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Frequent readers know that we love to cover the “Just Rolled into the Shop” online group where mechanics share the nonsense folks bring them. So we’ve gathered the best (or worst) examples of cars and other vehicles that might need an exorcism before a mechanic can make any real headway. 

So get comfortable as you scroll through, perhaps don’t ignore that check engine light and be sure to upvote your favorite ones. If you have any similar stories of automotive nonsense, feel free to share it in the comments section below. 

#1

This Stray Hung Out In The Yard Over The Weekend Then Rolled In My Bay. Now He’s Mine

This Stray Hung Out In The Yard Over The Weekend Then Rolled In My Bay. Now He’s Mine

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SuperChicken
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doggie knows the best house to go. May you both have a lot of fun and adventures.

Snazzy Smurf
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is the other way around, you are his!

Bored something
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice to see the canine distribution service working!

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a handsome good boi

Cecilia Herrera
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for giving this sweet pup a new home.

Mare Freed
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at how much your love did for him! A whole new happy life! Bless you.

Stella Goldfish
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you kind Sir. May you have many happy and healthy years together.

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    #2

    Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash

    Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That turned out to be one lucky kitty.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer's don't usually complain when the engine is purring.

    ThisIsMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my husband to my office parking lot to get a kitten out of a wheel well. He became our little Kia :-)

    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dash is a beautifully stunning KittyKitty!!! I wonder who got dibs?

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in car dealerships for many years. It was amazing how many gruff looking guys cuddled and took home cats to unsuspecting wives/kids.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dash is the perfect name, because of where he was found, and because of kitty zoomies :3

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    #3

    Just Saved This Lil Guy. I Had To Remove The Front End Of The Vehicle To Do It, But He Is Now Free And Alive And Well

    Just Saved This Lil Guy. I Had To Remove The Front End Of The Vehicle To Do It, But He Is Now Free And Alive And Well

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saving this sweet fellow.

    Sweet Fanny Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty"

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunster! That head needs booping.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure that it needed saving. As rabbits can squeese though incredible small holes I suspect he could have got out if no humans was around to stress it. Hope they first tried to leave the car in peace during the night.

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the goofy thing lived afterwards. Rabbits are so difficult to keep alive because they will literally just give themselves heart attacks. As a veterinarian from Great British Bake-Off said "They just want to die".

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    Having a car is a mix of joy and terror. The freedom of driving anywhere anytime, except until a certain sound goes off and you start doing mental calculations on just how much it might cost. Some of these lights that might show up on your dashboard and you wonder just how long the vehicle will stumble on.

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    Add on top the fact that many mechanics are perhaps not the most honest individuals, and it’s easier to understand why so many people end up driving cars that hardly function properly. One survey found that the majority of Americans are not actually happy with their car service provider, as they feel like issues are overdiagnosed and fixes end up being overcharged. 

    #4

    Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It

    Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for giving this sweet kitty a furrever home.

    Kristy Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope someone didn't actually put that kitten in the trunk!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 10 or so, and my dad and I were driving from New York to our home in Illinois in his old Volvo (he LOVED old Volvos). It has engine trouble partway home, and we had it taken care of in a small-town shop. I found a gray kitten wandering around the chairs where we were waiting in the garage area. Based on these posts, I should've kept it...

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who puts a kitten in a trunk? poor thing looks traumatized

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can put themselves in some really weird places. My junior cat recently trapped himself in a kitchen drawer I would have thought was too small for him to stuff himself into in the first place. The hard part was figuring out where in the $%@# he was. Once I managed that feat of intellect, getting him out wasn't bad.

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    #5

    Stayed A Little Longer At The Shop To Save This Little Guy From Someone’s Engine Bay

    Stayed A Little Longer At The Shop To Save This Little Guy From Someone’s Engine Bay

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby. I hope she soon had a furrever home.

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Reddit: The mechanic who found him named him Sparky & he became the official shop cat! Always love a good ending ❤️

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, those kittens are conspiring worldwide by hiding in peoples' cars! It happens way too often to be a coincidence. I alone have 2 of those from 2 separate occasions 3 years apart.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it's mittens clean!

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww! He was completely tuckered out.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, that is a sad story. . .no, it won't happen again. . .!

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    #6

    I Dont Condone Stealing... But Man I Want To

    I Dont Condone Stealing... But Man I Want To

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    River wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The judge who owns them would, but that’s a different matter.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re on the floorboard with a cigarette butt, do it

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feed anyone who stole my babies out of my van to my pigs live

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll distract the driver.. you run...

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They WANT to go with you! Look at those smiles!

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    The vast majority of mechanics are not liars. Car owners tend to underestimate just how badly their vehicle is doing. Or perhaps they drive a less commonly found, imported car, which means that any replacement pieces are more expensive then one might think. The real issue, ultimately, is that many drivers simply do not know the first thing about their vehicle and end up being taken advantage of. 

    #7

    This Was On A Car That Came In Today

    This Was On A Car That Came In Today

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    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's nice. Good son/daughter/other.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, Bored something. What a sweet thing to do.

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am reading this as the son/daughter was about to die or maybe move far away?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy before you apparently didn't follow directions because WIX filters are black.

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    #8

    Customer: "Let Me Know When You Are About To Pull My Truck In So I Can Get My Raccoon" And He Sat In The Lobby With A Raccoon Until His Truck Was Done

    Customer: "Let Me Know When You Are About To Pull My Truck In So I Can Get My Raccoon" And He Sat In The Lobby With A Raccoon Until His Truck Was Done

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal to keep as a pet in all US States (retired wildlife rehabber here who had to rehab tons of illegal pets). Just throwing it out there before anyone seeing this gets ideas :).

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love raccoons... however... RACCOONS. ARE. NOT. PETS They are wild animals and you are doing it a disservice by keeping it.

    Toxic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the circumstances. Like, if he raised it from a baby it may not be able to go back to the wild so it's better if he keeps it so it doesn't die

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so cute but man are they naughty.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to tell the service techs that I have a 3 legged goat and 2 ferrets in the van. Waiting room is always interesting

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww hugging it's human tight!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which one is cuter

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Pandas, Trash Pandas, what's next?

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness! That man is a racoon mama!

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am jealous! I'd like one too!

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    #9

    The Eyes After A 30 Mile Trip

    The Eyes After A 30 Mile Trip

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    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor darling. I hope they got home safe.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that long drive, I hope they took the cat to the vet, then adopted the cat. Poor cat.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "With your drivimg, that's at least 7 of my 9 lives gone!!!"

