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The amount of reach and power that YouTube has worldwide is hard to believe. So here are some impressive stats to make your jaw drop. There are over 2.1 billion YouTube users on planet Earth, and a whopping 694k hours of content are streamed on the site. Every. Single. Minute! YouTube is the second most visited site in the world with 34.6 billion monthly visitors, second only to its parent company’s site, Google (which dabs on YT with 92.5 billion monthly visitors).

That means that content creators are up against some stiff competition if they want to go viral. What’s more, creators constantly have to innovate and adapt to YouTube’s changing algorithms. However, one way to definitely get noticed on the video-sharing platform is to grab everyone’s attention with a witty or weird comment.

That’s where the ‘Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments’ Twitter page comes in. The social media project documents the most memorable comments on the website, from the simply strange to the downright hilarious. Bored Panda's featuring some of their best posts, as well as ridiculously strange YouTube comments that we found on the site ourselves. Enjoy, upvote the ones you loved the most, and share your thoughts about YouTube in the comments.

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky" as his Serial Killer Name.

John Montgomery
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps it should be phrased "The killer with the small peepee". The way it's written just makes it sound like he kills people not very well endowed.

John Baker
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, you know, if we just didn't make them famous to begin with...

1Zs Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Referencing a very recent mass shooting in Buffalo, USA....if we gave these killers no recognition whatsoever... '18 year old' shoots 10 people in grocery store'.. that's it. that's all....no pictures of the killer (if they've been caught and arrested)... I do wonder if less of these would happen.

ZentheOgre
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want people to think about this. How stupid is the average person. Why they follow trends, need new shiny tech and the whole love of reality tv. Then I want you to know the average serial killer is dumber than that. I'm not talking about opinion of what they do but they have lower IQs. https://www.crimeandinvestigation.co.uk/article/serial-killers-iqs-ranked

APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, the popular perception of psychotics as Lecter-style geniuses is a Hollywood-addled myth. Most psychotics are on the low average part of the bell curve.

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Alicia GriffonLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mister "i have mommy issues". The killer with poo-pants. The "compensating" killer

Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands, when someone is slightly obese, the police, will call them 'vadsig' ... Which kind of translate like 'fatty posture'. They seem to do this on purpose, like not to make them cool. It's very very subtle, but noticeable.

charliesvibinvibes (they/them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"bind torture kill"? more like "bitty-tiny kock". he literally gave the name BTK to himself. At least it's better than the "poetic strangler" and the "grout phantom" (both of which were names he proposed. dennis rader (and serial killers in general) are losers

backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true but the stupid news media are the ones who do it to sell papers

Susan Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also hate the name "Lone Wolf" used to identify some failed, evil, brainless creature who terrorizes society. Call him a failed, evil, brainless terrorist. That's more accurate.

Silre
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he called himself the Night stalker though. Then he got his a*s kicked by an angry mob.

APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. And stop calling them "lone wolves". Say something less cool and more true, like "today a nightclub was attacked by a lone cu!nt"

Red
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only serial killer that was famous in my town was called Bird Poop.

JJM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! ha! however the description may prove detrimental to women if he wants to prove this assumption incorrect!

Megan Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I've been doing.. :) AND GOOD LUCK.:) HERE====)> https://www.hmjobz.com

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The ‘Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments’ page has had a (very poetically) insane stretch of popularity. It was created just a few months ago, in February of 2022. However, in this short stretch of time, the Twitter account has already grown to have over 271k followers.

There’s hardly a doubt in our minds that the page will continue to grow. The content’s great, and it’s given us quite a few laughs. We even feel a tad guilty for laughing at some of these! Whatever the case might be, one thing’s for sure, some YouTubers have a razor-sharp wit.

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The most viewed video on YouTube is the ‘Baby Shark Dance’ with a stunning 10.6 _billion_ views. Meanwhile, in second place is Luis Fonsi’s ‘Despacito’ (try getting that tune out of your head now) with 7.83 billion views.

‘Johny Johny Yes Papa’ lies in third place with 6.33 billion views, while Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shape of You’ is in fourth with 5.7 billion. The fifth place belongs to Wiz Khalifa whose song ‘See You Again’ has amassed 5.49 billion views. These numbers are all mind-blowing. And it might make you reevaluate what you think might be popular globally.

