50 Pics Of Interesting, Horrible Or Weird Designs That Made People Say ‘What The House?!’
Interview With AuthorRecently, there’s been a new fascination with questionable architecture and dubious interiors spreading around social media.
Combining an uncanny appeal with cringe, these monstrosities have gained almost a cult following, and Bored Panda covered quite a few of them: from ugly Belgian houses, ridiculous real estate photos, and homes that made people say ‘that’s it, I’m home shaming.’
This Instagram page titled ‘What the Crazy House’ follows the trend by sharing some of the most bizarre and insane house exteriors and interiors people spotted on real estate websites.
From over-the-top Zillow mansions to cheesy interiors, it will make you doubt everything from aesthetics to common sense. Scroll down below for the most wowza crazy houses shared on the page and be sure to upvote your favorites!
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Sneak Level 9.5/10 (Coolness Level 10/10!!!!)
hey! we still have this in our tiny living/dining room. mum and dad designed something similar back in '98.
I Approve Of The Sass. “On A Huge Block Of Land Surrounded By A Housing Development Lives A Defiant Sydney Family Who Refused To Give Up Their Beloved Property"
"The two-hectare stretch of land at The Ponds sticks out like a sore thumb after rows of hundreds of houses sitting side-by-side sprang up around the block in recent years"
I would have planted trees around the perimeter so they can’t all look in to the house, and gives them something nicer to look at!
Yup, some good landscaping and planting will make this place look fantastic.
Load More Replies...In my hometown there is a littte old drugstore whose building is swallowed up by a huge departmentstore. They refused to sell their propperty so the departmentstore was build around and over them. Now the departmentstore has gone bust, while the little drugstore has been thriving since 1849.
This house certainly does not stick out like a "sore thumb"... Trees and shrubbery would be nice though, lots of pure lawn is evil.
Can't agree more. Could be a little flora and fauna sanctuary. (Not really meaning sanctuary, but just... the opposite of sore thumb.. a little gem!)
Load More Replies...Actually, it's the rows of hundreds of houses that are the sore thumb. By the way, where are 'the ponds"?
"You need to sell your property to us so we can make more money!" Uh, nOpE.
What's going on with this collective allergy to trees/vegetation/wildlife??? What kind of irreversible disaster does this civilization need to realize that we are living a parallel life to the only thing that keeps us alive: planet Earth. As much as i simpatize with this resistance to asimilate into this exploitative urban design i don't sre anything more than self indulgence and spite here. Altogether sad
No Way. I’d Fall
Don't be sorry. There's no reason to apologize for loving something.
Load More Replies...Spectare Stair. With a sorcerer's staff, you could actually walk the path instead of going up the stairway. Someday the homeowner could be surprised by seeing someone at the end of the tunnel.
I am now picturing one day seeing a faint, dark figure near the light. You'd be shocked at first, maybe scared, but assume that someone graffitied your beautiful stairway and move on, frustrated, maybe planning to fix it. But the next day... isn't the figure a little closer? You could have sworn it was smaller. You must be imagining things. And the next... no. It MUST be bigger. But it can't be. Maybe you take a photo of it now. The next day you know for sure. The figure is inching closer every day. What will you do? Will anyone believe you? What will happen when it reaches you? Aaaaah!
Load More Replies...Looks to me like the illusion would not be visible if you were actually on/using the staircase. I like it.
That looks terrific head-on. I’d need to see what it looked like from the perspective of actually going up/down the stairs to know if it is as practical as it is beautiful. Once actually on the stairs the trompe-l’oile effect should be lost, in which case it would be fine. Two thumbs up! (At least they have a handrail.)
I have a sticker on a door that looks similar to this. That's really awesome!
To find out more about the “What The Crazy House” project, Bored Panda reached out to the creator behind it, Robyn from Ohio. “I’m married with 2 kids and I work part time at a shoe store,” she told us. Robyn said that she has always loved to look at houses. Once, she saw a space bedroom which became her first post. “It was unbelievably wild and I thought that I see weird stuff in the houses I look at all the time.”
That’s how she came up with an idea to put them all in one place and start the page. “On a whim one day, I made Whatthecrazyhouse. I don’t even think I remember how I came up with the name! It was just a split moment decision,” the creator said and added that she started “What The House” back in February, 2019 but she really didn’t get a following until this past year.
When You See It
Doesn't look half bad. And I know nothing about laying bricks, but this looks quite complex and yet very well done.
I **like** it. This was done by a professional who knows their trade.
