50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)
Frequent readers know that we love to cover the “Just Rolled into the Shop” online group where mechanics share the nonsense folks bring them. So we’ve gathered the best (or worst) examples of cars and other vehicles that might need an exorcism before a mechanic can make any real headway.
So get comfortable as you scroll through, perhaps don’t ignore that check engine light and be sure to upvote your favorite ones. If you have any similar stories of automotive nonsense, feel free to share it in the comments section below.
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This Stray Hung Out In The Yard Over The Weekend Then Rolled In My Bay. Now He’s Mine
The doggie knows the best house to go. May you both have a lot of fun and adventures.
Look at how much your love did for him! A whole new happy life! Bless you.
Thank you kind Sir. May you have many happy and healthy years together.
Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash
I worked in car dealerships for many years. It was amazing how many gruff looking guys cuddled and took home cats to unsuspecting wives/kids.
Dash is the perfect name, because of where he was found, and because of kitty zoomies :3
Just Saved This Lil Guy. I Had To Remove The Front End Of The Vehicle To Do It, But He Is Now Free And Alive And Well
"We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty"
I am not sure that it needed saving. As rabbits can squeese though incredible small holes I suspect he could have got out if no humans was around to stress it. Hope they first tried to leave the car in peace during the night.
Hope the goofy thing lived afterwards. Rabbits are so difficult to keep alive because they will literally just give themselves heart attacks. As a veterinarian from Great British Bake-Off said "They just want to die".
Having a car is a mix of joy and terror. The freedom of driving anywhere anytime, except until a certain sound goes off and you start doing mental calculations on just how much it might cost. Some of these lights that might show up on your dashboard and you wonder just how long the vehicle will stumble on.
Add on top the fact that many mechanics are perhaps not the most honest individuals, and it’s easier to understand why so many people end up driving cars that hardly function properly. One survey found that the majority of Americans are not actually happy with their car service provider, as they feel like issues are overdiagnosed and fixes end up being overcharged.
Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It
I was 10 or so, and my dad and I were driving from New York to our home in Illinois in his old Volvo (he LOVED old Volvos). It has engine trouble partway home, and we had it taken care of in a small-town shop. I found a gray kitten wandering around the chairs where we were waiting in the garage area. Based on these posts, I should've kept it...
Cats can put themselves in some really weird places. My junior cat recently trapped himself in a kitchen drawer I would have thought was too small for him to stuff himself into in the first place. The hard part was figuring out where in the $%@# he was. Once I managed that feat of intellect, getting him out wasn't bad.
Load More Replies...Stayed A Little Longer At The Shop To Save This Little Guy From Someone’s Engine Bay
From Reddit: The mechanic who found him named him Sparky & he became the official shop cat! Always love a good ending ❤️
I swear, those kittens are conspiring worldwide by hiding in peoples' cars! It happens way too often to be a coincidence. I alone have 2 of those from 2 separate occasions 3 years apart.
I Dont Condone Stealing... But Man I Want To
The judge who owns them would, but that’s a different matter.
Load More Replies...I would feed anyone who stole my babies out of my van to my pigs live
The vast majority of mechanics are not liars. Car owners tend to underestimate just how badly their vehicle is doing. Or perhaps they drive a less commonly found, imported car, which means that any replacement pieces are more expensive then one might think. The real issue, ultimately, is that many drivers simply do not know the first thing about their vehicle and end up being taken advantage of.
This Was On A Car That Came In Today
I agree, Bored something. What a sweet thing to do.
Load More Replies...I am reading this as the son/daughter was about to die or maybe move far away?
The guy before you apparently didn't follow directions because WIX filters are black.
Customer: "Let Me Know When You Are About To Pull My Truck In So I Can Get My Raccoon" And He Sat In The Lobby With A Raccoon Until His Truck Was Done
Illegal to keep as a pet in all US States (retired wildlife rehabber here who had to rehab tons of illegal pets). Just throwing it out there before anyone seeing this gets ideas :).
Load More Replies...I love raccoons... however... RACCOONS. ARE. NOT. PETS They are wild animals and you are doing it a disservice by keeping it.
It depends on the circumstances. Like, if he raised it from a baby it may not be able to go back to the wild so it's better if he keeps it so it doesn't die
Load More Replies...I have to tell the service techs that I have a 3 legged goat and 2 ferrets in the van. Waiting room is always interesting
The Eyes After A 30 Mile Trip
After that long drive, I hope they took the cat to the vet, then adopted the cat. Poor cat.
