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#2

I Approve Of The Sass. “On A Huge Block Of Land Surrounded By A Housing Development Lives A Defiant Sydney Family Who Refused To Give Up Their Beloved Property"

"The two-hectare stretch of land at The Ponds sticks out like a sore thumb after rows of hundreds of houses sitting side-by-side sprang up around the block in recent years"

whatthecrazyhouse Report

Final score:

401points

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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago

I would have planted trees around the perimeter so they can’t all look in to the house, and gives them something nicer to look at!

345points

#3

No Way. I’d Fall

Final score:

378points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

What is this witchery?!

120points

To find out more about the “What The Crazy House” project, Bored Panda reached out to the creator behind it, Robyn from Ohio. “I’m married with 2 kids and I work part time at a shoe store,” she told us. Robyn said that she has always loved to look at houses. Once, she saw a space bedroom which became her first post. “It was unbelievably wild and I thought that I see weird stuff in the houses I look at all the time.”

That’s how she came up with an idea to put them all in one place and start the page. “On a whim one day, I made Whatthecrazyhouse. I don’t even think I remember how I came up with the name! It was just a split moment decision,” the creator said and added that she started “What The House” back in February, 2019 but she really didn’t get a following until this past year.

#4

When You See It

Final score:

373points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Actually quite creative. Like dominos falling.

197points

#5

At 3201 Peach Tree At In Sarasota You Can Live Like The Jetsons! Check Out This Vintage Gem!

Final score:

358points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

I honestly don't see anything bad here?

215points

#6

Pan. Tree

Final score:

356points

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Hey I think this is cool

206points

When asked how she’d describe her audience, Robyn said that they’re like her: “fun and snarky.” She added: “I’m proud to say they are nice and funny. I’ve never had a fight break out. Everyone is just here to laugh and make fun of stuff in a lighthearted manner.” Robyn really loves this page and she is super proud to run it. “It’s all for fun!,” she said.

#7

I Just Want To Color It All In With Sharpies

Final score:

304points

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October 2 years ago

This is cool

75points

#8

This Mailbox

Final score:

292points

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jademilk 2 years ago

I love it, it adds ~character~

115points

#9

Omg I’m Dying

Final score:

261points

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Camilore 2 years ago

Creative but not really practical

154points

The creator said that she “hates '80s decor so she posts some of that.” “I am constantly seeing things I’ve never thought possible and that shock me. And then I think that someone did this… on purpose?! What?!!” she wondered.

We also asked Robyn what was the craziest house she has ever seen, and she said that “it’s a tie between the murder house and the cat poster house where cat pictures were EVERYWHERE. I mean it: they were all over the bathroom and kitchen and walls and ceiling. Just cats.”

#10

If There Arent Butter Pillows With This Im Out

Final score:

259points

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Monique Reed 2 years ago

I would be painting the ottoman to look like a stack of oreos...

113points

#11

Please Enjoy This Crazy Concrete House In Ohio. The Inside Is Brighter Then I Would Have Expected But Still Not For Me

Final score:

252points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Im kind of into it.

192points

#12

I Just Imagine It Yelling “Fire”

Final score:

244points

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Beth 2 years ago

Calcifer!

166points

When asked what could be the motives for why people design and build such crazy houses, Robyn said that this is how they express themselves or that they’re simply weird. “We are all a little weird, but sometimes things just go wacky and we get the wild things I post.”

#13

Someone Got Funky With It

Final score:

237points

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Ember 2 years ago

It’s cute ☺️

82points

#14

You Couldn’t Pay Me To Sleep In Here

Final score:

224points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Totally would stay here. Looks awesome.

237points

#15

Swimming Up Stairs

Final score:

201points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Should have been salmon

143points

#16

Apparently #murderbanister Is A New Thing?

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200points

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Tinykame 2 years ago

Kinda cool

69points

#17

I Can’t Stop Laughing

Final score:

191points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

We all live in a stupid submarine.

189points

#18

No Bathtub? No Problem

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183points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

As a temporary measure until a real tub is installed, I can see it. As long as it stays temporary.