I would put a graphic of Goofy in a classic worker gear falling and doing his Goofy yell.
Seen this before and if I ever have a brick house built, I'm going to insist on this feature!
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The post is "interesting, horrible, or weird designs". I would say this falls under the "interesting" category.
Load More Replies...Looks pretty on the inside but the outside looks like that one public bathroom at the park, you know the one
Pan. Tree
This is a perfect dad joke! "Honey, where's my skillet?", "Did you check the pantry?"
It looks a lot like the top of a railing, perhaps dividing the room - my parents house was built in 1976 & they had similar dividers in the kitchen & in the dining room/front living room. Or it could be the top of a staircase going down.
Load More Replies...When asked how she’d describe her audience, Robyn said that they’re like her: “fun and snarky.” She added: “I’m proud to say they are nice and funny. I’ve never had a fight break out. Everyone is just here to laugh and make fun of stuff in a lighthearted manner.” Robyn really loves this page and she is super proud to run it. “It’s all for fun!,” she said.
I Just Want To Color It All In With Sharpies
Wow - earlier today someone in my fb group posted about the MTV Unplugged acoustic performance of this song & it's been in my head all day!! Thanks for refreshing the earworm for me! The original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 And the acoustic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xKM3mGt2pE
Load More Replies...When your paint budget goes towards feeding kids, you just let them paint it in.
This Mailbox
Omg I’m Dying
Sure, we want the safety but then we feel bad for the burglars.
I don't think this is as impractical as people think. The only window left exposed is rather small and uninviting to burglars. Sure, they could get in through this window with some work, but anything that adds time is *very* discouraging to thieves. By blocking the larger windows, the family can still slide out in case of fire, but thieves will likely move to the next house (or car) that doesn't have anything at all to impede them.
That's a very good point. You can't stop burglars, but you can nudge them towards choosing another house instead of yours. Like putting a lock on your tent at a festival. Sure, thieves can just cut your tent, but they most likely won't.
Load More Replies...The creator said that she “hates '80s decor so she posts some of that.” “I am constantly seeing things I’ve never thought possible and that shock me. And then I think that someone did this… on purpose?! What?!!” she wondered.
We also asked Robyn what was the craziest house she has ever seen, and she said that “it’s a tie between the murder house and the cat poster house where cat pictures were EVERYWHERE. I mean it: they were all over the bathroom and kitchen and walls and ceiling. Just cats.”
If There Arent Butter Pillows With This Im Out
I thought it was meant to be Oreos anyway, but you’re right, it needs white stripes.
Load More Replies...Missing credit - the designer is Roman Pylus and he has a lot of really unusual organic designs. This one is not my favorite, especially in this picture, the other settings make it already better (butter? 🧈). Clearly, this is not for everyone, but some people like playful designs, conversation pieces, and Roman‘s collections are really thought through and cohesive.
I think his furniture is quite appealing, but holy moly, the price! $5000 for an armchair.
Load More Replies...Please Enjoy This Crazy Concrete House In Ohio. The Inside Is Brighter Then I Would Have Expected But Still Not For Me
I really like this. The different seasons show it fits in with the environment.
I Just Imagine It Yelling “Fire”
When asked what could be the motives for why people design and build such crazy houses, Robyn said that this is how they express themselves or that they’re simply weird. “We are all a little weird, but sometimes things just go wacky and we get the wild things I post.”
Someone Got Funky With It
It would have better if they could have had it draining into the sink. Other than that, it's cool.
You Couldn’t Pay Me To Sleep In Here
Ditto, I’m a big fan of enclosed spaces (they make me feel calm). Caves are my favourite.
Load More Replies...Caves like these usually stay at 65-70 degrees Fahrenheit year-round. Possibly warmer than that in Arkansas since it's technically in the "South". We have a lot of limestone caves in Kansas City - some natural & some left as a result of mining limestone.
Load More Replies...Swimming Up Stairs
Great idea, awful execution. Dead fish that are stiff as boards don't swim.
Who said they were swimming? Hmm, what's that smell?
Load More Replies...Apparently #murderbanister Is A New Thing?
I just see injuries (possibly because I just read the thread about all the dangers)
Load More Replies...Gorgeous....for someone else's house. Gives me too many Final Destination vibes with those slick marble stairs. This must be the fashionable guest house we use for our wealthy in-laws.
Load More Replies...Put a little hat on him at Christmas and BAM. Festive octopus. I'd decorate this little guy year round.
I Can’t Stop Laughing
Imagine if these were two separate apartments... You arrive home late one evening and just catch the upstairs neighbor eyeballing you through a porthole..
