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No matter what your job is, at some point, you’re going to run into some truly hilarious and bizarre situations that you’ll want to share with your coworkers. And the people working at ‘Instacart,’ a well-known grocery delivery company, are no exception.

That’s where the r/InstacartShoppers subreddit comes in. It’s a popular online community that invites folks to share their experiences working at the company, with all of its ups and downs. We’ve collected some of their more amusing moments to share with you, Pandas. Scroll down to check them out.

Marketing psychology speaker and the host of the branding and human nature blogs, Matt Johnson, Ph.D., kindly answered Bored Panda's questions about how newcomers can stand up against grocery delivery whales, and whether there's any advantage to shopping in person anymore. Spoiler warning: there are quite a few! Scroll down for our full interview with the expert.

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So I Had A First Today. Take The First Load To The Customer’s Door And Come Back For Another And There’s A Damn Goat In My Trunk Investigating Things

So I Had A First Today. Take The First Load To The Customer’s Door And Come Back For Another And There’s A Damn Goat In My Trunk Investigating Things

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According to marketing psychology speaker Johnson, grocery stores are in a difficult spot due to how inflation continues to impact consumer spending on essential items. "However, despite the increasing popularity of grocery deliveries for their convenience, there are still several potential advantages to shopping for groceries in person for the average American," he told Bored Panda via email.

"One key advantage is the ability to personally select fresh produce, meat, and other perishable items, ensuring they meet specific preferences for ripeness, quality, and expiration dates. Additionally, shopping in person allows for greater control over the selection process, enabling shoppers to compare prices, explore new products, and take advantage of in-store promotions and discounts," Johnson said.

#2

That’s A New One

That’s A New One

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the description! My parents had a dog that felt it necessary to inform the entire world whenever he heard a strange noise. Strange noises included the running of appliances, turning the TV on or off, the phone or doorbell, the creak of a chair or bed as someone got on or off, the thump of the cat landing, the opening or closing of any door....

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"Moreover, shopping in person can provide a sensory experience that online shopping cannot replicate, such as the ability to smell and touch products, which can enhance the overall shopping experience and potentially lead to more satisfying purchases. Lastly, for some individuals, especially those without reliable internet access or who prefer face-to-face interactions, shopping in person may be a more accessible and social experience."

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Johnson noted that it is difficult for newcomers to stand out in the "fiercely competitive" grocery delivery business. "Since Amazon is already an established player, trying to compete on convenience and variety is not a viable option. Instead, newcomers can stand out by focusing on niche markets or specialized products: you don't need to be the best for everything, but, especially in the beginning, you need to be the best at something," he explained to us.

#4

Had A Delivery That Was Just 4 20lb Cat Food Bags This Morning, And Upon Arrival

Had A Delivery That Was Just 4 20lb Cat Food Bags This Morning, And Upon Arrival

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The Only Type Of Customer I Like Meeting Me At The Door

The Only Type Of Customer I Like Meeting Me At The Door

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"Newcomers can also leverage their relationships with local producers or farmers for fresh and sustainable products, which larger, existing players often overlook. Given the maturity of the market and the strength of existing players, newcomers face an uphill battle, but by going niche—either through their offerings or through their local relationships—new entrants may be able to carve out a distinctive position in the market and attract a loyal customer base." For more in-depth insights about human psychology, feel free to read Johnson's branding and human nature blogs.

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#7

Nice Extra Tip Last Night!

Nice Extra Tip Last Night!

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#8

Saw This Guy A Few Doors Down From My Delivery

Saw This Guy A Few Doors Down From My Delivery

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The ‘Instacart Shoppers’ online community currently has 164k members. Many of them have lots of stories—from good and funny to bad and downright weird—to share about working at the company. Many of them feature peculiar customer behavior or requests. The subreddit is a window into what life as a shopper can actually be like.

‘Instacart’ was founded way back in June 2012. Over the course of a decade, the San Francisco-based grocery delivery and pick-up service has become well-established in the United States and Canada. The idea behind the service is that personal shoppers get all the goods the customers order from the participating retail shops. 