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the feline wanted was a warm dry place to take a nap...

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope it wasn't someone else's pet that got driven away

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that cat some water stat. Engine bays get really hot. Some surfaces on the engine will flash boil water.

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    #10

    It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning

    It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's given that short shift!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does she know about shrinkage?"

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just transitioning. Give it some privacy

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come on out little fella"

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely compensating for something...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are removing the transmission but forgot to undo the shift k**b or gaiter.

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    #11

    I Got $10 Off My Oil Change Because I "Fulfilled The Destiny" Of The Tech Who Had To Report My Mileage

    I Got $10 Off My Oil Change Because I "Fulfilled The Destiny" Of The Tech Who Had To Report My Mileage

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    silverbluesilk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait for when it becomes 3.14159!!!!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo I've done this! Such a nice useless moment

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year driving back from a camping trip my truck hit 234,567 miles. Of course I pulled over and took a pic

    Brent Amador
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re the one the prophecy spoke of

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read the headline, my mind went in an entirely different direction.

    Colt Winkler
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    1 year ago

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    Gaby Gibson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he saw some serious s**t

    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a perfect beam of sunlight too!

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, rolling over your odometer was a big event!

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful! Watching the old cars' odometers roll over at 100,000 was always exciting!

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    #12

    Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town

    Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town

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    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they attached it to the husbands car so he thinks she's tailing him. What an absolute arsè wipe.

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should attach it to a cop car. i'm sure they would love the excuses

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A in the divorce. She needs to give it to her lawyer.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope the mechanics took care to preserve any fingerprints on that unit.

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that putting a tracking device on someone else's car, is a felony in that state/country.

    William Teach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. File charges. In some states it can be criminal, in others, civil

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    MaxMi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a bus stop nearby ? Give it back to the customer... with a couple of cable ties. She'll know what to do.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given it to the UPS driver and asked him to put it on the next outbound truck.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D!ck move... I do hope the woman survives divorcing this controlling p.o.s.

    William Teach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most states it is illegal to put a tracking device on someone's car without their permission. Unless the soon to be ex has his name on the loan/title, this is usually a felony.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the circumstances, some police departments will check your vehicle for tracking devices for free. About a year ago, someone broke into my car while I was out shopping with my kids. I went inside and called the police. They looked at surveillance footage from the parking lot. Turns out the perpetrator had been tinkering under the hood and body of my car. Police had me drive directly to their forensics building to have someone do a thorough search of my vehicle. They found a small tracking device under my car.

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    #13

    The Odds Of A Single 4 Leaf Clover Rooting Into A Fender Line

    The Odds Of A Single 4 Leaf Clover Rooting Into A Fender Line

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I think it's a canola-seed? Or if clover, then just two leafs cause this is two cotyledon(s).

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driven by the bulletproof leprechaun, Rick O' Shea...

    Harry Hwt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car needs to buy a lotto ticket

    Poultry Geist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost the keys to my pick up and didn’t drive it for a while and I have several zinnia plants starting from seed in the bed of the truck 😂

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somethings are just meant to be. Let It Thrive!

    Lynn Morello
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know the Leprechauns have your back.

    Pamelot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - I'm a Baby Boomer (age hint) and I have NEVER seen a 4 leaf 🍀!

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    #14

    My Brother Is An Advisor At A Honda Dealer. Just Texted Me This…

    My Brother Is An Advisor At A Honda Dealer. Just Texted Me This…

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    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in the BP censorship department fell asleep?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Mice are rather nice. Their tales are long, their whiskers small. They haven't any chins at all. Their ears are pink, their teeth are white. They run about the house at night. They nibble things they shouldn't touch, and no one seems to like them much. But I think mice are nice.

    egg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mice are wonderful but not in a car

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    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how hard I try, I just can't get past the "would of".

    Russell Bowman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mica can do really bad things to the wiring in a vehicle ... explains the tow for 'a running issue"

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut the WHAT up?

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running issue - car - mice. I'd say, get the mice a runnig wheel and the car should be fine again

    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cute little mouse family in my garage that ate all of my indian corn fall wreath. I started giving them cat food.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally believe this, but on the other hand, brother...

    Natalia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol at "Broseph"! I wonder what his name couple possibly be 🤔😂

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    #15

    Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever

    Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever

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    Keley Babs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What year, make, and model is that? These days, piece of equipment lasting that long is phenomenal!

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will respectfully disagree. I've been driving for 45 years, and cars and trucks definitely last longer now than they did then. They're safer also, because of the crumple zones.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just amazed the car managed to hold out that long. XD

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For reference the equatorial circumference of the Earth is ~24901.5mi. Dude went around the Earth about 40 times.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the mechanic had to test drive around the block!

    Carolyn Legg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! My Prelude had 377,000 miles on it!!!!!!!

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine resets to zero every time the battery is disconnected.

    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The odometer, or the trip meter? Odometers are still mechanical units, even when the readout is digital.

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last few used cars I've owned have all made it to (nearly) 200K...

    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had 3 that easily made it past 300,000, but a million miles? That is impressive as heck.

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    #16

    16 Years Of Writing Service And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox

    16 Years Of Writing Service And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox

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    Luke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to finding cookies in the metal cookie boz used to store sewing extras

    Nicola Mawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep gloves in the glove box, as did my mom. Makes perfect sense

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this car belong to the creepy Halifax glove guy?

    Marina M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they will never be stolen - who the heck would look for them in the glovebox?

    LGBTQpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! That's crazy! At least there is trash on the floor so I feel they are somewhat normal.

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    #17

    When A Car Sits On The Lot Too Long

    When A Car Sits On The Lot Too Long

    ConRadio26 Report

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wait for a few weeks to take my jetski out on the water cuz of this. Bless their little hearts. I can wait :).

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shall sit even longer now.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video where they opened their mouths when you make a kissy sound.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be gone in two weeks! Please let them live!

    N G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spring time for nesting birds

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww - needs to sit there a few more weeks too.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend had to have a wasp nest and a bunch of ivy removed from his RV engine. The job cost more than the RV was worth.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, now it for sure, has to sit just a little longer. . .!

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    #18

    "Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"

    "Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"

    wrenchindaddy802 Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post-Mardi Gras feathers grabbed by birds or mice to make their nests?

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is R2D2 shoveled there?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard Volkswagen coolant overflow tank :)

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    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Mice at Mardi Gras.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it is just surly teamster mice who made their nest from a gay parrot. /J

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he run right through a flock of budgies or something? XD

    Gina Cavalli-Boehne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely laughed WAY TOO hard at this. Thanks bp!