89points

#19

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Final score:

183points

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Debbie 2 years ago

-space reserved for stove, use microwave for now- (still the same, 10 yrs later... those "temporary" solutions often are temporary in a different measurement of time)

79points

#20

What Black And White And More Black All Over? This Mysterious Black Octagon House. Also I’ll Bet Y’all A Million $$ That Damn “Thankful Heart” Was Not There Before It Was Staged

Final score:

168points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Honestly, its kind of neat

103points

#21

Don’t Forget To List “Portal To Hell” In Your Zillow Page

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165points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

A large black cauldron, with a brew bubbling in it, being stirred by the Three Weird Sisters from MacBeth, would give the look some polish. Don’t you think?

62points

#22

When You Take The Basement Tiki Bar Feel To A Whole New Level

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162points

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nini 2 years ago

don't let the cat in

277points

#23

Ummmmmm What

Final score:

161points

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Satan Laughs 2 years ago

Ummmmmmmm YES!!

128points

#24

Thanks For Whatever The Hell This Is

Final score:

159points

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

It looks like some one tried to make shelves and a seat and a fireplace but they did kinda messy job ......

56points

#25

Ummmmmm…… What The Hell Is Going On Here

Final score:

151points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago (edited)

Ah, the little known bütthole chandelier.

276points

A.E. Marlowe 2 years ago

Good umlaut use

27points

Robert T 2 years ago

I was thinking more light sphincter.

14points

Poultry Geist 2 years ago

Oh Dan !

3points

pink_panda 2 years ago

The chandelier even looks like a visual ~poof~ of fart.

2points

Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Thats how chandeliers are born

19points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Really big, really fancy butt plug in the ceiling.

13points

Night Owl 2 years ago

The homeowners were stressed and angry so when asked where to put the chandelier, they told the worker to shove it where the sun doesn't shine

8points

roepi 2 years ago

That is some hemorrhoid.

11points

Kevin Garren 2 years ago

...and Jesus wept...

11points

M Kawai 2 years ago

OMG, I'm still laughing! Lord have mercy, somebody save me!

9points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago

Candleassbra

9points

SydneyP 2 years ago

Almost got crude here but I’ll keep my thoughts to myself on this one. I’m afraid of who I may offend lol

4points

Jeffrey Johnson 2 years ago

I feel like if the house relaxes, the light will fall. Weird..

3points

Mykidsartrocks 2 years ago

The new sphincterleir is going to make some person rich

3points

Eileen Schwab 2 years ago

And the interior designer said,"Yeah, and chandeliers might fly out of my a**e, too."

3points

Natalie H 2 years ago

Is the homeowner a proctologist?

3points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

I sphinct this stinks...

2points

I I 2 years ago

crapped a chandelier

2points

Elyse Crawford 2 years ago

The pubic hair like structure adds a nice touch.

1point

IamMe 2 years ago

My immature brain sees the chandelier as a poof of air coming out. 😂

1point

Samara Messer 2 years ago

A gas-delier!😂

0points

Christina Webster 2 years ago

This should have more upvotes!

1point

Dana J 2 years ago

oh no no no no lol

1point

Khavrinen 2 years ago

A little light for "where the sun don't shine".

1point

Nicole hought 2 years ago

A hemorrhoid?

1point

v3lv3t_v10l3t 2 years ago

Nope

1point

Jen&Tonic 2 years ago

Hell of a hemorrhoid!

1point

Whodathunkit 2 years ago

Laughing so hard at this!!!

1point

Öz Deniz Boro 2 years ago

Not the right kind of chandelier for this sort of location

1point

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 2 years ago

I hate it

1point

KitKat 2 years ago

Oh la la!! That's rather a fancy orifice... 😉

1point

Mintberry 2 years ago

Pufff!

1point

I I 2 years ago

chandelier butt plug ?

1point

Boo Vaher 7 months ago

That is a fancy b******g head.

0points

rs_adahl1971 1 year ago

I absolutely love it!

0points

Anh Aline Vuo 1 year ago

Oh god no

0points

C C 1 year ago

literal blow it out ur a*s

0points

Scarlett King 1 year ago

Dan Padgett wouldn’t u know it

0points

GramDB 2 years ago

YucK!

