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#2

Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash

Final score:

337points

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Bored something 7 months ago

Hi dash! Lovely blue eyes.

94points

#3

Just Saved This Lil Guy. I Had To Remove The Front End Of The Vehicle To Do It, But He Is Now Free And Alive And Well

Final score:

324points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Thank you for saving this sweet fellow.

117points

Having a car is a mix of joy and terror. The freedom of driving anywhere anytime, except until a certain sound goes off and you start doing mental calculations on just how much it might cost. Some of these lights that might show up on your dashboard and you wonder just how long the vehicle will stumble on.

Add on top the fact that many mechanics are perhaps not the most honest individuals, and it’s easier to understand why so many people end up driving cars that hardly function properly. One survey found that the majority of Americans are not actually happy with their car service provider, as they feel like issues are overdiagnosed and fixes end up being overcharged.

#4

Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It

Final score:

304points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Thank you for giving this sweet kitty a furrever home.

88points

#5

Stayed A Little Longer At The Shop To Save This Little Guy From Someone’s Engine Bay

Final score:

283points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Poor baby. I hope she soon had a furrever home.

67points

#6

I Dont Condone Stealing... But Man I Want To

Final score:

273points

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minnieslave0 7 months ago

No jury would convict you.

88points

The vast majority of mechanics are not liars. Car owners tend to underestimate just how badly their vehicle is doing. Or perhaps they drive a less commonly found, imported car, which means that any replacement pieces are more expensive then one might think. The real issue, ultimately, is that many drivers simply do not know the first thing about their vehicle and end up being taken advantage of.

#7

This Was On A Car That Came In Today

Final score:

266points

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Bored something 7 months ago

Aww, that's nice. Good son/daughter/other.

87points

#8

Customer: "Let Me Know When You Are About To Pull My Truck In So I Can Get My Raccoon" And He Sat In The Lobby With A Raccoon Until His Truck Was Done

Final score:

256points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Baby racoon!

67points

#9

The Eyes After A 30 Mile Trip

Final score:

249points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

This cat has seen some things that no cat should ever see.

106points

#10

It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning

Final score:

242points

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Hphizzle 7 months ago

I’m sure it has a great personality.

154points

#11

I Got $10 Off My Oil Change Because I "Fulfilled The Destiny" Of The Tech Who Had To Report My Mileage

Final score:

228points

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Colt Winkler 7 months ago

🫡

41points

#12

Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town

Final score:

227points

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Bored something 7 months ago

I hope they attached it to the husbands car so he thinks she's tailing him. What an absolute arsè wipe.

145points

#13

The Odds Of A Single 4 Leaf Clover Rooting Into A Fender Line

Final score:

222points

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Panda Boi 7 months ago

Lucky you!

58points

#14

My Brother Is An Advisor At A Honda Dealer. Just Texted Me This…

Final score:

219points

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ToastedFroggy 7 months ago

Someone in the BP censorship department fell asleep?

129points

#15

Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever

Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever

Final score:

208points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Impressive.

6points

#16

16 Years Of Writing Service And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox

Final score:

195points

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frederick clause 7 months ago

Don't ask to see their hand bag.

16points

#17

When A Car Sits On The Lot Too Long

Final score:

195points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Baby birds!

50points

#18

"Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"

Final score:

193points

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minnieslave0 7 months ago

Is that Elton John's car?

76points

#19

Any Suggestions?

He's got a death grip on the wiring and he's trying to climb deeper.

neutral-spectator Report

Final score:

187points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

🎶 is this the way to Armadillo 🎶

51points

#20

Hell Hath No Fury

Final score:

183points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

THe penis on the hood really make this picture complete.

111points

#21

Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire But It Keeps Leaking Air

Final score:

181points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 7 months ago

Some people should lose their licences for being stupid.

151points

#22

Got To Work On The Wienermobile Today

Final score:

179points

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Pandemonium 7 months ago (edited)

That's what she said

99points

#23

The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon

Final score:

177points

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Nano Iders 7 months ago

I knew it was time to overhaul the rear brakes when they started to sound like the brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park whenever I braked reversing.

