Made me chuckle +1

This deserves more updates! 👏

i'm pretty sure there were days when i did not leave the couch for 13 hours but i think that's a me problem

The guy who spends upwards of eight hours wearing a mask in a steam-filled kitchen, washing dishes in the heat of summer agrees with Soledad.

Martin's the best.

It'd be interesting watching somebody run the 100m in 4 seconds and explode just past the finish line.

I'd rather have a 35+ where it's pretty chill and quiet. Everyone is welcome. Got good restaurants and low-key stuff to do. Also no internet connectivity so I can get some relaxing in. Age limit not enforced just a lifestyle choice.

This is so f****d up I love it. 🤣

Perfect.

I am a despicable human being because I do the same thing with my wife. It's the old good cop - bad cop game and I am always the good cop.

I mean... that's one thing I do not envy women.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

She got more rights than a womans body in the US...

Yeah, Debra

Legend!

👏

A man thought he was too old for university and said, 'when I graduate I'll be 42 years old', so his friend said to him, 'how old will you be if you don't graduate?'.

It's going to be a rude awakening for some

Badum-tss!

This is cute. Turns out he found the right one.

In fairness the gospels were written after Jesus died so unreliable and Judas sold all the VHS tapes the disciples took for even more silver, then the guy who bought them recorded the Golden Girls over them so there's no actual record any more.

Took me a minute, but the mother is right 🤣, stay off crazy astro persons.

Also and above all: won the gas&oil lottery and thus is rich as f**k. Norway is basically a democratic and egalitarian Gulf country.

I'm seeing this so much that I have a question: Can I please sit with him at the crock pot and share the buffalo dip? Very honestly speaking, I haven't even tasted buffalo sauce before.

A keeper for sure.

It was an inside job!

Olympic swimmers can still drown.

No it's, "You need to sit in a room all day doing nothing with over a hundred other people. We could give you fifteen bucks, but you don't want that right? You want to differ that. Chance of COVID? Yeah, but don't worry about it."

I used to be the "main character" like this at a bar I went to. I've married the bartender and now we have our own little spinoff.

Go slow. With anything, test the natural receptors in your body. Eat a half of a gummy, eat a stem and cap of shrooms. Wait. Gauge your bodies' response. Be careful and have good friends around.

I would have hired you on the spot. Someone that thinks that fast 100% deserves a job.

It sure feels illegal. It is also sometimes hard to decide of you are sick enough.

He didn't have to cut us of off

I can appreciate that.

Wait what

Those are two equally terrible takes.

Alright, let's go. Word has an F-ton of functions and options that few people even know about. Moving an image is easy, if you know how to do it and tweak the options a bit. PDFs are literally made to be non-editable once saved. It is so they can be safe for storing important documents. Ever wandered why all stores send you bill in a PDF version? It's so you cannot edit it and do scams. Also there are few other programs that can edit them. So if you don't know how to use Word, don't blame the program for your incompetence. If you managed to read it all the way here, thank you for your attention and apologies for the rant. XD

You missed off the best reply: glasses.

Cartoon houses were cheap back then.

You must understand them. After naming literally dozens of birds, fantasy runs out and you start with simple names. Then you get bored and get silly, so you start naming stuff "Tit", "Woodcock", "Shag", "Booby" etc

Should've picked Norway ☝️☝️☝️

I'm mostly excited when I can skip my morning ibuprofen now.

😳 fascinating… had a look, they spread those 15 episodes out over 5 years.

Credit to the teacher for not marking this down.

It's good to have achievable goals in life.

My man if what I do in my real life had any reflection of what I do in my dreams, I'd be out there fighting dragons with pet armadillo's, scouring castles looking for a ghost that owed me money and raising a single chicken in a barn that aliens visited but apparently didn't really like.

How to destroy a frying pan in seconds

I love that it rhymes!

And this kids is why you don't believe everything you see on the internet

the only time ben shapiro has ever been funny