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Paul Marks
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if you think about it you bungee jumped at birth with your umbilical cord.

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At the time of writing, the fastest video to reach 100 million YouTube streams was BTS’ ‘Butter.’ However, Adele’s ‘Hello’ holds the record for the fastest viral video to reach 1 billion YouTube streams.

YouTube generates roughly 28.84 billion US dollars worth of ad revenue worldwide. That’s a whopping 11.2 percent of Google’s entire revenue.

The video-sharing platform has around 37 million channels and over 800 million videos. That’s probably more than we could ever watch by ourselves. Around 1 billion videos are watched per day on YouTube, and people spend roughly 19 minutes watching things each day.

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It’s a very human thing to want approval from other people. Most of us want to be respected, well-liked, and, well, even loved. One way that this inner need for social approval is expressed is through the desire for fame. The internet and social networks provide a lot of possibilities here in that regard.

"It’s a human need to want approval from others, and there are far more people available to provide approval online than in real life," social media expert Ariane Sherine explained to Bored Panda very recently that the internet is perfect for those who want attention.

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Casey Burns
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Science-man, Science-man! He does better science than I can! Look out! Here comes Science-man!"

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"Online validation is also there forever for everyone to witness. It’s a rare person who is completely impervious to the thrall of millions of strangers liking what they do—it’s exciting and boosts your self-esteem,” Ariane stressed that very few people are immune to the desire for attention.

"If you’re an exceptional creator you’ll still stand out. Of course, the more followers you have, the more chance there is that people are going to see, like, and share your content, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to break through,” she told us.

"Post content daily if you can, but don’t compromise on quality as a result. Speed is key if you produce topical/reactive content. But again, it’s better not to post than to post something substandard. Creating and maintaining an online presence does take work and effort, but it’s a really fun thing to do. If it feels like work, you’re doing it wrong!" the expert noted what you should keep in mind if you want to stand out online.

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Social media expert Mike Sington told Bored Panda that our desire to be famous online is intimately linked to our ego. Attention online helps us feel great about ourselves.

"Trying to go viral and get recognition online is really mostly about ego. Everyone wants recognition, everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame, and getting it online is a relatively easy way to do it, all from the comfort of your home," he explained to us recently.

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"Anyone can create content, but you’re competing against literally tens of millions of users to create memorable content. It takes a lot of work, and can easily become what feels like a second job," he explained to us.

"To stand out online, what you post has to be carefully crafted. Quality content stands out online. Think it through carefully, ask yourself, 'Is what I’m posting memorable, inspirational, informative, funny, will it make people think, or feel good, or start a conversation?' If it doesn’t meet any of those benchmarks, it’s probably not going to stand out and go viral. There’s a lot of junk out there, it takes effort to rise above it,” Mike said.

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Jerry The Joker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's probably one of the least offensive things you can say about this human piece of garbage.

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Shishal Asaurus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive been on this app too long but i legit busted out laughing out loud sith this one

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Britain this film was funny to many as the characters kept referring to each other as benders.

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Spikey boi
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious to see if that actually works Edit: Holy s*** it works

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Scotira
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep! He waits. (Sorry, I'll just see myself out)

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raking stops forest fires don't you know? I heard that from a very credible source.....

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NHL37
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always makes me chuckle when a news report or article says there was a dead body found. When you refer to a person as a body isn’t it already obvious they are dead? You don’t say we found a live body of a missing hiker, you would say we found missing hiker Bob Smith.

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love a good bit of concealer but that doesn't seem like the right shade to be using.

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weirdly very close to what makes my wife happy. King Edwards potatoes (MUST be Edwards) and Donkeys.

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Trey Shipp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oops~ goddamn it first it was that cooking now this?! I need to get my life straight...

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Kate Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol sometimes i think of actors in different roles and one character would be mortified by the actions of another. this is definitely one of them.

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DUN DUN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Call me Zac 'cuz I have no idea what the Efron with my life" ∾ some guy on Twitter

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Trey Shipp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was going some where now it is just relatable

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