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Goliath, What have you been eating or That skylight is not the outhouse.

0points

Flying Panda 2 years ago

OMG.. this is how a gastrointestinal doctor feels during colonoscopy sessions..

0points

Signe Manat Hansen 2 years ago (edited)

E pluribus ańus

0points

Susan Bosse 2 years ago

This should go on the secret buttholes Insta page.

0points

Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

Is this hanging in the rumpass room? Very popular in the 50s . . .

0points

Gino Garcia 2 years ago

It looks photoshope

0points

John Borodin 2 years ago

Dear Dan , let's do lunch ,we think alike

0points

steven 2 years ago

the end of the ben wa balls

0points

Ghostsauce 2 years ago

"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your a*s-ceiling. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." -Mac MacGuff, Juno

0points

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

Belly button piercings are getting out of hand.

0points

Milena B. G. Rosa 2 years ago

It's a light sh*t, of course

0points

Phyllis Turbin 2 years ago (edited)

Was this planned?

0points

Gina Babe 2 years ago

Imagine pitching this to your spouse?

0points

Chad 2 years ago (edited)

It's called an Anál Dangle. The latest in anús fashion. Mine looks similar. It's fabulous

0points

𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 2 years ago

oh, i see. well, i must get going now.

0points

Roland 2 years ago

The trick is not to see it first. Once you saw it, a lifetime won't be enough to unsee it, so you're screwed...

0points

Zack Podany 2 years ago

I remember this scene from Evolution. Someone get me a fire truck full of Head and Shoulders!

0points

Arizona 2 years ago

That’s unfortunate

0points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

When a kinky giant decides to sit atop your house.

0points

J S 2 years ago

Upvote for the comments

0points

Queen Bee 2 years ago

Wow! There is no accounting for taste in some of these homes. However, to each his own.

0points

Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

I would expect that chandelier to be pooped out any minute.

0points

SmooshyFries 2 years ago

Someone came up with this after a nightmare before a colonoscopy

0points

Seabeast 2 years ago

Oh dear...

0points

Tyler 2 years ago

I want to delete this from my memory

0points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

Deflated boob with an earring?

0points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

I...wanna swing...from the...uh...never mind.

0points

Josh Tall 2 years ago

the leather bagel light fixture!

0points

LapCat 2 years ago

I know a couple people who would get turned on by this

0points

Jaden Alexander 2 years ago

The ceiling is blowing you a kiss.

0points

#26

This Gazebo Kitchen Situation

Final score:

150points

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Why

93points

#27

I….i…. What The [hell]

Final score:

150points

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Pille P 2 years ago

How do you clean this?

121points

#28

I’ve Been Looking At This For 5 Mins And I Still Don’t Understand

Final score:

149points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

The matrix glitched and deleted the bottom half with data loss.

148points

#29

Found A Suspicious Looking Fireplace And I’m Not Sure What To Say Here

Final score:

146points

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Jennifer 2 years ago

It's a moist heat

232points

#30

Ok But Lasagna Is Delicious So I’ll Let This One Slide

Final score:

145points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Man, Garfield's teenage years really were a problem.

144points

#31

I Have Questions And Concerns

Final score:

143points

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

How and why

87points

#32

Im Off To The Kitchen To Make Some Treets. Wood You Like To Help Me?

Final score:

136points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

Bad placement but I like the idea lol

78points

#33

Todays Words To Live By

Final score:

136points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Well, they sure have definite priorities, don’t they?

48points

#34

Ro_bot_ca Sent Me This Gem And Man Did It Throw Me For A Loop

Final score:

132points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Aside from some of the color schemes, it’s not half bad. Outside is really nice, though I’d go with pale blue or pale yellow instead of mint green.

91points

#35

No Need For That

Final score:

121points

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Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

I've seen the reverse of this too - where there is the air vent cover like this with just a hole through the wall behind it to another room (not leading to any ductwork).

30points

#36

@sisterlilith6

Final score:

118points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

Behold, a moldy pool room. Fixed it for ya.

170points

#37

Just Snuck That Dishwasher Right In There Didn’t Ya

Final score:

117points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

I'm having an anxiety attack looking at this.

