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Senior year of high school marks an end to a chapter in our lives. We move on from being teenagers and become adults. Naturally, there's a need to commemorate all the events, memories and time we spent with the people there. There's also a need to leave your mark at the place you'll most likely never return to, but have spent the bigger portion of your life at.

What's a better way to do it than to pick an unforgettable quote for your yearbook? Sure, you could carve your initials on that school bench, but the words in a yearbook will be in there forever. However, is that a good thing? Check out these funny pics from the X page 'Insane Yearbook Quotes' and let us know in the comments whether some of them are bound to become a little dated.

Bored Panda wanted to know more about what's the secret behind a truly funny yearbook quote. So we reached out to comedy writer and director Chris Head from London. Chris teaches comedy writing for the BBC Writersroom, the British Library and Bath Spa university. He is also the author of "A Director’s Guide to the Art of Stand-up" and "Creating Comedy Narratives for Stage & Screen."He agreed to tell us more about how students can create original, stand-out humor for their yearbook quotes. Read his expert insights below!

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Although yearbook quotes are not a tradition in the UK, we asked London-based comedy coach and director Chris Head to weigh in on how to craft a good quote for your yearbook. Chris mentors writers and stand-up comics on how to craft the best material, so he's more than qualified.

He has advice for school students who feel writer's block and are struggling to come up with something witty. "You could start by looking up serious yearbook quotes, then ask yourself what would be a playful way to parody this serious quote," the comedy coach suggests.

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Multa Nocte
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can sooooo relate to this one! That was exactly how high school was like for me.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how she takes it with humour. It's great if you have a cool, ethnic name, all power on you, but not everyone will be able to pronounce it. People who can take it with humour are kind people. Because they don't punish those who would love to do right on their beautiful names but can't for some people being AHs about it.

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If you're writing a joke for your yearbook and are starting from scratch, Chris has three points you can start with. First, try sharing something personal about yourself. An existing example of such a quote can be "If you like water then you already like 72% of me."

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Another approach you can take is to convey the gratitude you received. The girl who chose the quote "I want to thank Google and Wikipedia and whoever invented copy and paste" can be a good example.

If the two don't work, try giving some advice in your yearbook quote. It's true if you're a high school senior, there's not that much wisdom you can bestow on others. But it doesn't have to be serious. The quote "Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Eat cake. Stay safe" gives very practical but funny advice.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im ashamed to say that I got scammed by a Nigerian Prince once. The way he sang Purple Rain was beyond terrible. Worst concert ever!

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Once you've studied the examples, it's time to start writing. How do you create a funny and memorable quote that stands out? Chris asks us to consider this: "Try picking one of these approaches and then ask yourself: given this starting point, what would be a playful and surprising thing to say?" 

Chris recommends considering three questions:

1. "What would be a surprising thing to say about yourself?

2. Who or what would it be surprising to thank?

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3. What would be surprising advice to give in this context?"


Then we come to the key element of a yearbook quote that truly stands out. What is the secret ingredient? Self-awareness. "Self-awareness is absolutely key with a funny quote," Chris reiterates. "They work best if you are aware of how you come across to others and tap into that in your quote."

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It's important to consider who your audience will be. In this case, it might be your classmates who know you. “Remember the ‘If you like water then you already like 72% of me’ guy? The people who know him who read the quote will find it even funnier as it’s so him," Chris tells us.

"Similarly, if the young woman who wrote the Google/Wikipedia quote was known for being cheeky (as we Brits would say) and rebellious," Chris adds, "It would be so much more funny and memorable."

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So a good yearbook quote has to be about you, at least in some capacity. "If they don’t fit the personality of the student, they won’t work as well, so it’s really key to write a quote that suits you and references something everyone knows about you," Chris concludes.

What would make a yearbook quote objectively unfunny? One reason can be if it's full of clichés. How can students avoid them? Chris is a bit cheeky with his advice at first. "The simple answer to avoid cliché is to have an original idea!"

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refer to high school as a state run facility, as in " I was released from the state run facility in the summer of '85"

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But he does get serious. "There aren’t many 100% original ideas out there. It’s often a case of putting a fresh, personal spin on an existing idea. Even if the idea is not 100% original, if you express it in your own personal quirky way it will feel fresh," the comedy expert says.

"Or you can also go for a complete curveball that undermines the whole premise!" One example of that could be "I don't even go to this school!"

Chris Head is the author of "A Director’s Guide to the Art of Stand-up" and "Creating Comedy Narratives for Stage Screen." He also runs online courses and consultations. Don't hesitate to try them out if you feel like you've caught the comedy bug!

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But carrots can't roll...they just sit there and do nothing for their entire existence. Kind of like me!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I got checked by security was when I had bright blue hair, because yes, I’m gonna make myself as easily recognizable as possible when I’m planning to smuggle drugs or bombs…

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like my brother when going through customs. He has long hair and they always "randomly" screen him. In NZ, he was busted by the customs dog. He had beef jerky and a sammich, which they confiscated.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going back home to The netherlands from USA. I was sick, so my hair was all wild, and i was wearing a bright yellow shirt with colorfull sweats ( trying to cheer myself up ) . I was stopped twice for " random search". I wanted to scream : who smuggles drugs from USA *to* The Netherlands ?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For example, if you are a psychopath you should probably try not to be yourself around others.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prepossessing is an adjective that means interesting, attractive, or impressive.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats just a misquote Calvin from Calvin and hobbes. And obviously Calvin >>>> Paris.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"i need feminism because i intend on marrying rich and i can't do that if my wife and i are making .75 cent for ever dollar a man makes" is the whole quote

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Lulu John
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why even post this just to cover the face. No one else’s face was covered. Wtf?!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it's posted on BP for exactly 7 karma so... close enough.