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We’ve all been taught that it’s possible to have too much of a good thing. But let’s just pretend for a moment that bigger is better! And that moderation is overrated! Now, I’m not encouraging you to go out and eat an entire box of doughnuts or drink enough coffee to give yourself a heart attack. But instead, brace yourself for photos of massive portions, items and animals that await you down below!

We took a trip to the Absolute Units subreddit and gathered some of their most astonishing pics. Enjoy scrolling through these photos that might make you feel miniscule in comparison, and be sure to upvote your favorite gigantic things!

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Absolute Unit Loves His Mum

Absolute Unit Loves His Mum

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#2

Everyone Tells Me To Post My Pupper Here

Everyone Tells Me To Post My Pupper Here

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When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit

When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit

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As a Texan, I’m definitely familiar with the idea of things being unnecessarily large. As they say, everything’s bigger in Texas! And my partner made it very clear to me that was absolutely true during his first trip there. Wide roads, massive trucks, large houses, gigantic portions of food served at diners and more. But no matter how many times I’ve seen abnormally large things, I will never be desensitized to them. The Absolute Units subreddit still finds a way to surprise me.

This online group is dedicated to featuring the biggest versions of anything and everything. And clearly, many people do believe that bigger is better, as the group has amassed an impressive 1.7 million followers. That’s an absolute unit of a subreddit! Here, you can find anything from gigantic cars to monkeys who could probably stand to lose 40 pounds. As long as it’s big, it’s welcome here!  

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Arctic Hares

Arctic Hares

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Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)

Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)

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This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs

This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs

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For some reason, many of us find it incredibly amusing to see something that’s not the size we expect it to be. The internet loves videos of people cooking in teeny tiny kitchens and extremely small versions of well, anything and everything. They’re adorable, entertaining and unexpected. But clearly, there are plenty of people who love the opposite as well: absolute units of things.

According to Clever, comically large objects actually make for great home decor as well. You can cover your floor with a huge piano rug that actually plays music when you step on it, or place a giant Rubik's cube in the corner to function as a side table. Massive heat-resistant pieces of pasta can be used on hot pot handles, and huge boxes shaped like Lego bricks can be used to store all of your children’s Lego pieces.      

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Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden

Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden

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#8

Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear

Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear

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#9

White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Trump

White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Trump

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Some people actually turn absolute units into pieces of art. Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen worked together to create a series of sculptures that turned small, regular items into massive, eye-catching pieces of artwork. These include a massive shuttlecock, a huge sprinkler hose, a giant bow and arrow, bowling pins and a bowling ball that could easily crush a person, a saw large enough to slice through a street and more.

“We feel free to use all the approaches that come naturally to our non-monumental works: variations in scale, similes, transformations, a wide range of materials, and, of course, our use of familiar objects,” Oldenburg told My Modern Met.  

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This Wisdom Tooth's Root

This Wisdom Tooth's Root

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#11

King Of The Kidney Stones

King Of The Kidney Stones

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The Largest Leaf That's Ever Been Found

The Largest Leaf That's Ever Been Found

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Bruggen also opened up about what it was like to create these absolute units of sculptures with Oldenburg. “Working together supposes an almost complete understanding of the other, an impossibility in any case, so instead we choose a unity of opposites, a convergence of our different dynamics, of symmetry and asymmetry, of acceleration or implied speed and stillness, of a polychrome and monochrome palette, gravity and lightness — all interrelating and interchangeable elements to be used by either one of us,” she shared.

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Absolute Dandelion

Absolute Dandelion

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Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy

Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy

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#15

This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull

This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull

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Not every absolute unit is to be enjoyed forever, though. Some bring us fleeting moments of joy, such as edible absolute units. If you’ve ever been to a restaurant that advertised a challenge to eat a huge plate of chicken fingers, a gigantic pancake, a mountain of nachos or an entire pizza in one sitting, you were likely surprised (and possibly disgusted). But it turns out that plenty of people love these absolute units of food. There are even entire blogs dedicated to finding these food challenges and conquering them. 

#16

This Absolute Unit Of A Cell

This Absolute Unit Of A Cell

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#17

This Cheese

This Cheese

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#18

This Thick Boy

This Thick Boy

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FoodChallenges.com, which is run by Randy Santel, features a directory of challenges from all over the world, reviews of challenges that Randy or other “food fighters” have attempted or completed, and tips for those creating or participating in food challenges. It’s safe to say that every challenge featured on the site would be considered an absolute unit. And you can find anything from sweet challenges with waffles and milkshakes to barbecue feasts with various meats.      

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#19

This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)

This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)

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#20

This Carrot That I Took From Work

This Carrot That I Took From Work

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#21

One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg

One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg

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If competing in a food challenge grosses you out, don’t worry. You can still enjoy absolute units of food without worrying about getting it all down by yourself or in a certain amount of time. There are plenty of places that sell gigantic slices of pizza, croissants, cookies and more. But these are perfect for sharing with your friends and family! If you’re throwing a party, it might actually be worth it to get a pizza that’s longer than your dining room table. You’ll certainly have enough for everyone!

#22

This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet

This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet

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#23

The Mother Of All Pancakes

The Mother Of All Pancakes

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#24

Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently

Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently

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We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these photos of absolute units, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly impressive, and let us know in the comments what you’d like to see an absolute unit of. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring gigantic versions of small things, look no further than right here!