#10

The Door On This Customers House

The Door On This Customers House

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#12

Kelly Likes Her Job A Lil Too Much

Kelly Likes Her Job A Lil Too Much

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At the time of writing, ‘Instacart’ has partnerships with 1,400 retail banners with 80,000 stores. In 2022 alone, the company fulfilled a jaw-dropping 262.6 million orders worth $28.8 billion. The average customer order was worth around $110. With so much revenue, it’s no wonder that the company has been expanding.

‘Instacart’ has been gobbling up many different e-commerce-related companies in recent years. These include white-label grocer platform ‘Unata’ in 2018 for $65 million, smart cart and checkout company ‘Caper AI’ in 2021 for $350 million, AI pricing platform ‘Eversight’ in 2022, as well as e-commerce platform ‘Rosie’ in the same year.

#14

Rough Day

Rough Day

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#15

Wrong Item My A**

Wrong Item My A**

Golden Retriever? More like Golden DECEIVER, amirite?

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Grocery delivery services have become absolutely massive in recent years. It’s safe to say that they’re now mainstream in many parts of the world, not just in developed nations but in emerging economies, too. According to Statista, 60% of respondents from India said that they used grocery deliveries.

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Instacart Support Is So Good

Instacart Support Is So Good

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Meanwhile, according to data collected by Statista, 52% of people living in Mexico and South Korea also use grocery delivery services. Brits are huge on deliveries, as well! A whopping 49% now order groceries. Meanwhile, around 40% of Americans do the same. However, Japan and Switzerland are among the developed nations that still haven’t embraced this shift in shopping. Only 20% and 10% of respondents, respectively, said they use these sorts of services.

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#20

Met These Characters On A Delivery Today

Met These Characters On A Delivery Today

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It’s expected that food and beverage retail e-commerce revenue will exceed $47 billion in the US alone in 2025. Aside from ‘Instacart,’ Americans mainly rely on ‘Kroger,’ ‘Walmart,’ ‘HelloFresh,’ and ‘Amazon.’

“Despite the blaring success of grocery retailers in the online sector, they face the growing competition of new players delivering meal kits and ready meals. The food service platform Instacart was the most visited groceries website in May 2022, accounting for over eight percent of web traffic,” Statista reports on the rise of ‘Instacart.’

#23

First Batch Of The Morning… 30 Pineapples

First Batch Of The Morning… 30 Pineapples

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For most people, the main upside of getting their groceries delivered, as opposed to shopping in person at their local retailers, is saving time. Something else that customers value is that they can avoid making impulse purchases because they’re ordering everything online in advance.

#26

Looking Back On This Still Makes Me Laugh

Looking Back On This Still Makes Me Laugh

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Shelli Aderman
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the ones I get. People who should Never be allowed to shop at all! 🤣

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#27

One Of The Few Customers To Make Me Laugh

One Of The Few Customers To Make Me Laugh

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What’s your relationship with grocery deliveries like, dear Pandas? Do you prefer to order your groceries online, or do you like going to stores in person? Do you think that we’re all going to become more and more reliant on deliveries in the future? Share your thoughts in the comments!

#28

“They’re Out Of The Green Celery”

“They’re Out Of The Green Celery”

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#30

I Try Not To Judge Others Too Harshly But Come On

I Try Not To Judge Others Too Harshly But Come On

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TheBlueBitterfly
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many amazon boxes. Looks like a shut-in hoarder. I feel so bad for that poor soul.

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#32

Cancelled Order With iPad

Cancelled Order With iPad

The customer canceled their order as soon as I pulled into their community. Costco only gives store credit cards as returns. I hate looking sketchy while returning these types of items.

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#33

Well Damn Kimmy

Well Damn Kimmy

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Phoenix
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she's saying she also needs deodorant. She wants you to cancel her oder.

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#34

Well There Goes My Tip

Well There Goes My Tip

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Bookworm
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like 'guard order from raccoons' was not in the job description.

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#36

Instacart Shopper Being Weird With My Girl

Instacart Shopper Being Weird With My Girl

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#37

How Am I Gonna Fit This Into A Toyota Camry?

How Am I Gonna Fit This Into A Toyota Camry?

