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We’ve all been taught that it’s possible to have too much of a good thing. But let’s just pretend for a moment that bigger is better! And that moderation is overrated! Now, I’m not encouraging you to go out and eat an entire box of doughnuts or drink enough coffee to give yourself a heart attack. But instead, brace yourself for photos of massive portions, items and animals that await you down below!

We took a trip to the Absolute Units subreddit and gathered some of their most astonishing pics. Enjoy scrolling through these photos that might make you feel miniscule in comparison, and be sure to upvote your favorite gigantic things!

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Absolute Unit Loves His Mum

Absolute Unit Loves His Mum

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When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit

When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit

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Philly Bob Squires
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good going my man! Been there done that! From 315 lbs at 5'8 to 160 now! I'm still ugly but I'm thin! LOL!

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As a Texan, I’m definitely familiar with the idea of things being unnecessarily large. As they say, everything’s bigger in Texas! And my partner made it very clear to me that was absolutely true during his first trip there. Wide roads, massive trucks, large houses, gigantic portions of food served at diners and more. But no matter how many times I’ve seen abnormally large things, I will never be desensitized to them. The Absolute Units subreddit still finds a way to surprise me.

This online group is dedicated to featuring the biggest versions of anything and everything. And clearly, many people do believe that bigger is better, as the group has amassed an impressive 1.7 million followers. That’s an absolute unit of a subreddit! Here, you can find anything from gigantic cars to monkeys who could probably stand to lose 40 pounds. As long as it’s big, it’s welcome here!  

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Arctic Hares

Arctic Hares

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Tempest
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nahhh. Are you trying to fool me?! Those are just snowballs with eyes.

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Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)

Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)

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DEW
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That tree has seen some things!! So all the little trees gathered to hear all about it.

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This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs

This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs

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A C
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus H Christ!! Is that a human size door he's towering over?!?!

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For some reason, many of us find it incredibly amusing to see something that’s not the size we expect it to be. The internet loves videos of people cooking in teeny tiny kitchens and extremely small versions of well, anything and everything. They’re adorable, entertaining and unexpected. But clearly, there are plenty of people who love the opposite as well: absolute units of things.

According to Clever, comically large objects actually make for great home decor as well. You can cover your floor with a huge piano rug that actually plays music when you step on it, or place a giant Rubik's cube in the corner to function as a side table. Massive heat-resistant pieces of pasta can be used on hot pot handles, and huge boxes shaped like Lego bricks can be used to store all of your children’s Lego pieces.      

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#7

Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden

Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden

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#8

Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear

Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear

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#9

White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Trump

White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Trump

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Some people actually turn absolute units into pieces of art. Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen worked together to create a series of sculptures that turned small, regular items into massive, eye-catching pieces of artwork. These include a massive shuttlecock, a huge sprinkler hose, a giant bow and arrow, bowling pins and a bowling ball that could easily crush a person, a saw large enough to slice through a street and more.

“We feel free to use all the approaches that come naturally to our non-monumental works: variations in scale, similes, transformations, a wide range of materials, and, of course, our use of familiar objects,” Oldenburg told My Modern Met.  

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Bruggen also opened up about what it was like to create these absolute units of sculptures with Oldenburg. “Working together supposes an almost complete understanding of the other, an impossibility in any case, so instead we choose a unity of opposites, a convergence of our different dynamics, of symmetry and asymmetry, of acceleration or implied speed and stillness, of a polychrome and monochrome palette, gravity and lightness — all interrelating and interchangeable elements to be used by either one of us,” she shared.

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#14

Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy

Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy

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#15

This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull

This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull

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Sweet Fanny Adams
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Future dog breeders, please don't crop ears and dock tails. The same with circumcising boys. Don't do that either.

