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Based on beancakes " Introduce yourself in the most brutally honest way possible!
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#1
Ok hey there my (user)name is Doggo Froggo and I know many ways to end your life! When you talk to me I might just think about those ways and eye up the possible weapons around us. I have no qualms with destroying all you care about (bar innocents and animals) and making your life living hell if you mess with me or those I love. Have a good day!
Final score:
2points
#2
hi im purple boi but u can call me ded in the inside because im ded im crying for one reason so have a nice day while i die inside but be fine outside
Final score:
1point
#3
Hello there! I'm a suicidal idiot, that just happens to do every last d*mn thing behind his parents back.
Final score:
0points
#4
Hello there,
I’m perfectly sane, suicidal, and have attempted to kill myself 11 times.
I think about death too much, and consider murder too much.
But I’m sane.
I make weapons in the middle of the night then test them on myself, if they cause pain I will gradually make them better, until they could be used for murder.
But I’m sane.
I isolate myself from most of society, and there’s only 3 people I’ll really talk to. Most of the time, you can find me in my bedroom, listening to music and reading FNAF theory’s.
I’m sane.
Have a good day!
Final score:
0points
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