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Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.
So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.
Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.
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#1
You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.
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#2
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?
Hill Branda 2 years ago
The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.
#3
My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
#5
I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.
Wide Awake at 3am 2 years ago
It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads
#6
How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.
#7
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.
François Carré 2 years ago (edited)
I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.
#8
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.
#9
I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.
#10
How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.
#11
I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.
Winter Eleven 2 years ago
I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out
#12
If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
Winter Eleven 2 years ago
Is it possible to forward calls directly to the police? Asking for a friend
#13
Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.
#14
Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.
anime girl 2 years ago
FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*
#15
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?
#16
Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.
Winter Eleven 2 years ago
I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)
#17
People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
VodkaInMySweetTea 2 years ago
Amen. Why on earth would I go big when going home is an option??
#18
You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.
#20
Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett
Bored Person 2 years ago
I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things
#21
If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.
#22
"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."
Introvert: "Right, and pros?"
#23
There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.
François Carré 2 years ago
Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?
#24
You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.
#25
Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
#26
99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.
#27
Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.
#28
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though
#29
Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.
#30
What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.
#31
Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.
#32
The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.
#34
Two introverts walk into a room.
One leaves.
#36
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.
#37
How to spot an introvert in a crowd?
Please don't.
#38
The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.
#39
What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.
#40
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.
What do you think ?
BonnyDK 2 years ago
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
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Casey McAlister 2 years ago
I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
BonnyDK 2 years ago
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 2 years ago
I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
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