126points

#38

Why Use Stone When You Can Use Oyster Shells For That Fresh Smell

Final score:

115points

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Nor 2 years ago

EEEEUWWWW

81points

#39

Whoah Baby!! Beetle Juice!!

Final score:

114points

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jademilk 2 years ago

Beetle juice... Beetle juice... Beetle juice!

44points

#40

Pots For Sinks! No

Final score:

114points

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Heshjay 2 years ago

If I remember correctly from somewhere else in the internet, these are the sink in the Le Creuset head office (might be wrong though). But if that was the case, it's pretty neat idea.

179points

#41

Well… This Is Confusing

Final score:

110points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

That's clearly an illusionary floor. **Rolls investigation to check for traps**.

60points

#42

Ip384 Found Some Of The Most Terrifying Steps I’ve Ever Seen. First Of All- Why Are They So Skinny- It’s Like Walking A Tight Rope. 2. Is The Top Meant To Impale You?! 3. I Hate Them Thanks. #deathtrapstairs

Ip384 Found Some Of The Most Terrifying Steps I’ve Ever Seen. First Of All- Why Are They So Skinny- It’s Like Walking A Tight Rope. 2. Is The Top Meant To Impale You?! 3. I Hate Them Thanks. #deathtrapstairs

Final score:

105points

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Jennik 2 years ago

They are unfinished - waiting for the treads to be attached

5points

#43

Stop. Make It Stop

Final score:

103points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Barbie Barn doors?

114points

#44

Thanks Tomatosixtyfour

Final score:

96points

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MissyTheUniverse 2 years ago

Oh boy...

39points

#45

Spaceship Spaceship Spaceship

Final score:

93points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Unconventional outside, very conventional inside. Like most of us.

53points

#46

I Am Screaming #deathtrapstairs

Final score:

90points

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nini 2 years ago

How to break your ankle: Step 1 Step 2 Step 5,7,9

84points

#47

Cecilythegreat And Betainjax Sent Me This Pink Bathroom And I Just… What?! Look At The Tiny Tub For Your Feet! And Carpet. It’s A Pink Paradise!!! It Belongs To Jamienelson6!

Final score:

87points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

Even Barbie would be like bro, calm down with the pink.

107points

#48

And Some More Nightmare Fuel From

Final score:

85points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

The MC Escher architect company's finest work.

35points

#49

This Basement Tropical Paradise Situation

Final score:

82points

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Nona Wolf 2 years ago

Most people would have just built a Tiki Bar...

34points

#50

Well Ok Then

Final score:

72points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Ah yes, art with a capital F :)

37points

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#51

How Fuckin Dare You Kill Muppets For Chairs

Final score:

36points

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MargyB 2 years ago

And put poo on the walls!

45points

#52

Yay Or Nay?

Final score:

28points

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Monique Reed 2 years ago

Would be very cute in a bedroom with a brass bed with a white spread.

49points

#53

Because This Is Better?!?

Final score:

27points

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Jennifer 2 years ago

I saw "Bill Gates" at first glance.

28points

#54

So Apparently This Is A Thing Now

Final score:

26points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

No. It’s not. It. Definitely. Is. NOT.

61points

#55

This House Today With A Game Board Ceiling, Monkeys On The Wall And Twisty Wizard Of Oz Floors. Wow

Final score:

26points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Kitschy, but I kinda like it.

18points

#56

It’s Perfect One Eyed Willy. You Did A Good Job

Final score:

25points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

This seems legit. Then you have to tell people the true entrance and all the undesirables will fall for the false entrance!

7points

#57

I Don’t Understand This Dresser One Tiny Bit

Final score:

25points

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Jennifer 2 years ago

Their kids names?

36points

#58

It’s Made Of Ham

Final score:

25points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Its the finest quality marble, mined from the Spraypaint region of Italy.

43points

#59

What The Hell Is Happening

Final score:

24points

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Safy 2 years ago

This reminds me of church. In a very bad way. lol

34points

#60

All The Pillows In The World

Final score:

24points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

This always bothers me... you have so many pillows that you have to throw them on the ground, but then you put dirty floor pillows back on your bed the next morning? No thanks.