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Chrissie Anit
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you take the order in the first place if you knew you had a small car?!?!

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#38

These Customers

These Customers

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#39

Is My Shopper Trying To Scam Me Right Now?

Is My Shopper Trying To Scam Me Right Now?

I have a order being shopped right now. There’s something on the bottom called “Life Goods” for $149 that I know for 100% fact that I did not order. I asked my shopper what it is and that I didn’t order it and to remove it, and am getting no response

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#40

Customer Dog Attacked Car During Delivery

Customer Dog Attacked Car During Delivery

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#41

Poor Dog

Poor Dog

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Angela C
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm hoping (but probably wrong) that the "puppy" in question is actually a full grown dog in a breed that gets this large naturally. But knowing how people are im probably wrong

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#42

I Drew Up A "Thank You" Card For My Customers

I Drew Up A "Thank You" Card For My Customers

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#43

How Do I Make Sure She Gets The Free One??

How Do I Make Sure She Gets The Free One??

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3 Otters 🦦
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are saying be sure to get the free one when you buy one. They want 2. One plus freebie

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#45

Lmao This Was A Nice Surprise

Lmao This Was A Nice Surprise

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Lene
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes better sense when you see the 2nd pic. :) but it's cute. I like it. I like it a lot 😁

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#46

I Received No Help, But I Did Receive This

I Received No Help, But I Did Receive This

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#49

This Is F**kin Crazy

This Is F**kin Crazy

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Customer Thought I Was Gonna Ruin My Car For $14

Customer Thought I Was Gonna Ruin My Car For $14

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#51

Got Tip Baited For The First Time Ever

Got Tip Baited For The First Time Ever

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WindySwede
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP "She gave a wrong delivery address, correct address was 20 minutes away, delivered to a huge apartment complex. We couldn’t find each other for 10 minutes. Then when we finally do find each other, she conveniently forgot her wallet at home. LOL what a clown. People are the worst."

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#53

Don’t Be That Guy Please

Don’t Be That Guy Please

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Donteatme666
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope 👎 cancel I get it people forget but there's a limit to everything

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#54

I’m Sad Wanted To Give Back And Was Ignored

I’m Sad Wanted To Give Back And Was Ignored

I’ve had to Instacart shop for living and recently got a good job. I wanted to give back to other shoppers so I did a grocery order while I’m at the beach for a festival. I gave a good tip and was waiting with a thank you bag with snacks and a Java monster. The driver wouldn’t answer the whole order and when it said delivered I asked where and no response. Turns out they left the order in the lobby even tho I had hand to customer on… oh well next time

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#55

The Shopper Never Came Back For The Groceries

The Shopper Never Came Back For The Groceries

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setsuriseikou
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP on Reddit: I came home to groceries I didn't order on my porch. I waited 20 minutes and the shopper never came back. Feeling blessed, but sad for the shopper/client. Looks quite expensive too.

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#56

This Is A Hot Mess…

This Is A Hot Mess…

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Phoenix
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, how am I going to get a pallet of bricks home and unloaded for me? I know...!

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#57

I Couldn’t Believe It. Someone Took This For $31

I Couldn’t Believe It. Someone Took This For $31

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#58

I Delivered To This Apartment Today

I Delivered To This Apartment Today

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#61

The Way I Screamed Whaaattt When I Saw This Order

The Way I Screamed Whaaattt When I Saw This Order

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't know what I'm seeing, is the customer somehow scamming because the total is way less than what it should be and if so, how? Sorry I don't know how they do this

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#62

Okay Who Brought Her 4 Lbs Of Jalapeños?

Okay Who Brought Her 4 Lbs Of Jalapeños?

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But she didn't get four pounds. If you look at the price, she got 0.4 lbs.

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#64

I Want U Guys To See This

I Want U Guys To See This

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René Sauer
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy friggin`... is that the only way from the store to the customer???

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#65

Im So Dizzy & I Almost Had An Accident

Im So Dizzy & I Almost Had An Accident

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why acronyms suck! It's digital, stupid app SPELL IT OUT!.. we're looking at Air Quality Index here. No wonder you were dizzy you were smoking pollution and Canadian wildfire smoke!.