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Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

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    Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

    After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

    "Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

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    Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

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    She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

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    "So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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    The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

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    However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

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    According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

    "People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's harsh, give the barber another 10 minutes at least.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also charged with refusing to pay more than 50% of the barber's bill

    Raena Celis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about this! He had the balls to steal a car and drive himself to a barber for a haircut. And yes, the car's owner found him and dragged his ass out by his hair

    Guy Incognito
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The production decided that having to live with the mug shot was punishment enough

    Melvetta Bowles
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cold they could not wait 5 minutes, I guess it's true can't do the time don't the crime. So your TIME start NOW

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a new trend. If he has a fine to pay, maybe he could collect from the barber that copies the idea.I mean there are women with long hair one side and short the other so why not?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep on laughing like crazy seeing his haircut and his disgruntled face lol

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how that's the main headline though. Nothing about what he did, just the haircut

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

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    Peppy Piplup
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

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    Guy MacGregor
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... Theo! For those wondering, the cropped guy on the right was the president (F. Hollande) AffaireThe...412737.jpg AffaireTheo-62307a6412737.jpg

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least thrown him a bone and made him think he saved himself.

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    Noah Berens
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one but both of them were on board and that’s what really scares me

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    Demi Zwaan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You don't need proof of vaccination? You did here, when we had this rule.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why there are so many stupid people walking around nowadays

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this 'Murica? Seriously though, what is with these overly violent police?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’d like to introduce my weapon into evidence.”

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weekly World News or whatever it is called? Spoof newspaper.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like 911 is busy with any other calls in Florida.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy must be busy cause it’s the same guys pic as the one who kidnapped a priest to make his dog immortal, lol!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, this is Nikolas Cruz. He was the sole gunman who killed 17 people and injured 15 others at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida USA on February 14, 2018. There is a youtube video of him sitting in the interrogation room trying to play off like he was psychologically damaged. Florida still has the death penalty and I believe he was trying to get off on an insanity plea. It obviously didn't work because he ended up pleading guilty to 34+ charges including 1st degree murder and 1st degree attempted murder.

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