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    #19

    Any Suggestions?

    Any Suggestions?

    He's got a death grip on the wiring and he's trying to climb deeper.

    neutral-spectator Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 is this the way to Armadillo 🎶

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Armadillo by morning. Up from San Antone. Everything that I got is just what I got on. When the sun is high in that Texas sky, I’ll be bucking into county fair. Armadillo by morning. Armadillo, I’ll be there. 🎵

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love to take an opportunity and share some interesting facts as a retired wildlife rehabber: Armadillo mothers can delay implantation of a fertilized egg until environmental conditions are favorable for pregnancy. They also always give birth to identical quadruplets.

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works for any mammals, (except dead ones) amphibians, and most reptiles. get a bee smoker. Of the type used by beekeepers for when they collect the honey. Alternatively, if you don't have this trouble often, just get a flexible 3/4 inch diameter hose & a horrible smelling cigar. Some people will b***h about the smell, but leave all the doors open & run a shop fan into the interior for 20 - 30 minutes, while lightly spraying a smoke odor air freshener now & then. Additional info when dealing with reptiles. Smoke is bad for their eyes, it has a deleterious effect, moreso than with mammals or insects because of the nictitating membrane.

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revoke his driver's license?

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh.. that's one big bug in the system.....

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put food and water out and wait. If he isn't trapped, he'll have to leave or starve.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just don't feel like walking.

    HorseMuse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ross...is that you? ( a few will know)

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    #20

    Hell Hath No Fury

    Hell Hath No Fury

    NectarRoyal Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THe penis on the hood really make this picture complete.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for pointing that out. I would have missed it.

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never commit a felony just to prove a point.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell the cops you did it without telling the cops you did it.

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    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty solid penmanship right there.

    JNDauterive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell hath no fury like love to hatred turned, and heaven no tempest like a woman scorned.

    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SOOOOO great!! If my ex had a car (4 DUIs), I would love to have done that!!!!

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    #21

    Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire But It Keeps Leaking Air

    Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire But It Keeps Leaking Air

    Howdyooooh Report

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so there are some things duct tape cannot fix.

    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell my customer her husband doesn't love her and/or weaponized incompetence in action

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad for an emergency patch up when you're in the middle of nowhere. Utterly idiotic if you expect for regular use. XD

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you spend time driving around the middle of nowhere, a $20 patch kit is a very very good investment.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't the right kind of duct tape.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on! I am one of the least mechanically capable people I know, and *I* consider it glaringly obvious that this is incredibly stupid!

    JNDauterive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh, so if she dies, he doesn’t have to pay alimony.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I move my winners belt from the Mazda Mice to "Florida Man patches wife's tire"?

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    #22

    Got To Work On The Wienermobile Today

    Got To Work On The Wienermobile Today

    DeBray3 Report

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you wash the windows and check the mustard level, I think it's a little low?"

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!...did they give you a bunch of the whistles!

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Chicago and we would see this driving around in the 1970s

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have my picture taken with it.

    Bob Gorski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much musterd in the crank!!

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    #23

    The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon

    The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon

    msupczenski Report

    Nano Iders
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it was time to overhaul the rear brakes when they started to sound like the brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park whenever I braked reversing.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a post where someone said their car sounded like an intro to a Van Halen song

    Duxall Inarow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mechanic asked me for my car's color. "Shiny dirt." Next time I go in, "You're the owner of the 'Shiny dirt' Caravan?" A proud moment.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, could you act that out for me? ;)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone who works there has watched the film

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my power brake booster was sighing like an exasperated teenager. I reported it as such.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did that too, only on really smooth road surfaces...it was something to do with the brakes, and the grease in the tyre ball joint...my mechanic has never watched nemo, he didn't understand my reference either

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    #24

    Customer Said All 4 Of Them Were Uninjured But We Can’t Say The Same About The Car

    Customer Said All 4 Of Them Were Uninjured But We Can’t Say The Same About The Car

    Misterr_Carlos Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I hope they got over their fright soon after this happened.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they were able to change into clean underwear soon after that happened.

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prequel to Final Destination.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to check if someone had used this comment. This was going to be my comment. This is how horror stories get started.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where somebody mistakes your for a vampire 🙃

    Jk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness the wipers were on

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one burly firewall. I can't even imagine what that was like for the passengers to experience.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the smell of the front seats.

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    #25

    This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have

    This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have

    bored505 Report

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this on the back of one of our animal trailers. It's funnier when it's full of goats.

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually would expect to see this on pickup trucks. Would be a funny sticker to slap on the back of a school bus.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin McCallister's parents should have had this!

    S R Godwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to my old neighbour, who had 3 Very Mischievous Small Boys .....all still alive and grown-up now!

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the back of a bikers jacket - "if you can read this, the missus has fallen off"

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    #26

    Just Crawled Out From Under A Broken Lift

    Just Crawled Out From Under A Broken Lift

    sgtpnkks Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use Dawn dishwashing liquid to get all that oil off them.

    Virginie Michaud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What oil? That's how they normally look. It's a baby snapping turtle. Also Dawn soap really isn't innocuous to wildlife, and any injured wild animal should be brought to rescue professionals to handle. It's easy to do more harm than good.

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    TS Rhodes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that baby cleaned up and fed!

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful. That's an alligator snapping turtle and they love fingers.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo baby snapper! Watch your fingers for momma.

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash your hands. They're known for salmonella.

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little guy has seen some drama in his life.

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    #27

    Well... Almost Pissed My Pants... Caught Off Guard

    Well... Almost Pissed My Pants... Caught Off Guard

    ZeroRain87 Report

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this for my kid...scared the sh*t out of me all the time, thinkin someone behind me in my car when I turned my head. Made him feel safe tho

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a long Monday at work.. 😆 He looks like he wishes there’s beer in that can!

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's supposed to look like you have a back seat passenger so you can use the HOA lanes?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! I live the root beer in the cup holder hand.

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, is that their glove box, on the passenger seat?

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    #28

    Found A Friend

    Found A Friend

    reddit.com Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give that tail a little twiddle and help it down.

    #29

    I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back

    I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back

    maddogg312 Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where there's a will, there's a way!

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go 80, the air hits the holes just right and it plays "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do"

    Internet wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what's wrong with it, it ain't got no gas.

    Glenn Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they buy the optional insurance or no??

