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#2

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work If someone is falsely convicted for rape, and later found not guilty and freed, the person who wrongfully testified against them should spend the same time in prison as the wrongfully convicted.

armageddon020 , Chris Carr Report

Final score:

476points

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Shruti Naik 6 years ago

Yes. I support this fully.

128points

#3

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

wandy24 , f0t0b0y Report

Final score:

475points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Oooooh! I like this one! ♥

95points

#4

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Mutant_Llama1 , HTH Photography Report

Final score:

474points

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LittleGrayMouse 6 years ago

Yes, natural selection will solve so many problems.

180points

#5

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A 'none of the above' option in elections. If that option wins, the election is reheald with all new candidates.

burndirt , freakingnews Report

Final score:

404points

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Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

That wouldn't work. Nobody would ever get elected.

120points

#6

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.

Sylvester_Scott , Jasper Daniel Report

Final score:

396points

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Sioux White 6 years ago

I went to the louvre at opening time and went the opposite way rather than dash to the mona Lisa we saw sooo much as every room till we were near Mona Lisa was empty of people

96points

#7

A reality show idea with gay men.

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

SupraBoi95 Report

Final score:

390points

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Beth 6 years ago

I would totally watch that. It sounds brilliant. It would basically be a bunch of straight men trying to out-gay each other. I'd watch the opposite version as well.

184points

#8

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make Stevie Wonder a judge on 'The Voice' so every audition is a true blind audition.

SSAvenger Report

Final score:

372points

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Kristin Connon 6 years ago

This is a fabulous idea. He is an amazing musician, and couldn't care less what the person looks like.

91points

#9

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Next time the United Airlines CEO has a restaurant reservation, allow him to take his seat, then shortly thereafter tell him he must give up his table for restaurant employees and take a later reservation as he has been involuntarily bumped. Film the fit he has and then call the police.

Sewer_Ice , istockphoto Report

Final score:

357points

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Shruti Naik 6 years ago

This would be worth watching!

84points

#10

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A self-driving car made by Google that has an 'I'm feeling lucky' button that would take you to a random location.

willig123 Report

Final score:

304points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

That sounds like fun.

77points

#11

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.

Trayus9 , Lawrence OP Report

Final score:

292points

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anarkzie 6 years ago

Change it from Billionaires to politicians and I would watch it.

14points

#12

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make all the Anti-Vaxxers live together in one community, make them experience first hand what happens when you lose herd immunity.

dienamight , muhammadiqbaldar Report

Final score:

250points

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Sioux White 6 years ago

Could it be like big brother but you get to vote in new people already infected with different diseases

60points

#13

Let's get a team of people in neon green morph suits to break into a news room an harass the weather man. No one at home will have any idea what's happening.

okawei Report

Final score:

247points

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Stille20 6 years ago

That's stupid *zips up green morph suit* excuse me

206points

#14

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Allow children with stupidly-spelled common names (Errika, Stephfanie, Mahrsa, etc) to legally change their parents name to whatever they'd like when they turn 18.

pspetrini Report

Final score:

245points

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Night Gaunt 6 years ago

Worst one I have ever seen was Airwreckah, that kid deserve a free renaming when they turn 18.

7points

#15

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A gym membership where you pay less money the more often you go.

Tr1pleJay Report

Final score:

244points

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Sarah Collier 6 years ago

We have that here actually(RSA) , its a benefit offered by one of the medical aid schemes.

44points

#16

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Since Donald Trump apparently has a serious problem distinguishing "fake" news from real news, The Onion should write a satire piece about how great he is and see if they can get him to retweet it.

nvanprooyen , The Onion Report

Final score:

238points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

I guess he actually would...

58points

#17

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Google switches entirely to the metric system (searches, maps, everything) and the world unifies to that standard in under a year.

HandySamberg , Jen R Report

Final score:

237points

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Debbie Andersson 6 years ago

Can we also have women clothes in one type of measurments instead of hundreds of different ones?

149points

#18

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

AmazingShoes Report

Final score:

236points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

hahahahah.. good one!

46points

#19

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A microwave that goes to YouTube and finds a video the exact length of the time you just typed in and plays it on the microwave door.

QuixoticViking , David Shane Report

Final score:

235points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Depends. I learnt it the hard way that a cup of milk needs only 2 min. *sigh*

54points

#20

Mandatory training for police: They each visit another precinct as a prisoner, can't tell those cops the truth, they experience the other side of things. Other officers never know who's a cop or perp, and the experience will remind officers that we're all human.

Cerulean_Shades Report

Final score:

228points

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SanchaTheSeeker 6 years ago

Yes! Equality

49points

#21

Google should tell you if you're the first person to ever Google something.

istareblankly Report

Final score:

199points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

With all my stupid questions, I would have too many Firsts..

63points

#22

They should have a TV show called "Help, I'm Wasting My Life" where relatively smart, talented people who are doing nothing useful with their skills are given life makeovers and useful jobs.

ThneedSeed Report

Final score:

198points

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Esma Güler 6 years ago

Wonderful idea!

32points

kenef , U.S. Federal Communications Commission Report

#23

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Companies such as Microsoft / Google / Facebook / LinkedIn / Apple / Netflix / Wikipedia / Twitter / etc. should throttle accounts belonging to politicians opposing Net Neutrality to 0.1KB/s for a month.
From tech standpoint - flag their accounts and move them to throttled infrastructure. This way they'll be calling the ISPs who are trying to push net neutrality aside complaining about speeds.

Final score:

195points

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Molly Tallmadge 6 years ago

Hell yes! Screw Trump!

45points

#24

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Instead of showing women ultrasounds before they get an abortion, show them video of children dying from polio, whooping cough, etc. before they decide not to vaccinate.

ryannefromTX , Andrew Malone Report

Final score:

188points

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Kjorn 6 years ago

those people are moron they just don't care. even if their kids dies. for them what they believe it's more important.

33points

#25

Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.

guitarguy109 Report

Final score:

177points

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AT70714 6 years ago

Sounds like a good idea to me.

31points

#26

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make ten movies from the same script, but use ten different directors, cast and crew. Release them all on the same day.

deep_fried_guineapig , Jonathan Report

Final score:

174points

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Daria B 6 years ago

But the film is a sadening bore... 'cause I wrote it ten times or more! It's about to be writ agaaaaain! As I ask you to foooooocus on SAAAAAAAAI-LOOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL, Oh, man! Look at those cave-men go.... ♬♪

42points

#27

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Let's all google "Lesbians on a bicycle" just to confuse google trends.

stroud Report

Final score:

172points

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CelSlade 6 years ago

Done!

86points

#28

An army of twitter bots that reply to every Trump tweet with 'shut up'

soju1 Report

Final score:

171points

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Molly Tallmadge 6 years ago

OMFG YASS

57points

#29

Abolish Leap Day. Instead, every 1000 years have one year with 615 days.

Final score:

170points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

Calculation is correct here.. You can give your upvote to this post and slowly scroll ahead. Thanks.

100points

#30

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.

second_to_fun Report

Final score:

168points

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Pedro Purcino 6 years ago

yelling all the time "YOU ARE NOT GOINNA MAKE IT!"

2points

#31

A movie where Tom Cruise, Terry Crews, and Penelope Cruz stop Ted Cruz from attacking a cruise ship with cruise missles.