32points

#61

Oh Ok But How Do You Close Them? A Golf Cart? An Elaborate Pulley System? World Strongest Man?

Final score:

24points

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Not A Panda 2 years ago

Pulley system, just like stage curtains.

8points

#62

I Don’t Think That’s How Fans Work…

Final score:

22points

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

Will work as well there as it did on a ceiling. Has the same amount of clearance behind it. Airflow will be slightly different, other than that, it's just weird looking.

28points

#63

I Had 7 People Send Me Thi. But Seriously - Work Don’t Try To Be Cool

Final score:

22points

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Nor 2 years ago

These are really not bad at all, just want to know about the maintenance on this

18points

#64

Once Upon A Time I Found This Photo In The Actual House Listing And Posted It And Now It’s Everywhere. But In Case You Haven’t Seen It…. Please Enjoy This Crazy Bathroom

Final score:

22points

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Jennifer 2 years ago

If you ain't bathing with fries and a shake in your hands, you're doing it wrong.

27points

#65

Wtf Is This

Final score:

21points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

They could’ve aligned the colors better, to at least try for a bit of symmetry.

8points

#66

Between The Mirror And The Window And The Crazy Shower Water @hello.spider And I Think This Is Some Sort Of Ritual Bathroom. Watch Out For Ghosts And Demons

Final score:

21points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Finally, I don’t have to choose between pooping before, after, or during a shower.

41points

#67

A Reminder- Garages Aren’t Just For Cars

Final score:

21points

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Nona Wolf 2 years ago

A lifetime of bad decisions that culminate in a single moment

12points

#68

I’ll Give It ‘Em… These Are Pretty Funny Sayings. But Also- No

Final score:

21points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

One saying that is particularly good is 'You only live once, lick the bowl.' It's improved immeasurably when the sign is moved to the bathroom. :o)

21points

#69

Weirdo Cult House In Nv Is Also Set In 1981 With Some Serious Carpet And Decor

Final score:

20points

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Rob Chapman 2 years ago

I really don't want to know what went on in that house

26points

#70

Death Trap Stairs If I Ever Saw One. Damn

Final score:

19points

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Nimues Child 2 years ago

it looks like you'd tumble down into a portal to hell.

4points

#71

I’m Sorry This Is Stupid

Final score:

18points

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Lilla Ontherun 2 years ago

It actually a good idea if you have kids, or have wilder party with friends.

16points

#72

I…. Ummmm…. What Now?

Final score:

18points

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Kevin Garren 2 years ago

My brain hurts.

9points

#73

Todays Wisdom

Final score:

17points

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Jaden Alexander 2 years ago

Almost nailed it.

11points

#74

To Round Out Todays Horrible Nightmare Bathrooms- Timmy Sent Me This And I Hate It. I’ve Broken An Ankle. #deathtraptub @tjohn266

Final score:

14points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Just looking at it made me fall down!

14points

#75

Someone Asked Me If I Ever Saw Bishops Castle In Co And What?!?! You Can Walk Outside It And The Dragon Breathes. I Just…. Wow

Final score:

13points

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 2 years ago

As someone who lives in Colorado if you ever visit this is a must see! Theres a dragon statue that breathes fire and it's just amazing.

7points

#76

Thepaultyree And Higgy_smalls_vermont Sent Me This Little Scary Love Shack With A Heart Tub And Most Likely Demons. That Upper Walk Way Is My Nightmare

Final score:

13points

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Mattewis88 2 years ago

I'd live here...pretty sure no one else will want to come near it. Sweet solitude.

13points

#77

You Guys. No. Someone Did This On Purpose And I Can’t Even Fathom A Reason Why. Wouldn’t It Splinter!!?!. @the_endverse

Final score:

10points

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Cashme Outside 2 years ago

Exposed OSB is not a great material for cabinetry. I guess if you wanted to do it for relatively cheap and you weren’t trying to pass it off to abother buyer, you could cover it with vinyl, and I guess it works. As for the splintering, yeah, I imagine you could really jack your hand up with this setup.

9points