Burn it! Burn it with fire!

That's not healthy dude. Also, you're only lifting 25 lbs. Calm down

If she doesn't have a can opener she can use her chin.

What can she say when you pull the cord in her back?

Note to self: don't forget to edit my reflection too

Judge Doom from "Roger Rabbit"

Adults are supposed to have 32 teeth. Just not all on the top

No no it's the flat earth rotating under the dome.

The neck LOL. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the real pic.

Whatdoyoumean? That's not the least bit creepy. She'll look great in a coffin. The makeup job is particularly good for one who can't see her reflection in a mirror.

Be careful, they might ask you for a donation to their mega church.

So far, he's happy with the beta version. Upgrade coming soon.

CEO of a sex puppet factory presenting their newest model.

This makes me think of Charlie Chaplin's Tramp in Modern Times. In that movie, I felt like the whiteface was too much. The Tramp interacted with too many people, and it just looked weird to me. This just looks weird in the same way.

Maybe he married a mannequin? Would love to see the unedited copy.

It's one of those you want to see the real photo.

Perfectly okay (well alright, for some folks). What’s wrong with an empty bucket? }B^>

Mannequin love

Plastic person ?

She has good hair!!!

Look like he loves a mannequin

I don't get it!!

His blowup doll...

Reminds me of the movie, "Death Becomes Her".

Looks just like a Barbie doll.

These comments are so hilarious.

Maybe it's his profile. He likes dreaming

Oh, come on. He doesn't even look real.

Did he marry a mannequin from "After Hours"? Dear god.

Cheryl Coal and Harvey Winestain

How can those skinny legs move those humungous feet?

I feel really sad for this girl. She seems to need help.

Who eats pizza through their eyes

Another one who changes colour as well as proportion part way up

Neither looks good. Scary eyes

I should hope so!

How would she fit on the bog?

Not sure even the sea is real in this one...looks like Pete Burns mated with a heron and a clown.

What's happening with these crazy people?!

Sorry, distracted by the BUNNY!

Gotta hand it to her

He actually looks ok tho why did he make himself look like that

Whole face shifted to the bottom right on the head

creepypasta writers, come get your new monster pics!

I guess his guts are in his butt

And your feet are backwards........ (Left is right and right is left)

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Why do people make their head smaller? What is supposed to be the attraction to that?

Someone appears to have lost all touch with ŕeality

What's sad about this one is he's really a good looking guy! No reason to do whatever it is he did to that picture. instagram-...32537b.jpg

She would snap in half

This reminds me of the friends episode where Ross gets his teeth over-whitened and tries to hide it on a date

Jeans for storks

That’s… a shape

One of those Japanese horror films I think.

And the purse is levitating