It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning
They are removing the transmission but forgot to undo the shift k**b or gaiter.
Load More Replies...I Got $10 Off My Oil Change Because I "Fulfilled The Destiny" Of The Tech Who Had To Report My Mileage
Last year driving back from a camping trip my truck hit 234,567 miles. Of course I pulled over and took a pic
When I read the headline, my mind went in an entirely different direction.
Wonderful! Watching the old cars' odometers roll over at 100,000 was always exciting!
Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town
I hope they attached it to the husbands car so he thinks she's tailing him. What an absolute arsè wipe.
should attach it to a cop car. i'm sure they would love the excuses
Load More Replies...I really hope the mechanics took care to preserve any fingerprints on that unit.
Load More Replies...I hope that putting a tracking device on someone else's car, is a felony in that state/country.
Yes. File charges. In some states it can be criminal, in others, civil
Load More Replies...I would have given it to the UPS driver and asked him to put it on the next outbound truck.
D!ck move... I do hope the woman survives divorcing this controlling p.o.s.
In most states it is illegal to put a tracking device on someone's car without their permission. Unless the soon to be ex has his name on the loan/title, this is usually a felony.
Depending on the circumstances, some police departments will check your vehicle for tracking devices for free. About a year ago, someone broke into my car while I was out shopping with my kids. I went inside and called the police. They looked at surveillance footage from the parking lot. Turns out the perpetrator had been tinkering under the hood and body of my car. Police had me drive directly to their forensics building to have someone do a thorough search of my vehicle. They found a small tracking device under my car.
The Odds Of A Single 4 Leaf Clover Rooting Into A Fender Line
Though I think it's a canola-seed? Or if clover, then just two leafs cause this is two cotyledon(s).
Load More Replies...I lost the keys to my pick up and didn’t drive it for a while and I have several zinnia plants starting from seed in the bed of the truck 😂
My Brother Is An Advisor At A Honda Dealer. Just Texted Me This…
I think Mice are rather nice. Their tales are long, their whiskers small. They haven't any chins at all. Their ears are pink, their teeth are white. They run about the house at night. They nibble things they shouldn't touch, and no one seems to like them much. But I think mice are nice.
Mica can do really bad things to the wiring in a vehicle ... explains the tow for 'a running issue"
I had a cute little mouse family in my garage that ate all of my indian corn fall wreath. I started giving them cat food.
Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever
What year, make, and model is that? These days, piece of equipment lasting that long is phenomenal!
I will respectfully disagree. I've been driving for 45 years, and cars and trucks definitely last longer now than they did then. They're safer also, because of the crumple zones.
Load More Replies...The odometer, or the trip meter? Odometers are still mechanical units, even when the readout is digital.
Load More Replies...The last few used cars I've owned have all made it to (nearly) 200K...
We've had 3 that easily made it past 300,000, but a million miles? That is impressive as heck.
Load More Replies...16 Years Of Writing Service And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox
OMG! That's crazy! At least there is trash on the floor so I feel they are somewhat normal.
When A Car Sits On The Lot Too Long
I have to wait for a few weeks to take my jetski out on the water cuz of this. Bless their little hearts. I can wait :).
I saw a video where they opened their mouths when you make a kissy sound.
"Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"
Any Suggestions?
He's got a death grip on the wiring and he's trying to climb deeper.
🎶Armadillo by morning. Up from San Antone. Everything that I got is just what I got on. When the sun is high in that Texas sky, I’ll be bucking into county fair. Armadillo by morning. Armadillo, I’ll be there. 🎵
Load More Replies...I always love to take an opportunity and share some interesting facts as a retired wildlife rehabber: Armadillo mothers can delay implantation of a fertilized egg until environmental conditions are favorable for pregnancy. They also always give birth to identical quadruplets.
This works for any mammals, (except dead ones) amphibians, and most reptiles. get a bee smoker. Of the type used by beekeepers for when they collect the honey. Alternatively, if you don't have this trouble often, just get a flexible 3/4 inch diameter hose & a horrible smelling cigar. Some people will b***h about the smell, but leave all the doors open & run a shop fan into the interior for 20 - 30 minutes, while lightly spraying a smoke odor air freshener now & then. Additional info when dealing with reptiles. Smoke is bad for their eyes, it has a deleterious effect, moreso than with mammals or insects because of the nictitating membrane.
