This is me, but I never knew this was actually a thing!

badass

Lol I have a funny scene in my head of a man chasing a woman and she just plays dead and he walks away making sad man noises

My great grandad was a horse drover in WW1. He absolutely loved horses and everything about them. After the war he became a shop owner and they had a horse to pull the cart that took the deliveries around. Great grandad came down with a bit of bronchitis and my grandad had to take over the deliveries for a few days. He said the horse stopped at the top of every street and would just follow him down as he made his deliveries so it was always next to him. It also stopped at every single pub they passed and wouldn’t move until he’d been inside. Apparently great grandma was a bit less than impressed when he told her.

....and often holding it in is a sign of a kind brain...

It's interesting that this Mom used a large bowl to cut all her children's hair.

The Vatican's official holy water is actually Absinthe

This is an amazing book. It created a whole new genre of literature related to the history of nutrients and has been highly influential. You can tell it was well received as its at least a second edition, showing its popularity. The book to the left is the same one but doesn't have nice filigree lettering. Second, there is extensive wear on the book showing frequent use. Decades later, it is still considered the best book ever on the impact of a plant on humanity.

Pandas, we’re going on a road trip! i’ll get the Lada

thats so sweet and sad at the same time

Hours? Try minutes

but what if 100% of the population think i’m ugly

I had a pair of pet rats called Eric and Ernie (you could tell Ernie because he had the short, fat, hairy legs). Eric was blind and very uncertain about his surroundings sometimes so he used to like to hide in my pocket where he was safe. Ernie used to love lying around my neck like a little scarf. Thing is, I had waist length hair at the time and he was basically invisible under my hair. I used to forget he was there then answer the door, only to watch the postman go pale and run away as Ernie poked his little head out to see who it was. Oops

i want

Oh ,but I am so prepared for that 15%

omg before i forget, you're getting executed today lol. enjoy your breakfast <333

Nonsense, he rode a dinosaur into battle! /j

Seems like we're on the right trajectory.....

Hope no one is careless enough to leave this on their screen, allowing spiders to read it. Scroll down before you set it down!

I had a friendship last for 7 years and then we had to break it off because we grew into different people and couldn’t relate with each other anymore

If only there would be less stress

Yesterday, my 2015 iMac warned me that I was running out of application memory, and should close any apps I wasn't using. I only had one app open. It was Chrome...with one tab. I have 8GB of RAM. Corporations are hogging my system resources for tracking to the point that I can't run one bloody app without issues.

OK. To sum up from the last time this was posted. A short man, a tall man, and a chubby man walk into a bar. The short man orders a highball, the tall man orders a shortball, and the chubby man orders a diet coke. Tall man and short man get their drinks 1st and the chubby man asks where his is. Ten minutes later the waitress brings the chubby man his drink. She looks at him and says "Sorry about the weight."

Oh, yeah, I feel all warm and fuzzy about a Nazi sympathizer wanting to be close to a megalomaniac who electrocuted elephants just to try to discredit his rival Tesla.

How does one fit a bear inside?

So, let’s just get this straight. One of the Ten Commandments is Thou Shalt Not Kill, but the Vatican had an official executioner? Was it the shalt or the not they don’t understand?

Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Commas save lives!

The statement is essentially not too wrong, but not particularly accurate either. A) it's photons, not light. (light is generally understood to be photons with a wavelength that's within the spectrum visible to us.) These photons, when produced, have the wavelength closer to that of gamma rays. B) The trip within the stellar structure "...can take anywhere from a few thousand to a few million years" (170,000 is awfully definitive and is likely made up), and it starts at the inner limit of the Radiative Zone not inside the core. How long for it to get from the Core to the inner limit of the Radiative Zone? Who knows. C) Sure, let's say it's 8 minutes for the sunlight to get to us though it really takes an average of 8 minutes and 20 seconds, depending on how far the earth is from the sun at any given time. "8 minute" is so definite, and that this is sold as a fact without qualifiers shows a lack of knowledge about the structure of our solar system.

i really wanna try but im scared lol