Tobacconist Report

Final score:

155points

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Ben Hinman 6 years ago

name of the movie "Cruise Control"

178points

#32

Put kindergardens, kennels and retirement homes in the same building

carljohan1234 Report

Final score:

153points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Kinda bad idea for me. Not saying that I would forget to pick up my kid because I would be in the kennels playing with the dogs but...

113points

#33

A TV show called String Theory where every episode has the same beginning and slowly deviates in a unique way.

AlisterDX Report

Final score:

153points

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D.S. Watson 6 years ago

I would watch the s**t out of this.

66points

#34

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Give youtube comments % of video watched next to them

yourenotmydad , MLG Highlights Report

Final score:

150points

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img 6 years ago

Yeah! Great idea

45points

#35

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Vatican City should have an untrained Olympic Team that rely solely on prayers to win.

nilslorand Report

Final score:

147points

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So_cat Socrate 6 years ago

I don't know what's the equivalence in english, but in french we have a proverb saying : "Aide toi et le ciel t'aidera", It means if you don't make any effort to reach your goals, don't expect any answer to your prayers ;)

72points

#36

Write a book called How to Fix a Wonky Table. All the pages are blank, except for the first one that says: put this under one of the legs. It will have perforated pages they can be ripped out to fit any table.

Wyatt1710 Report

Final score:

146points

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Kat_girl 6 years ago

That is smart!!!

22points

#37

Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.

Ro11ingThund3r Report

Final score:

141points

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Daria B 6 years ago

There are similar TV shows. Just not all one-hit-wonders ...

17points

#38

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Start a band named Torrent and name your subsequent albums Seed, Leech, Kickass, Client, etc, and watch people struggle to pirate your music.

JG_92 , The Zender Agenda Report

Final score:

133points

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Dara 6 years ago

Well, that's evil. I loved it.

39points

#39

Google's Self Driving Car should have an incognito mode where it tints all your windows.

awesomejim123 Report

Final score:

132points

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SanchaTheSeeker 6 years ago

Why isn't this heaps higher???

36points

#40

Bring back The Joy of Painting, with Terry Crews as the host.

justhereforhides Report

Final score:

130points

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Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

This is the best idea so far.

25points

#41

A videogame which seems like a kiddy adventure game, as long as you follow the linear path the story has set you. The more you deviate from the main storyline path, the more unsettling, creepy, and horrific the game gets.

night-addict Report

Final score:

128points

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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 6 years ago

I love this idea, I would totally play that game.

48points

#42

Start a western themed bar, where the music stops randomly when the door opens, so that everyone can turn around and look at who entered and then go back to their drinks.

cold08 Report

Final score:

124points

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Jenny Lorenz 6 years ago

And the doors are swinging saloon doors.

39points

#43

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you'll be wearing a completely different color.

TheLimewedge , Whoisnotwo Report

Final score:

119points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

There was a Bored Panda post a few weeks ago where someone claimed to have done exactly that. And this photo or one very similar was used to illustrate...

75points

thesnakeinyourboot Report

#44

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.

Final score:

115points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

I'd suggest you get your money back, when you flush properly and keep the stall clean.

92points

#45

If wiki needs money so badly they should shut down for a couple days and scare everyone into donating.

pm_me_hairy_men Report

Final score:

114points

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#46

Donate 1000 shirts with your face on it to your Goodwill and see how long it takes to see a person wearing one in public

SnicklefritzSkad Report

Final score:

111points

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Stille20 6 years ago

If you do it in your area, you'll see one pretty quick. Up the challenge. Donate them when you are traveling. A photo of you in that location. Then you'll know where it is from....also a website on the back so people can report sightings or actually owning the shirt ... sorry, I got out of control

120points

#47

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work One T.V. show that is split into two shows, that air at the same-exact-time showing the perspectives of the "Bad Guy" and the "Good Guy" - but each show portrays their characters as "The Good Guy."

JaySavvy , kpirat Report

Final score:

110points

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img 6 years ago

And I'd be the confused guy

90points

#48

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Guinness World Records should create a record called "Person Who Spent The Most Money To Buy This World Record", and then let rich narcissists give them millions for the title.

TheWayOfTheWood Report

Final score:

110points

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Mary Ballard-Johansson 6 years ago

As long as Guinness then gives it to a (or several) charity(ies)

55points

#49

an app that keeps track of songs that you skip the most and suggest that you delete them at the end of every week.

praisedalord1 Report

Final score:

106points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

That's a great idea and I am guessing pretty doable.

43points

#50

The US must have two Presidents at all times (one democrat, one republican). They share a bunk bed in the white house.

West-Korea Report

Final score:

105points

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Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Sounds like it would a fun comedy show.

55points

#51

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Write into your will that you want to be cremated. Before you die, swallow as many popcorn kernals as you can.

OctagonCosplay , Genie Alisa Report

Final score:

98points

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Ehren Thomsen 6 years ago

Sadly, the mortician would remove all of them when preparing you.

41points

#52

Let people donate blood instead of paying small fines like parking tickets.

Vanq86 Report

Final score:

97points

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Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

Blood Money

55points

#53

After a government shutdown all active members of congress should be ineligible for reelection.

PBR_Sheetz Report

Final score:

96points

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Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

But eligible for prison.

41points

#54

Slip a resignation letter on Donald Trump's desk with the words "Executive Order" at the top; see his response when he signs it.

mountinlodge Report

Final score:

93points

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CelSlade 6 years ago

XD

10points

#55

An app that shows you what your body will look like in two months time of working out. Every time you skip a workout the image of you gets less and less fit.

mcheisenburglar Report

Final score:

89points

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Stille20 6 years ago

Ha ha, at certain points I would be like, "yea, I can live with that"

45points

#56

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 so that when someone asks for password you can just tell them it's 12345678.

wwchopper , eltpics Report

Final score:

86points

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Steve 6 years ago

"Password invalid. It must contain no more than 8 characters, include at least one upper case letter, one lower case letter, one symbol, one number, no more than two consecutive characters, nothing that you've used before, and you have to do this whilst solving this textbook of algebra challenges and standing on your head."

119points

#57

Hire a group of attractive males and females to roam individually around the city. Their job is to smile, make eye contact with, and complement strangers in order to increase morale and general mental well being.

reddit Report

Final score:

86points

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D.S. Watson 6 years ago

The females would need a partner for protection.

17points

#58

Pay prisons by the time ex-inmates stay crime-free after release

1zock Report

Final score:

84points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Mmmh.... Better spend those taxes on a sistem where there are less criminals made in the first place.

9points

#59

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Seeing as the 1% have nearly everything, lets just give them all the money, and start a new currency and they're not allowed any.

BridgeHammer , Getty Images Report

Final score:

82points

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Mr.Fly 6 years ago

Umm... Will that work?

22points

#60

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work 101 Dalmatians, but its in binary so there's really only 5.

Mutant_Llama1 Report

Final score:

79points

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Molly Tallmadge 6 years ago

Clever!

14points

#61

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make a new law that says if after the pizza man tells you, "Enjoy the pizza" you respond with "you too" the pizza man can grab a slice of your pizza.