There’s a porthole in the bottom of that sunken chair. Peephole to the room below? “We all,live in a voyeur submarine, voyeur submarine, voyeur submarine”.
You can crack your dome on one floor and snap a femur on the other. How did this pass code?
Silly me, but how do you get in and out? Is there a clever little rope ladder hidden somewhere?
No Bathtub? No Problem
As a temporary measure until a real tub is installed, I can see it. As long as it stays temporary.
Even if it is permanent, it's efficient and nothing wrong with it.
Load More Replies...This is a fantastic solution for people who are short on space, but do like an occasional bath.
Yes, this is exactly what this product is for. Not sure why it’s on this list actually. [link to product: Inflatable Adult Bath Tub, https://a.co/d/g8BV360 ]
Load More Replies...I have something like it. Bathroom too small for a proper bath, so have a bath bucket. Higher than a normal bath so I'm actually entirely covered by hot water, which is bliss.
I actually used one of these before, it was quite comfy. Comfier than my basic bathtub. But my sister bought it because their first house didn't have a tub, so she used the sink for as long a while, but eventually got one of these.
I would do this if I didn't have a tub. They have a plug on the bottom to drain. I'm glad to know there are options out there if I'm ever stuck in a shower only house.
I love this idea! Not sure how it drains and would be a pain putting it in and out if you don’t want to use it every time.
They take next to no time to inflate, some have the wider deflation plug so you can use a vacuum cleaner and pack it down just as quickly.
Load More Replies...Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
-space reserved for stove, use microwave for now- (still the same, 10 yrs later... those "temporary" solutions often are temporary in a different measurement of time)
Hey, it's only been 5 years - that's still temporary right? It is amazing what you can get used to.
Load More Replies...Permanent too, if you're not too picky. It's even off the floor, making cleaning a breeze.
Load More Replies...Hey, I told you I would fix it! You don't have to keep reminding me every 6 months!
My SIL was married to a plumber and he was always dinking around 'remodeling' something(read: tearing out another window) and never finished anything he started. My SIL spent six years cooking on a Coleman camp stove because he couldn't be bothered to install the cooktop he had bought years before.
What Black And White And More Black All Over? This Mysterious Black Octagon House. Also I’ll Bet Y’all A Million $$ That Damn “Thankful Heart” Was Not There Before It Was Staged
Love it. Love everything about it. The old goth kid in me would buy this in a minute.
I live in the tropics. This "all black" house fad looks like "Oven Houses of Death" to me.
Don’t Forget To List “Portal To Hell” In Your Zillow Page
A large black cauldron, with a brew bubbling in it, being stirred by the Three Weird Sisters from MacBeth, would give the look some polish. Don’t you think?
There's potential here. Fix the wall color, the drapes and the fan and it would be wonderful.
Dark stone fire-place could use some florescent paint. A White Polar Bear Rug, A basset hood and cute kitty and thou.
When You Take The Basement Tiki Bar Feel To A Whole New Level
Mega kitty litter. All I see is kitty litter—thanks to my cats, Donut and Severus Snape ( I actually named the poor thing that…)
Gross. If that's actually sand then that place is bound to be gross. Aside from the obvious issues with pets, there's a bar there. This isn't clumping cat litter and anything they spill on that is going to go straight through the sand and collect on whatever the substrate is. Not to mention, food crumbs, hair, dust, and the occasional dead/live bugs!
I'm pretty sure they keep it well maintained and don't make messes like that. It's very cool and suits this person just fine I'm sure.
Load More Replies...Every friend I've ever had would come out of the woodwork for this party pad.
Ummmmmm What
I know, this looks awesome. Maybe as a weekend rental.
Load More Replies...Don’t know how much sky you’d see, it looks heavily wooded
Load More Replies...8 steel cables I’m guessing so pretty good chance of you surviving
Load More Replies...It must be a lounging platform, not a bed. If it was a bed, changing the sheets would be a pain.
I had assumed then bed platform would be lowered at night. Then I saw the ladder.... This is a 'nope' from me.
I don't think it's a bed. Look at the raised end. It's a stargazing platform.
Load More Replies...That peg ladder will work out well when you have a broken leg from rolling over in your sleep.
Thanks For Whatever The Hell This Is
It looks like some one tried to make shelves and a seat and a fireplace but they did kinda messy job ......
It kind of reminds me of Homer Simpson's DIY barbecue pit. It's just missing the umbrella.