    Dave Platt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe, get me that 55-gallon drum of Bondo, stat.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who had a Cadillac Escalade rental with nice rims, came out from the hotel in the morning and the tires were gone

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you change the glasses and tires, I'll take it. Forget about the glasses, just put on tires :D

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    #31

    I Am Pretty Sure I'm Younger Than The Tire

    I Am Pretty Sure I'm Younger Than The Tire

    teemkilohamster Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely a rare one...made in the USSR

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That presumes they updated the tire mold as soon as the USSR broke up. Odds are they just kept whompin' them out for years afterwards.

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    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Soviets built things solid! Because you were going to have to keep it going before it was your turn on the list to get a new one.

    Iron Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Soviet Russia, tire change you.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says quality like the Soviet Union...

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why it's written in English?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other countries' import laws ... ? Because many people can read "made in" in English. Not so many can read Russian.

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    #32

    Customer Failed To Mention The Fact That His Dog Was In The Vehicle, Scared The Hell Outta Me

    Customer Failed To Mention The Fact That His Dog Was In The Vehicle, Scared The Hell Outta Me

    SquareTheM Report

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. How long were they leaving the car for?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably an oil change shop, maybe 10 minutes wait.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not in a bench/crate. Put them in one for their safety, just like you wear seatbelts.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants you to buy his car insurance.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to make sure you ''ll have the work done properly.

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    #33

    Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…

    Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…

    theeyeofchaoss Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long Mama and babies played possum in the engine? That car had to have been sitting still for quite some time.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those babies are close to being on their own, so it's been a while.

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they know there's no ticks under the hood so there's that.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no possum light?

    ThisIsMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a car from one of those popular used lots (rhymes with FarLax) and was called when it arrived on the lot from another location about an hour away where it had been "pre-inspected" for the trip and should be ready for me to purchase. Lifted the hood, and it was packed full of leaves similar to what you see here. Whomever had been living there had already left. I guess pre-inspections don't include looking under the hood.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! Close the door! Where you raised in a BARN?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Your car has front radar? Is that for weather or targeting?

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the possum put the umbrella there?

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    #34

    Self Aware Prius Owner

    Self Aware Prius Owner

    pensfan8766 Report

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my 2021 although I confess it's seriously lacking basic trunk space.

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when left out in winters ❄️

    #35

    This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”

    This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”

    samerooo Report

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to my moms car. Some light wiring harness came loose and destroyed the panel and tire.

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it fixable? I don't know anything about cars but if that happened to me I would assume I'm going to need a new car.

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the damage from the tire exploding, but why are there wires there?

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears the CV joint (drive line for the front wheels) failed, parts of it stabbed the tire, then wrapped around the wheel, the flailing of all these parts caught part of the wiring harness and yanked it out of its normal spot.

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    #36

    How American

    How American

    ImInYourBooty Report

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't do this. My family was in a car accident where someone died because they weren't wearing a seatbelt and went out the windshield.

    Imreallyjustaghost
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    1 year ago

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    .... it's for when you use the passenger seat for things OTHER THAN A PASSENGER

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    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy one with a beer bottle opener on it too

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate that this isn't a joke

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neck stability is optional in the states, also it’s their RIGHT not to wear a seatbelt! Forgive me, most Americans are stable lovely people, but doing this is so dumb, adding the flag just makes it worse (honestly American pandas, I’m not having a pop at you!)

    Imreallyjustaghost
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    1 year ago

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    It's in the passenger seat....you can't put a heavy bag on the passenger without it going off. For those who are frequently using the PASSENGER seat for NON PASSENGERS it's easier to have a clip in it.

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine paying to increase the risk of flying into your windshield when you're involved in an accident. Lunacy. I'm a short, hypersensitive person who hates the way the seat belt rubs my neck and collarbone; I have a comfortable padded strap that velcroes around the top of the seat belt, because that is the only appropriate $10 solution to not liking the feel of a seat belt.

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was doing my driving test they told us unbuckled person’s body can kill other passengers in ceratin type of accidents. My short aunt doesn’t like seatbelts either but she got exception from her doctor that she does not need to wear one (legal in my country, I don’t think it should be). I never rode in a car with her and never will.

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll see this one one a car crash video soon.

    ZombieMommy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll sort itself out soon enough

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    #37

    This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983

    This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983

    Fixitsteven Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So rare to see one intact. I think I've only ever seen one IRL. Hella rare cars.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for the movies they'd all have been scrapped by now.

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    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course only 9.000 miles, where that went they didn't need roads

    Eric Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you take it up to 88 MPH...for testing purposes of course.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a neighbor with one. It was that color, too. That thing really moved!

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a few out here in So Cal -- one on the 210 more than a few times.. very cool cars

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    #38

    Surprised It Didn’t Explode Into The Shop

    Surprised It Didn’t Explode Into The Shop

    opstarfish Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your tyres have the plague

    David Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is due to running (for quite some time) the tire on very low air pressure - or driving on it while flat. The wheel's rim damages the sidewalk and when it's inflated, you get sidewall bubbles!

    JiggleWiggle75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hit a curb and did the same, not to this extent but enough to scare the crazy out of me

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been afraid to drive on it. It should have been towed in to the shop.

    S R Godwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I... thanks for that image which will now be forever stuck in my brain.....

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    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody explain what the problem is here? I've never seen a tyre like that!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tires are made of layers of different types of rubber. In this case, the innermost layer (which holds the air pressure) has failed, allowing air to seep between the layers of rubber, causing bubbles to form.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I ran over a toad and then this happened. /J

    Sunchaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oohh the urge to pop those bubbles safely tho...

    Eric K.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like my uncle's diverticulitis.

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    #39

    Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?

    Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?

    LooseWolf99 Report

    sheshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew chicken c**p on top of everything else on a shop floor.

    Internet wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a f***ed up looking dog (meme reference)

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for nests. (Can a chicken build its own nest?)

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they just find a place they like, if not encouraged to lay in a nesting spot. Their favorite place tends to be a prized plant that you have painstakingly cared for, generally flattening and killing said prized plant 🙄

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She cleans up all of the sunflower seeds and peanuts. Then she lays an egg.

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    #40

    Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland

    Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland

    bubblebobblee Report

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Scottsdale in Scotland?

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are still my favorite.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my Chevy squarebody! Drove it all the way from Oregon to Prudhoe Bay and back a few years ago, great trip. IMG_0311-6...4a1ddf.jpg IMG_0311-66205aa4a1ddf.jpg

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's in beautiful shape - suspect it still stinks when it runs though.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the northern states they all rusted out a long time ago from the salt.

