Made me chuckle +1

This deserves more updates! 👏

i'm pretty sure there were days when i did not leave the couch for 13 hours but i think that's a me problem

The guy who spends upwards of eight hours wearing a mask in a steam-filled kitchen, washing dishes in the heat of summer agrees with Soledad.

Martin's the best.

It'd be interesting watching somebody run the 100m in 4 seconds and explode just past the finish line.

I'd rather have a 35+ where it's pretty chill and quiet. Everyone is welcome. Got good restaurants and low-key stuff to do. Also no internet connectivity so I can get some relaxing in. Age limit not enforced just a lifestyle choice.

This is so f****d up I love it. 🤣

Perfect.

I am a despicable human being because I do the same thing with my wife. It's the old good cop - bad cop game and I am always the good cop.

I mean... that's one thing I do not envy women.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

She got more rights than a womans body in the US...

Yeah, Debra

Legend!

👏

A man thought he was too old for university and said, 'when I graduate I'll be 42 years old', so his friend said to him, 'how old will you be if you don't graduate?'.

It's going to be a rude awakening for some

Badum-tss!

This is cute. Turns out he found the right one.

In fairness the gospels were written after Jesus died so unreliable and Judas sold all the VHS tapes the disciples took for even more silver, then the guy who bought them recorded the Golden Girls over them so there's no actual record any more.

Took me a minute, but the mother is right 🤣, stay off crazy astro persons.

Also and above all: won the gas&oil lottery and thus is rich as f**k. Norway is basically a democratic and egalitarian Gulf country.

I'm seeing this so much that I have a question: Can I please sit with him at the crock pot and share the buffalo dip? Very honestly speaking, I haven't even tasted buffalo sauce before.

A keeper for sure.

It was an inside job!

Olympic swimmers can still drown.

I used to lifeguard swim meets and practices. Read about shallow water blackout.

Perfect

Two words: Greg Louganis

It would be a rare and terribly exciting thing for a lifeguard to have to jump in the pool at the Olympics. I mean there's spectacle and then there's spectacle.

Heart attacks, strokes don't exist in your.world?

At least you can look at hot guys.

If you feel useless, there is still someone in your hometown that thinks they're a rapper.

They can still experience medical emergencies in the water

They can have sudden cardiac events.

A synchronized swimmer passed out during her routine (something with oxygen of course). Her COACH had to jump in and save her. You had ONE job lifeguard!!

At least she gets to observe nearly naked young men in smaller than tiny whities.

No it's, "You need to sit in a room all day doing nothing with over a hundred other people. We could give you fifteen bucks, but you don't want that right? You want to differ that. Chance of COVID? Yeah, but don't worry about it."

I used to be the "main character" like this at a bar I went to. I've married the bartender and now we have our own little spinoff.

Go slow. With anything, test the natural receptors in your body. Eat a half of a gummy, eat a stem and cap of shrooms. Wait. Gauge your bodies' response. Be careful and have good friends around.

I would have hired you on the spot. Someone that thinks that fast 100% deserves a job.