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“Kunthea”: Woman Documents The Most Unfortunate Baby Names That Utah Parents Have Chosen
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“Kunthea”: Woman Documents The Most Unfortunate Baby Names That Utah Parents Have Chosen

Interview With Expert “Kunthea”: Woman Documents The Most Unfortunate Baby Names That Utah Parents Have ChosenPerson Collects Weird Names Of Utahns, Finds 15K In 5 Years And Shares The Best OnesPerson Shares Their Collection Of Ridiculous Utahn Names And Others Can’t Believe ThemWoman Starts Saving The Oddest Names She Comes Across In Utah, Ends Up With 15k+ CollectionPerson Collects Weird Names Of Utah Citizens And Shares The Highlights Of The 15K Names“I’m Up To 15K+ Names”: Woman Tracks The Wildest Names That Utah Parents Have Given Their Kids“Machaela, Makaela, Makala, Makayla”: Woman Shares 5 Years’ Worth Of Utahn Names“Fructuoso”: Woman Reveals The Wildest Names That Parents In Utah Have Given Their ChildrenPerson Records The Weird Names Of Utah Citizens They Come Across And Shares Their Favorites
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Having a unique name is a blessing and a curse. On one hand, it’s nice to know that I’ve made it nearly 30 years without meeting another Adelaide in person. On the other hand, however, I’ve endured a lifetime of butchered pronunciations and spellings, people forgetting my name the second I say it and being asked, “But is there a nickname you go by?” dozens of times. And while I wouldn’t trade my name for the world, I’m glad that my parents chose something that is an actual name, rather than a made-up word or phrase.

One Utah resident started collecting all of the baby names that have been used in her state 5 years ago and recently decided to share the most creative ones on Reddit. Enjoy making your way through this list, and keep reading to find a conversation with Laura Wattenberg, founder of Namerology.com and author of The Baby Name Wizard!

Parents seem to get more and more creative when it comes to baby names every year

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So one woman decided to start documenting all of the bizarre names that have popped up in Utah in recent years

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Later, the author revealed how many different versions of “Michaela” she’s come across

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Utah is notorious for having extremely unique baby names

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Naming a child is a lot of pressure. Parents might consider family names, names that remind them of loved ones, names that aren’t too common, names that aren’t too challenging to spell and names that don’t remind them of anyone from their past they have bad memories of. Making a list and pitching your favorites to your partner can turn out to be a full-time job!

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In this day in age, where everyone wants to stand out from the crowd, many parents resort to “creating” their own unique names that (they assume) have never been used before. And for some reason, Utah seems to be the epicenter of these strange names. According to Haley Swenson at Slate, one factor that plays into why parents name their kids so creatively in Utah is the prevalence of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

She notes that, “if you’re a Mormon kid in Utah, it can be hard to stand out from the pack,” so having an uncommon name can be one easy way to be considered unique. Over 40% of residents in Utah identify as members of the LDS church, but in some towns, over 90% of the inhabitants are Mormon. And Mormon adults between the ages of 40-59 have had an average of 3.4 children each, compared to the national average in the United States of 2.1 kids.

There can be even more pressure to come up with unique baby names when you’re living in a community where almost everyone you know has several children. You don’t want your daughter to be one of ten Sarahs in her class! But the reality is that choosing a name that is too creative can backfire. Kids can be cruel, and nobody wants to give their child a name that will lend itself to cruel words from bullies. Plus, it’s important for parents to remember that you’re not just naming a baby; you’re naming an adult too.

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“Today, the menu is limitless, and the goal is style, which puts pressure on parents to make bold choices”

To learn more about how to choose the perfect name for a child, we got in touch with Laura Wattenberg, founder of Namerology.com and author of The Baby Name Wizard. Laura was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss why baby names have gotten so creative in recent years.

“We’ve seen a revolution in the very nature of naming. In past generations, most parents took for granted that they’d pick from an established set of traditional names. Today, the menu is limitless, and the goal is style, which puts pressure on parents to make bold choices,” the naming expert shared.

“Also, in the internet age we’re all accustomed to choosing usernames so we expect names to be unique identifiers. Parents will look up a full name they’re considering, see that it’s ‘taken,’ and move on,” she added.