Hell Hath No Fury
Thanks for pointing that out. I would have missed it.
Load More Replies...How to tell the cops you did it without telling the cops you did it.
Load More Replies...Hell hath no fury like love to hatred turned, and heaven no tempest like a woman scorned.
This is SOOOOO great!! If my ex had a car (4 DUIs), I would love to have done that!!!!
Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire But It Keeps Leaking Air
How to tell my customer her husband doesn't love her and/or weaponized incompetence in action
Not too bad for an emergency patch up when you're in the middle of nowhere. Utterly idiotic if you expect for regular use. XD
If you spend time driving around the middle of nowhere, a $20 patch kit is a very very good investment.
Load More Replies...Oh come on! I am one of the least mechanically capable people I know, and *I* consider it glaringly obvious that this is incredibly stupid!
Should I move my winners belt from the Mazda Mice to "Florida Man patches wife's tire"?
Got To Work On The Wienermobile Today
The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon
I knew it was time to overhaul the rear brakes when they started to sound like the brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park whenever I braked reversing.
I saw a post where someone said their car sounded like an intro to a Van Halen song
Mechanic asked me for my car's color. "Shiny dirt." Next time I go in, "You're the owner of the 'Shiny dirt' Caravan?" A proud moment.
One time my power brake booster was sighing like an exasperated teenager. I reported it as such.
Mine did that too, only on really smooth road surfaces...it was something to do with the brakes, and the grease in the tyre ball joint...my mechanic has never watched nemo, he didn't understand my reference either
Customer Said All 4 Of Them Were Uninjured But We Can’t Say The Same About The Car
I hope they were able to change into clean underwear soon after that happened.
Load More Replies...Had to check if someone had used this comment. This was going to be my comment. This is how horror stories get started.
Load More Replies...If it had been a high-end Chevy Sedan, it could have been Vlad the Impala.
That is one burly firewall. I can't even imagine what that was like for the passengers to experience.
This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have
We have this on the back of one of our animal trailers. It's funnier when it's full of goats.
This actually happened to my old neighbour, who had 3 Very Mischievous Small Boys .....all still alive and grown-up now!
On the back of a bikers jacket - "if you can read this, the missus has fallen off"
Just Crawled Out From Under A Broken Lift
What oil? That's how they normally look. It's a baby snapping turtle. Also Dawn soap really isn't innocuous to wildlife, and any injured wild animal should be brought to rescue professionals to handle. It's easy to do more harm than good.
Load More Replies...Careful. That's an alligator snapping turtle and they love fingers.
Well... Almost Pissed My Pants... Caught Off Guard
I got this for my kid...scared the sh*t out of me all the time, thinkin someone behind me in my car when I turned my head. Made him feel safe tho
After a long Monday at work.. 😆 He looks like he wishes there’s beer in that can!
maybe it's supposed to look like you have a back seat passenger so you can use the HOA lanes?
Found A Friend
I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back
If you change the glasses and tires, I'll take it. Forget about the glasses, just put on tires :D
Pulled This Guy From A Camry
I Am Pretty Sure I'm Younger Than The Tire
That presumes they updated the tire mold as soon as the USSR broke up. Odds are they just kept whompin' them out for years afterwards.
Load More Replies...Other countries' import laws ... ? Because many people can read "made in" in English. Not so many can read Russian.
Load More Replies...Customer Failed To Mention The Fact That His Dog Was In The Vehicle, Scared The Hell Outta Me
It's probably an oil change shop, maybe 10 minutes wait.
Load More Replies...And not in a bench/crate. Put them in one for their safety, just like you wear seatbelts.
Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…
I wonder how long Mama and babies played possum in the engine? That car had to have been sitting still for quite some time.
Those babies are close to being on their own, so it's been a while.
Load More Replies...I ordered a car from one of those popular used lots (rhymes with FarLax) and was called when it arrived on the lot from another location about an hour away where it had been "pre-inspected" for the trip and should be ready for me to purchase. Lifted the hood, and it was packed full of leaves similar to what you see here. Whomever had been living there had already left. I guess pre-inspections don't include looking under the hood.
Wait. Your car has front radar? Is that for weather or targeting?
Self Aware Prius Owner
I love my 2021 although I confess it's seriously lacking basic trunk space.