Modki Report

Final score:

74points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Happened to a friend of mine,she was so embarased after she told the pizza guy "you too " that she offered him a slice xD

48points

#62

I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.

xlShadylx Report

Final score:

73points

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BoopityBooptiyBooper 6 years ago

And you could use them as something to distract yourself with of you're in traffic and your phone's dead and you forgot your charger

5points

#63

Power wash the Statue of Liberty to return it back to it's original copper color

PocketKittens Report

Final score:

71points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Make Trump clean it with a toothbrush.

127points

#64

Create an app called Bros Worldwide. It's like a dating site but for finding some bros to chill with when you travel. If you are at home and bored you fire up the app and see if any foreign tourists are in your town that want to get drunk and party with the locals.

YPG-Got-Raqqa Report

Final score:

70points

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CelSlade 6 years ago

good idea actually! Until you get mugged...

47points

#65

Can't think of the title of a song? Perform the song yourself and release it as your own. Wait a few weeks until you get sued by the artist; they'll say the name of the song in the lawsuit.

Hipp013 Report

Final score:

69points

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Pull King 6 years ago

LIFEHACKS WITH HIPP013

35points

#66

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.

ChrisTaliaferro , whatleydude Report

Final score:

68points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

Well, that's kinda random :D

29points

#67

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Start a peanut butter company named Gif, wait for the inevitable lawsuit, let a court of law decide the pronunciation once and for all.

Cyno01 , Like_the_Grand_Canyon Report

Final score:

67points

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Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

According to the person who invented the GIF format (Steve Wilhite), it is pronounced Jif.

40points

#68

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Increase the legal cigarette purchasing age by 1 each year. Current smokers would be able to continue, but in 100 years time, there will be no more smokers.

Casanovax Report

Final score:

67points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

That wouldn't work at all. There are so many smoker in Germany, that are under age already.

27points

#69

Make a Batman movie but don't announce the name of the actor playing Bruce Wayne. Then the audience will be exactly like the people of Gotham.

tcalhoon Report

Final score:

65points

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That One Feminist 6 years ago

So, the credits would say, "Bruce Wayne/Batman: That one guy who plays Bruce Wayne/Batman in this movie"?

18points

#70

Everyone should search on Whitehouse.gov for 'tiny hands' so that it shows up as the top rated search.

f0li Report

Final score:

64points

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CelSlade 6 years ago

done!

26points

Khromulabobulation Report

#71

A place called The "Coffee" Shop that serves alcohol in coffee cups, and everyone just pretends it's a normal coffee shop even though they're totally wasted.

Final score:

64points

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Toots 6 years ago

Kinda like Christmas with my family!

50points

#72

Taken 3. Set in a Buddhist monastery. Having found his daughter and wife in the previous movies, Liam Neeson embarks on an existential journey... to find himself.

irondeepbicycle Report

Final score:

63points

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Stille20 6 years ago

I don't know who you are, but I will find you ...and give you inner piece

57points

#73

We all join ISIS so there isn't anyone left for them to attack. Then we dismantle it from the inside.

TigrastiSmooth Report

Final score:

61points

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JustSomeone1 6 years ago

Can I meet this person. This is soooo smart

24points

#74

A bed that gradually angles itself so that by the time you have to be awake, you're already standing. Sleep any longer and it makes you fall on your face.

UncreativeTeam Report

Final score:

61points

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KatJ 6 years ago

Imagine if went wrong, you'd end up as a pancake on the opposite wall :P

38points

#75

Reverse Breaking Bad. A TV show where a ruthless drug dealer slowly becomes a mild mannered school teacher over the course of 5 seasons.

Wyatt1710 Report

Final score:

60points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Also his health gets better the less meth he cooks.

41points

#76

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work The US should invade the US, setup a framework for Democracy, and rebuild infrastructure.

reddit , alister Report

Final score:

55points

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TC 6 years ago

Whenever the USA invade a country the situation becomes even worse once they leave...

28points

#77

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Netflix should make a show called "your life" and when I click on it I can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone

Nico_LaBras , Maik Meid Report

Final score:

54points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

In my case: The most boring show EVER!

42points

#78

An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.

Wahzuhbee Report

Final score:

54points

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TC 6 years ago

Or you mean when the closer a sex offender gets to you?

27points

#79

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Every four years elect an actor to play the president in all movies and TV shows.

stolen_loom , Dana Edelson Report

Final score:

54points

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Perry Swift 6 years ago

Baldwin should feel sad about how convincing he is as Trump.

20points

#80

Make a handy guide of Democratic and Republican talking points so instead of having a big argument, you could just say, "#4" and the other person could say, "#8 contradicts that" and we'd save time because no one is going to change their f*cking mind anyway.

Warlizard Report

Final score:

54points

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Master Markus 6 years ago

Or make the government not so s****y.

14points

#81

We should start using "digital penetration" as a term for hacking until it becomes so popular that Fox News and CNN are saying it on-air.

mharrizone Report

Final score:

54points

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Mark Erwin 6 years ago

Still not a good use of the word 'penetration'. Hahahaha

17points

#82

If your last name is Mann, name all your kids Spider, Super, Bat, Iron, etc. Name the youngest Hugh.

Coffee-Anon Report

Final score:

53points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

Punjabi ppl do have this Last name. But the pronunciation of it is like a Caribbean guy saying "Man".

17points

#83

Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.

Ballistrophobia Report

Final score:

53points

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Nikki D 6 years ago

This is pretty funny and I bet Ryan Reynolds would love it.

20points

#84

Get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellent job driving." Then you can cut people off and they won't know what to do.

Final score:

52points

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Marnee DeRider 6 years ago

Ha ha!! What kind of a brilliant mind could think up something so hilarious? I don't have that gene.

6points

#85

A porn video where a woman orders a pizza, pays with money. Then She has a plumber come, fix her faucet, get paid with money, then leaves. After many such psych-outs, she finally goes to bed and has sex with her loving husband.

Mutant_Llama1 Report

Final score:

51points

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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Plot twist: her husband is a responsable multi jobs guy,(pizza guy and plumber and the others) who first gets the jobs done and after that he gets the JOB done.

46points

#86

Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.

Mr_Papayahead Report

Final score:

51points

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CelSlade 6 years ago

Then have the Host say 'actually...' before correcting minute details in the contestant's answers.

20points

#87

Everyone just ignore Donald Trump for the next four years. Like he's not even there. Ignore him and wait it out.

CpGrover Report

Final score:

51points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

Donald who?

67points

#88

Make texting vibration patterns be morse code of the contact's initials, so you learn morse code over time and have an immediate idea of who texted you

jaaroo Report

Final score:

50points

POST

Ephraim Bane 6 years ago

Iphones actually have something like this where you can set a custom vibrate pattern for each contact.

13points

#89

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work The price of movies should be variable based on demand (like stock). e.g.: King Arthur is flopping? Tickets are $2.99.

zcgk Report

Final score:

47points

POST

Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

It could actually help movies who are doing badly. Better get a lot of people to watch for less than nobody go because it's too expensive. And for the theaters it's definitely better, since they earn more by selling popcorn and soda than actual tickets.

30points

#90

A Matrix Prequel where Neo keeps choosing the blue pill over and over again and Morpheus keeps going back with a new argument for the red pill.

Billebill Report

Final score:

47points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Until he gets tired and makes him choose the red pill and the red pill. Plot twist: one is cherry flavored and one is strawberry.