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We also asked Laura what she believes are the most important factors for parents to consider when naming their children. “An unlimited menu of choices is a recipe for decision paralysis. Parents stress over name choices so much that they talk themselves out of their own taste,” she pointed out. “I recommend that once you have your short list of candidates, instead of narrowing the list down, try narrowing it up. Focus on what you love most about each name and see what rises to the top.”

Finally, we asked the baby naming expert how parents can find unique names without landing on anything that they’ll later regret. “If you’re choosing a name with special meaning for your own community and interests, take a moment to imagine how it will come across to someone with a totally different frame of reference,” she told Bored Panda. “Your child may go far and have experiences you can’t imagine. Will that name travel flexibly with them?”

Some countries even regulate baby names to prevent parents from getting too creative

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While we all want to be considered special, there’s a fine line between having a beautiful name that catches the attention of others and one that will be mocked in Facebook groups for years to come. But is there anything we should be doing to ensure that baby naming doesn’t get too out of control? Well, some countries have taken it upon themselves to regulate baby names and outright reject or ban names that they don’t consider suitable.

Residents of Germany, Sweden, China and Japan are required to have their children’s names approved by the government before they’ll be published on a birth certificate. And in Iceland, the government keeps an eye on children’s names to ensure that they follow grammar and gender rules and won’t subject the child to embarrassment.

Certain names have also been banned around the world because parents attempted to get a little too creative when naming their kids. In France, the name Nutella was shot down, and in Sweden, the government had to put its foot down to prevent parents from naming kids Metallica, Superman, Veranda and Ikea. But as we’ve seen from this list, the United States is a bit more lax when it comes to naming.

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We would love to hear your thoughts on this story in the comments below, pandas. Do you think moms and dads should be allowed to use these unique names? Feel free to share, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda piece discussing “Tragedeighs,” look no further than right here

Later, the name collector answered a couple of questions from readers and provided more info

Many readers were amused and horrified by all of the creative names

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Some even shared interesting names that they’ve come across in Utah as well

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Howdy, I'm Adelaide! I'm originally from Texas, but after graduating from university with an acting degree, I relocated to sunny Los Angeles for a while. I then got a serious bite from the travel bug and found myself moving to Sweden and England before settling in Lithuania about two years ago. I'm passionate about animal welfare, sustainability and eating delicious food. But as you can see, I cover a wide range of topics including drama, internet trends and hilarious memes. I can easily be won over with a Seinfeld reference, vegan pastry or glass of fresh cold brew. And during my free time, I can usually be seen strolling through a park, playing tennis or baking something tasty.

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Howdy, I'm Adelaide! I'm originally from Texas, but after graduating from university with an acting degree, I relocated to sunny Los Angeles for a while. I then got a serious bite from the travel bug and found myself moving to Sweden and England before settling in Lithuania about two years ago. I'm passionate about animal welfare, sustainability and eating delicious food. But as you can see, I cover a wide range of topics including drama, internet trends and hilarious memes. I can easily be won over with a Seinfeld reference, vegan pastry or glass of fresh cold brew. And during my free time, I can usually be seen strolling through a park, playing tennis or baking something tasty.

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I'm a visual editor here at Bored Panda and I enjoy a good laugh. My work ranges from serious topics related to toxic work environments and relationship difficulties to humorous articles about online shopping fails and introvert memes. When I'm not at my work desk, checking if every single pixel is in the right place, I usually spend my free time playing board games, taking pictures, and watching documentaries

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I'm a visual editor here at Bored Panda and I enjoy a good laugh. My work ranges from serious topics related to toxic work environments and relationship difficulties to humorous articles about online shopping fails and introvert memes. When I'm not at my work desk, checking if every single pixel is in the right place, I usually spend my free time playing board games, taking pictures, and watching documentaries

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Will Cable
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These parents that give their children these 'trendy' (in their own mind) names should be forced to have theirs changed to Fookwit Dingleberry and have to live with that to see how they like it.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny. I was born in 1982 and my parents named me Crystal (after a chandelier. I wish I was kidding.) It was an uncommon name back then and I never met another little girl named Crystal while I was growing up. I HATED it because I thought it was a "weird" name and I wanted a "normal" name. Then when I got older, I realized that there are an UNHINGED number of spellings for the name "Crystal" now, and I actually have to spell my NORMAL-spelling version when I tell a receptionist/etc my name or else I'll get put down as Kristal, Chrystle, Khyrystyl, etc.... XD My sister's name is Melanie, which is a bit of an unusual/uncommon name too - she was born in 1976. My parents have/had bog-standard names (Gerald and Linda). I personally think some of these modern "tragedeigh" names are absolute abominations - those poor kids are going to get teased unmercifully by their peers. Or that kid is going to grow up loathing their name. Selfish parents be selfish.