This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”
What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
Load More Replies...That happened to my moms car. Some light wiring harness came loose and destroyed the panel and tire.
Was it fixable? I don't know anything about cars but if that happened to me I would assume I'm going to need a new car.
Load More Replies...I understand the damage from the tire exploding, but why are there wires there?
It appears the CV joint (drive line for the front wheels) failed, parts of it stabbed the tire, then wrapped around the wheel, the flailing of all these parts caught part of the wiring harness and yanked it out of its normal spot.
Load More Replies...How American
Please don't do this. My family was in a car accident where someone died because they weren't wearing a seatbelt and went out the windshield.
Neck stability is optional in the states, also it’s their RIGHT not to wear a seatbelt! Forgive me, most Americans are stable lovely people, but doing this is so dumb, adding the flag just makes it worse (honestly American pandas, I’m not having a pop at you!)
Imagine paying to increase the risk of flying into your windshield when you're involved in an accident. Lunacy. I'm a short, hypersensitive person who hates the way the seat belt rubs my neck and collarbone; I have a comfortable padded strap that velcroes around the top of the seat belt, because that is the only appropriate $10 solution to not liking the feel of a seat belt.
When I was doing my driving test they told us unbuckled person’s body can kill other passengers in ceratin type of accidents. My short aunt doesn’t like seatbelts either but she got exception from her doctor that she does not need to wear one (legal in my country, I don’t think it should be). I never rode in a car with her and never will.
Load More Replies...This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983
So rare to see one intact. I think I've only ever seen one IRL. Hella rare cars.
If it weren't for the movies they'd all have been scrapped by now.
Load More Replies...I had a neighbor with one. It was that color, too. That thing really moved!
I've seen a few out here in So Cal -- one on the 210 more than a few times.. very cool cars
Surprised It Didn’t Explode Into The Shop
Send it to that pimple popping lady on YouTube :D
Load More Replies...This is due to running (for quite some time) the tire on very low air pressure - or driving on it while flat. The wheel's rim damages the sidewalk and when it's inflated, you get sidewall bubbles!
I hit a curb and did the same, not to this extent but enough to scare the crazy out of me
Load More Replies...I would have been afraid to drive on it. It should have been towed in to the shop.
So do I... thanks for that image which will now be forever stuck in my brain.....
Load More Replies...Can somebody explain what the problem is here? I've never seen a tyre like that!
Tires are made of layers of different types of rubber. In this case, the innermost layer (which holds the air pressure) has failed, allowing air to seep between the layers of rubber, causing bubbles to form.
Load More Replies...Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?
No, they just find a place they like, if not encouraged to lay in a nesting spot. Their favorite place tends to be a prized plant that you have painstakingly cared for, generally flattening and killing said prized plant 🙄
Load More Replies...She cleans up all of the sunflower seeds and peanuts. Then she lays an egg.
Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland
I love my Chevy squarebody! Drove it all the way from Oregon to Prudhoe Bay and back a few years ago, great trip. IMG_0311-6...4a1ddf.jpg
that's in beautiful shape - suspect it still stinks when it runs though.
Here in the northern states they all rusted out a long time ago from the salt.
Customer Says "Don't Worry, It's Friendly"
Yeah, that little raptor needs to be transported in an appropriate fashion. It could easily slip away, hurt itself or the driver. Hopefully on the way to a rescue facility.
Is that a Falcon? He'll say "hello" while he's tearing your eyes out. That BOX is a red flag. A falconer would have a more professional transport for it.
My Husband Called Shortly Into His Half Hour Drive Home To Say The Tire “Felt A Little Off”
Check it, the tire beads never came off the wheel! It is miraculously probably fine.
Load More Replies...Me Standing Next To A Cat 797
*The CAT runs to auntriarch and lets out a giant rev of its engine. Auntri, like a good cat parent goes to fill its tank with the highest grade diesel. The CAT takes one look at the beautifully arranged food, turns its back and jumps onto the fence. The fence is turned to dust*
Load More Replies...Private Security Tahoe With 1” Bulletproof Glass. The Rest Of The Vehicle Is Just As Heavily Armored
I bet the owner is a 100% honest person with a 100% legitimate business ;)
C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries
TIL that some people install solar panels on the tops of their vehicles.
Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great
From what I remember, FORD was kicking themselves when it outsold their Trans-AM due to them not letting the creators of "Smokey And The Bandit" use their sports car.