I think they were going for whimsical mid evil. It reminds me of the Wizard’s house in Disney’s “The Sword in the Stone”. Pair it with other whimsical stuff, and it would be pretty cool.
A fireplace with its own sacrificial altar. That's being space smart. :)
This fireplace was alive then frozen into this position by magic. Only explanation.
Ummmmmm…… What The Hell Is Going On Here
The homeowners were stressed and angry so when asked where to put the chandelier, they told the worker to shove it where the sun doesn't shine
Load More Replies...OMG, I'm still laughing! Lord have mercy, somebody save me!
Load More Replies...And the interior designer said,"Yeah, and chandeliers might fly out of my a**e, too."
This Gazebo Kitchen Situation
my guess would be, a studio apartment, an attempt to separate the kitchen from the living space/bedroom
Load More Replies...I would be the person who would trip on that step with a full plate of food.
I don't see the point. They could have done the exact same design without the "Meet Me in St. Louis" froufrou. Unless they intended to hang curtains and just pretend there was no kitchen.
Not sure if I’m more bothered by the whole thing or the one missing railing
Load More Replies...I….i…. What The [hell]
You don’t. You just call the exorcist. Once they’re done, you fill it in, wall it up, and pretend it doesn’t exist. If you move, make sure your real estate agent knows to tell prospective buyers to NEVER unseal it. If you die, make sure that warning is in your will.
Load More Replies...I’ve Been Looking At This For 5 Mins And I Still Don’t Understand
Walk closer and the bottom of the house will resolve and display.
Load More Replies...Ex-wife got half the house in the divorce. Took her favorite floor.
I just sniffed my coffee to make sure I didn't put in something else. Took me a minute but my glasses are now polished too :)
That's a park pavilion built to match the nearby estate housing, or to mimic a historic place.
This has the feeling of a Home Owner Association that prevented them making a garage for the car, but did allow covered parking. And then later allowed converting attic space into living space.
doesn't explain the lack of stairs to get to the actual house though?
Load More Replies...Instead of building an ark. You raise the house up so you don't get flooded.
Found A Suspicious Looking Fireplace And I’m Not Sure What To Say Here
I was going to make a joke about a specific hair color and a section of your body, but I'll just let you figure it out instead lol
Ok But Lasagna Is Delicious So I’ll Let This One Slide
This doesn't count, it's obviously done during demo, it's not a design choice lol
But it could be and that's what makes it even better, to me anyhow.
Load More Replies...I would be more likely to have this than the original phrase. Even in spray paint it’s an improvement to those vinyl letters.
I Have Questions And Concerns
Looks like a house trying to be fancy but not really having the money/space. So they take up a bunch of room for a fancy stairway. The other side must just be a balcony for whatever room is off to the left.
Load More Replies...Looks like there's another staircase that leads....behind the window????
"Hey, has anyone seen Aunt Sue recently? I haven't seen her since we redecorated!
Im Off To The Kitchen To Make Some Treets. Wood You Like To Help Me?
All I can think of is the ants and other creepy crawlers on it!🐜🐛🕷️😱
Photoshop. Look closely. The ceiling is damaged, possibly from someone falling through. the curve around the tree looks very odd, and the tree casts no shadow., while the cabinets and fridge do. While the tree trunk itself has odd shadows on it, likely from another tree. The reflection of the fridge is likely an open door.
Those shadows are actually a type of sap. My gigantic silver maple and my neighbor's silver maple had these for quite a few years. I don't see it this year, so whatever caused it (something spreadable, if I remember correctly) has run its course.
Load More Replies...I imagine bumping several parts of my body on this,toes included😬
Todays Words To Live By
This. It's a Bertolt Brecht quote from "The Threepenny Opera," a socialist critique of the ruthless competition that capitalist society creates where people will do anything to make money: kill, steal, sell their bodies. The sentiment is that you have to be able to feed yourself, then you can worry about the niceties of society. Of particular note is Brecht's choice of "Fressen" which is a word for eating generally used for animals, rather than "Essen" the word most often used for humans. In this sense we are mere animals until our basic need for food is met.
Load More Replies...If you are starving don't let your morals (ex, asking for gov assistance is for losers OR steeling is wrong OR taking food from the trash is disgusting) stop you from getting something to eat.
Load More Replies...Ro_bot_ca Sent Me This Gem And Man Did It Throw Me For A Loop
Aside from some of the color schemes, it’s not half bad. Outside is really nice, though I’d go with pale blue or pale yellow instead of mint green.