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Debbie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So can't a white girl have an Indian name? Srinidi? Her family might be Indian, or they are honouring someone they know. Or they just liked the name. There are definitely terrible names on the list, but i'm not sure I like this bullying - kids are named that way and can't help it untill they are an adult and have the money and patience to change their name. I'm sure every kid googles their name at some point, and then they'll come across this "list of shame". After having seen the list though, I am not so sure I'm against an approved names list / approval committee as I was before. Children should be protected...

LB
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands none of this would fly. It's interesting to see what happens if you don't regulate these things though!

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Rebekah Fuentes
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Utah is absolutely renowned for the "Spehchial" naming of their angels. I absolutely knew someone named at least every other name on this list when I lived in that god forsaken state.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ack! You just made me think of something: Isn’t it Utahns who go around “baptizing” (is that what they do?) every single person they come across in the US (using directories and so on) in order that everyone will go to heaven when they die? 🙄 If I’m right, do you spose they also give us special names in the process? I was angry enough about it before — total strangers doing something to me that I object to — but the thought that they’re ALSO giving me a “better” name while they’re at it is making my blood boil and steam is coming out my ears. 🤬🤬🤬

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Spittnimage
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooter is from Dukes of Hazzard. He played a mechanic and friend of the Dukes.

TennesseeHomesteadUSA
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not exactly. A "cooter" is a turtle. Hence nicknames like "Junebug", "Cooter", "Bullfrog" etc. NOT a TV thing that started with that stupid Dukes show. It's a Southern thing, ya'll ! I know about Southern things ! Etymology at its finest, huh ?

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LinkTheHylian
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read all these names out loud and now I'm falling through portals and travelling through the multiverse. Little help?

Becca not Becky
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Utah for a good percentage of my life. Those of us with normal names joked about lists like these because they're very real.

Cathy Lemay
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Traditional names had to once be new as well but some of these are just crazy. Who names a child Rock'Steady? Where indeed is Beebop?

Kaitlyn Lindsay
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gleb is a common Russian name and doesn't really belong on this list.

Caessy Meschar
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and i was wondering if that might be a wrong spelling for the czech word for bread. in my head Gleb sounded like Chléb. but if that's a name it makes more sense

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Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder I can't find my name on anything that's personalized anymore! haha These remind of me of that wacky name Manson murderer Susan Atkins gave her son: Zezo ZoZe Zadfrack Glutz. Please don't do that to your kids.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously? Each of the “Z” names you listed is bad enough, but when I arrived at “Glutz,” I realized it didn’t matter what the hell they named that kid as it was already doomed with “Glutz.” I’m pretty sure that’s the worst surname I’ve ever heard of. Surnames get passed down, so it’s waaay more important that they be GOOD — or at least not laughable, and “Glutz” is a failure on a whole new level of bad. (Now I’m remembering the time I dated a fellow whose surname was “Chu”; during our first date, I told him we could never marry, as I didn’t wanna name Iike a Pokémon.)

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that it's a fine name if one is living in Cambodia. If one is living in an English-speaking country, perhaps one should avoid naming their child "Kunthea", even if one's ancestors came from Cambodia. Kids are cruel and the child named that will almost certainly be mocked and bullied their entire life. Cultural and traditional names are awesome, but one must take into consideration how they "sound" or are spelled if one lives somewhere else. Well, that's my opinion, at least XD

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Kit Black
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll add a Jewellianne in Oklahoma - I asked the mom how she came up with the name and she looked at me like I was an idiot and said "John Lennon's son! " Apparently it's pronounced Julian... The child is a boy...