Load More Replies...Accerlator Gets Stuck To Floor. Pull On String To Unstick
I remember when my starter on my 75 Camaro would get stuck... I'd have to pop the hood and smack it with a hammer. Ta Da... up until I could get it up on the rack and replace it. Always cracked me up when men would ask if I needed help.. no thanks, I've got it.
Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car
I know "glass skin" is all the rage these days, but this is a little too much! #RealTiresHaveTexture
The tire must be for decoration because it sure isn't for driving on safely.
I can't tell. Is that tire in some sort of protective plastic foil, or is it just that smooth?
Should have called the police and had them waiting for her to drive off.
Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl
C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running
TIP: Buy the air filters that have the metal screen on the downstream side. I believe the primary purpose is to prevent the paper from being sucked into the engine if the paper fails for some reason - like if it gets wet. But this is another way the paper can fail. One time I changed my filter and found a mouse had chewed a hole like that. But thanks to the metal screen, all of the "fluffy" chewed up bits stayed on the outer side of the filter and didn't get sucked into the engine.
Could they’ve been sucked into the engine??? I mean they’ve already made a hole in the filter and then there’s just a hollow pipe to the throttle body Not sure though
The mass air sensor will have a wire screen in front of it to prevent damage (at least mine does).
Load More Replies...Nice, warm, snuggly rats nest ..... can't see anything wrong here ..... :0(((((
A Girl Who Works At Sonic Just Paid Her 1k Repair Bill With Mostly 1's And 5's. Mad Resolve
I had a daughter that waited tables and she would pay me back for things in ones. I told the bank teller I was a stripper.
It's a fast food chain, where the customer stays in his or her vehicle and one of the workers brings the food out to you. It's common for them to receive tips when they do so.
Load More Replies...Just Hopped Into The Shop
As a wildlife rehabber I call them "hop and drop" because these little guys can drop dead out of fear within a second if picked up and handled. I often had people bring me cottontails, holding them tightly in their hands..."Oh, it has calmed down, hasn't moved in a while." Yaaa....
I Swear These Customers Do This On Purpose
My New Carpeting
When You're Towing A Car Behind Your Rv, Remember To Put It In Neutral
In my mind... I'm seeing Chevy Chase on vacation, just waving and smiling at the people passing and furiously motioning to the back of the RV
It's a Hybrid. You can't put it into neutral without turning it on. Beats the whole idea of towing it!
Some hybrids can be dinghy towed, if they have an appropriate transmission mode.
Load More Replies...Tech States “I’m Not Getting In That Car, You Can’t Make Me”
Used to work at a dealership as an advisor and the worse we had was a farmer who had open buckets of pig parts in blood that he fed to his animals in the trunk. Then there was the family that used adult diapers and threw them in the back seat..... Oh the stories
Getting Real Tired Of These
A similar thing happened to me. After getting my car back from service, I could hear a wooshing sound as if a window was open. I checked all windows and the sunroof, but they were all closed. I was about to take it back, but then realized the ventilated seats were on. I never use that feature, so I didn't really know what it sounded like.
Been fooled by that myself once. Took me a week to realise that it wasn't perished rubber seals.
First Time Seeing Hello Kitty Exhaust Tips
I Present The Jellyfish. Dual Axle Trailer, Was Ran Flat For Quite A Distance
How did the driver not know that something was wrong, for "quite a distance?!"
Dual Axle. So it would still be running on an inflated tyre on that side. If the trailer had covered wheels, you could feasibly not see that in your mirrors. Whether you would hear it or feel it on the steering, I don't know.
Load More Replies...C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds
Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself
Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water
It's not fraud. You can't sell fuel containing water, as it won't work as fuel. It usually happens because tanks are underground and rainwater leaks into the tanks due to poor maintenance. They will be 100% liable for any damage to vehicles as a result. I friend of mine had to have many thousands of pounds worth of work done to his brand new performance car after a similar incident. They paid up, but I don't think they expected such a hefty bill.
Load More Replies...Rolled In Because It Wouldn't Start. C/S Car Has Been Sitting Up For "A Little While," Has A Newspaper From The Cold War In The Trunk
I remember '86. That was the year Challenger exploded on liftoff. Watched it live.
oh. This is the TRUNNNK. Ah. I was going to say, I know why she won't start.
Not with that gas filler right ahead of the trunk lid. I think it's a TR6.