21points

#91

Make a beer callled "Responsibly" and market it with the slogan "Drink Responsibly"

B00617825 Report

Final score:

47points

POST

James Naron 6 years ago

Genius! Every beer ad becomes an ad for your beer.

14points

#92

Call a pest control place and say your attic is filled with bats, but instead fill your attic with Baseball Bats. also im drunk.

The_Glen_Wolf Report

Final score:

46points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

TGFbro made this on youtube. They called a plumber for a leak in the kitchen, on the floor. The plumber got there, only to discover a vegetable on the kitchen floor. Guess what it was.

15points

#93

Create a gym for only fat people. It's a safe space and they can feel comfortable there. When thy lose enough weight or their BMI drops to a certain level their membership is canceled.

Badmoterfinger Report

Final score:

46points

POST

mbergen 6 years ago

Then we would need to define 'fat people'. Not an argument I'd want to have.

38points

#94

Domino's should sell rectangular pizzas that look like dominoes

new-username-2017 Report

Final score:

46points

POST

Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

Pizzas should be square to fill the pizza box

20points

#95

We should all start using Myspace again, out of nowhere.

Let’s get real: Facebook kinda sucks.

Why not MySpace?

It has retro nostalgia value.

It’s owned by Justin Timberlake, the pop prince of the 2000s.

It could function as a much-needed alternative to Facebook (eww).

And wouldn’t it be hilarious if all of a sudden, out of nowhere, in 2017, people were suddenly using Myspace again?

No one would ever see it coming.

photonasty Report

Final score:

43points

POST

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Wait. JT owns MySpace?

19points

#96

Now that our search history is for sale we should crowd fund and buy politicians web histories and post them publicly.
My thought is they always claim they have nothing to hide so let's post everything.

Sprunt2 Report

Final score:

41points

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Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

This whole idea that you have nothing to hide unless you did something wrong is just silly, though. Having an embarrassing fetish and rather questionable taste in music isn't wrong, but you still wouldn't want everybody you meet to know. Would you be comfortable with your coworkers all knowing what kind of things you Google at 3am?

36points

#97

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work mystery plane tickets where everyone boards the plane and then theres rounds of voting as to what the destination will be

ghroat , Naoya Wada Report

Final score:

41points

POST

Lara B. 6 years ago

That could be fun :)

23points

#98

Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.

mister_atoms , rawpixel Report

Final score:

40points

POST

Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

Sexy bank themed dialogues... Hmmm... "Are you a fixed deposit because I have interest in you"... "Are you a locker because I want to put MY VALUABLES in there".

12points

#99

Make a documentary series called "The War, on Drugs" where college professors of 20th century history discuss WWI while smoking weed, dropping acid, and eating shrooms.

orthag Report

Final score:

40points

POST

Hannah Blakey 6 years ago

Drunk History 2.0

15points

#100

Don't put party affiliation on voting ballots, that way people have to actually pay the minimum amount of attention when deciding who to vote for.

Disproves Report

Final score:

38points

POST

Summer Woodsong 6 years ago

Actually....... that's sort of a genius idea.

11points

#101

Kanye should host a event to raise Dyslexia awareness in Kenya

Spaceship_Africa Report

Final score:

38points

POST

Phillip Moderow 6 years ago

I had to slog through 213 crazy ideas to get to THIS ?! Worth it.

18points

#102

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Have a football game announced by a man whose entire life savings is riding on the game.

Esp83 Report

Final score:

37points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 6 years ago

I feel sorry for this person

17points

#103

Netflix should buy a large movie theater chain. Rename it Netflix. Free admission for Netflix subscribers, otherwise tickets are $5. Popcorn and Soda sold at cost.

thenewyorkgod Report

Final score:

37points

POST

Ellis 6 years ago

They should sell food too and market it as “Netflix & Chili”

3points

#104

Allow men to donate their nipples to women who've damaged theirs. Male nipples now have a purpose.

ValleDaFighta Report

Final score:

35points

POST

Kjorn 6 years ago

ouch!

13points

#105

Release a breakthrough "autism free" vaccine and market it to anti-vaxxers. Make them exactly the same as current vaccines of course, because it's not like anti-vaxxers would know the difference. Everyone else just shuts up and goes with it, and the whole world gets vaccinated.

megamanz7777 Report

Final score:

35points

POST

Zenozenobee 6 years ago

Andrew Wakefield should be charged with crime against humanity. And those anti-vaxxers... beside the obvious stupidity of their position, they should try another excuse. Each time they use the "autisme card" what they trully say is "I'd rather have a dead kid than a living kid with autism". This is an insult to every person living with autism.

42points

#106

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Every year, the richest person in America is declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

platipenguin , Mark O' Cúlar Report

Final score:

34points

POST

Xiaolaohu 6 years ago

Wouldn't that be bill gates? He already donates quite a bit?

17points

#107

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Joggr. An Uber like app that allows joggers to drive you home from the bar, then jog home.
Think about it, If you're plastered and you want to get home in your car. Order a Joggr to drive you home who can then get a night time jog in as they run home, or back to the bar for another job that night. It's a win win situation.

HesusInTheHouse , Tc7 Report

Final score:

34points

POST

Ellis 6 years ago

There’s Rent-A-Bob (bob = designated driver) in The Netherlands, where someone drives you home in your car and someone else picks them up to take your bob/driver home

4points

#108

Announce Ryan Reynolds has dropped out of the "Deadpool" sequel (following the director), 3 days later announce the new actor cast in his place, Brian Ronalds (Ryan Reynolds with a cheap fake mustache). Keep up the charade for the entirety of the marketing, and have the mustache appear in the movie.

steven421 Report

Final score:

34points

POST

Asterisk 6 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeee

7points

#109

Have Alexa respond to random laughter with laughter of her own.

acrowsmurder Report

Final score:

34points

POST

CelSlade 6 years ago

Yes... but make it super creepy laughter

25points

#110

Show a newborn duckling a mirror so that it thinks it is it's own mother and proceeds to take over the world because it knows no limits

iacon225 Report

Final score:

34points

POST

HappyLilHobbit 6 years ago

the ducks will rule. the ducks will overcome. the ducks will take over the world.

18points

I_punish_bad_girls Report

#111

A televised snowball fight where both teams consist of MLB pitchers.

Final score:

33points

POST

RacconLifeGirlie 6 years ago

Who knew snow could hurt so much

14points

#112

Attach sensors to every car that determine the exact weight of bugs killed while driving. Add up the score at years end and announce the winner on TV. Since bats also kill an impressive amount of bugs, the winner is dubbed Batman and can legally conduct vigilante justice until the next year.

Shifty_Drifter Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

... that got really weird...

41points

#113

A waterpark for adults only. More extreme slides. A wave pool that has huge waves. Alcohol everywhere. And a normal lazy river.

JUMANGISBACK24 Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Zenozenobee 6 years ago

Oh, my companion had the same idea about the amusement park we soemtimes get our kids. You know big slides, inflatable castles, trampolines, huge plastic bricks to build walls to hide behind while throwing foam ball to the other players, mazes made of nets, scales and foam rolls...

9points

#114

Real life "community challenges". Ex. Plant 500 million trees by next Sunday and everyone pays 2% less in taxes.