Whoever stays in the patriotic room did not agree with the rest of the house.
No Need For That
I've seen the reverse of this too - where there is the air vent cover like this with just a hole through the wall behind it to another room (not leading to any ductwork).
I have one of those. Former owners put it in because there's no vent in one hall and it got hot in there.
Load More Replies...Looks like my range hood - previous owner did a DIY installation with a wired up hood over the stove that leads to.... Nowhere. Just filters the steam then spits it back out into the kitchen.
You could probably hide some cash and maybe other important paperwork but that's all that can probably fit. It's a good idea though
Load More Replies...@sisterlilith6
Lowers slipping risk. And I guess if they can afford to have it, they can afford to maintain/replace it.
Thanks I hate the carpet. Plus the ledge up above the pool... how do you clean that?
Just Snuck That Dishwasher Right In There Didn’t Ya
Let me guess. The dishwasher was supposed to go in the space where the sink is, and the sink and its cabinet were supposed to be where the dishwasher is, only facing out to the middle of the kitchen. Only someone f****d up the plumbing connections and it was too late or too expensive to fix it. HAD to have been a DIY project.
What a badly designed kitchen! Make it cooker, drawers, cupboard, sink, and dishwasher. You wouldn't loose any work space, and would gain easier access to the window.
why is the sink so far forward of the dishwasher? There is a lot of room between it and the wall.
Why Use Stone When You Can Use Oyster Shells For That Fresh Smell
Do you really think they put fresh raw oysters up on the wall? I'm going to say they cleaned and dried them 1st.
Load More Replies...Shells can be rather sharp. I'm imaging taking a little tumble and lacerating my head and hand. Much safer to turn the shells the other way around. But, even then, not my style at all.
It's triggering my mild case pretty badly. I can't imagine what someone like my sister would experience...
Load More Replies...Whoah Baby!! Beetle Juice!!
Pots For Sinks! No
If I remember correctly from somewhere else in the internet, these are the sink in the Le Creuset head office (might be wrong though). But if that was the case, it's pretty neat idea.
I believe these are installed at the Le Creuset head office, it was on another post regarding clever easter egg design in buildings
If those are legit Le Creuset or whatever brand, I bet they could have gotten a normal sink that looked nicer for a cheaper price. lol
They actually are legit - they're in the Le Creuset head office, so obviously they were special made in the factory.
Load More Replies...It's kind of cool. Not in a house, but it works here - and would be cute in a restaurant too.
Well… This Is Confusing
That's clearly an illusionary floor. **Rolls investigation to check for traps**.
You roll a ten. You fail. You fall down the stairs, take 1d6 bludgeoning damage, and then a sibling appears out of nowhere and begins laughing at you.
Load More Replies...Congrats. You will be having hogwarts students coming up from it wondering why they haven’t snuck into hogsmeade.
Ip384 Found Some Of The Most Terrifying Steps I’ve Ever Seen. First Of All- Why Are They So Skinny- It’s Like Walking A Tight Rope. 2. Is The Top Meant To Impale You?! 3. I Hate Them Thanks. #deathtrapstairs
Each day your mountain skills are tested, until one foggy morning . . .
Stop. Make It Stop
For a moment, I thought those door handles had rhinestones on them.
Load More Replies...okay. the barn door trend is bad enough already, so someone had to crank the stupid up to 11
Thanks Tomatosixtyfour
Just think; Someone did that and then stepped back and said "Hey, that turned out better than I thought it would. This stuff is easy!"
"Hey Bob, what should I do with all the little scraps we cut off?" .........
Spaceship Spaceship Spaceship
You buy an amazing house just to stick some cheap, dead 80s suburban furniture in it? You do not deserve this house, sir.
Contemporary, possible fifty's or so exterior, with conventional interior.
Tank commander's house. He liked it to be in hull-down position. That, or an UFO inspired them.
I Am Screaming #deathtrapstairs
At first I was thinking "too many options" but after looking more carefully I see there's really only one way to climb these stairs.
Load More Replies...I think the idea is: if you're going to fall down the stairs, just get it over with quickly.
Honestly though, I can barely walk down normal stares
Load More Replies...Looks like one of those tiny houses. I love the idea, but I bet stairs like this (as well as the lofted bedroom where you have to crawl around on your hands and knees) gets old VERY fast!
I've seen this one before - it's actually a large shed on a farm & go up to a loft type storage area where the guy stores bags of feed. But yeah, those are awful looking stairs.