7points

#24

Customer Said All 4 Of Them Were Uninjured But We Can’t Say The Same About The Car

Final score:

175points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Wow. I hope they got over their fright soon after this happened.

52points

#25

This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have

Final score:

169points

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Colt Winkler 7 months ago

same

36points

#26

Just Crawled Out From Under A Broken Lift

Final score:

166points

POST

Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Poor baby.

81points

#27

Well... Almost Pissed My Pants... Caught Off Guard

Final score:

163points

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SleepSycho 7 months ago

I got this for my kid...scared the sh*t out of me all the time, thinkin someone behind me in my car when I turned my head. Made him feel safe tho

4points

#28

Found A Friend

Final score:

163points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 7 months ago

Poor bunny, glad they were rescued!

57points

#29

I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back

Final score:

160points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 7 months ago

I'm sure it'll buff right out!

118points

#30

Pulled This Guy From A Camry

Final score:

160points

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AJay 7 months ago

Should name it Cameron

55points

#31

I Am Pretty Sure I'm Younger Than The Tire

Final score:

158points

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Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

That is definitely a rare one...made in the USSR

38points

#32

Customer Failed To Mention The Fact That His Dog Was In The Vehicle, Scared The Hell Outta Me

Final score:

158points

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Bored something 7 months ago

Poor guy. How long were they leaving the car for?

63points

#33

Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…

Final score:

158points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

I wonder how long Mama and babies played possum in the engine? That car had to have been sitting still for quite some time.

66points

#34

Self Aware Prius Owner

Final score:

155points

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Gonbei Nanashino 7 months ago

2024 Prius is very cool.

22points

#35

This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”

Final score:

154points

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Nilsen 7 months ago

Customer was right though

103points

#36

How American

Final score:

151points

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Rizzo 7 months ago

Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.

153points

#37

This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983

Final score:

150points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

So rare to see one intact. I think I've only ever seen one IRL. Hella rare cars.

43points

#38

Surprised It Didn’t Explode Into The Shop

Final score:

147points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

I think your tyres have the plague

122points

#39

Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?

Final score:

145points

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Mrs. Dearly Regret 7 months ago

Nice dog

40points

#40

Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland

Final score:

142points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

Beautiful!

41points

#41

Customer Says "Don't Worry, It's Friendly"

Final score:

141points

POST

SparkDragon 7 months ago

Aw, hello there cutie!

41points

#42

My Husband Called Shortly Into His Half Hour Drive Home To Say The Tire “Felt A Little Off”

Final score:

137points

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Janeybent42 7 months ago

A little “off”

64points

#43

Me Standing Next To A Cat 797

Final score:

137points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

Pspsps?

136points

#44

Private Security Tahoe With 1” Bulletproof Glass. The Rest Of The Vehicle Is Just As Heavily Armored

Final score:

136points

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Corvus 7 months ago (edited)

I bet the owner is a 100% honest person with a 100% legitimate business ;)

113points

#45

C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries

Final score:

135points

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Hphizzle 7 months ago

*Facepalm*

102points

#46

Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great

Final score:

134points

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Monkey Fart 7 months ago

That's a Pontiac Firebird.

6points

#47

Accerlator Gets Stuck To Floor. Pull On String To Unstick

Final score:

129points

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General Anaesthesia 7 months ago

The poor man's cruise control.

42points

#48

Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car

Final score:

127points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 7 months ago

How is this even legal? In the UK she would not be allowed to take the car out.

158points

#49

Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl

Final score:

124points

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flower petals 7 months ago

Fred Flintstone’s jealous 🪨🙃

33points

#50

C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running

Final score:

119points

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Moos 7 months ago

That's quite the company :)

27points

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#51

A Girl Who Works At Sonic Just Paid Her 1k Repair Bill With Mostly 1's And 5's. Mad Resolve

Final score:

59points

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Moos 7 months ago

Good for her!!