Eddie5pi Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Rory August 6 years ago

Elect 100% less a**holes, and we all get a better country!

37points

#115

A museum for dogs featuring rare and fascinating odors from around the world.

TastySpice Report

Final score:

33points

POST

My O My 6 years ago

😂 and there will be free drinks and sittingplaces for the owners

8points

#116

Jimmy Johns should randomly deliver a sub once in a while to someone and say "We're so fast, we got your sandwich here before you even knew you wanted one!"

justblaze5687 Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Where do input my delivery address?

17points

#117

Make Mewtwo available in Pokemon Go for one hour only, at Wal-Mart, on the morning of Black Friday

TBPJMR Report

Final score:

32points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

pure evil. I love it.

27points

#118

Gordon Ramsay should do a series in which he cooks recipes from the Internet, and tries them.

spacedidi Report

Final score:

32points

POST

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

I would watch it. Or just have him watch the how to videos and he judges the techniques.

11points

#119

Hire two hit men to kill each other. Hire the winner and another hit man to kill each other. Repeat until you have found the world's greatest hit man.

BlaK_HawK Report

Final score:

31points

POST

HappyLilHobbit 6 years ago

why does this sound like the Hunger Games

38points

#120

A hamster ball filled with water so your pet octopus can walk around the house

chindogubot Report

Final score:

31points

POST

Asterisk 6 years ago

Ye but watt

14points

#121

Overpay your last student loan payment by $25 so that you have an excuse to call the student loan office and demand they give YOUR money back every day for the next 5 years.

braininabox Report

Final score:

30points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Yes, because I have not had enough of them for the last 5 years, I would punish myself to hear them for another 5, from my own will.

9points

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/790ntj/a_dryer_that_uses_your_lindt_to_make_wool_like/ Report

#122

A dryer that uses your lindt to make wool (like) socks. Once it has enough material it'll just add a sock to your load

Final score:

30points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

I'm just going to "knit-pick" and point out that if Lindt is used, it would turn out a chocolatey mess...

9points

#123

Challenge all White Nationalists and Neo Nazis to fight each other to the death for title of Whitest, Neoest Nazi

kindofextra Report

Final score:

30points

POST

Coralie Gerard 6 years ago

I like how you think, let them self destruct

9points

#124

Publish your browsing data as a book, so ISPs would be infringing your copyright by selling your browsing data.

DocRockulus Report

Final score:

29points

POST

Maualo Velflo 6 years ago

How would you know they sold it?

3points

#125

Subway should create a subsidiary called Domway where they tell you what kind of sandwich you're going to eat.

ReachTheSky Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Genius! Buahahaha

3points

#126

In four years when Tokyo has the Olympics, they should have Godzilla light the final Olympic Flame.

Minifig81 Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Phillip Moderow 6 years ago

Then all he'd have to do is BREATHE on it !

9points

#127

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Randomly message old friends on Facebook, not because you want to sell them a pyramid scheme, but because you actually care about how they're doing.

GoForBrok3 , Thought Catalog Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Thegreatcountryofverden 6 years ago

Aw, how thoughtful!

5points

#128

Netflix should have a "Least Popular" category, so that people can either A: watch movies nobody's seen, or B. watch movies that they kinda feel sorry for.

pogue23 Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Alice Galipo 6 years ago

Yes, please!

7points

#129

Take a girl on a first date to couples counseling.

Jaxmus Report

Final score:

27points

POST

Maualo Velflo 6 years ago

Sounds like fun

7points

#130

Have a medieval-fantasy tv show (like Game of Thrones), but everyone in that fantasy world has smartphones and texting. There should be no explanation why the technology exists, and it won't be a comedy. Just a serious dramatic story with knights and kings and everything, but with smartphones.

Fretzo Report

Final score:

27points

POST

Robert Morson 6 years ago

I would watch that. If it was really serious.

14points

#131

Have the current president attempt to pass the Presidential Physical Fitness Test.

Report

Final score:

26points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

And also “Punt, Pass, and Kick”

5points

#132

Walk around in public wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat and a "Black Lives Matter" T-Shirt and just see what happens.

shadowrangerfs Report

Final score:

26points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

get beaten by the people wrongfully called "imigrants " by trump and by neonazists?

9points

#133

An airhorn that looks like a Febreze can do you'll always know when someone poops at your house.

KhrysKrypto Report

Final score:

26points

POST

D.S. Watson 6 years ago

I don't actually want to know.

17points

Supermagicalcookie Report

#134

PM the constitution to each other so the NSA will read it.

Final score:

26points

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

But that doesn't mean the president or his cabinet will!

2points

#135

A TV show called "Pilot", where every episode is a different setting and plot with the same actors every time.

TehZems Report

Final score:

26points

POST

Beth 6 years ago

I think Stephen King does that with his movies.

15points

#136

Delete any post that gets more than 2000 upvotes on /r/mildlyinteresting, since it is too interesting.

filiptd Report

Final score:

25points

POST

Molly Tallmadge 6 years ago

Haha! Yes...

6points

#137

Prank people who have just come out of a coma. Get the doctors to dress like confederate soldiers. Dress an old lady in American 1862 garb and have her claim to be the patients wife. Explain- "you were hit by cannon fire in March 1861"

Chasbrad Report

Final score:

25points

POST

Dave “DodgyMerchant” Thompson 6 years ago

Do it to drunk students on spring break

4points

#138

A new video game where you play someone with no skills and no weapons. The object is to get killed as fast as possible while a heavily armed badass tries to protect you. Call it "Escort Mission"

Friedsunshine Report

Final score:

25points

POST

Shari H 6 years ago

I could totally win this. I died in Ark 4 times in 15 minutes last weekend; damned level 4 Compys!

6points

#139

Obama hosts the next season of The Apprentice

Abe__LinkedIn Report

Final score:

24points

POST

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Trump would flip his top. Let's do it.

8points

#140

Shut down the /r/conspiracy sub. Give no explanation.

zachbarnett Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Amy John 6 years ago

What is this conspiracy to be.... EVIL

8points

#141

To Disney - Don’t release any trailers or details for Star Wars episode 9, just have blank posters that say Star Wars episode 9 on posters and have 30 second long silent commercials that only say Star Wars episode 9, nothing else.

MainAcc123 Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Lara B. 6 years ago

Why exactly?

10points

#142

A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.

1b1d Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Well, good morning to you too, Satan.

62points

captainmagictrousers Report

#143

"Topless & Wet", a smoothie bar where none of the blenders have lids.

Final score:

23points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

And that kids it's the best example of Plot Twist.

13points

#144

Bad driver laser tagging: if a driver gets tagged by more than 5 other drivers in an hour, their car is slowed down and morphed into a penis themed PT Cruiser for the rest of the day. Also, car morphing. That needs to be a thing first.

Shifty_Drifter Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Thegreatcountryofverden 6 years ago

Huehuehuehuehue.

5points

#145

A website to match up your upvotes with other people to find your closest match based on similar votes

CherryLax Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Rory August 6 years ago

This is an episode of Black Mirror

9points

#146

Netflix should cast Danny DeVito as Frank Underwood in season 5 of House of Cards and not acknowledge the change

pickledhoney Report

Final score:

23points

POST

#147

You know how "Christian rock" is a genre? We should totally make Muslim rap into its own genre and have a music festival called "I-Slam".

