Burn it! Burn it with fire!

That's not healthy dude. Also, you're only lifting 25 lbs. Calm down

If she doesn't have a can opener she can use her chin.

To me, the woman in the picture to the right looks waayy better than that stoopid dollface on the left. Yes, aging is an issue for many of us. It changes our looks – and it’s this fool here who says “often times for the better”. Sorry kids, but who on E****h would w**t to date a piece of teenage gibberish? I surely won’t. Guess I am what they call a grumpy ol’ b**mer. Wrinkles are like your futile attempts at ironing out something *you* m*ll*n**ls consider bad. Lemme tell you something: it doesn’t fücking work that way. So there.

Second pic looks a lot better though. First one looks like a cake decoration

These filters are so deceptive and wrong

Oh, Honey…no.

Ya think?!

Ma'am, please put down the mouse and slowly step away from the Photoshops...

yikes

She looks like she doesn't believe it either

No way this is the same person unless it's years apart

What can she say when you pull the cord in her back?

Note to self: don't forget to edit my reflection too

Judge Doom from "Roger Rabbit"

Adults are supposed to have 32 teeth. Just not all on the top

No no it's the flat earth rotating under the dome.

The neck LOL. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the real pic.

Whatdoyoumean? That's not the least bit creepy. She'll look great in a coffin. The makeup job is particularly good for one who can't see her reflection in a mirror.

How can those skinny legs move those humungous feet?

I feel really sad for this girl. She seems to need help.

Who eats pizza through their eyes

Another one who changes colour as well as proportion part way up

Neither looks good. Scary eyes

I should hope so!

How would she fit on the bog?

Not sure even the sea is real in this one...looks like Pete Burns mated with a heron and a clown.

What's happening with these crazy people?!

Sorry, distracted by the BUNNY!

Gotta hand it to her

He actually looks ok tho why did he make himself look like that

Whole face shifted to the bottom right on the head

creepypasta writers, come get your new monster pics!

I guess his guts are in his butt

And your feet are backwards........ (Left is right and right is left)

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Why do people make their head smaller? What is supposed to be the attraction to that?

Someone appears to have lost all touch with ŕeality

What's sad about this one is he's really a good looking guy! No reason to do whatever it is he did to that picture. instagram-...32537b.jpg

She would snap in half

This reminds me of the friends episode where Ross gets his teeth over-whitened and tries to hide it on a date

Jeans for storks

That’s… a shape

One of those Japanese horror films I think.

And the purse is levitating

Why has this android got bikini top lines?

I’ve had that happen when I blinked before the mascara dried

It’ reminds me of Sid’s toy with the muscle man arms and duck head 😂