"Are you alive?" "Yep" "Sure?" "Yes, pretty sure" "Damn it!"

Karma at its finest 😌

Let's be honest: given the opportunity every one would do this.

Look he's mourning and regretting too!

She does not look too sad about it. Good for her!

You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

Okay but this 10 yr old is a GENIUS

Yep, curry does that to me.

when a goose has a better social life than you

This one, I sympathize. Call me when you find it, Florida Man.

I can’t really fault him when judging solely on ambition. Not that kidnapping is the way to go but I have some understanding if he truly believed he could keep little fluff for life. Longer life for my dog is my half joke half serious wish for every birthday and Christmas.

I don't approve the method but...

Kinda wholesome, in a crazy way. The guy obviously cares about his dog.

Intentions were good tho; anything for doggo

he looks so sad :(

Oh OF COURSE (i sincerely apologize for the people in my state)

Well he is Florida man

I see no law broke here

I could see doing that. I'd definitely go a different route though. I'd do just about anything to keep my babies. I'm not joking when I say I'd split my years with Salem. He might be a cat but he's my favorite person. I live half dead anyways. Life without him would finish me off. It's unfair how short their life is when they do so much good.

Hmm, must be fun living in Florida.

What on the fluffy blueberry cotton candy do they put in the water in FL?

I didn't even know that was an option!

What is up with Florida Man??? He is EVERY WHERE!

Jeez. He's still thinking real hard about where he went wrong and what to try next!

Well that is a lot going on in Florida!! WTF _ What the Florida??

If I thought it would work …..

why is this me tho

wtf

John Wick in real life.

In the end, there can only be one.

This one I understand

Why does the song Iris suddenly popping into my head?

.......Pet Cemetery....

What kind of scientist was it lol

This sounds like the plots to the beginning of a Marvel movie.

Fair enough

He wasn’t thinking. How would the dog survive, after HE died ?

OMG GRAYSTILLPLAYS IDOL!

Sounds like a SyFy movie plot

He's a Batman villain

He looks like someone who would kidnap a scientist.

Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

A new realism to Yo Momma jokes

I keep scrolling back to this and sniggering like a maniac

But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

Seems like a fun girl to hang out with!

How is this even real ??

Hangry*

she's a runner she's a track star

That's harsh, give the barber another 10 minutes at least.

The cat tryna entertain the dispatch-

He's not even a little sorry.

Looking forward to the day Mad Vlad is in a similar position

Just what? How? Seriously?

Narrator: And then he was stabbed.