Load More Replies...We Share The Road With These People
It must be like that scene in Deer Hunter, every time they take 'er out.
Like I said, these tires are perfect for a race track, but not for the open road.
When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…
Kachow
There's A Battery Terminal In There Somewhere
Car Was In A Flood And Customer Asked If It Was Okay, The Dash Answered For Me
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR CAR IN THE GOBLET OF WATER?!?!?!?!?!?
Load More Replies...Found This On The Underside Of A Woman’s Car Today… Needless To Say She’s A Little Freaked Out. Rechargeable With 4g Sim Card In It
Agreed! Holy hell that's two of these trackers on women's cars on this list. How are these things so cheap and common that Stalky McStalkerson can just buy these? This is advanced surveillance technology. You should need a license or something.
Load More Replies...Again… call the police. Personally I would call his employer, too, and post it all online!
Work Never Fails To Disappoint
They keep little kids’ hands and dogs’ paws from accidentally opening the car window with the switch.
Load More Replies...I hate when I do that. And I always forget why it's doing it. Takes me about two to three days
Who's The New Guy?
Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This
Well... sorry sir. Your truck combusted under very strange circumstances involving a wasp nest and a flamethrower.
Best anti-theft truck feature since… I can’t think of anything better.
Gotta Love Florida 🙄
Vehicle was disassembled? Mechanic was arrested? I'm assuming outstanding warrants or something?
Im Scared
Oh yeah that's a common one here in the USA. You just need to reload your gun and it goes away.
this is a retired police car, its for the gun case, which must be open or something (best explanation I can find)
Load More Replies...America is not the only place with armed police or retired police vehicles being driven by ordinary people.
Load More Replies...Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere
(David Attenborough voice over. Feel free to hear his voice) Ah, there it is. Do you see it? Rarely seen in the wild and never before caught on film. Tyre mitosis. Very rare. Very rare indeed.
I Present To You All The 5 Elements Of Tire: Fire Element, Water Element, Ice Element, Plant Element, And Bruce Willis 5th Element
Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning
Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂
Must be aluminum. If I'm not mistaken, would had been a spectakular light show if the rims were magnesium and it was raining
Load More Replies...Well, On The Plus Side, Your Alignment Is Bang On!
My Lead Tech Has Finally Lost It
But cars are a major contributor of global warming. Am I the only one seeing the irony here?
Nope. This is a great illustration of Einstein’s definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Let’s burn some fossil fuels and make it hot, then complain about it being hot, while working in a business built around burning fossil fuels, continuing to burn fossil fuels and complaining how hot it is.. Humankind has gone insane.
Load More Replies...Forgot My Drill So I Asked The Customer And This Is What I Got 🤣😂🤣
Ah. The 'ol hammer drilldo. Gets the Job Done???! Never heard of it but... I can imagine.
Customer States Ac Isn’t Blowing As Hard As It Does In Their Husband’s Car
Never knew there even was a cabin filter in a car until last year. Both vehicles got theirs changed after I found out lol oops
I'm surprised she did not complain about odor. Those cabin filters go bad and it is FUNKY!
Be A Mechanic They Said
If you took a car in for servicing in Hungary like that, you'd be turned away. Maybe the mechanics would beat you up, just to teach you a lesson.
Honestly it could be worse. The vile things that come out of a human body can be unbearable if you work in the medical field.
Need to contact the owner and say you won't work on the car until he or she comes over and clean it out.
And I feel badly if there's a few pieces of paper on the passenger seat...
Tell the owner. Take the car to a trash dumpster, and put the car in it.
Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On
Unlikely. More likely that they landed long and locked up the tires trying not to overrun the end.
Not that unlikely. It is very easy and fairly common to land with the brakes applied especially with new pilots. Applying a little too much pressure with your toes on the rudder pedal when landing can do this and many small and medium sized aircraft do not have an anti-skid system. Landing with the bakes applied is more common than landing long.
Load More Replies...I am only learning on BP the difference of breaks and brakes. 😁 English is not my first language and I like learning more. :)
Load More Replies...Many new pilots do this. The rudder pedal also operates the brakes on most aircraft. Many new pilots are nervous when making their first few landings so they tend to brace against the rudder pedal which can apply the brakes. When I first started flying gliders I used to do this and at first I had to remind myself to use the pedals with my heels so I didn't tilt the pedal and apply the brakes.