ReclaimerSpirit Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Red Ruffensor 6 years ago

I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!

9points

#148

How to win the war on drugs: Legalize all drugs then require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

Lady_of_Shadows Report

Final score:

22points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

Your drug order will be delivered on January 5, 2028 between the hours of 2 AM and 10 PM

13points

#149

It's been 10 years since "To Catch a Predator". Make a Hollywood celebrity special.

Yatta79 Report

Final score:

21points

POST

#150

Make Betsy DeVos go through every grade of public school, Billy Madison style.

Shortcake725 Report

Final score:

21points

POST

Nicki Knoll 6 years ago

In an underprivileged school....

17points

#151

Go to a gloryhole and push carrots and cucumbers through the opening. Refuse to leave saying, "no dessert until you finish your vegetables".

Bearowolf Report

Final score:

21points

POST

My O My 6 years ago

Can't stop loughing

1point

#152

Find a Bible, replace all instances of the word 'Father' with 'Daddy'

imapieceofshitAMA Report

Final score:

21points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Kids would love it.

4points

ProbablyNotYourSon Report

#153

If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.

Final score:

20points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Do you wanna get your finger cut? 'cause that's how you get your finger cut.

12points

#154

Put a "The Art of the Deal" sleeve on a "Fire and Fury" book. Take the book to a Trump event and get it autographed by Trump.

OffDutyOp Report

Final score:

20points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Ok, that's actually funny.

4points

the_y_of_the_tiger Report

#155

Give inner city gang members free paintball guns and paintballs and see if they'll agree to use them for a month instead of real guns, and respect the results as if they were real.

Final score:

20points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Think of the cool graffiti

5points

#156

Have Kevin Bacon represent ham and John Hamm represent bacon in a debate on which is the better preserved meat.

sjora Report

Final score:

20points

POST

TheReader19 6 years ago

There is no point to this idea, but I like it

5points

#157

A house buying show where the buyers are millennials and they can't afford any of the houses

fireflyemperor Report

Final score:

19points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 6 years ago

That's hilarious but I would feel embarrassed

6points

#158

An app where whenever you come into proximity with another user of the app it plays the Seinfeld theme and you both just pretend you're in a sitcom.

mikewachowski Report

Final score:

19points

POST

#159

Turn the concept of 'ELI5' into a game-show: contestants attempt to explain complex ideas to an actual five-year-old, then the kid attempts to explain those concept to a panel of judges, who eliminate contestants based on how well their kid explained the concept that they were taught.

Whind_Soull Report

Final score:

19points

POST

Mimi Mendelson 6 years ago

I would sooo watch that!

2points

#160

Bill Gates should create a political party and hire some nobody to become president to prove that money buys elections.

Nowin Report

Final score:

19points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

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#161

If you can buy politicians, why not have a crowd funding to buy them for the interests of the people?

daestos Report

Final score:

19points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

... You can contribute to most politicians online. Obama used grass roots /crowd source fundraising.

2points

#162

Start pronouncing "Popeyes" as "Pope-yes" and see how long it takes to catch on.

Alcheman Report

Final score:

18points

POST

JustABobcat 6 years ago

I already do this and also claim that the Catholic Church secretly owns that chain of chicken restaurants which is where the name "Popeyes/Pope-Yes" came from.

6points

#163

Hold a 5k race for Julian Assange doppelgängers and have it start at the Ecuadorian embassy.

JF_Queeny Report

Final score:

18points

POST

CelSlade 6 years ago

XD

3points

#164

Walk into a bank and request a $10,000,000 loan for the purpose of opening a competing bank.

Kyrie_Da_God Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Ciara McMurdo-Farr 6 years ago

love it

5points

#165

Prescription windows. For when you want to look out a window without wearing your glasses.

Daderklash Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

Prescription Windshield so you don't need to wear driving glasses.

23points

AfricansInOveralls Report

#166

Name your daughter lizard so people call her Liz for short and when people ask her "what's your name?" she has to say "Liz." Then They'll say "oh is that short for Elizabeth" and she'll have to say "No it's short for lizard."

Final score:

17points

POST

maranda davis 6 years ago

can i legally change my name to lizard now

3points

#167

A Romeo and Juliet parody where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship.

dem_yoga_pants Report

Final score:

16points

POST

Quinn Enestvedt 6 years ago

Ummmm I don't understand the terms. Help?

2points

EffectiveAltruismYo Report

#168

Olympic Games with random people from each country so everyone has a reason to stay fit in case they get picked.

Final score:

16points

POST

Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

Being fit and being able to play an specific sport have nothing to do with each other, though.

8points

#169

Pick a stranger and follow them around all day. If confronted, explain you're not stalking them, you're just practicing stalking someone else and want to make sure you do it right.

jonnyopinion Report

Final score:

16points

POST

Coralie Gerard 6 years ago

that is a really really bad idea

13points

supernatural_skeptic Report

#170

Make marriage licenses expire every 10 years, allowing couples to nullify their unions through apathy rather than divorce.

Final score:

15points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.... at least for 10 years.. then all bets are off. Hope you're not having a bad day the day when your license expires.

8points

#171

Do an episode of Drunk History, except its the history of Middle Earth. Narrated by Drunk Stephen Colbert

Falcon_Kick Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Katie Jamberri Nails 6 years ago

I'd watch that.

6points

#172

Google should buy McAfee, kill the brand and release a final version that completely uninstalls itself.

orthag Report

Final score:

15points

POST

GigaJolt 6 years ago

I agree to the terms of service

2points

#173

A microwave that counts down in milliseconds, then ranks you in an online scoreboard based on how close to zero you can stop it

say592 Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Asterisk 6 years ago

Yeee

2points

#174

Put a sign up in town stating a $200,000 reward for lost dog that doesn't exist, watch people go nuts.

Final score:

15points

POST

TheReader19 6 years ago

Laughing till I'm crying

3points

#175

Rather than get in shape for your partner, keep the lights off and feel the shape of each other's bodies with sonar, clicking and shrieking in the dark.

Sweetmilk_ Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

I giggled.

6points

#176

Start a legitimate business that sells electronics. Sell everything for one cent. Go to Best Buy and buy the stuff that you sell, using price matching.

mattjawad Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Phillip Moderow 6 years ago

SOMEone got into the cooking sherry.

14points

#177

"Don't Get Polio!" A reality show where anti-vaccine families live on an island infested with various infectious diseases. Hosted by Jenny McCarthy.

pcrawford46 Report

Final score:

13points

POST

Christopher Dixon 5 years ago

Singled Out 2.0

0points

#178

Slowly replace all of the posts in /r/history with posts about truckers and pawn shops

Orc762 Report

Final score:

13points

POST

Robert Morson 6 years ago

Why?

3points

#179

Send James Franco and Seth Rogen to North Korea to formally apologize for the Interview, and then have them actually assassinate Kim Jong Un.

Rdub Report

Final score:

13points

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

I think you'd have to kill a lot more people than just the one guy.

1point

#180

We should coin the word "HƧUꟼ" and it's meaning will be pull. That way when you write PUSH on one side of a glass door, the other side will read "HƧUꟼ" which means pull.

HortenWho229 Report

Final score:

13points

POST

jetmastergames 6 years ago

why is this not higher?