Caessy Meschar
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in germany there are also some funny names or name combinations, but compared to the ones from utah it's all harmless. the worst i know is matt eagel (after the infamous mettigel (minced meat hedgehog)) in germany a name must not be offensive, must not offend common decency, must not be named after a place or object and you have to recognize the gender by the name. a gender-neutral name must always be combined with a name that shows the gender

Mariele Scherzinger
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In what way is this confined to Utah? I am a teacher in Germany, and you wouldn't believe what names some parents come up with. These parents are my age, so technically, they could all have been my former classmates. None of these names were common in my own schooltime, and I wonder what flipped the taste of an entire generation. I do hope it is a generational thing, and someday sense will prevail.

Katiekat
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Retired teacher of 26 years, so yeah, lots of kids. THe most "younique"? Fashon Designer, for a boy. Just... yeah. Sweet kid, though, and I still wonder what he's going to do when he turns 18. I'm betting saving up money for a trip to the courthouse to change... and not have anything to do with fashion for the rest of his life.

Philly Bob Squires
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Caitlyn, Katelyn, Katelin, Kaitlyn, Kaitlen, K8lyn, KVIIIlyn, Katelan, Catelin, Catelyn, Catelan... got any more? I'm still Wait-lyn!

Della
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on!! Life is hard enough without being named coo-ter plaxscenta shat-ole.

Magpie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mikaela is a completely normal name in Finland, it is just a "Finnished" version of Michelle or Michaela.

Khavrinen
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe the "Ja-RUM" ( Jarum/Jerom/Jarem ), because I once had a coworker named "Ja-REE". Fifteen years ago, I just thought it was a unique accent on Jerry.

Michelle Seasor
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teacher in a large urban school district, I have come across so many different or similar sounding names. One year I had Jaxon, jayce, Jordan, JJ, and Josiah. Another year, I had John, Johon, Jules, ja'marie & jakari (brothers)

Christopher Crockett
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These names make Swoosie Kurtz sound completely normal, boring even. (She was named after the B-17D that her father Frank Kurtz flew during WWII. The plane was called The Swoose, for a half swan, half goose character at the time.)

goldenwood_cottage
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to do photography for elementary schools. We had a list posted in the office of the most unusual names, and the photog who first photographed them. My additions were a 4 YO named HeavenlyAngel Happy Har(redacted) and twins named Kyvynn and Hyvynn. (Kevin and Heaven) all white kids, BTW

kcco
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 80's, I used to work for a fine doctor named Gleb. That's when I learned it was a popular Eastern European name, sometimes after an orthodox saint. So maybe do a little research before you judge.

JayWantsACat
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mormons try to give their kids personalities via names. lmaooo

𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Struggling to work out how to pronounce some of these. Is the x meant to be like a z (eg: Xavier ), or is it silent (eg: tableaux). If you need a guide on how to spell or pronounce your kid’s name, then maybe you should re-think it. It’s not funny or quirky!

Anna Drever
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the comments there’s a Seven but that might be a Star Trek reference. I had it on my list for our kittens (ended up with a male Dax, a B’Elanna and a Kira who I know should be Nerys but I just thought she looked like a Kira).

Darth Kittius
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Mormon and attending BYU-I. I have definitely encountered many odd names. Including Teancum.

Joshua Russell
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just wonder how many of these kids are going to change their name to something normal when they get older.

René Sauer
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only ever met two people with kinda off weird names. The first was dude named Merlin. The other was a girl named Rajna. That was 20 years ago, so memory might be wrong, But I think her Parents explained that the name came from up north, from Scandinavia. (even though, now that I look at it, it looks kinda like it could be Indian instead). Anyway, that name was funny to me because it was pronounced like the German name Reiner, which is a male name.

OneWithRatsAndKefir
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Searching it up, Rajna does seem to be an existing name in northern, middle and parts of eastern Europe, though varying in popularity. I mainly noticed that it seems to be popular enough in places like Serbia or Croatia. The ‘J’ in it is pronounced like an English ‘Y’. From what I understand, Rajna and Reiner would come from the same source, so the names are probably related!

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Lynn Morello
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work at Medical Records in a Hospital. Some of the names are crazy. But 67 ways to spell Michayla, I never would have thought.