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Not every absolute unit is to be enjoyed forever, though. Some bring us fleeting moments of joy, such as edible absolute units. If you’ve ever been to a restaurant that advertised a challenge to eat a huge plate of chicken fingers, a gigantic pancake, a mountain of nachos or an entire pizza in one sitting, you were likely surprised (and possibly disgusted). But it turns out that plenty of people love these absolute units of food. There are even entire blogs dedicated to finding these food challenges and conquering them. 

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FoodChallenges.com, which is run by Randy Santel, features a directory of challenges from all over the world, reviews of challenges that Randy or other “food fighters” have attempted or completed, and tips for those creating or participating in food challenges. It’s safe to say that every challenge featured on the site would be considered an absolute unit. And you can find anything from sweet challenges with waffles and milkshakes to barbecue feasts with various meats.      

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This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)

This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)

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One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg

One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg

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If competing in a food challenge grosses you out, don’t worry. You can still enjoy absolute units of food without worrying about getting it all down by yourself or in a certain amount of time. There are plenty of places that sell gigantic slices of pizza, croissants, cookies and more. But these are perfect for sharing with your friends and family! If you’re throwing a party, it might actually be worth it to get a pizza that’s longer than your dining room table. You’ll certainly have enough for everyone!

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#22

This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet

This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet

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agi
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks to me like a potted plant in a way to small pot. typical for plants bought from city flower shops.

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The Mother Of All Pancakes

The Mother Of All Pancakes

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#24

Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently

Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently

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ILoveMySon
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An insurance adjuster's nightmare per my sister in that profession in Kansas.

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We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these photos of absolute units, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly impressive, and let us know in the comments what you’d like to see an absolute unit of. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring gigantic versions of small things, look no further than right here!

#25

World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant

World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant

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Absolute Shark

Absolute Shark

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flower petals
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That face..😂 Poor thing looks like one of us extreme introverts on our way to a social event with lots of people. 🦈

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#27

This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer

This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer

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Damn! That's A Thicc Raccoon!

Damn! That's A Thicc Raccoon!

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#30

This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance

This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance

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#32

The Bruise On Scott Mendelson—and Scott Mendelson Himself—after Tearing His Pec Muscle While Attempting A Bench Press World Record

The Bruise On Scott Mendelson—and Scott Mendelson Himself—after Tearing His Pec Muscle While Attempting A Bench Press World Record

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Jihana
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must be at least one liter of blood. I've never seen a bruise so big blood loss becomes an issue.

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#35

Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up

Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up

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7 months ago

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#36

Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce

Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce

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glowworm2
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was Uncle Fatty from Bangkok. After no longer being seen since February 2019, it’s been believed that he ate himself to death. I wish I was making this up.

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Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once

Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once

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#39

Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!

Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!

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This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit

This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit

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#41

An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia

An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia

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#42

This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed

This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed

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#43

The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud

The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud

It weighs 1 tonne (1012kg/2231lb) and is made from 99.99% pure gold valued at $53.5 million at the time of minting in 2012. It currently resides at the Perth mint in Australia.

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#44

30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today

30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today

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#47

From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today

From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today

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glowworm2
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t get easily grossed out but bloated ticks are absolutely disgusting.

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This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat

This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat

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Alicia M
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister complained to the vet about how expensive it was to shave a cat, and received the best response ever. "Ma'am, have you ever tried shaving a cat?" 🤣

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give him some clothes! You all wouldn't strip another soft can-opener and then post his picture on the Internet! Shame on all of you!

Steve Hall
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from the obvious pun, why did you shave your cat?

Audra
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So chooby! Must squish belly!! I know I'll be torn to shreds. Worth it!!! 😂

Brian Droste
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it wasn't for the heading post and the cat head I thought it would be a chicken.

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This Oyster I Was Served Today

This Oyster I Was Served Today

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Teabag Mountain

Teabag Mountain

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to live pretty badly for a year, because I couldn't find reliable help. It sucks not being able to take care of your messes yourself. I don't think that's because of physical disability, but it may not be just laziness. Also, I recently found a great helper who actually shows up and does the work, so my house is clean. It's wonderful!

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