6points

#181

Have 25 kids and name them alphabetically A thru Z, but skip M. If they ever ask about it, suspiciously avoid the question each time.

Final score:

12points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

One does not simply avoids the question "why in the name of everything you're having 25 KIDS?! "

15points

#182

Amazon creates a virtual reality online shopping experience, where you're in a white room like in the matrix, then you can say "I need *item* ... lots of *item*" and then isles come racing past showing all of the items you can buy. Then you place the items in your virtual shopping cart and check out.

DXIFF Report

Final score:

12points

POST

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Way back when, it was believed SecondLife would be that. There were corporations with business presence there. It fizzled. World is not ready. But.. if Amazon were to attempt, specially now with the Oculus Rift...

1point

#183

The DNC and RNC should allow one speaker from the opposing party to speak at their Convention.

WJSlugger Report

Final score:

12points

POST

#184

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Once a President leaves office, they should be sent to prison for life. That way, only the most selfless & dedicated people try to get elected.

timewarp91589 Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Saint Jimmy 2 years ago

No, have it so they have to go into witness protection for a year which is a real hassle but won't hurt you the way jail will

1point

#185

Have a spouse debate, see Bill Clinton take on Melania Trump

justhereforhides Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Phillip Moderow 6 years ago

First question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife ?"

2points

#186

A Communist themed casino where someone who wins a jackpot has to split the winnings equally with every other patron in the casino.

HugoFuguzev Report

Final score:

11points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago

I recommend you study what Communism is.

23points

#187

The Utah Jazz and the New Orleans Saints should switch names in the worlds first inter-sport trade agreement.

sweaterdresses Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

I believe the Jazz used to be in New Orleans.

3points

whoisstewiegriffin Report

#188

Someone should edit George Carlin's famous 7 Dirty Words skit and replace them with the CDC banned list of "diversity," "fetus," "transgender," "vulnerable," "entitlement," "science-based" and "evidence-based."

Final score:

11points

POST

Nikki D 6 years ago

The centers for disease control have banned words??

5points

#189

Cast Danny Devito as the next Peter Pan. Change nothing within the story.

matike Report

Final score:

10points

POST

TheReader19 6 years ago

This makes no sense, however; lets go with it

1point

#190

Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into pretty much anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.

LuckyGreenLizard Report

Final score:

10points

POST

Kristyn Schulz 6 years ago

unless your a girl then you'd just get gawked at!

5points

#191

The next Anchorman movie should be about Ron running for office and winning. The gang becomes his cabinet.

pinguin_ink Report

Final score:

10points

POST

jetmastergames 6 years ago

YES

1point

#192

In order to legally change your name, you must find someone with that name who is willing to trade with you.

arrowhood Report

Final score:

8points

POST

Zenozenobee 6 years ago

What if your name is Clitorine Fart or Jesus Condom? I think most people who want to change their name have "stupid" names and one would like to trade their name to a stupid one... ;p

3points

#193

Start a religious movement that believes God is angry with us for polluting and will punish us with God-made climate change

alephnaughtmeric Report

Final score:

8points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

We already believe that

3points

#194

Smuggle drugs in a horses mouth. When stopped at border checks, tell the border guards it's a gift horse. They will be unable to look in it's mouth.

rikeus Report

Final score:

8points

POST

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

But if the gift horse is made of wood, you really ought to look inside.

8points

#195

Only allow people with terminal illnesses to run for office. They will be more likely to do the right thing and want to leave a good legacy instead of doing what's best for their future bank account.

BarackYoMama Report

Final score:

8points

POST

Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

Oooor they could just go "screw it, if I'm going, you're all going with me" and f**k everything. They got nothing to lose either.

8points

#196

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Reverse lottery. The entry fee is $10,000. The vast majority of people get their entry fee back plus a little more. One person gets nothing.

Has_No_Gimmick , reddit Report

Final score:

7points

POST

Shruti Naik 6 years ago

thats sad for that one person.

5points

CommentToBeDeleted Report

#197

Give an active user a "virus" trophy. Whenever they respond to another users comment or a user respond to theirs, spread the "virus" by giving that user a trophy as well. See if "Patient Zero" can be identified before 99% of the active population is "infected".

Final score:

7points

POST

GigaJolt 6 years ago

That’s like the Plague calling card in the CoD games!

1point

#198

Anti-Matches on Tinder where you can both argue with each other if you both swiped left.

freckledfuck Report

Final score:

7points

POST

Quinn Enestvedt 6 years ago

Ooooh I'm in!

1point

#199

Change the alphabet order to QUICKBRWNFOXJMPSVRTHELAZYDG

Ryzasu Report

Final score:

7points

POST

Robert Hicken 6 years ago

There are 27 letters. I just spent 12 mins checking really slowly. Finally found R is repeated.

18points

#200

Invent a fake pregnancy test app and get women to pee on their phones.

Sexual__Redditor Report

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

I thank that really happened.

0points

#201

Snickers should do a commercial with Louis C.K. where he's optimistic and cheerful until he eats a snickers.

DjROOOOMBAAAAA Report

Final score:

6points

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

That would actually be rather clever. But I think he's in trouble for showing his dong to people.

3points

#202

Put bloopers at the end of every porn video to make people stay watching, instead of closing the window after finishing.

HeavyMetalZen Report

Final score:

6points

POST

Cherie Barnard 6 years ago

Has anyone ever seen the ending of a porno?

1point

PM_Me_Things_Yo_Like Report

#203

Have Steve Harvey announce the winner of tomorrow's election.

Final score:

6points

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

Why? Because he's not funny?

1point

#204

Have a camera surgically implanted in your stomach so you can post pics of your meals just after you've eaten them on Instagram

jonnyopinion Report

Final score:

6points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

How do you eat meals on Instagram?

5points

#205

We need to get the CEO of Twitter to ask Trump to talk to the FCC about keeping Net Neutrality intact. Because if there's one thing Trump loves, it's Twitter.

bennitori Report

Final score:

6points

POST

#206

Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?

Nesuahkrab Report

Final score:

5points

POST

Anonymous Bunny 6 years ago

This should be higher up.

1point

#207

Go back in time and prevent guns from ever exisging so we keep on making cooler and cooler swords as time goes on.

MrACOR Report

Final score:

5points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

“ exisging”?

4points

#208

Legalize Fist Fights between consenting adults. Compared to mass shootings and suicide bombings, good, old-fashioned brawls are harmless and could be beneficial.

JaySavvy Report

Final score:

4points

POST

Clowton 6 years ago

The first rule! You aren't supposed to talk about it!

8points

#209

Pronounce "Chipotle" like "Aristotle" and the latter like the former. If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations in ten or twenty years, fifty tops.

Rafikim Report

Final score:

4points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

Chi Pottle ... hee hee hee

5points

#210

Pokemon Go, but for finding the Dragonballs. There's only 7, and they're all over the world. When someone finds one, they get it, and it warps away so no one else can get it at that same place. Whoever finds all 7 gets a "wish" granted via the money generated from ad revenue.

AndyGHK Report

Final score:

4points

POST

Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago

You'd just be giving more money to whoever already has more money and free time to travel around looking for those.