Load More Replies...Went to a covid vaccination centre that had steps like this up to the first floor (very old building in the UK - tiny staircase). The staff on the ground floor just looked at my walking aids and said ‘yeah, you ain’t going up there love, lemme get the doctor down here’.
I saw someone somewhere call these witch stairs. I guess as in it keeps them out OR only a witch can safely manage these! LOL!
Stairs like these are brilliant. They take a little getting used to, but they work wonderfully in small spaces.
Cecilythegreat And Betainjax Sent Me This Pink Bathroom And I Just… What?! Look At The Tiny Tub For Your Feet! And Carpet. It’s A Pink Paradise!!! It Belongs To Jamienelson6!
Yeah, but fountains like that always seem to sound like someone’s pissing in them.
Load More Replies...And Some More Nightmare Fuel From
Everybody craps on this picture, that we’ve all seen a thousand times, but I like it. I think it’s a brilliant way to make the best out of what must be an otherwise impossible situation. Some toilet is better than no toilet.
A toilet hovering over a staircase is better than no toilet at all
Load More Replies...Every list. If I made it through a list dealing with houses or construction and DIDN'T see this photo... I'd drop dead. YAWN
There must not have been space in this house for a toilet. Idk about you but I would not want to live in a house without a toilet. However, stairs often have “waisted space”. Rather than installing the toilet on the landing as others have done, they cut the stairs more narrow in order to access that space and installed a toilet there, accessible with a fold down stair. There is a curtain for privacy and I would hope a sink some place close. I still think it’s brilliant even if it’s aestheticly unpleasant.
Load More Replies...Someone send this to the one guy on tiktok that rates the poopability of various suspicious toilets
There’s a curtain you can see they pulled up for the picture.
Load More Replies...This Basement Tropical Paradise Situation
They could have even recessed it into the massive space between the beams so that they aren't constantly running the risk of facial lacerations every time they walk under it...
Load More Replies...I'm just too practical. How do you come to this as the answer for your basement? How would you "clean" the sand if you spill something? If your basement floods you're gonna have wet sand. How much would this cost? Who carted all that sand down there and then smoothed it out? Why?!?
My ex-husband wanted a "sand room" built into our new construction home about 15 years ago. Haven't talked since our divorce. This may be his home....
Well Ok Then
There's a lot of weird stuff here, but this one is actually truly offensive
I took this as written by someone who clearly has no artistic talent who thinks stenciling is art and so they wrote this like all proud of themselves without any clue that it actually looks terrible thereby proving art is very hard and only a few are talented enough to actually do it. And apparently to even actually see it.
Load More Replies...I wonder what Amanda F*****g Palmer would make of seeing her quote taken out of context and misused in this way...
How Fuckin Dare You Kill Muppets For Chairs
Yay Or Nay?
Would be very cute in a bedroom with a brass bed with a white spread.
I don't hate it. I would be okay with this in a laundry room or a screened-in porch.
OK but let's say it's not a perfectly good floor? Would it be OK then? Like if u got a old house with structure fine floors but just unsalvagable finish would it be OK to do this?
Load More Replies...All repurposed wood? How? From where? How did the get so much? So many questions. I guess for the right person it would be nice. Rey crafty
You can buy laminate floors that look like this.
Load More Replies...Because This Is Better?!?
But I feel like a toddler would easily get their little fingers into the bottom and manage to work one open. Maybe I'm missing a safety feature to keep that from happening?
I hope Bill and Melinda called their children "Baby Gates" when they were small.
Baby gates may not have to be eyesores but this one definitely is.
So Apparently This Is A Thing Now
That is a very specific visual but disturbingly accurate.
Load More Replies...This House Today With A Game Board Ceiling, Monkeys On The Wall And Twisty Wizard Of Oz Floors. Wow
Update: went to the Instagram, monkeys! Love it!
Load More Replies...The wallpaper in the kitchen looks like the one in the Haunted Manor in Disneyland...
That’s honestly fun. It’s the kind of house that turns up in my dreams sometimes. Like it’s low key haunted but it only cost $10,000 and a sandwich so i decide I’ll be friends with Casper
It’s Perfect One Eyed Willy. You Did A Good Job
This seems legit. Then you have to tell people the true entrance and all the undesirables will fall for the false entrance!
Many years ago my uncle constructed and entire deck behind his house of solid brick. Turned out it was so heavy that it began to sink, pushing against and cracking the foundation underground.
This is so sad. How to make an ugly house uglier — even if it were in the right place…
This looks like it could be problematic for me every time I have a drinkie poo...