#25

World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant

World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant

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#26

Absolute Shark

Absolute Shark

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This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer

This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer

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#28

Damn! That's A Thicc Raccoon!

Damn! That's A Thicc Raccoon!

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#29

This Cat’s Arm Size

This Cat’s Arm Size

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#30

This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance

This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance

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#31

He Has Risen

He Has Risen

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#32

The Bruise On Scott Mendelson—and Scott Mendelson Himself—after Tearing His Pec Muscle While Attempting A Bench Press World Record

The Bruise On Scott Mendelson—and Scott Mendelson Himself—after Tearing His Pec Muscle While Attempting A Bench Press World Record

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#33

Does My Pet Snail Count As A Unit?

Does My Pet Snail Count As A Unit?

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#34

An Absolute Apartment Unit In Hong Kong

An Absolute Apartment Unit In Hong Kong

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#35

Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up

Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up

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#36

Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce

Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce

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#37

This Sandwich My Nonno Showed Me

This Sandwich My Nonno Showed Me

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#38

Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once

Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once

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#39

Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!

Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!

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#40

This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit

This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit

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#41

An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia

An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia

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#42

This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed

This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed

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#43

The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud

The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud

It weighs 1 tonne (1012kg/2231lb) and is made from 99.99% pure gold valued at $53.5 million at the time of minting in 2012. It currently resides at the Perth mint in Australia.

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#44

30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today

30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today

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#45

This Keyboard

This Keyboard

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#46

This Zucc My Wife Was Given

This Zucc My Wife Was Given

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#47

From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today

From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today

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#48

This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat

This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat

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#49

This Oyster I Was Served Today

This Oyster I Was Served Today

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#50

Teabag Mountain

Teabag Mountain

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#51

Hank The Tank

Hank The Tank

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#52

This Is A Dog With A Myostatin Deficiency, Which Allows For Unrestricted Muscle Growth

This Is A Dog With A Myostatin Deficiency, Which Allows For Unrestricted Muscle Growth

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#53

Australia Is An Absolute Unit Factory

Australia Is An Absolute Unit Factory

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Y E A S T

Y E A S T

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#55

Can Hats Be Units? I Think This Counts

Can Hats Be Units? I Think This Counts

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#56

Book Apparently Given To Every US President

Book Apparently Given To Every US President

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#57

This Nail

This Nail

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#58

How Big This Toilet Seat Is. (Safety Glasses For Scale)

How Big This Toilet Seat Is. (Safety Glasses For Scale)

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#59

This Enormous Asparagus I Harvested Today (Normal One + Banana For Scale)

This Enormous Asparagus I Harvested Today (Normal One + Banana For Scale)

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#60

Human Compared To A King Cobra

Human Compared To A King Cobra

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#61

Was Told To Post My Lizard Here. He’s On A Diet

Was Told To Post My Lizard Here. He’s On A Diet

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#62

14th Century Hungarian Swords. I Can Only Imagine The Unit Who Wielded Swords Like These

14th Century Hungarian Swords. I Can Only Imagine The Unit Who Wielded Swords Like These

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The Lower Body Of Cyclist Robert Forstemann

The Lower Body Of Cyclist Robert Forstemann

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#64

Who Was This Made For

Who Was This Made For

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#65

These Blisters I Got From A Mosquito Bite

These Blisters I Got From A Mosquito Bite

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#66

Our New TV Remote

Our New TV Remote

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#67

This Front Door My Parents Just Had Installed. Size 11 Men’s Shoe For Reference

This Front Door My Parents Just Had Installed. Size 11 Men’s Shoe For Reference

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#68

King Chaz's Absolute Cannoli Of A Finger

King Chaz's Absolute Cannoli Of A Finger

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#69

Absolute Unit Of An Omelet My Husband Made

Absolute Unit Of An Omelet My Husband Made

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The Legs Of A Bodybuilder Next To The Torso Of A Skinny Person

The Legs Of A Bodybuilder Next To The Torso Of A Skinny Person

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#71

This Apartment Building In Russia That Houses Roughly 20,000 People

This Apartment Building In Russia That Houses Roughly 20,000 People

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The Reel For Oppenheimer

The Reel For Oppenheimer

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#73

This Wrist Computer

This Wrist Computer

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#74

This Absolute Unit Of A Tic I Pulled Out Of My Cat (2€ Coin For Scale)

This Absolute Unit Of A Tic I Pulled Out Of My Cat (2€ Coin For Scale)

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#75

The Ford F650 Pick-Up Truck Is A Goshdarned Unit

The Ford F650 Pick-Up Truck Is A Goshdarned Unit

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#76

This Massive Flag That Was Literally Laid Over Hoover Dam

This Massive Flag That Was Literally Laid Over Hoover Dam

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Orora Satoshi, Former World's Heaviest Athlete

Orora Satoshi, Former World's Heaviest Athlete

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Absolute Unit Of A Goat

Absolute Unit Of A Goat

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Look At How Much Of A Unit The Big Mac Used To Be Before 1975

Look At How Much Of A Unit The Big Mac Used To Be Before 1975

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