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Keeping secrets is easier for some than it is for others; so is revealing them. Be that as it may, sharing something you’ve kept to yourself for a while might come as a relief. That’s why people tend to turn to a friend willing to lend an ear, for example, or confess their sins to a member of their church. A number of people nowadays choose to open up to no other than their trusty device and the almighty internet as well.

Received via a Google form, their confessions are then shared on the renowned ‘Fesshole’ Twitter account, which has become an internet sensation over the past five years. Created in June, 2018, the account has already amassed over 988k followers, as well as an abundance of submissions from people in need to lift the load weighing on their chest. If you’re interested to learn what it is they’ve managed to keep a secret until now, scroll down to find some of ‘Fesshole’s’ latest posts on the list below.

In order to learn more about ‘Fesshole’ and how sharing secrets affects a person, Bored Panda turned to the founder of the Twitter account, Rob Manuel, and Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, Michael Slepian, who were kind enough to answer some of our questions. You will find both of their thoughts in the text below.

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    I, a 50yo queer who has to work at it to pass, texted a new employee to confirm she was good to start the following Friday. From my work mobile, which was on several documents she was given and which was pointed out to her. “Hey Kehlani. It’s Marco from ********. Are you good to go this Friday?” She replied with, “F**k off, I got a boyfriend.” When she called the Monday after to find out when she was to begin, she was told she was a no show and we’ve rescinded the offer. Mostly because I’m not obligated to explain myself once someone speaks to me that way. Period.

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    Recognized by internet users all over the world, the Twitter page was founded by Rob Manuel, a marketing specialist who’s also spent the last couple of decades building interactive web projects, such as the b3ta.com message board. The Mirror revealed that Rob started it all with an open invitation from his personal account, encouraging people to anonymously confess their sins via an online form. Upon receiving the first hundred of them, Manuel laid them out on the newly-created ‘Fesshole’ account.

    In a recent interview with Bored Panda, Rob remembered the very beginning of the project: “I was bored one afternoon and I thought it would be fun to open a google form and ask people to confess stuff anonymously. I figured at best maybe 500 people would care. Now there's nearly a million followers,” he said, jokingly adding “Please make them go away.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local pizzeria gave us free pizza when they found out that my husband was fighting for his life at the hospital. It saved our Christmas. We are still loyal customers 20 years later.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU LET YOUR DOG TAKE THE BLAME. I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM TONIGHT

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    Indeed, Rob’s account has already reached nearly 990k followers, who have revealed secrets ranging from shocking to odd, and everything in between. He told Bored Panda what was one of the most bizarre confessions he’s ever received. The anonymous person wrote: “About a year ago, the company I worked for switched to a four-day week. Never told my wife. Each Friday, I hire out a small office where I play Football Manager. I like to pretend it's my Manager's office. I have 'conversations' with players about disciplinary matters and contracts.”

    “I quite fancy living my life like this, although I actually hate football,” the founder of ‘Fesshole’ recounted the anonymous story.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So yall b*tch about richer people buying brand name things right off the rack but also won't allow them to shop at thrift stores? 😒 it can't be both ways. Pick a side and shut up.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some very intelligent people who have no interest in correct spelling or grammar, their minds do not work linguistically. If the job involves communication, you are perhaps right to reject them. If not you may have rejected many very intelligent, capable people. We have a strange fixation on spelling and grammar as an indicator of intelligence.

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    In an interview with the Mirror last year, Manuel revealed what early confession became a hit, receiving 36,000 likes on the page: "My husband's dying wish was to make people think he led a double life,” an anonymous person submitted via an online form. “We had three blacked-out Landrovers follow the corsage and had actors in suits and trench coats as the funeral conductors. He was a bank manager for TSB. To this day, we haven't told anyone the truth."

    Rob Manuel pointed out that observational comedy is the core of it all. “Observational comedy with the added richness of going, 'is this is real?' And we're sort of recognizing we are to some degree, imperfect," he told the Mirror.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a survivor of abuse with severe PTSD - I have made a point of getting unique tattoos on my arms, legs, and torso. I love tattoos so no one questions my motivation but the the truth is that if I am ever dismembered, and only one piece of me is found, the police will have an easier time identifying my body.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe prep them for that so they don’t make your GF uncomfortable or offended by accident?