I Don’t Understand This Dresser One Tiny Bit
Could be, when you see some of the names people come with on some BP lists.
Load More Replies...I'd rearrange it to , "Three Tilapia May Unity Butterfly" ~ Proverbs. Then people that visit would probably check the Bible to try and find that verse after they left and left scratching their heads when they are unable too.
And the words are not even lined up properly. It’s giving me a headache.
Favorite things? (No. 1. ideal, month, number, food, animal, leisure reading material) I’m tryin’ here!!
It’s Made Of Ham
Its the finest quality marble, mined from the Spraypaint region of Italy.
What The Hell Is Happening
If there's not a coin operated fortune teller in the middle there, I'm gonna be VERY disappointed.
Steps to the bed. Imagine not being used to it yet, and having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Yeah, you’d be at the hospital, in traction, and pissing in a bedpan for a good while.
Looks like it was bought as one complete unit from some Victorian era mansion. But I still don't get the object between the staircases.
There once was a ship that put to sea And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
All The Pillows In The World
This always bothers me... you have so many pillows that you have to throw them on the ground, but then you put dirty floor pillows back on your bed the next morning? No thanks.
English is not my language and for a long time I thought that "throw pillows" are called so because they are useful for throwing them at your "enemies" in pillow fight. Much disappointment when I found out what they really are and that they are just for throwing out of bed.
I never got the American "Let's put lots of pillows on the bed so we can take them down every damn night" idea
I'm an American, I've never understood that idea
Load More Replies...Lol no, I'm an older sister. I use a couch pillow as my pillow on my bed and have my normal pillows beside me
Load More Replies...And those are hideous pillows. The sizes, the textures, the styles, the colors, all of it is a nightmare
Oh Ok But How Do You Close Them? A Golf Cart? An Elaborate Pulley System? World Strongest Man?
Yeah, or motorised . Not really a problem of you have the money
Load More Replies...it's in the town where I live, curtains are always open showing off the massive chandelier inside
Wait wait wait... how do you hang them? Clean them? Replace them? Clean those windows?
I Don’t Think That’s How Fans Work…
Will work as well there as it did on a ceiling. Has the same amount of clearance behind it. Airflow will be slightly different, other than that, it's just weird looking.
It would burn up the bearing assembly pretty quickly. Not made for vertical stress, this thing will be seized up in 6 months.
Load More Replies...I Had 7 People Send Me Thi. But Seriously - Work Don’t Try To Be Cool
These are really not bad at all, just want to know about the maintenance on this
If you're gonna do this, then go all the way. There really should be a stream running under that flooring. Then it would go from a 9 to an 11.
Very cool epoxy resin use. Creative office. Now if they could only do something about the rest of the decor... yuck...
A complete resin floor! I would have chosen something involving water, maybe a creek, but this must have been expensive! A decent oak table with resin art in the center is like 2 grand! Having said this though, the upkeep on this would annoy me, all I can picture is scratches.
Once Upon A Time I Found This Photo In The Actual House Listing And Posted It And Now It’s Everywhere. But In Case You Haven’t Seen It…. Please Enjoy This Crazy Bathroom
If you ain't bathing with fries and a shake in your hands, you're doing it wrong.
Just being in this room would be enough to trigger a panic attack honestly
Wtf Is This
They could’ve aligned the colors better, to at least try for a bit of symmetry.
Oh THAT’S what wrong with it! I couldn’t figure it out.
Load More Replies...Between The Mirror And The Window And The Crazy Shower Water @hello.spider And I Think This Is Some Sort Of Ritual Bathroom. Watch Out For Ghosts And Demons
Finally, I don’t have to choose between pooping before, after, or during a shower.
It’s a bit oddly done, but possible that this has been adapted into an accessible wet room for a disabled person to use. I know a few folks who’ve had to renovate existing first floor bathrooms to allow them to bathe, and if you don’t have a lot of money for the reno you have to make do with the space you’ve got, which can make for some unusual setups. (Although I would expect to see some grab bars)
I don't think this shower head needed adjustable stand. But you know.. you can take it out...
Sometimes you just don't have the time or energy to do them separately.
This is pretty common in South Korea but the showerhead isnt usually pointed at the toilet
A Reminder- Garages Aren’t Just For Cars
I’ll Give It ‘Em… These Are Pretty Funny Sayings. But Also- No
One saying that is particularly good is 'You only live once, lick the bowl.' It's improved immeasurably when the sign is moved to the bathroom. :o)
It seems like they are doing the best they can with what they have. I like that spirit.
