And in my country they can't even fix a pot hole!

Cute, but where's the candles?

Was the local electric company pi**ed off?

I can't believe no one has said this yet, so, here I go...wait for it...yup!... it's... TA DA!...pigs! in! a! blanket!

And yet "Alpha Males" instead try to gather as many women as possible and disrespect them at every turn...only to be surprised when nobody wants them.

That is adorably goofy.

cuteness overload

the planet sometimes reminds humans how small they are

They can't help but rip them, it's in their genes.

Don't they have different movies? Are the toilets available without buying a ticket? If not, what if someone has to go but doesn't have a Ticket? So many questions

Today years old

Looks like a furry creamsicle.

Crying invites a lot of attention that would put more stress on my mind and heart

luckist man alive

Should have covered his name on the cheque lol

this penguin is more independent than my ex boyfriend

And the sad thing is....the voice we hear on recordings is the same one other people hear when we talk. How do I still have friends?

Many European countries offer free or nearly free university studies. Also, I’m sure students have to apply and be accepted. The title makes it sound like they can just show up. And given the cost of living in Norway, it may still be too expensive for many.

Is it successful? Does the tree often survive this process?

I bet vodka was involved. 🤔

Can confirm, Mondays are terrible. But don't be fooled....Tuesdays are even worse.

This happend to an old guy who had a small kiosk. As children my friends, my brother and I would always go their with our pocket money to get candy after school. The shop was owned by him and his wife. They were a really sweet older couple who loved kids and were always fun and welcoming. They were married for ages before she passed away due to cancer. He managed the shop alone for maybe 4 to 6 weeks. It than closed down. My mom told me he didn't wanted to have the shop on his own. Several years later I found out that he died only a few weeks after her because of his broken heart. He missed her so much that being alive wasn't an option for his body. His house was empty for years before it got sold to another family. I still walk by the building the kiosk was in when I walk my dog. It's such a sad story but they'll stay a part of my childhood memory.

I would live there.

Technicality: Neither atheist nor agnostic are religions. Weed smoker too, though it it probably done religiously.

that explains a lot

Yep, last time someone put a bowl of food in front of me, I leaped straight to their lap and started purring.

😍😍😍

Every BP here, including me.

This needs more background.

Imagine surviving one of the greatest maritime disasters in history, coming back to your country (probably traumatised) and being fired because you didn't die?

Maybe it's just me but this sounds so peaceful

pretty sure that history can be summarised as: Thag hit Grug with club. Grug hit Thag with club.

Some of these are certainly not facts. I don't mind an opinion until someone believes theirs are fact.

Progeria. It's a b***h of disease. Average lifespan for these kiddos is around 13.

What's the possibility the dad wrote this?

My man, on our first date told me, that all his knowledge about women is from this book 😅 and he gave me this one. I laughed hard 😂 We are together for 15 years already 😁

So the ancient aliens stuff IS true! 🤪

Talk about bad decisions.

? I am seeing the dog first before the man.

Is it legal?

Gross.

Provided one of them is a female.

A) not a fact, B) not necessarily true. She may be complaining, she may be looking for advice. How could you generalise something so vague and vast?

But this is an illustration of bones....

When does she find multiple partners in a pride? Isn't there usually only 1 or 2 males?

One hundred *A*nd one?

"Never gonna give you up" is beautiful at all times, though

When this happens a restraining order is normally needed.

I don't want to attract anyone, thank you very much.

Somebody please stop him