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    Over the years, Rob’s observational comedy transcended Twitter and was presented to the general public in a book, titled The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously, comprising “Fesshole’s” greatest confessions to date. The founder of the Twitter account and the author of the book was also able to go on tours, presenting some of the submissions in front of a live audience.

    “I enjoy doing the live shows the most—seeing different parts of the UK and meeting people,” he told Bored Panda. Rob added that doing audience confessions tends to get pretty funny. “We've had police people talking about letting people off crimes,” he said, providing an example. “There was also a guy who was running a WhatsApp group with 200 members for exchanging fart recordings, who turned up and told us all.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get ones that aren't all sticky and smell good. I hate sun cream too, but if I have to put it on, I want to smell nice.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes call my dog "Doofus Features". I yelled it at the park once to get his attention, and some guy turned around and gave me a filthy look. I'm not sure that I'm the one who should be embarrassed in this situation.

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    Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School and author of 'The Secret Life of Secrets', Michael Slepian, explained to Bored Panda how getting things off of your chest can benefit a person: “When we keep a secret entirely to ourselves, we leave only one venue to work through a problem: our own mind. But when we choose to be alone with something, we often don't develop the healthiest ways of thinking about it. Other people's reactions often temper overly negative thinking, and help us out of unhelpful thinking loops.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely hilarious. And very much justified. :]

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't keep this secret. Your family needs to know you're on antidepressants and should be part of your support network.

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    “When someone reveals a secret to a person they are keeping it from, I call this confession,” Prof. Slepian pointed out. “When we reveal a secret to a third party, I call this confiding. Confession is sometimes the right thing to do, but not always. But confiding is the best of both worlds: you get to reveal a secret to someone while still keeping it secret from others.

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    “What is helpful about confiding is that the person often responds in a useful way, offering emotional support or practical advice. Confiding in someone anonymously can be helpful too, but only to the extent the person offers a helpful response,” he added.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that don't know, Kew Gardens is a botanical gardens in Richmond, south of London. They have trees & plants there from all over the world.

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    Even though this isn’t as relevant when it comes to social media accounts, such as ‘Fesshole’, sharing a secret can create a stronger bond between people, which is especially prominent among kids. “Both children and adults use secrecy as a way out of getting in trouble, but if you ask a child what a secret is, they'll say a secret is something that you only tell your best friend,” Michael Slepian suggested.

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    “Young children think about secrets as something to be shared, and too often adults lose sight of this. Sharing a secret with someone, something you wouldn't tell just anyone, is one of the most powerful social forces we have control over. Our confidants recognize revealing a secret as an act of intimacy.”

    If reading people’s darkest—well, in some cases, not so much—secrets is something you enjoy, you’re in luck, as we have quite a collection of ‘Fesshole’s’ posts here at Bored Panda. You can find our previous editions on the Twitter page here, here, here, here, and here.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, I have a friend who got fit by getting really into Pokémon Go.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you feel fancy as well since it was seen as a treat when I was growing up!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volunteer with a local shelter. There are always dogs that need walking, brushing, and training. Or foster dogs for one. It's never too late to start doing something you love.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically the plot of a black mirror episode, it's scary that that kind of thing is possible

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    Budcot
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If have an entire world to see after I die, I'm not spending time watching relatives wanking. Have some common sense 🤣

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which they then passed along to their customers, congrats you're part of the problem

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hilarious. I hate golf so I am totally ok with people cheating in it. Please do not murder me. My contempt for it is due to how it is used to occupy vast parts of african land and water which underprivileged people cannot use for housing in a country with water shortages.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, i faked not knowing english or swedish to get out of talking to some pushy guy but never to this level.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiddling the dole. That sounds like something inappropriate with a pineapple. 🤔

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Especially if they're no longer working. I love to see the old machinery and imagine what it would have been like when they were.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I thought you said 'friends'. Are they aware you are anything but a friend?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to have a super serious conversation with her, make it as ominous as possible, lead her into the room while telling her I know you've been wondering what I'm doing late at night...well its time I told you then hand her a controller and play coop Lego Jurassic World

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that when the tanks emptied they had to shut down and built another. The concept of refillable tanks never occurred to me