C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise
Knives I Have Found Under The Back Seats Of Used Cars
There are some nice ones there!.... Ok, that makes me sound a bit psycho, doesn't it?
Not really. Knives are useful tools, for those of us with a brain
Load More Replies...“Ready Rat Hole Drilling” sounds like something an incel would write 😆
When I was younger, I kept a waiter's knife in my glove compartment in case a wine party spontaneously broke out.
Good Post Or Bad Post?
That's A First For Me, Loaded With An Extra Mag Next To It. These People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Own Guns
They make a big deal about 2nd Amendment rights and then treat guns they own like a TV remote. "Honey have you seen the Glock?" "It's in the car where you left it dear". God the USA is insane.
EVEN if they think a single person is a 'well regulated militia', that gun doesn't look 'well regulated'.
Load More Replies...Not all of us gun owners are this stupid. This particular gun owner should have his/her FOID card revoked. Besides, it's illegal to carry a loaded gun in the car.
Is storing a gun in the glove box or center compartment, with a lot of stuff covering it, out of everyone’s view really that inconvenient? I don’t keep a gun in my car, nor do I have the conceal carry certifications to do so, but I know good and well that THIS is a stupid idea.
My boss bought a brand new RAV4 last year. He picked one the dealer had in stock because he got a really good deal. Boss negotiated a service swap - because that particular car didn't have heated seats, but it did have a locking gun safe in the center console! Swapped the console for a normal one and the service to install/activate the heated seats! In a RAV4! C'mon people!
So I live in Oregon, and every day I see people with bumper stickers saying “OreGUNion”…this is what I imagine the inside of their cars looks like.
why shouldn't they be allowed to own guns just because they are doing something perfectly okay to do?
One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone
Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof
Just like something from the early Bond-movies! "Now you die slowly Mr Bond!" And then he escaped easily..
You Had One Job
We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir
Need to charge these people that have clutter cars for cleanig their cars out.
Guy Pulled Up To The Shop To Do An Oil Change
I'm all for using things as long as possible, but I think they need a car change
will it even hold oil? looks like it was in a Fast and Furious episode.
“My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”
First, it lights up and says "TIRE". A few miles later it reads "TIRE!!!". A while after that it changes again, reading "TIRE? WHAT TIRE?"
Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt
Their mileage is 80085, it resembles the word "BOOBS".
Load More Replies...A number for me to look forward to! I can't remember if I'm in the mid or high 70s right now.
Big Brain Time
If only there had been a cut out already they could have use….you know a bit like that shape in the wheel trim above it….
always funny when the joke is explained, good job
Load More Replies...Just in case there is anyone who doesn't already know this - They make extenders. Air stems come in different lengths and professionals will install the right length. But if for some reason you have an air stem that is too short to stick out far enough to get the air hose attached - they make screw on extenders. Google - "air stem extension"
C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)
Common revenge tactic. Just fill the tires half full of water. If it is not cold, the car will shake like an epileptic. If it is cold, the ice will all be in the bottom and it will be un-drivable above 20 mph.
To long of a wait, as he needed the tire off the rim to replace it.
Load More Replies...Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering
I'm just going to apologise to Mr Auntriarch for being rude about his bent coat hanger contraption
Phone/charger cord holder that sits in the cup holder.
Load More Replies...If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy- Red Green
When You Dispute The Bill And Tell The Other Mechanic To Just Put The Motor Back In The Car
haha that is not the story here. Obviously doing that would cause a lot of other damage to the car that the mechanic company would be responsible for.
Why Doesn’t The Heat Work On My Brand New Civic ??
From the O.P:. . . . "So what happened here was, we had a really bad blizzard and customer came in saying that all of their lights were on and the car drove horrible (no heat especially) and when we popped the hood we see this terrific mess of snow like wtf ?? Customer never popped the hood, it was left outside during the storm so looks like it was all the wind that absolutely piled up. And it was PACKED. left it to thaw overnight. Ran normal after everything was dry, no problems since.. a mystery to this day maybe they really did leave the hood open lol idk man"
I don't know what engine this thing has, but shouldn't its heat melt snow away? Also... what kind of freaking storm occured that it packed up the snow UNDER the hood? XD
Nah, could be one of the northern states up by the border too. I'm in North Dakota and most winters we get a blizzard a week. While I haven't seen this I've seen drifts that were 2 stories tall even in town
Load More Replies...Customer Is Emailing/Calling To Find Out Why Their Windows & Doors Are Open…. While The Car Is In Service At A Mercedes Dealer
"Well sir, the remedy is, take your phone, pull down your trousers, bend over, and..."