27points

#52

Just Hopped Into The Shop

Final score:

55points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 7 months ago

Definitely adorable!

12points

#53

I Swear These Customers Do This On Purpose

Final score:

54points

POST

Auntriarch 7 months ago

Add the cost of changing your trousers to their bill

39points

#54

My New Carpeting

Final score:

54points

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SparkDragon 7 months ago

Awesome!

19points

#55

When You're Towing A Car Behind Your Rv, Remember To Put It In Neutral

Final score:

53points

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SparkDragon 7 months ago

😳

20points

#56

Tech States “I’m Not Getting In That Car, You Can’t Make Me”

Final score:

53points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

Is someone living in it though?

23points

#57

Getting Real Tired Of These

Final score:

53points

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Chrissie Anit 7 months ago

At least they didn't charge the customer?

17points

#58

First Time Seeing Hello Kitty Exhaust Tips

Final score:

53points

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Julie S 7 months ago

Now this I want

14points

#59

I Present The Jellyfish. Dual Axle Trailer, Was Ran Flat For Quite A Distance

Final score:

52points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

How did the driver not know that something was wrong, for "quite a distance?!"

10points

#60

C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds

Final score:

51points

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martin734 7 months ago

I know that sound. It is usually caused by a warped brake disc.

10points

#61

Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself

Final score:

51points

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Marianne 7 months ago (edited)

The audacity.

16points

#62

Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water

Final score:

50points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Fraud! I hope they were arrested, and sued for damages as well.

42points

#63

Rolled In Because It Wouldn't Start. C/S Car Has Been Sitting Up For "A Little While," Has A Newspaper From The Cold War In The Trunk

Final score:

49points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

I remember '86. That was the year Challenger exploded on liftoff. Watched it live.

4points

#64

We Share The Road With These People

Final score:

49points

POST

Colt Winkler 7 months ago

*TOKYO DRIFT INTENSIFIES

18points

#65

When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…

Final score:

49points

POST

Auntriarch 7 months ago

Now there's a knōb to be proud of

21points

#66

Kachow

Final score:

48points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 7 months ago

When you step wrong off a curb, and your ankle buckles...

47points

#67

There's A Battery Terminal In There Somewhere

Final score:

44points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

Epic level corrosion achieved.

24points

#68

Car Was In A Flood And Customer Asked If It Was Okay, The Dash Answered For Me

Final score:

44points

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Colt Winkler 7 months ago

no- dumbledore said calmly

11points

#69

Found This On The Underside Of A Woman’s Car Today… Needless To Say She’s A Little Freaked Out. Rechargeable With 4g Sim Card In It

Final score:

44points

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Panda Boi 7 months ago

Again.. w.t.f.!

37points

#70

Work Never Fails To Disappoint

Final score:

44points

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Donkey boi 7 months ago

To be fair, I didn't even know window locks were a thing.

15points

#71

Who's The New Guy?

Final score:

43points

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Arnold Larkins 7 months ago

His name is Kevin, Say high to Kevin

10points

#72

Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This

Final score:

41points

POST

Katie Lutesinger 7 months ago

That's one way to stop people from stealing your car.

30points

#73

Gotta Love Florida 🙄

Final score:

41points

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Colt Winkler 7 months ago

it was W H A T

12points

#74

Im Scared

Final score:

41points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

Oh yeah that's a common one here in the USA. You just need to reload your gun and it goes away.

39points

#75

Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere

Final score:

40points

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Snazzy Smurf 7 months ago

Did 2 tires try to become one or did one tire have a tumor?

14points

#76

I Present To You All The 5 Elements Of Tire: Fire Element, Water Element, Ice Element, Plant Element, And Bruce Willis 5th Element

Final score:

40points

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Katie Lutesinger 7 months ago

Leeloo Dallas multipass!

36points

#77

Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning

Final score:

39points

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Moos 7 months ago

:)

6points

#78

Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂

Final score:

39points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 7 months ago

Wow those rims must have been sparking

12points

#79

Well, On The Plus Side, Your Alignment Is Bang On!

