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Introduce Yourself In The Most Darkest And Or True Way Possible!

Based on beancakes " Introduce yourself in the most brutally honest way possible!

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#1

Ok hey there my (user)name is Doggo Froggo and I know many ways to end your life! When you talk to me I might just think about those ways and eye up the possible weapons around us. I have no qualms with destroying all you care about (bar innocents and animals) and making your life living hell if you mess with me or those I love. Have a good day!

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54 3 years ago

noice

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#2

hi im purple boi but u can call me ded in the inside because im ded im crying for one reason so have a nice day while i die inside but be fine outside

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bon bon purple boi

bon bon (still purple boi) (Submission author) 3 years ago

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#3

Hello there! I'm a suicidal idiot, that just happens to do every last d*mn thing behind his parents back.

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Paul Budhram (Submission author) 3 years ago

and a spirit

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#4

Hello there,
I’m perfectly sane, suicidal, and have attempted to kill myself 11 times.
I think about death too much, and consider murder too much.
But I’m sane.
I make weapons in the middle of the night then test them on myself, if they cause pain I will gradually make them better, until they could be used for murder.
But I’m sane.
I isolate myself from most of society, and there’s only 3 people I’ll really talk to. Most of the time, you can find me in my bedroom, listening to music and reading FNAF theory’s.
I’m sane.
Have a good day!

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

only 11? oh come on you don't think about it to much then lol

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Kirbi

Hi pandas! My names ( not saying )! I like the animes Hunter x Hunter, My hero Academia, and The disasterious life of Saiki K, reading, animal crossing,and the youtube series Hermitcraft! I sometimes post and comment everywhere! Maybe I'll make a cake for you if you're nice! I am also Bisexual and my pronouns are she/her if you are wondering! I also live for Hamilton and I wanna be in the room where it happens! Oh yah, don't forget my crippling anxiety and willingness to die!

Hi pandas! My names ( not saying )! I like the animes Hunter x Hunter, My hero Academia, and The disasterious life of Saiki K, reading, animal crossing,and the youtube series Hermitcraft! I sometimes post and comment everywhere! Maybe I'll make a cake for you if you're nice! I am also Bisexual and my pronouns are she/her if you are wondering! I also live for Hamilton and I wanna be in the room where it happens! Oh yah, don't forget my crippling anxiety and willingness to die!

Aelita Senvaitytė

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

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