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40 Introvert Jokes That Show What Less Talkative People Feel

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Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.

So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.

Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.

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#1

Joke on introvert You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.

312points

K- THULU 2 years ago

Unfortunately, too true.....my life actually improved.

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#2

Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?

310points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.

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#3

My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

256points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

True.

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#4

Antistalking - learning someone's routine so you can avoid them.

220points

Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

I may have unknowingly engaged in this activity.

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#5

Joke on introvert I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.

202points

Wide Awake at 3am 2 years ago

It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads

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#6

How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.

183points

Liz Olson 2 years ago

I hate to say it, but YES!

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#7

Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.

174points

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François Carré 2 years ago (edited)

I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.

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#8

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.

166points

Matthews 2 years ago

Then the person gives up on calling and sends audio messages

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#9

Joke on introvert I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.

140points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.

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#10

How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.

139points

Masha Aguer 2 years ago

That happened to me... :)

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#11

I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.

137points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out

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#12

If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

136points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

Is it possible to forward calls directly to the police? Asking for a friend

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#13

Joke on introvert Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.

134points

Ramona Rhein Premium 2 years ago

Lol. So true!

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#14

Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

133points

anime girl 2 years ago

FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*

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#15

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?

132points

Joe Bloe 2 years ago

The bulb reflect on my screen, so... Dark it is.

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#16

Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.

131points

Winter Eleven 2 years ago

I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)

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#17

Joke on introvert People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

129points

VodkaInMySweetTea 2 years ago

Amen. Why on earth would I go big when going home is an option??

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#18

You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.

123points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

I actually do have one or two

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#19

I wish more people were fluent in silence.

122points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Words are very unnecessary. They can only do harm

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#20

Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett

114points

Bored Person 2 years ago

I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things

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#21

Joke on introvert If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

108points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

I'm a total purrvert!!!

21points

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#22

"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."
Introvert: "Right, and pros?"

107points

J J 2 years ago

Because paid time off would just be ridiculous....

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#23

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.

100points

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François Carré 2 years ago

Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?

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#24

You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.

100points

Matthews 2 years ago

Or days. Even just a full weekend would be amazing!

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#25

Joke on introvert Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

91points

Sibeansalad 2 years ago

My dog

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#26

99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.

85points

Socks 2 years ago

You know you don't want to go out. You're just trying to find a reason that would work for all concerned

19points

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#27

Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.

83points

ShotoTodoroki33 2 years ago

Every time I do a happy dance, then I realize there are cameras

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#28

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?

83points

Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago

I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though

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#29

Joke on introvert Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.

79points

Janus Preez 2 years ago

Yes, just smile and nod

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#30

What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.

78points

Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Haha lol

1point

#31

Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.

77points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

All month.

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#32

The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.

77points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.

17points

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#33

Joke on introvert I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.

73points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

Make it 32, then, it's a power of 2 and evenly divisible by 2 all the way down to 1.

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#34

Two introverts walk into a room.
One leaves.

73points

J J 2 years ago

The one who left still has to pee soooo bad...poor guy

7points

#35

If I go out I'll want to come home, but if I stay home I'll want to go out.

65points

Matthews 2 years ago

Staying inside is actually pretty good. So no going out for me, thanks.

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#36

If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.

64points

anime girl 2 years ago

“Hey, wanna call at 4:17 in around 12 days?”

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#37

Joke on introvert How to spot an introvert in a crowd?
Please don't.

61points

Joe Bloe 2 years ago

He's on the edge!

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#38

The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.

61points

Grace 2 years ago

Whenever I choke on water in class (a lot), I always regret not just letting it out. I always make the same mistake of trying to cough silently or hold it in until it goes away. I always end up getting asked if I’m dying by the person next to me.

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#39

What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.

48points

anime girl 2 years ago

And the winner for world’s best interaction is…..

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#40

When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.

48points

Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago

But then you can't say you didn't know the time when they ask why you didn't go

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BonnyDK 2 years ago

You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.

6points

Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago

It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.

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Casey McAlister 2 years ago

I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.

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Mat Hall 2 years ago

123 jokes? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

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Ed Nygma 2 years ago

They shortened it to 40

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BonnyDK 2 years ago

You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.

6points

Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago

It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.

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Casey McAlister 2 years ago

I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.

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XenoMurph 2 years ago

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Mat Hall 2 years ago

123 jokes? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

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Ed Nygma 2 years ago

They shortened it to 40

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