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    #41

    Customer Says "Don't Worry, It's Friendly"

    Customer Says "Don't Worry, It's Friendly"

    reddit.com Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car doesn't have a mouse problem I assume.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a juvenile Mississippi Kite

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was ,till it experienced ur driving 😂

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heck no. A bird flying in my car is one of my biggest fears!

    Tony Chambers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that little raptor needs to be transported in an appropriate fashion. It could easily slip away, hurt itself or the driver. Hopefully on the way to a rescue facility.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Falcon? He'll say "hello" while he's tearing your eyes out. That BOX is a red flag. A falconer would have a more professional transport for it.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "friendly" like a bird of prey...

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    #42

    My Husband Called Shortly Into His Half Hour Drive Home To Say The Tire “Felt A Little Off”

    My Husband Called Shortly Into His Half Hour Drive Home To Say The Tire “Felt A Little Off”

    thegirlthatmeowsalot Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape? Rice? Did you trying to turn it off and back on again?

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the rim is "a little off" now also.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check it, the tire beads never came off the wheel! It is miraculously probably fine.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little off every mile for the last 50 or so.

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    #43

    Me Standing Next To A Cat 797

    Me Standing Next To A Cat 797

    OnlyYowie Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *The CAT runs to auntriarch and lets out a giant rev of its engine. Auntri, like a good cat parent goes to fill its tank with the highest grade diesel. The CAT takes one look at the beautifully arranged food, turns its back and jumps onto the fence. The fence is turned to dust*

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    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture makes me nervous.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for the kitty.

    TMMITW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a proper truck.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that guy is Tom Thumb or that's one big-assed truck.

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see you change a tire before lunch .

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going to assume you're in Australia..

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply cannot conceive this being easily operated.

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    #44

    Private Security Tahoe With 1” Bulletproof Glass. The Rest Of The Vehicle Is Just As Heavily Armored

    Private Security Tahoe With 1” Bulletproof Glass. The Rest Of The Vehicle Is Just As Heavily Armored

    unsureMechanic Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the owner is a 100% honest person with a 100% legitimate business ;)

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And is very well loved in their community.;)

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    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, better hope he has electric windows! That'd be a lot to crank with the little thingy on the door

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time ever seeing the 1" glass on a vehicle.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would someone inside survive a head on crash?

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To them it would just feel like a speed bump.

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet that isn't getting 14mpg city or 18mpg highway.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we see how mafia's boss car looks like.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the owner is a jewel curriour

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! And they let a regular shop work on it?

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    #45

    C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries

    C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries

    buforduga Report

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither is their common sense

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charge the battery once and install a UV light below the rack. Perpetual motion machine.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They walk among us and they breed!

    Optimyst
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they park their van under a tree and have 'faulty' solar panels

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shìt Sherlock 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that some people install solar panels on the tops of their vehicles.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahah. The owner has no idea how the solar power works.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why. Something tells me it needs to SEE the SUN

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    #46

    Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great

    Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great

    SandPractical8245 Report

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I remember, FORD was kicking themselves when it outsold their Trans-AM due to them not letting the creators of "Smokey And The Bandit" use their sports car.

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    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My all time favorite car from childhood. And adulthood.

    Jennlyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eastbound and down, Rolling up and trucking"

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    #47

    Accerlator Gets Stuck To Floor. Pull On String To Unstick

    Accerlator Gets Stuck To Floor. Pull On String To Unstick

    m4rkz0r Report

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen, along time ago a friend had a very old car with the same problem. We hooked a dog leash to the gas pedal and pulled on it to slow it down. Crazy stuff we did.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my starter on my 75 Camaro would get stuck... I'd have to pop the hood and smack it with a hammer. Ta Da... up until I could get it up on the rack and replace it. Always cracked me up when men would ask if I needed help.. no thanks, I've got it.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Someone else can work on it lol

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    #48

    Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car

    Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car

    BooteIs Report

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young & broke with a 3-year old, I went to buy a used tire from a shop after it went flat because that's all I could afford. The other was so bald that the guy gave me another used tire free. I will always remember that.

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture on BP a dozen times. Each one with a different story behind it.

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know "glass skin" is all the rage these days, but this is a little too much! #RealTiresHaveTexture

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tire must be for decoration because it sure isn't for driving on safely.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A garage in the UK wouldn’t give the keys back!

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell. Is that tire in some sort of protective plastic foil, or is it just that smooth?

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have called the police and had them waiting for her to drive off.

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
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    1 year ago

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    #49

    Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl

    Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl

    GambitsReturn Report

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *freaks out myself while driving at night

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should increase the value

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the pterodactyl part of the trade in?

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    #50

    C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running

    C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running

    Kisamaa Report

    Moos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite the company :)

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mazda Mice or the Civic Mice? Just remember they don't get along.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIP: Buy the air filters that have the metal screen on the downstream side. I believe the primary purpose is to prevent the paper from being sucked into the engine if the paper fails for some reason - like if it gets wet. But this is another way the paper can fail. One time I changed my filter and found a mouse had chewed a hole like that. But thanks to the metal screen, all of the "fluffy" chewed up bits stayed on the outer side of the filter and didn't get sucked into the engine.

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could they’ve been sucked into the engine??? I mean they’ve already made a hole in the filter and then there’s just a hollow pipe to the throttle body Not sure though

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mass air sensor will have a wire screen in front of it to prevent damage (at least mine does).

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    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, warm, snuggly rats nest ..... can't see anything wrong here ..... :0(((((

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mice run better than the car

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a mouse.

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    #51

    A Girl Who Works At Sonic Just Paid Her 1k Repair Bill With Mostly 1's And 5's. Mad Resolve

    A Girl Who Works At Sonic Just Paid Her 1k Repair Bill With Mostly 1's And 5's. Mad Resolve

    reddit.com Report

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a young lady who will do well in life. It took some self discipline to save her tip money that long.

    Irene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey it pays the bills! At least she has a real job! LOOKING AT YOU STRIPPER STACY!

    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a daughter that waited tables and she would pay me back for things in ones. I told the bank teller I was a stripper.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fast food chain, where the customer stays in his or her vehicle and one of the workers brings the food out to you. It's common for them to receive tips when they do so.

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    #52

    Just Hopped Into The Shop

    Just Hopped Into The Shop

    Derkleton Report

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wildlife rehabber I call them "hop and drop" because these little guys can drop dead out of fear within a second if picked up and handled. I often had people bring me cottontails, holding them tightly in their hands..."Oh, it has calmed down, hasn't moved in a while." Yaaa....