13points

#211

New York should use eminent domain to seize Trump Tower and rename it after the states first governor, George Clinton

zachar3 Report

Final score:

4points

POST

KCN 6 years ago

HAHAHAHA!

0points

#212

Uber Fire. A much cheaper version of Uber and a fire truck picks you up. But! If there is a fire while they are taking you to your destination, you have to help put it out first.

Sphven3051 Report

Final score:

3points

POST

Rui Rei 6 years ago

Having untrained and unequiped people fighting fire may not be the best idea, good fundraising for the fire departmensrs tought

1point

#213

Before the Superbowl game the NFL should have a game between the 2 worst teams. The winner gets the 1st pick in the Draft.

salomont Report

Final score:

3points

POST

#214

Build a retirement home on the moon so the elderly find it easier to move around.

mr_exciting Report

Final score:

3points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

Pretty sure the elderly would have a hard time leaving the planet, with the liftoff and all that.

11points

#215

Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead.

johnman3366 Report

Final score:

3points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

There was an old joke like this: " a blonde female officer pulls over a smart brunette. The blonde requests the driving license of the brunette. The brunette gives her a mirror. The blonde looks in the mirror, then says: oh, sorry, didn't knew you're a police officer also. Have a good day! "

9points

#216

Snapchat was made to send nudie photos. Make selfie lenses with genital recognition so I can finally see what my dick looks like as a bumblebee.

bigsbeclayton Report

Final score:

2points

POST

Quinn Enestvedt 6 years ago

Lol no but lol

0points

#217

Just skip the upcoming election and have an empty oval office for the next four years

TheDukee13 Report

Final score:

2points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

That would be an improvement.

9points

#218

Terry Crews should change his name to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and run for president in 2020.

warformyself Report

Final score:

1point

POST

Shari H 6 years ago

I like money...

2points

#219

Find every woman named Lisa Simpson in the US. Have them all run for President in 2020. No other candidates are permitted.

fungoid_sorceror Report

Final score:

1point

POST

#220

To Donald Trump: Appoint Barack Obama as Director of the FBI

OminousCactus Report

Final score:

1point

POST

Master Markus 6 years ago

Gee, Phillip, you're an awful salty right-winger. Someone's got to get some sense into your head about the world not being that black and white before you go off and beat someone for being a communist!

2points

#221

Make the Brazzers logo a snapchat filter.

mattthommana Report

Final score:

1point

POST

#222

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Olympic athletes are chosen by lottery so countries are encouraged to increase the average athleticism of their citizens and not just elite athletes.

asjasj Report

Final score:

0points

POST

Mr.Fly 6 years ago

Rather the Olympic judges should be chosen by lottery on the day of the competition, so no country can bribe them.

1point

#223

An interracial rap duo where the white guy does all the rapping except for when the lyrics have the N-word, which is interjected by the black guy.

metagloria Report

Final score:

0points

POST

Jordy Star 6 years ago

I'm black and I say NO!

11points

#224

Pornhub should do original content. Sitcoms, sex ed documentaries, product reviews...

Jewish-Reptillian Report

Final score:

-1point

POST

Nikki D 6 years ago

Tutorials!!

7points

#225

Porn sites should have "Most Viewed Multiple Times by same Computer" and "Average Percentage of Clip Watched" statistics instead of/as well as "Most Viewed" and "Most Favorited".

DeplorableNacho Report

Final score:

-2points

POST

Stille20 6 years ago

You've put a lot of though into this

1point

#226

Answer every question brilliantly at a job interview, ooze professionalism and charisma, but talk in a 'Kermit the Frog' voice the entire time.

jonnyopinion Report

Final score:

-2points

POST

Robert Morson 6 years ago

It is literally impossible to "ooze professionalism and charisma" while talking like Kermit the Frog. And, even if you could, why?

3points

#227

Everyone in the US cancels their internet plan when the FCC brings down net neutrality.

pkelly44 Report

Final score:

-3points

POST

HappyLilHobbit 6 years ago

because that would work for the millions of people who use the internet for their job

5points

#228

Create an online game where players are required to perform various surgical procedures. The hidden fact is that the top 10% are actually performing real surgeries via a robotic remote experience.

johnkappa Report

Final score:

-3points

POST

Robert Morson 6 years ago

I take it you're a fan of Ender's Game.

7points

#229

Transcribe everything the crazy guy on the street corner yells out, then post it on Twitter. When the account gets replies, yell it back at the crazy guy.

Nukemarine Report

Final score:

-4points

POST

Red Ruffensor 6 years ago

In Seattle, I once saw a guy standing on the corner yelling at everybody. Thing is, he had a hat on the ground and people were giving him money.

2points

#230

Each college class costs $100 extra. Top 10% split the pot at the end of the semester. Incentivizing studying while teaching real world principles.

Final score:

-4points

POST

Lara L. 6 years ago

You forget that the rich kid, who doesn't need to work, might just have more time to study, while the poor kid, who has to work to afford life- just can't study as much as. So even if they are the same amount of gifted and talented and motivated they show a difference.

7points

#231

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#231

Have North Korea host the next Olympics

kungfufreak Report

Final score:

-6points

POST

Daniel Losinger 6 years ago

Why?

2points

#232

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#232

An election where everyone can vote but only a single random vote is counted. The voters name is published and his vote will decide everything

Xokami Report

Final score:

-6points

POST

Emily Swenson 4 years ago

No one would vote...

0points

#233

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#233

Turn homosexuality into a religion so that it is protected by the Religious Freedoms Act and the First Amendment.

JacobPsy Report

Final score:

-6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

That would change things

1point

#234

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#234

If Mayweather goes 50-0 in Boxing and takes > $100M, he should fight Mcgregor full MMA style for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

janitroll Report

Final score:

-7points

POST

Christopher Dixon 5 years ago

Anyone else hear Dr. Evil's voice when reading that?

0points

#235

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#235

When a porn star dies, PornHub should poorly photoshop a white sheet over her on all videos, and dub them with spooky ghost sounds.

wthstl Report

Final score:

-7points

POST

meowgie catster 5 years ago

how is this downvoted?!

2points

#236

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#236

crossbreed men with women to create a single super-gender

GODDDDD Report

Final score:

-8points

POST

Sue Garnhum 6 years ago

It's already being done......it's called 'procreation'!

8points

#237

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#237

use bing

Yolking_Around Report

Final score:

-8points

POST

Vlad Horobet 6 years ago

No bing creators, stop making Bing a thing.

13points

#238

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#238

When Ewan Mcgregor becomes 65 years old. Film him performing all the Obi Wan scenes from the original Star Wars trilogy. Then use that footage to digitally replace Alec Guinness.

Gooflactus Report

Final score:

-9points

POST

Entertained generic bear 6 years ago

You should be shot

9points

tatsumakisenpuukyaku Report

#239

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#239

Barack Obama should be the comedian hired at this year's White House Correspondence Dinner

Final score:

-10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Would he make Trump jokes?

2points

#240

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#240

Have Tinder update their app, where if you swipe left 10 consecutive times, it automatically posts your picture to r/roastme, so it can tell you why you shouldn't be such a picky douchebag.

SSAvenger Report

Final score:

-10points

POST

Random Panda 6 years ago

I feel like relationships is where people get to be as picky as they want. No one is obligated to give anyone a chance.

14points