This is what I imagine that one elementary school teacher's kitchen looked like-
I bet the rest of this house is riddled with mugs filled with paintbrushes and paint water, rescue dogs chilling on couches.
Weirdo Cult House In Nv Is Also Set In 1981 With Some Serious Carpet And Decor
Well, they definitely have their priorities straight.
Not the most important question here but all I can think is "where is the road that goes from the highway to the house?"
I hate that the bottom 2 can easily go liminal with the right lighting
Death Trap Stairs If I Ever Saw One. Damn
Just build a landing, FFS! Liability insurance rates in this house must be crippling.
I’m Sorry This Is Stupid
It actually a good idea if you have kids, or have wilder party with friends.
just... just put a real cabinet around it. those barn doors *swing* and they'll crack the tv if you bump them.
Load More Replies...I have seen it done with art pieces instead of barn doors, and then it makes sense.
21st century technology behind rustic 19th century hardware. Yeah, that's SO much classier!
I…. Ummmm…. What Now?
Todays Wisdom
Well, that and they accidentally painted it in the shower.
Load More Replies...To Round Out Todays Horrible Nightmare Bathrooms- Timmy Sent Me This And I Hate It. I’ve Broken An Ankle. #deathtraptub @tjohn266
Cleaning those tiles is a hazardous... life itself is difficult why make it more unsafe & dangerous?
Someone Asked Me If I Ever Saw Bishops Castle In Co And What?!?! You Can Walk Outside It And The Dragon Breathes. I Just…. Wow
As someone who lives in Colorado if you ever visit this is a must see! Theres a dragon statue that breathes fire and it's just amazing.
Where is it in Colorado? I'd love to see it on our next trip out there!
Load More Replies...It's not shown in the posted picture but here's the dragon. 5116736838...231146.jpg
Mysteries of the Abandoned: Hidden America did a segment on this and the man who built it by himself. It was interesting...
That’s gonna be a nope for me wine it comes time to use that death trap, I mean catwalk.
If you're going that far, shouldn't you spring for the stained glass in the front?
Thepaultyree And Higgy_smalls_vermont Sent Me This Little Scary Love Shack With A Heart Tub And Most Likely Demons. That Upper Walk Way Is My Nightmare
I'd live here...pretty sure no one else will want to come near it. Sweet solitude.
Y’all would all be saying something different with proper lighting, cleaning and staging.
It’s cute but creepy. I really like it but I feel like I’d get creeped out easily.
You Guys. No. Someone Did This On Purpose And I Can’t Even Fathom A Reason Why. Wouldn’t It Splinter!!?!. @the_endverse
Exposed OSB is not a great material for cabinetry. I guess if you wanted to do it for relatively cheap and you weren’t trying to pass it off to abother buyer, you could cover it with vinyl, and I guess it works. As for the splintering, yeah, I imagine you could really jack your hand up with this setup.
A year in a humid climate and it would have the consistency of a sponge.
It does look like chipboard. But there is a shine so maybe varnished chipboard.
It's OSB not chipboard. Still entirely the wrong material for the job though.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure it was designed by some very expensive designer. Exposed OSB is apparently fashionable.
I've seen some fun furniture items made from a combination of OSB and a mix of different size and style drawers. It's not practical for a kitchen though.
Load More Replies...If you run OSB through a surface planer it leaves an interesting visual effect, better than the bare surface.
Some people love this look! There was a time when architects were trying to sell it to all of their clients. Not my taste at all.
I worked at a design-build firm once, and we had to move. The interior designers picked pressed sawdust slabs for our "new desktops". They were bowing in less than a year!
Load More Replies...This is in my hometown. I screengrabbed this from the Google. :-) 1Finger-62...4d0025.jpg
You are 100% incorrect. ZGW steals them from me. Also they don't post individual pictures- only full listings.
Load More Replies...I used to sometimes ride past this house on my way home from work years ago. .. https://globalnews.ca/news/3980470/live-like-a-royal-in-upper-mount-royal-castle-for-sale-in-calgary/ calgary-ca...0dcbca.jpg
This is in my hometown. I screengrabbed this from the Google. :-) 1Finger-62...4d0025.jpg
You are 100% incorrect. ZGW steals them from me. Also they don't post individual pictures- only full listings.
Load More Replies...I used to sometimes ride past this house on my way home from work years ago. .. https://globalnews.ca/news/3980470/live-like-a-royal-in-upper-mount-royal-castle-for-sale-in-calgary/ calgary-ca...0dcbca.jpg