Annet de Groot
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bear: in Dutch, Beer (pronounced Bir, meaning bear) is an acceptable first name It can stand alone, but it might also be derived from Berend, which comes from the German name Bernhard, meaning 'brave' or 'strong like bear' and refers ofcourse to a bear. Taking Bernhard apart, it says 'hard as a bear. Berend, Bernhard or Bernard (The Netherlands) and Bernd (Germany) are common names over here. Also, check out Berlin, for example.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given my own name, I feel entitled to laugh at funny/outrageous/stupid names, and “Fructuoso” is a panties-wetter! About fifteen years ago, I met a young dentist from Utah. His dad was from Sweden, and he had an expected surname ending in “-son,” but his first name was “Helamun.” (I may have misspelled the last syllable.) He told me it was a king in the Mormon bible, so I came home and googled it and at the time got THREE hits. (That was back in the days before Google began vomiting out results for words that were similar-ish to what you’re searching for.) Not ONE of the results told me anything about King Helamun, so I gather he was either unimportant or else a failure as a king. I now think that name is most *excellent* having seen this list. (I’d rolled my eyes at the headline; I’ve seen enough crazy names here. Oh, how naīve I was! NOW I’ve seen some genuinely stupid names!)

K. LNU
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a woman who pronounced her given name as sh-theed. It was spelled sh*thead. Why...

Toby Judd
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece's boyfriend has four kids and one of the boys is named Taken.

Jerry Kindall
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Targhee was a local native chief. Those kids are named for him, not for a breed of sheep (which was named for a mountain pass which was named for him). Nor were they named for a shoe (Keen has a line hiking shoes named Targhee). It's a perfectly fine name.

Jerry Kindall
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3 months ago

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DC
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fructuoso got me cracking up. But ... I haven't seen Trashudeigh, which is my favourite so far that I've seen as a name. It might indicate that the parents weren't bursting of joy when finding out that she's trächtig, so her birth - bUuUrTh? - seems to have been a real tragedy, ... what a Trashudeigh.

Beth Wheeler
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try Shithead... The mother pronounced it as Sha-theed. I feel sorry for that kid and hope he was able to get it legally charged when he was old enough.

Dave Van Beurden
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3 months ago

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Holly Marley
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Targhee was a Bannock tribe Chief who was well respected by all the people of the region, Indian and white alike.Grand Targhee ski resort in Wyoming is named after him. The kid could be named after either or both. Not happy with this list-maker.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Indian" is generally considered a pejorative term. Many Native American people prefer "Native American", "Indigenous American", or by their actual specific tribe's name. As an aside, just because a man named "Targhee" was an actual person (in the 1860s, btw) doesn't mean that it's automatically a great name for modern children or that a child would be thrilled to be named "Targhee". Oh, and it was "Taghee" or "Tahgee". The ski resort is a misspelled version of his name.

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kissmychakram
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why OP chose to add info about the surname. It is entirely possible that each parent was from a different nationality/ethnicity. Sounds a *tiny* bit racist. Some of the names are borderline criminal though.

Kobe (she)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it was just to say that a certain name might be more plausible with a different background ( making it less racist) . To avoid all the : did you not know that that is a very normal name in .... Like : it sounds unnormal to me, yet to let you know - it is from X background , so it might not be as crazy as I think it is...

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Will Cable
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These parents that give their children these 'trendy' (in their own mind) names should be forced to have theirs changed to Fookwit Dingleberry and have to live with that to see how they like it.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny. I was born in 1982 and my parents named me Crystal (after a chandelier. I wish I was kidding.) It was an uncommon name back then and I never met another little girl named Crystal while I was growing up. I HATED it because I thought it was a "weird" name and I wanted a "normal" name. Then when I got older, I realized that there are an UNHINGED number of spellings for the name "Crystal" now, and I actually have to spell my NORMAL-spelling version when I tell a receptionist/etc my name or else I'll get put down as Kristal, Chrystle, Khyrystyl, etc.... XD My sister's name is Melanie, which is a bit of an unusual/uncommon name too - she was born in 1976. My parents have/had bog-standard names (Gerald and Linda). I personally think some of these modern "tragedeigh" names are absolute abominations - those poor kids are going to get teased unmercifully by their peers. Or that kid is going to grow up loathing their name. Selfish parents be selfish.

