"Are you alive?" "Yep" "Sure?" "Yes, pretty sure" "Damn it!"

Karma at its finest 😌

Let's be honest: given the opportunity every one would do this.

Look he's mourning and regretting too!

God bless him; he looks utterly distraught

Aww, he looks so sad!!

My imaginary friend was a horse called Vinegar. I'm assuming at some point I let her free to roam the wilderness.

The guilt of killing his friend...

He's now seeking an imaginary hotshot lawyer

Oh no, this is very sad. That poor man. I hope he gets the help he needs.

I hope this man got the mental health help he needed!

Aw, c’mon. He’s obviously mentally ill. If he shot his imaginary friend & was laughing his head off I’d be more worried.

My Dad flushed my brother's imaginary friend Judy down the toilet when "she" scratched his car with some keys. I imagine my brother's face looked a lot like this guy's.

Ah, bless his heart

holy s**t how crazy is Florida

This isn't funny, it's sad as f**k. He's probably schizophrenic. Hope that shuts up the "edgy" kids who think it's "cool" to have SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDERS

He looks legitimately sad though lol

At least he's remorseful. He's got a much lesser chance of killing again

Florida Man - not the superhero we wanted, but the superhero we got stuck with.

He's lonely now.

Oh my f**king god! X'D also are most of these from Florida??

Only in Florida....

Has a GoFundMe page been established for Imaginary Friend's family?

After he does this five more times, he can then kill someone for real -- and get away with it. Everyone knows he's just a nut, so he would kill a real person only by accident.

Why are almost all of these "Florida Man" headlines?

Bless him 🙏🏻🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣

...but what if his friend wasn't imaginary?

Hero

It’s always Florida isn’t it

After the drugs wear off he's going to die when he sees this picture!

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

Legend

ah he has a real imaginary friendship

Throw him into imaginary prison

Don't do drugs kids

Ok so here we can notice that is is normal in the US to put a mentally ill person face everywhere. Very good ...

florida man: he he sniffle nevr did anything wong i just was mad and we got into a sniffle fight and i killed him sniffle i miss jack already i deserve to die sniffle

She does not look too sad about it. Good for her!

You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

Okay but this 10 yr old is a GENIUS

Yep, curry does that to me.

when a goose has a better social life than you

This one, I sympathize. Call me when you find it, Florida Man.

Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.