Take the card back and tell your boss you don't want it and want to be reimbursed for the money taken for such a generous gift

this guy jinxed it.

Not even a whole bag, what a shame, at first I thought it was a lemon

I'd quit

I was the warehouse manager at a firm and one year one of the Directors asked me if a £50 note in a card would be ok for each of the staff. I said great. One of the drivers, screwed up the note and threw it on my desk, saying it was an insult! I took it to the Director and apologised , he said it's fine we'll spend it on drinks at a staff night out. Those drinks tasted all the better, knowing the jerk wasn't included.

The card reads: "Thank you for making us a lot richer during the pandemic with your labor, sorry we're going to keep it all for ourselves because we're greedy assholes".

F**k you

If you rearrange the marshmallows, you’ll see that they are actually just giving you the finger.

From f**king Nestle, no less🤬

I think I can see how they are able to make $190m.

Sn o w m a n

Companies need to get rid of a few employees after the new year starts, better to motivate them to quit so unemployment doesn't have to be paid out after. Especially if they are employees getting paychecks considered too large.

Bastards

Worse than nothing.

The horrendous kerning just an extra insult to injury.

Sn o w m a n So u p

The content would be found sprinkled on the ceos desk or loose in an env addressed to them

I hate this so much.

snowman soup is awesome tho

FYI, your manager possibly was not given any money for gifts. They made this to "soften" the BS card.

They misspelled 'cheapie'.

"Roll with the punches" says the person who is throwing them.

"Adjusted to tax"......

If this is Amazon, that's not a water bottle, that's a toilet!

Ingredients: "May contain meat from actual farm animals."

its hard to see from the wrap-around but it continues..."out work everyone and die broke anyway"

The word choice of "compliance" gives it away...

Hahaha... it's a lot easier not to do anything and the employees won't hate you more than when you do stupid s**t like this

Lets go back to the sausage - at least you can eat that

I would rather have no bonus instead of what looks like a packed lunch

Wow, looks like dollar store items in a bag then broken up to make a small gift bags with

Next Christmas you get the filling for it

Maybe it's some kid of nefarious cover yp!

Hahahaha... I'd feel offended (with most of the posts)

Actually, this is not as bad as others mentioned here.

Snickerdoodles or small potatoes, I can’t tell which.

I guess you’ll have to come up with the rest, because 15 bucks isn’t gonna cover a butterball turkey

Aren't these MLM products?

Woo-Hoo! Party time!

What the hell is that?

I mean I'd take one but seriously?