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Debbie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So can't a white girl have an Indian name? Srinidi? Her family might be Indian, or they are honouring someone they know. Or they just liked the name. There are definitely terrible names on the list, but i'm not sure I like this bullying - kids are named that way and can't help it untill they are an adult and have the money and patience to change their name. I'm sure every kid googles their name at some point, and then they'll come across this "list of shame". After having seen the list though, I am not so sure I'm against an approved names list / approval committee as I was before. Children should be protected...

LB
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands none of this would fly. It's interesting to see what happens if you don't regulate these things though!

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Rebekah Fuentes
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Utah is absolutely renowned for the "Spehchial" naming of their angels. I absolutely knew someone named at least every other name on this list when I lived in that god forsaken state.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ack! You just made me think of something: Isn’t it Utahns who go around “baptizing” (is that what they do?) every single person they come across in the US (using directories and so on) in order that everyone will go to heaven when they die? 🙄 If I’m right, do you spose they also give us special names in the process? I was angry enough about it before — total strangers doing something to me that I object to — but the thought that they’re ALSO giving me a “better” name while they’re at it is making my blood boil and steam is coming out my ears. 🤬🤬🤬

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Spittnimage
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooter is from Dukes of Hazzard. He played a mechanic and friend of the Dukes.

TennesseeHomesteadUSA
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not exactly. A "cooter" is a turtle. Hence nicknames like "Junebug", "Cooter", "Bullfrog" etc. NOT a TV thing that started with that stupid Dukes show. It's a Southern thing, ya'll ! I know about Southern things ! Etymology at its finest, huh ?

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LinkTheHylian
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read all these names out loud and now I'm falling through portals and travelling through the multiverse. Little help?

Becca not Becky
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Utah for a good percentage of my life. Those of us with normal names joked about lists like these because they're very real.

Cathy Lemay
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Traditional names had to once be new as well but some of these are just crazy. Who names a child Rock'Steady? Where indeed is Beebop?

Kaitlyn Lindsay
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gleb is a common Russian name and doesn't really belong on this list.

Caessy Meschar
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and i was wondering if that might be a wrong spelling for the czech word for bread. in my head Gleb sounded like Chléb. but if that's a name it makes more sense

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Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder I can't find my name on anything that's personalized anymore! haha These remind of me of that wacky name Manson murderer Susan Atkins gave her son: Zezo ZoZe Zadfrack Glutz. Please don't do that to your kids.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously? Each of the “Z” names you listed is bad enough, but when I arrived at “Glutz,” I realized it didn’t matter what the hell they named that kid as it was already doomed with “Glutz.” I’m pretty sure that’s the worst surname I’ve ever heard of. Surnames get passed down, so it’s waaay more important that they be GOOD — or at least not laughable, and “Glutz” is a failure on a whole new level of bad. (Now I’m remembering the time I dated a fellow whose surname was “Chu”; during our first date, I told him we could never marry, as I didn’t wanna name Iike a Pokémon.)

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that it's a fine name if one is living in Cambodia. If one is living in an English-speaking country, perhaps one should avoid naming their child "Kunthea", even if one's ancestors came from Cambodia. Kids are cruel and the child named that will almost certainly be mocked and bullied their entire life. Cultural and traditional names are awesome, but one must take into consideration how they "sound" or are spelled if one lives somewhere else. Well, that's my opinion, at least XD

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Kit Black
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll add a Jewellianne in Oklahoma - I asked the mom how she came up with the name and she looked at me like I was an idiot and said "John Lennon's son! " Apparently it's pronounced Julian... The child is a boy...

Caessy Meschar
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in germany there are also some funny names or name combinations, but compared to the ones from utah it's all harmless. the worst i know is matt eagel (after the infamous mettigel (minced meat hedgehog)) in germany a name must not be offensive, must not offend common decency, must not be named after a place or object and you have to recognize the gender by the name. a gender-neutral name must always be combined with a name that shows the gender

Mariele Scherzinger
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In what way is this confined to Utah? I am a teacher in Germany, and you wouldn't believe what names some parents come up with. These parents are my age, so technically, they could all have been my former classmates. None of these names were common in my own schooltime, and I wonder what flipped the taste of an entire generation. I do hope it is a generational thing, and someday sense will prevail.

Katiekat
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Retired teacher of 26 years, so yeah, lots of kids. THe most "younique"? Fashon Designer, for a boy. Just... yeah. Sweet kid, though, and I still wonder what he's going to do when he turns 18. I'm betting saving up money for a trip to the courthouse to change... and not have anything to do with fashion for the rest of his life.