Final score:

37points

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Eric K. 6 months ago

Would pass inspection in Kentucky, since it still holds air.

0points

#80

My Lead Tech Has Finally Lost It

Final score:

37points

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minnieslave0 7 months ago

It's a plan without flaws.

16points

#81

Forgot My Drill So I Asked The Customer And This Is What I Got 🤣😂🤣

Final score:

37points

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MellonCollie 7 months ago

LOL --> harder softer <--

12points

#82

Customer States Ac Isn’t Blowing As Hard As It Does In Their Husband’s Car

Final score:

36points

POST

Colt Winkler 7 months ago

no shart shirlock

10points

#83

Be A Mechanic They Said

Final score:

36points

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DadManBlues 7 months ago

If you took a car in for servicing in Hungary like that, you'd be turned away. Maybe the mechanics would beat you up, just to teach you a lesson.

4points

#84

Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On

Final score:

35points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago

Ohh that's a spendy fix. Airplane tires are crazy expensive.

13points

#85

C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise

Final score:

35points

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th3_rur4l_jur0r 7 months ago

customer states states?

0points

#86

Knives I Have Found Under The Back Seats Of Used Cars

Final score:

35points

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SparkDragon 7 months ago

There are some nice ones there!.... Ok, that makes me sound a bit psycho, doesn't it?

26points

#87

Good Post Or Bad Post?

Final score:

34points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

Former post.

36points

#88

That's A First For Me, Loaded With An Extra Mag Next To It. These People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Own Guns

Final score:

34points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 months ago (edited)

They make a big deal about 2nd Amendment rights and then treat guns they own like a TV remote. "Honey have you seen the Glock?" "It's in the car where you left it dear". God the USA is insane.

55points

#89

One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone

Final score:

33points

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Chocolate llama 7 months ago

upvote for the title :D

27points

#90

Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof

Final score:

33points

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WindySwede 7 months ago

Just like something from the early Bond-movies! "Now you die slowly Mr Bond!" And then he escaped easily..

7points

#91

You Had One Job

Final score:

33points

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Mark 7 months ago

I too drive a telorvehc, the sound on that 9A engine is wonderful

9points

#92

We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir

Final score:

31points

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Bec 7 months ago

Take the cans for $ scrap

12points

#93

Guy Pulled Up To The Shop To Do An Oil Change

Final score:

31points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

I'm all for using things as long as possible, but I think they need a car change

25points

#94

“My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”

Final score:

30points

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Cecilia Herrera 7 months ago

I 'm sure why.

12points

#95

Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt

Final score:

29points

POST

Grape Walls of Ire 7 months ago

So mature!

11points

#96

Big Brain Time

Final score:

28points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 7 months ago

If only there had been a cut out already they could have use….you know a bit like that shape in the wheel trim above it….

26points

#97

C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)

C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)

Final score:

28points

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Mark 7 months ago

Them YouTube clickbait videos are getting out of hand

8points

#98

Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering

Final score:

28points

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Auntriarch 7 months ago

I'm just going to apologise to Mr Auntriarch for being rude about his bent coat hanger contraption

14points

#99

When You Dispute The Bill And Tell The Other Mechanic To Just Put The Motor Back In The Car

Final score:

27points

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Spannermonkey 7 months ago

Being a MINI, I'm inclined to side with the "other" mechanic.

4points

#100

Why Doesn’t The Heat Work On My Brand New Civic ??

Final score:

26points

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Spannermonkey 7 months ago

From the O.P:. . . . "So what happened here was, we had a really bad blizzard and customer came in saying that all of their lights were on and the car drove horrible (no heat especially) and when we popped the hood we see this terrific mess of snow like wtf ?? Customer never popped the hood, it was left outside during the storm so looks like it was all the wind that absolutely piled up. And it was PACKED. left it to thaw overnight. Ran normal after everything was dry, no problems since.. a mystery to this day maybe they really did leave the hood open lol idk man"

36points