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a small college where the surrounding neighbours complained unreasonably all the time about the students - who were in the main, pretty well behaved. To get them back, I made up a fake council planning notice stating that, following the complaints, the college would be closing and was being converted into a holding centre for sex offenders, and fixed it to lampposts around the neighbourhood. There was uproar from the residents association who complained both to the council and the college and I’m lucky I kept my job 🙂

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I can tell you that this sounds very American. You'd fit in great over here. We hate it when strangers give us way more detail than is needed. I just wanted to find the eggs, I don't need your life's story.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah but did he throw parties during lockdown? Sexually assault work colleagues? Lie about - well nearly everything? That seems to be the criteria at the moment!!!

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha Henry’s face is the least sexy expression made by any appliance 😆 I used a James yesterday and thought he was creepier though, sticking to Henry now (they are those coloured vacuums with smiley faces you see cleaners use etc)

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just give them a nod. Sometimes a smile. No need to limp.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. The trick is to be credible. Do not claim the same amount of hours every day.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have good news for you: you only need to cover it for the rest of *his* life.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child in the 1960s we always had Golden Syrup sandwiches because jam was too expensive. I loved them!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law wrote an autobiography. I am not mentioned in it. But my cat was.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ashes is a cricket match played between England & Australia for those that are unaware.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I numbered mine. The majority of my acquaintances even know them by Initial Number lmao

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are blessed. Here in Oz, TV in the middle of the night is nothing but adverts (30 minute spiels on the amazing benefits of a particular brand of steam mop for example)

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. That is the whole reason I don't watch them because the constant this is where your money is going gets on your nerves.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the point of the council regulating how tall someone's garden fence is??

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    Horosho Bodka
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents anniversary is 6.5 months before my birthday. Hmmm... wonder why they got married...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like he would catch on if your friends and family are saying it correctly. Maybe you just need to bring him around them more often

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    Ace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it wasn't 'to shove things up' but for a valid reason. Talk about it, you really should.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once snorted a line of Starbucks instant coffee. It works, but at the expense of your nose for a few days. I'll drink it instead.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, best to keep that one to yourself and keep in mind that fantasy her is not real her , so don't try to act on it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell! I know the mom won't care, but that crazy how much people will do just to not talk to people.

    Monday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares? Their mother just died and clearly left them in charge of arrangements. They get to decide if they want to have a massive family thing or not. If the rest of the family wants a gathering they can plan it themselves.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this. I hate this thing of funerals. People can mourn in their own way in private. I do not see the point of public mourning.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree you don't need to have a funeral to mourn. A complete waste of money too.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh this one really got me...I don't give a f**k if your introverted or don't want to speak to people your mother has died and you are still just thinking about yourself? when did everyone become so self centred? Pull up your big person socks, organize the god damned funeral so that other people get a chance to share memories of your mother before she vanishes from the world for good

    Bani Daniell
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you think you don't have a service for a cremation ?

    Jenny Gordon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm debating doing the opposite for my dad when the time comes. He's asked for a direct cremation, but it makes me sad to think of him having a funeral without any mourners!! I might go against his wishes and have a funeral for him and hope he doesn't come back and haunt me for it!

    ADHD McChick
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've already told my husband, if I die, before he does, I want to be cremated, and I don't want a funeral. Or a grave, or a headstone. Too much money, just to say goodbye. I'd rather him spend that money on taking care of himself, and our son. For me, just rent a pavilion at a pretty, wooded park, invite anyone who wants to, to come, bring a bag of chips, a two-liter, and a picture of me if they want/have one, and a story about me and then. I want them to sit reminisce about all the stupid stuff I did, and just laugh. (They should be there all day, lol.) Maybe play a few of my favorite songs on a Bluetooth speaker. Oh, and release a little bag of live ladybugs (you can get them online; they're a natural pesticide, and my very favorite thing in the world). That's all I need.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let my guests put their own salt on. Everyone has different tastes.

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep getting her something she doesn't use? Buy her chocolates or a bottle of wine.

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    Linn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad the two of you found each other so the rest of us are safe ❤️

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope kitty made it home but sadly if it was that close to a motorway I don't have much hope.

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    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not put a change jar somewhere near the bin? Same trip, but you won't be putting your money literally into the trash

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