doctor's appointment"

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#65

Does anyone actually know what you should do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?

16points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Freeze, smile, accept your fate.

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#66

Introverts club has been cancelled due to lack of attendance.

15points

#67

Sorry, can’t talk. I talked to two people yesterday.

15points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

You read my doormat. That's enough social interaction for one day

1point

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#68

I saw people through the window today. That’s enough social interaction.

15points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Yep!

2points

#69

As an introvert, the best birthday present is people not knowing it's my birthday.

15points

#70

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Actually it's battery operated and already screwed in, it just needs time alone to recharge.

14points

#71

The First Rule of Introvert Club is Don’t speak.

14points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

No. It's don't make me speak!

2points

#72

My favourite party trick is not going.

14points

#73

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, they wait until you're gone.

13points

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#74

How to make an introvert go crazy?
Put them in a room with really friendly strangers.

13points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

This is why I end up chatting with the dog or cat all night.

2points

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#75

The fastest things on ear: cheetah, airplane, speed of light, introverts giving a presentation.

13points

#76

If you need me, you can calll me. But I didn't say I will answer.

13points

#77

Extrovert: Dances like nobody is watching.
Introvert: Leaves the party like nobody is watching.

13points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

I slip out of work socials constantly. Just recede into the background until your back is against a wall. Then take side steps till you reach the exit. Final glance around, careful to avoid eye contact and off you go!

1point

#78

I chill harder than you party.

13points

#79

I came, I saw, I left early.

13points

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#80

Not sure if I'm awkward because of situation or situation is awkward because of me.

13points

Kald 2 years ago (edited)

the situation is awkward b/c of me, every time

2points

#81

Why did the introvert cross the road?
Leave me alone!

12points

#82

"Sorry, I'm late. Nothing happened, I just really didn't want to come."– Jessica Pan

12points

Allison B 2 years ago

See I hate being late. I'd rather not go to something than be late. Being late draws attention to you and yeah...

3points

#83

You think you are introverted?
Wait until you never meet me.

12points

#84

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

12points

Ramona Rhein Premium 2 years ago

Duh.

1point

#85

Why is the Olympic flame such an introvert?
It never goes out.

12points

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#86

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

12points

#87

"Don't 'Call Me Maybe;' Call Me Never."

11points

#88

What do you call an introverted teenager?
A quaranteen.

11points

#89

How much does the average introvert weigh?
Not enough to break the ice.

11points

#90

Avoiding crowds and canceling plans are superpowers of introverts.

11points

#91

So an introvert throws a party for introverts.
Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.

11points

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#92

Have you met Post Malone's introvert brother?
Leave M'Alone.

10points

#93

As an introvert, I love my wife.
*wifi.

10points

#94

I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.
You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

10points

#95

In a conference I asked the crowd: “All the introverts raise the hand.”
Nobody raised their hand.

10points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

There were no introverts present. We all cancelled our attendance at the last minute. We're simultaneously happy with our courage and yet anxious about taking a stand against something we didn't want to do.

1point

#96

I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.
It's an inside joke.

10points

#97

An introvert walks into a bar.
Bartender: What’ll it be, buddy?
Introvert: Pitcher of beer. To go.

10points

Rider 2 years ago

Expert mode: Have it delivered.

1point

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#98

How did the introverted teenager introduce himself to his crush?
He didn't.

10points

#99

I talk to the same 3 people every day. If someone says they know me, they're lying.

10points

#100

Home is where the introvert is.

10points

#101

When your friends invite you to go out with them, you know you ain't going, but you act interested anyway.

10points

#102

You know things are serious when the introverts arrive.

10points

#103

I know someone who’s an introvert and he ALMOST broke a world record.
He was just shy.

9points

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#104

"Maybe if I hurry I can make it from the bathroom to my bedroom before my roommates see me.”

9points

#105

How nightamre of introverts look like?
"Look who decided to come out of their room!"

9points

#106

So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"

8points

#107

If half the population really are introverts...why haven't I met any?

8points

#108

I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.
He mined his own business.

8points

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#109

I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.
Thank God no one showed up.

8points

#110

Introverts would love to have friends but they have a problem.
People.

8points

#111

At least the party is less scary because it's close to my apartment.

8points

anime girl 2 years ago

I still wouldn’t go…..

2points

#112

Research done on introverts.
Revealed nothing.

7points

#113

What do you call an extremely insecure extrovert?
An introvert.

7points

#114

What was the first thing the introvert did when he was shipwrecked on a desert island? He started writing his thank-you note to the shipping line.

7points

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#115

Pretending to be boring so they can leave you alone.

7points

#116

Whats the worst song for introverts?
John Lennon - "Imagine."

7points

#117

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?
So he could look at others' faces.

6points

#118

How do you know when an introvert is going to kill themselves?
They start talking to people.

6points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Oof oof oof

2points

#119

"You are lucky, because I answered the phone."

6points

#120

I went outside once ONCE.

5points

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#121

What did the introvert say when his girlfriend took his hand and asked him to cuddle on the couch?
"Why must it be a group activity?"

5points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Nah! Cuddling is fine.

2points

#122

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

5points

#123

Why aren't there any introverted terorists?
They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

4points

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BonnyDK 2 years ago

You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.

6points

Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago

It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.

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Casey McAlister 2 years ago

I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.

5points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

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Mat Hall 2 years ago

123 jokes? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

2points

Ed Nygma 2 years ago

They shortened it to 40

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Sunshine Daydream 2 years ago

WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.

1point

Rider 2 years ago

I have a conference to attend in January, I've been mentally preparing since last October.

1point

Ladytron 2 years ago

I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)

0points

Ruth Hempsey 2 years ago

I found my tribe.

0points

Lisa Owen 2 years ago

As per usual, NOT 123, only 40 viewable, like WHY is it so hard to make this platform function properly?!?!

-1point

BonnyDK 2 years ago

You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.

6points

Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago

It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.

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Casey McAlister 2 years ago

I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.

5points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

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Mat Hall 2 years ago

123 jokes? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

2points

Ed Nygma 2 years ago

They shortened it to 40

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Sunshine Daydream 2 years ago

WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.

1point

Rider 2 years ago

I have a conference to attend in January, I've been mentally preparing since last October.

1point

Ladytron 2 years ago

I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)

0points

Ruth Hempsey 2 years ago

I found my tribe.

0points

Lisa Owen 2 years ago

As per usual, NOT 123, only 40 viewable, like WHY is it so hard to make this platform function properly?!?!

-1point

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