Burn it! Burn it with fire!

That's not healthy dude. Also, you're only lifting 25 lbs. Calm down

If she doesn't have a can opener she can use her chin.

What can she say when you pull the cord in her back?

Note to self: don't forget to edit my reflection too

Judge Doom from "Roger Rabbit"

Adults are supposed to have 32 teeth. Just not all on the top

No no it's the flat earth rotating under the dome.

The neck LOL. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the real pic.

Whatdoyoumean? That's not the least bit creepy. She'll look great in a coffin. The makeup job is particularly good for one who can't see her reflection in a mirror.

How can those skinny legs move those humungous feet?

I feel really sad for this girl. She seems to need help.

Who eats pizza through their eyes

She reminds me of a silly joke my little students used to repeat all the time: "Have you ever seen a purple elephant hiding behind a flower?" When you answered no, they'd say: "that's because they are very good at hiding". Well, this "woman" is trying to hide behind the pizza. But she's not as good at hiding as the purple elephant.

I have a sneaking suspicion this is a woman who is aging and terrified of the fact. Hard to explain how you can tell by the face but iykyk.

How stale is that pizza that it’s standing upright next to “her” face

Gives of "Made in China Barbie" vibes.

AC/DC? Really? You? I don't think so...

Why are these women so needy?

Oh...yeah...I totally buy it

Pizza pirate. I think.

She's not eating pizza, That's the before and after acne treatment promo! Looking good Debbie!

"It's not pizza, it's Almost Pizza!"

How do you edit, then look at those and think, "Yeah, that's good, let's post it"? Also - here teeth have interesting lengths. Unless the filter that made them white also changed their lengths, they are kind of unusual.

"Eat this pizza, or I will k!ll your entire family!"

That smile is the thing of nightmares

This is terrifying.

She’s holding that slice of pizza the wrong way round. AFAICT, you’re supposed to put the pizza’s salami side on yer eyes. It’ll give yer eyelashes that “natural sence” no one can resist.

Looks like every photo you see of Scary Spice. Always got her f*****g gob open.

Another one who changes colour as well as proportion part way up

Neither looks good. Scary eyes

I should hope so!

How would she fit on the bog?

Not sure even the sea is real in this one...looks like Pete Burns mated with a heron and a clown.

What's happening with these crazy people?!

Sorry, distracted by the BUNNY!

Gotta hand it to her

He actually looks ok tho why did he make himself look like that

Whole face shifted to the bottom right on the head

creepypasta writers, come get your new monster pics!

I guess his guts are in his butt

And your feet are backwards........ (Left is right and right is left)

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Why do people make their head smaller? What is supposed to be the attraction to that?

Someone appears to have lost all touch with ŕeality

What's sad about this one is he's really a good looking guy! No reason to do whatever it is he did to that picture. instagram-...32537b.jpg

She would snap in half

This reminds me of the friends episode where Ross gets his teeth over-whitened and tries to hide it on a date

Jeans for storks

That’s… a shape