This is based on what aliens would think about humans. These are journal entries from aliens.

Why does the term "nest" make my house sound so much cozier?

I enjoyed reading this. Made me smile imagining who in the world is speaking about us in that way. I like it earlier way.

Why is this so cute

This alien is way too positive. Other aliens are gonna show up and be like, "Why're those humans killing those humans for rocks? This isn't what the pamphlet led me to believe at all! Our vacation is ruined!"

Love this benign view of my species

I don't like all humans, some are just too annoying, but that made me smile :)

They must note that we're deadly. Capable of great destruction.

Nesting in fluffy bedding? So true, and some humans can't wait until dark!! :D

I never knew I was sooo adorable😊😊 thank you

And sometimes when a human wants to let another know that they appreciate them they will give shiny things to them to decorate themselves with!

This almost made me like humans again

Haven't heard some folks I know sneezing.

My ancestors didn't wear sunscreen and didn't get cancer. They died from a simple blister getting infected at 32.

I literally did No# 1 on the list yesterday- I have chronic pain and when I trip over my own foot even slightly, I automatically say "ouch" even though it's (usually) not painful! Lol

LMAO at "the three P's'": pickles, Pop-Tarts, popsicles. Take THAT, Jonathan from Colonial Penn!

Corvidae, clearly.

I was gonna say something bad, but I can't the person who made this is trying to be positive about humans, everyone should try it too. but why did I read this in gladoses voice from portal 2-

"... and have found rocks" - hoo boy. Although if the alien overlords find us cute... it could help our survivability!

We are cute :)

this is so weird, because im a human, but it sounds like someone is selling me a pet.

E.T. you came back!

Best ever!!

I want a human 😁😁😁

I can't count how many times I've done the "ow" thing. SMH Knowing well and good it didn't hurt.

Isn't anyone going to say how there are more than 24 negative sides abt humans?

I think this reads as a fairly good case as to why humans are actually birds

Training manual for the overlords

1. The hurt is real. 3. The human race is trying to get back to it's roots. Like most animals.

4D Creature really think human are cute

This... actually made me feel kinda positive about the species. I don't know what to do with that.

a cute yet questionable species!

Thinking of humans like any other organism makes me actually like them more... weird

I definitely do the first one. I'll bump into something and say "ow" reflexively, like I should feel pain, but don't. I always follow up with "that didn't really hurt" especially when around others.

I guess it wasn't written by Cthulhu or The Great Old Ones.

Ah, thanks so much. Very comforting to read all these positive things about us. I was surprised with number 5, are humans the only species that does that?

I stopped reading after number 5 *yawn*

I feel so adorable right now, ngl.

*cartilaginous

awwwwwwww ❤️