    #53

    I Swear These Customers Do This On Purpose

    I Swear These Customers Do This On Purpose

    ozkrow Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick a lollipop in it's hand and say nothing.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you’ll get even just by showing them the bill !!!

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #54

    My New Carpeting

    My New Carpeting

    Succpicious Report

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna ask my bf if we can do this. 😁

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where can i get some of these

    #55

    When You're Towing A Car Behind Your Rv, Remember To Put It In Neutral

    When You're Towing A Car Behind Your Rv, Remember To Put It In Neutral

    My-Roots Report

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone not notice way before it gets to this ??

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my mind... I'm seeing Chevy Chase on vacation, just waving and smiling at the people passing and furiously motioning to the back of the RV

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Hybrid. You can't put it into neutral without turning it on. Beats the whole idea of towing it!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some hybrids can be dinghy towed, if they have an appropriate transmission mode.

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    #56

    Tech States “I’m Not Getting In That Car, You Can’t Make Me”

    Tech States “I’m Not Getting In That Car, You Can’t Make Me”

    Redclayroots Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is someone living in it though?

    RP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even then they could clean first.

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    Karen Southern
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to work at a dealership as an advisor and the worse we had was a farmer who had open buckets of pig parts in blood that he fed to his animals in the trunk. Then there was the family that used adult diapers and threw them in the back seat..... Oh the stories

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    #57

    Getting Real Tired Of These

    Getting Real Tired Of These

    MakeEyeContact- Report

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A similar thing happened to me. After getting my car back from service, I could hear a wooshing sound as if a window was open. I checked all windows and the sunroof, but they were all closed. I was about to take it back, but then realized the ventilated seats were on. I never use that feature, so I didn't really know what it sounded like.

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those people are driving around without any supervision

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been fooled by that myself once. Took me a week to realise that it wasn't perished rubber seals.

    #59

    I Present The Jellyfish. Dual Axle Trailer, Was Ran Flat For Quite A Distance

    I Present The Jellyfish. Dual Axle Trailer, Was Ran Flat For Quite A Distance

    ctennessen Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the driver not know that something was wrong, for "quite a distance?!"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dual Axle. So it would still be running on an inflated tyre on that side. If the trailer had covered wheels, you could feasibly not see that in your mirrors. Whether you would hear it or feel it on the steering, I don't know.

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    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is a can of Fix A Flat, jeez!

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very possible he or she couldn't see it in the mirror, and it wouldn't handle different since the other tires were carrying the load.

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    #60

    C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds

    C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds

    ArtisanGerard Report

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that sound. It is usually caused by a warped brake disc.

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Mr. Burns "excellent" gif

    #61

    Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself

    Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard is it to put a full-size garbage can in your car?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car needs a cleanup and an exorcism.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be able to buckle in all that trash

    #62

    Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water

    Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fraud! I hope they were arrested, and sued for damages as well.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fraud. You can't sell fuel containing water, as it won't work as fuel. It usually happens because tanks are underground and rainwater leaks into the tanks due to poor maintenance. They will be 100% liable for any damage to vehicles as a result. I friend of mine had to have many thousands of pounds worth of work done to his brand new performance car after a similar incident. They paid up, but I don't think they expected such a hefty bill.

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    #63

    Rolled In Because It Wouldn't Start. C/S Car Has Been Sitting Up For "A Little While," Has A Newspaper From The Cold War In The Trunk

    Rolled In Because It Wouldn't Start. C/S Car Has Been Sitting Up For "A Little While," Has A Newspaper From The Cold War In The Trunk

    gutterslyme Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember '86. That was the year Challenger exploded on liftoff. Watched it live.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the car with the Made in USSR tyre, I guess?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh. This is the TRUNNNK. Ah. I was going to say, I know why she won't start.

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live near Picayune, MS! Grew up about 30 mins away or less

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit hard to tell, but I'm guessing Triumph Dolomite?

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not with that gas filler right ahead of the trunk lid. I think it's a TR6.

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    #64

    We Share The Road With These People

    We Share The Road With These People

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they didn't remove their studded tires in the spring.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next door neighbor’s truck tires are showing the steel belts !

    Eric K.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it holds air, it would pass inspection in some states (looking at you, Kentucky)

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be like that scene in Deer Hunter, every time they take 'er out.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they drive in an area where it is very dry.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I said, these tires are perfect for a race track, but not for the open road.

    #65

    When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…

    When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…

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    #66

    Kachow

    Kachow

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    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the truck is just a Lightning McQueen fan. Ka-Chow!🚗

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather drive that exceptionally clean Oldsmobile!

    #67

    There's A Battery Terminal In There Somewhere

    There's A Battery Terminal In There Somewhere

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Copper sulfate. Either there's a leak or someone attempted to refill with H2SO4.

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fungus among us. (Or "something.")

    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like a Muppet.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for some baking soda and replace the battery.

    #68

    Car Was In A Flood And Customer Asked If It Was Okay, The Dash Answered For Me

    Car Was In A Flood And Customer Asked If It Was Okay, The Dash Answered For Me

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    #69

    Found This On The Underside Of A Woman’s Car Today… Needless To Say She’s A Little Freaked Out. Rechargeable With 4g Sim Card In It

    Found This On The Underside Of A Woman’s Car Today… Needless To Say She’s A Little Freaked Out. Rechargeable With 4g Sim Card In It

    delslow419 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Holy hell that's two of these trackers on women's cars on this list. How are these things so cheap and common that Stalky McStalkerson can just buy these? This is advanced surveillance technology. You should need a license or something.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again… call the police. Personally I would call his employer, too, and post it all online!

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that the creep who put there is found out and arrested.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw on a cargo train heading somewhere very else ... when you know your ... Ex? Stalker? Whatever that AH is, is following.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Kay... Whelp. Wait for the next city bus to stop and hook 'er up.

    #70

    Work Never Fails To Disappoint

    Work Never Fails To Disappoint

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I didn't even know window locks were a thing.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep little kids’ hands and dogs’ paws from accidentally opening the car window with the switch.

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I do that. And I always forget why it's doing it. Takes me about two to three days

    SarahJaina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Persons with an IQ score that low should take the bus.

    #71

    Who's The New Guy?

    Who's The New Guy?

    Carsonfire90 Report

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is Kevin, Say high to Kevin

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can’t handle her, because her engine’s too much for you 🤭

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robot Chicken - Humping Robot /J

    #72

    Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This

    Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This

    Igotaspotatlukins Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to stop people from stealing your car.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... sorry sir. Your truck combusted under very strange circumstances involving a wasp nest and a flamethrower.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's not in your way for the oil change.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best anti-theft truck feature since… I can’t think of anything better.