"Sacrifise 5 children to the Flesh God Alenatutiku under the moonlight in the Sabaths holy year, and feed their spirts to the Demon Lord, on the 5th day, of the 5th month, on the 5th year" EDIT: THIS IS JUST A JOKE
Load More Replies...C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times
This Jeep Just Ran Out Of Luck. A Penny Came Out Of The Transmission Drain Hole
I'd ask how it got there, but I will assume "human mistake" would be the best guess. XD
There were a number of these with a kitten in the car. That happened to my wife a few years ago. She had been out running errands, and heard a kitten in her car when she got home. We could hear it, but couldn't see it. She got to looking around online, and someone suggested going on YouTube, finding a recording of a mother cat calling her kittens, and play it near the car. It worked like a charm. The kitten came right out.
I gotta say I'm surprised by the number of cats being found inside cars. Also bunnies.
It's said that cats like to get onto a warm engine in cold weather.
Load More Replies...When I see certain images.... You don't have compulsory technical inspection in the USA?
There are no compulsory annual inspections in my country either. If a car is taken to be serviced, or have tyres changed, and in the opinion of the mechanic, the car is not road-legal then the car can not be driven away. It must either be fixed, or a tow truck called to remove it. If the car is on the roads, it must be road-legal.
Load More Replies...My local Jiffy Lube once found a chicken riding on the rear axle of a lifted truck. Truck owner doesn't own chickens.
We live on the Mississippi and had an old bridge. most was replacing the flooring and had all the asphalt off and you'd just be driving on the grid. They were also stopping people on the bridge, I hated that bridge, fear of heights, so I was looking any where except the road. I saw movement and looked down and saw a kitten just walking around and looking over the side. I got out and was holding on my car so I don't fall off the bridge. Really freaked the lady in front of me when I told her not move her car. The kitten came to me and was really oily. He rode the whole way to the vet with his head shoved into my neck, purring. He must have been in/under a car. He got adopted a day later by a woman that had just had to say goodbye to her dog.
I, unknowingly when I was a teenager, started my car with a kitty inside. Kitty didn't make it. Now, I honk my horn in the morning before starting my car.
I can't understand the cars piled with trash. Like, you can't be bothered to throw your own trash away?!?🤬 and then you expect someone else to get in there.?.?.?.Disgusting!
There were a number of these with a kitten in the car. That happened to my wife a few years ago. She had been out running errands, and heard a kitten in her car when she got home. We could hear it, but couldn't see it. She got to looking around online, and someone suggested going on YouTube, finding a recording of a mother cat calling her kittens, and play it near the car. It worked like a charm. The kitten came right out.
I gotta say I'm surprised by the number of cats being found inside cars. Also bunnies.
It's said that cats like to get onto a warm engine in cold weather.
Load More Replies...When I see certain images.... You don't have compulsory technical inspection in the USA?
There are no compulsory annual inspections in my country either. If a car is taken to be serviced, or have tyres changed, and in the opinion of the mechanic, the car is not road-legal then the car can not be driven away. It must either be fixed, or a tow truck called to remove it. If the car is on the roads, it must be road-legal.
Load More Replies...My local Jiffy Lube once found a chicken riding on the rear axle of a lifted truck. Truck owner doesn't own chickens.
We live on the Mississippi and had an old bridge. most was replacing the flooring and had all the asphalt off and you'd just be driving on the grid. They were also stopping people on the bridge, I hated that bridge, fear of heights, so I was looking any where except the road. I saw movement and looked down and saw a kitten just walking around and looking over the side. I got out and was holding on my car so I don't fall off the bridge. Really freaked the lady in front of me when I told her not move her car. The kitten came to me and was really oily. He rode the whole way to the vet with his head shoved into my neck, purring. He must have been in/under a car. He got adopted a day later by a woman that had just had to say goodbye to her dog.
I, unknowingly when I was a teenager, started my car with a kitty inside. Kitty didn't make it. Now, I honk my horn in the morning before starting my car.
I can't understand the cars piled with trash. Like, you can't be bothered to throw your own trash away?!?🤬 and then you expect someone else to get in there.?.?.?.Disgusting!
