I knew it...keep telling my wife that same crow keep looking at me like it's going to kill me one day

Give it 5 years, and Apple will announce a revolutionary idea in traffic safety.

Cue Nobel Prize music.

🥳

ONLY 5%?

I would say "tease" rather than "make fun of."

So with seven I should be stress free?

Not unique to women I think. Same goes for men.

Do, espresso martinis are the answer?

🎶 Yes I would 🎶 If I could 🎶 I surely would 🎶

On the island in the photo with houses and pools, it would definitely be

Ain't it the truth

But this is not just women, everyone does this, we don't argue with strangers so much as we do with those we love. We care allot about what our loved ones think and what they think about us, we don't care so much what strangers think. There is no-one on earth who makes me more annoyed than my wife, because she has a direct connection to my heart, the slightest slur from her feels a hundred times worse than from some stranger.

It's almost like stress can affect your physical health or something

Actual baby brain. As in brain the size of a baby's explains so much about pregnancy.

And we need to talk about that.

"What's good for a hangover?" - "Drinking heavily the night before!"

I must be BRILLIANT!!!!!

Oh my, they discovered vitamin D now?

I suspect it's just an unfortunate photo, but at first glance those nails look horrifically diseased.

I'd need a full on lightning for that.

There's no real relationship between brain size and intelligence (within humans). In general the brain size is simply dependent on the size of the skull, which is related to the size of the rest of the body.

I was going to comment but forgot what I was going to say.

Great! So if I do that I increase my chances of never dying by 42%

I think this one may be similar to the single women that tend to be happier than married (to a man) women

Only because I tell him I'll kill him if he doesn't kiss me. 😉

Contrary to what the internet would have you believe, some people actually enjoy their job, and their coworkers. I'm one of them. I plan to retire in a few years, just because I don't want to work 40 hours per week forever, but if they'll let me work part time I'll do it indefinitely.

I would be worried that my wife would just lock me in and leave me there

Unless Tomas thinks you owe him money.

I'm guessing probably just the male students. The women probably couldn't get in the door.

I've already got enough energy stored in my fat for a 90-minute workout so I just have a little magnesium supplement and use my chub to power my workout instead.

Their whistles are apparently high pitched howls. Which I think is awesome

My grandmother, who lived almost 105 years, carried and raised 15 babies. That should be a proof that lack of sleep won't necessarily kill ya..

We all have to die of something. Thank you for your expertise and hard work, unnamed cardiologist!

My intestinal health must be absolutely radiant then

Wish mine would've all I could eat was spicy food while pregnant and she can't sand anything with heat.

We must be Japanese, though my side gigs are my walking around funds.

Hanko are like avatars in print version

WHAT? Are you sure? Better alert the 200 billion women who already know this.

Did you get that, BP?

Especially if it's consensual. 😉

Finally part of the 2%!

Look at people when their SO die. Or how many dogs die when their master dies.

I have no question music releases dopamine but not everyone can experience "chills." They have proven the feeling most people get from ASMR is psychosomatic and not a naturally occurring reaction

It's noteworthy that it says "can" and not "will."

Tell them you needed somebody intelligent to talk to if someone comments on you talking to yourself!!

Well, that's how the Yakuza do it.... must have a lot of pinky promises...

I love how these two factoids have nothing to do with each other. 😊

First the Emu's, and now this?

It's due to the fact of consuming what is under your nails that your body has to fight therefore make a stronger immune system

Isn't this the same for all animals, regardkess of fur, skin, scales etc.?

What if I sleep while I'm studying?

Imagine all the fun you would have in your 110's. 🙄

I think it depends. I don't think a penny will work as well as $100.