    #73

    Gotta Love Florida 🙄

    Gotta Love Florida 🙄

    thaatpoppunkguy Report

    Brian Long
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    florida....not like the rest of us

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vehicle was disassembled? Mechanic was arrested? I'm assuming outstanding warrants or something?

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    #74

    Im Scared

    Im Scared

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah that's a common one here in the USA. You just need to reload your gun and it goes away.

    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a retired police car, its for the gun case, which must be open or something (best explanation I can find)

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    TMMITW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not an American car. Only has km.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is not the only place with armed police or retired police vehicles being driven by ordinary people.

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    #75

    Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere

    Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did 2 tires try to become one or did one tire have a tumor?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is where baby tires come from

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this tire have an allergic reaction?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (David Attenborough voice over. Feel free to hear his voice) Ah, there it is. Do you see it? Rarely seen in the wild and never before caught on film. Tyre mitosis. Very rare. Very rare indeed.

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *in Arnold voice* "It's NOT a tumah!"

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaahhhhhhhh. How does this happen?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are a very cautious driver so you bring your own speed bump with you.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's still got plenty of tread on it.

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    #76

    I Present To You All The 5 Elements Of Tire: Fire Element, Water Element, Ice Element, Plant Element, And Bruce Willis 5th Element

    I Present To You All The 5 Elements Of Tire: Fire Element, Water Element, Ice Element, Plant Element, And Bruce Willis 5th Element

    kambesama Report

    #77

    Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning

    Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning

    NeedleworkerWarm5872 Report

    #78

    Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂

    Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂

    gunsrazorsknifeprty Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow those rims must have been sparking

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be aluminum. If I'm not mistaken, would had been a spectakular light show if the rims were magnesium and it was raining

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    Amy T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear fellow drivers. It is perfectly OK to call the police and have them make contact with the driver.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k motor homes, their 8 mpgs, and their MAGAT owners.

    #79

    Well, On The Plus Side, Your Alignment Is Bang On!

    Well, On The Plus Side, Your Alignment Is Bang On!

    spyrye Report

    Eric K.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would pass inspection in Kentucky, since it still holds air.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that is a sign of running over inflated. Also for too long of course.

    #80

    My Lead Tech Has Finally Lost It

    My Lead Tech Has Finally Lost It

    imnotonmytablet Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But cars are a major contributor of global warming. Am I the only one seeing the irony here?

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This is a great illustration of Einstein’s definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Let’s burn some fossil fuels and make it hot, then complain about it being hot, while working in a business built around burning fossil fuels, continuing to burn fossil fuels and complaining how hot it is.. Humankind has gone insane.

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    #81

    Forgot My Drill So I Asked The Customer And This Is What I Got 🤣😂🤣

    Forgot My Drill So I Asked The Customer And This Is What I Got 🤣😂🤣

    Upbeat_Face_3948 Report

    Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not higher on the list!! 🤣🤣

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. The 'ol hammer drilldo. Gets the Job Done???! Never heard of it but... I can imagine.

    #82

    Customer States Ac Isn’t Blowing As Hard As It Does In Their Husband’s Car

    Customer States Ac Isn’t Blowing As Hard As It Does In Their Husband’s Car

    reddit.com Report

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew there even was a cabin filter in a car until last year. Both vehicles got theirs changed after I found out lol oops

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised she did not complain about odor. Those cabin filters go bad and it is FUNKY!

    #83

    Be A Mechanic They Said

    Be A Mechanic They Said

    ahe_243 Report

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you took a car in for servicing in Hungary like that, you'd be turned away. Maybe the mechanics would beat you up, just to teach you a lesson.

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refuse it. Plenty more customers

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it could be worse. The vile things that come out of a human body can be unbearable if you work in the medical field.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to contact the owner and say you won't work on the car until he or she comes over and clean it out.

    CanadianaKa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I feel badly if there's a few pieces of paper on the passenger seat...

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God lord...is that a car seat in the back?!

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the owner. Take the car to a trash dumpster, and put the car in it.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you wouldn’t have to repay a $90,000 student loan for your Philosophy degree !

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to just smell horrendous.

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    #84

    Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On

    Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On

    goldenknight77 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh that's a spendy fix. Airplane tires are crazy expensive.

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlikely. More likely that they landed long and locked up the tires trying not to overrun the end.

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that unlikely. It is very easy and fairly common to land with the brakes applied especially with new pilots. Applying a little too much pressure with your toes on the rudder pedal when landing can do this and many small and medium sized aircraft do not have an anti-skid system. Landing with the bakes applied is more common than landing long.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am only learning on BP the difference of breaks and brakes. 😁 English is not my first language and I like learning more. :)

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    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many new pilots do this. The rudder pedal also operates the brakes on most aircraft. Many new pilots are nervous when making their first few landings so they tend to brace against the rudder pedal which can apply the brakes. When I first started flying gliders I used to do this and at first I had to remind myself to use the pedals with my heels so I didn't tilt the pedal and apply the brakes.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Brakes' I'm saying nothing else.

    #85

    C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise

    C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise

    LumenGA Report

    #86

    Knives I Have Found Under The Back Seats Of Used Cars

    Knives I Have Found Under The Back Seats Of Used Cars

    deathbike600 Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some nice ones there!.... Ok, that makes me sound a bit psycho, doesn't it?

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. Knives are useful tools, for those of us with a brain

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ready Rat Hole Drilling” sounds like something an incel would write 😆

    MoFun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you keep anything you like from the cars you service?

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I kept a waiter's knife in my glove compartment in case a wine party spontaneously broke out.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you keeping those to start a collection?

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    #87

    Good Post Or Bad Post?

    Good Post Or Bad Post?

    tiremonkey1 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post has been deleted! ;-)

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good post, it missed the driver.

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good post about a post that went bad

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are stuck in mud, this would get you out FAST

    Sarah Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know how..........

    #88

    That's A First For Me, Loaded With An Extra Mag Next To It. These People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Own Guns

    That's A First For Me, Loaded With An Extra Mag Next To It. These People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Own Guns

    wauna_b5 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make a big deal about 2nd Amendment rights and then treat guns they own like a TV remote. "Honey have you seen the Glock?" "It's in the car where you left it dear". God the USA is insane.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVEN if they think a single person is a 'well regulated militia', that gun doesn't look 'well regulated'.

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    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us gun owners are this stupid. This particular gun owner should have his/her FOID card revoked. Besides, it's illegal to carry a loaded gun in the car.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is storing a gun in the glove box or center compartment, with a lot of stuff covering it, out of everyone’s view really that inconvenient? I don’t keep a gun in my car, nor do I have the conceal carry certifications to do so, but I know good and well that THIS is a stupid idea.

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very irresponsible and this is coming from someone who lives in Texas.

    howdylee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss bought a brand new RAV4 last year. He picked one the dealer had in stock because he got a really good deal. Boss negotiated a service swap - because that particular car didn't have heated seats, but it did have a locking gun safe in the center console! Swapped the console for a normal one and the service to install/activate the heated seats! In a RAV4! C'mon people!

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably stick it in their pocket if you asked them to remove it.

    GlamourGhoul
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I live in Oregon, and every day I see people with bumper stickers saying “OreGUNion”…this is what I imagine the inside of their cars looks like.

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why shouldn't they be allowed to own guns just because they are doing something perfectly okay to do?

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    #89

    One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone

    One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone

    CentipedeZERO Report

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to turn your airbag into a claymore in 3 easy steps

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking down at the phone while driving. Dingus.

    #90

    Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof

    Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof

    Boston-Corbett Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like something from the early Bond-movies! "Now you die slowly Mr Bond!" And then he escaped easily..

    #91

    You Had One Job

    You Had One Job

    reddit.com Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too drive a telorvehc, the sound on that 9A engine is wonderful

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who installed the Australian update on a USA based car?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia? /jk 🙃😏🤫

    #92

    We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir

    We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir

    Whatoilyouusebro Report

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to charge these people that have clutter cars for cleanig their cars out.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fork is wrong with people?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (me to the customer): You’re on your own, buddy.

    #93

    Guy Pulled Up To The Shop To Do An Oil Change

    Guy Pulled Up To The Shop To Do An Oil Change

    Jcrosb94 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for using things as long as possible, but I think they need a car change

    burncreek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the oil but change the wreck around it.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even bother changing the oil on that?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will it even hold oil? looks like it was in a Fast and Furious episode.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw the whole car away.

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    #94

    “My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”

    “My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”

    unstealthypanda Report

    Dave Platt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, it lights up and says "TIRE". A few miles later it reads "TIRE!!!". A while after that it changes again, reading "TIRE? WHAT TIRE?"

    #95

    Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt

    Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt

    franklybutthurt Report

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing here ?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their mileage is 80085, it resembles the word "BOOBS".

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A number for me to look forward to! I can't remember if I'm in the mid or high 70s right now.

    #96

    Big Brain Time

    Big Brain Time

    Darth-Boogerus Report

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there had been a cut out already they could have use….you know a bit like that shape in the wheel trim above it….

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always funny when the joke is explained, good job

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Missed it by THAT much" (Get Smart)

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case there is anyone who doesn't already know this - They make extenders. Air stems come in different lengths and professionals will install the right length. But if for some reason you have an air stem that is too short to stick out far enough to get the air hose attached - they make screw on extenders. Google - "air stem extension"

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just rotate the cover less than 10° CW and all will be revealed.

    #97

    C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)

    C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)

    BoogerChute Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them YouTube clickbait videos are getting out of hand

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common revenge tactic. Just fill the tires half full of water. If it is not cold, the car will shake like an epileptic. If it is cold, the ice will all be in the bottom and it will be un-drivable above 20 mph.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not wait until it melts??

    Jenny Lind
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To long of a wait, as he needed the tire off the rim to replace it.

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    #98

    Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering

    Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering

    PDX_drifter Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to apologise to Mr Auntriarch for being rude about his bent coat hanger contraption

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works...

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am i looking at? I just see the pieces and not the sum

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone/charger cord holder that sits in the cup holder.

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    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone should invent a device to hold a phone in a car! SMH

    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy- Red Green

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot to take in here.

    #99

    When You Dispute The Bill And Tell The Other Mechanic To Just Put The Motor Back In The Car

    When You Dispute The Bill And Tell The Other Mechanic To Just Put The Motor Back In The Car

    kidkangaroo Report

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a MINI, I'm inclined to side with the "other" mechanic.

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha that is not the story here. Obviously doing that would cause a lot of other damage to the car that the mechanic company would be responsible for.

    #100

    Why Doesn’t The Heat Work On My Brand New Civic ??

    Why Doesn’t The Heat Work On My Brand New Civic ??

    cellnivek Report

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the O.P:. . . . "So what happened here was, we had a really bad blizzard and customer came in saying that all of their lights were on and the car drove horrible (no heat especially) and when we popped the hood we see this terrific mess of snow like wtf ?? Customer never popped the hood, it was left outside during the storm so looks like it was all the wind that absolutely piled up. And it was PACKED. left it to thaw overnight. Ran normal after everything was dry, no problems since.. a mystery to this day maybe they really did leave the hood open lol idk man"

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what engine this thing has, but shouldn't its heat melt snow away? Also... what kind of freaking storm occured that it packed up the snow UNDER the hood? XD

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cae was left out in a blizzard. That's snow.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess: customer put in dish soap instead of detergent?

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, could be one of the northern states up by the border too. I'm in North Dakota and most winters we get a blizzard a week. While I haven't seen this I've seen drifts that were 2 stories tall even in town

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone watered the engine as if it were a plant.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They misunderstood what ‘green energy’ means..

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    #101

    Customer Is Emailing/Calling To Find Out Why Their Windows & Doors Are Open…. While The Car Is In Service At A Mercedes Dealer

    Customer Is Emailing/Calling To Find Out Why Their Windows & Doors Are Open…. While The Car Is In Service At A Mercedes Dealer

    ItsAlecito Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well sir, the remedy is, take your phone, pull down your trousers, bend over, and..."

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sacrifise 5 children to the Flesh God Alenatutiku under the moonlight in the Sabaths holy year, and feed their spirts to the Demon Lord, on the 5th day, of the 5th month, on the 5th year" EDIT: THIS IS JUST A JOKE

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    #102

    C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times

    C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times

    GMCSierra18 Report

    #103

    This Jeep Just Ran Out Of Luck. A Penny Came Out Of The Transmission Drain Hole

    This Jeep Just Ran Out Of Luck. A Penny Came Out Of The Transmission Drain Hole

    ThatDarnEngineer Report

    K.K.J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Empty Every Penny (Nice lookin CJ tho! Damn!)

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ask how it got there, but I will assume "human mistake" would be the best guess. XD

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