Philly Bob Squires
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Caitlyn, Katelyn, Katelin, Kaitlyn, Kaitlen, K8lyn, KVIIIlyn, Katelan, Catelin, Catelyn, Catelan... got any more? I'm still Wait-lyn!

Della
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on!! Life is hard enough without being named coo-ter plaxscenta shat-ole.

Magpie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mikaela is a completely normal name in Finland, it is just a "Finnished" version of Michelle or Michaela.

Khavrinen
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe the "Ja-RUM" ( Jarum/Jerom/Jarem ), because I once had a coworker named "Ja-REE". Fifteen years ago, I just thought it was a unique accent on Jerry.

Michelle Seasor
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teacher in a large urban school district, I have come across so many different or similar sounding names. One year I had Jaxon, jayce, Jordan, JJ, and Josiah. Another year, I had John, Johon, Jules, ja'marie & jakari (brothers)

Christopher Crockett
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These names make Swoosie Kurtz sound completely normal, boring even. (She was named after the B-17D that her father Frank Kurtz flew during WWII. The plane was called The Swoose, for a half swan, half goose character at the time.)

goldenwood_cottage
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to do photography for elementary schools. We had a list posted in the office of the most unusual names, and the photog who first photographed them. My additions were a 4 YO named HeavenlyAngel Happy Har(redacted) and twins named Kyvynn and Hyvynn. (Kevin and Heaven) all white kids, BTW

kcco
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 80's, I used to work for a fine doctor named Gleb. That's when I learned it was a popular Eastern European name, sometimes after an orthodox saint. So maybe do a little research before you judge.

JayWantsACat
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mormons try to give their kids personalities via names. lmaooo

𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Struggling to work out how to pronounce some of these. Is the x meant to be like a z (eg: Xavier ), or is it silent (eg: tableaux). If you need a guide on how to spell or pronounce your kid’s name, then maybe you should re-think it. It’s not funny or quirky!

Anna Drever
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the comments there’s a Seven but that might be a Star Trek reference. I had it on my list for our kittens (ended up with a male Dax, a B’Elanna and a Kira who I know should be Nerys but I just thought she looked like a Kira).

Darth Kittius
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Mormon and attending BYU-I. I have definitely encountered many odd names. Including Teancum.

Joshua Russell
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just wonder how many of these kids are going to change their name to something normal when they get older.

René Sauer
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only ever met two people with kinda off weird names. The first was dude named Merlin. The other was a girl named Rajna. That was 20 years ago, so memory might be wrong, But I think her Parents explained that the name came from up north, from Scandinavia. (even though, now that I look at it, it looks kinda like it could be Indian instead). Anyway, that name was funny to me because it was pronounced like the German name Reiner, which is a male name.

OneWithRatsAndKefir
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Searching it up, Rajna does seem to be an existing name in northern, middle and parts of eastern Europe, though varying in popularity. I mainly noticed that it seems to be popular enough in places like Serbia or Croatia. The ‘J’ in it is pronounced like an English ‘Y’. From what I understand, Rajna and Reiner would come from the same source, so the names are probably related!

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Lynn Morello
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work at Medical Records in a Hospital. Some of the names are crazy. But 67 ways to spell Michayla, I never would have thought.

Annet de Groot
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bear: in Dutch, Beer (pronounced Bir, meaning bear) is an acceptable first name It can stand alone, but it might also be derived from Berend, which comes from the German name Bernhard, meaning 'brave' or 'strong like bear' and refers ofcourse to a bear. Taking Bernhard apart, it says 'hard as a bear. Berend, Bernhard or Bernard (The Netherlands) and Bernd (Germany) are common names over here. Also, check out Berlin, for example.

Binky Melnik
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given my own name, I feel entitled to laugh at funny/outrageous/stupid names, and “Fructuoso” is a panties-wetter! About fifteen years ago, I met a young dentist from Utah. His dad was from Sweden, and he had an expected surname ending in “-son,” but his first name was “Helamun.” (I may have misspelled the last syllable.) He told me it was a king in the Mormon bible, so I came home and googled it and at the time got THREE hits. (That was back in the days before Google began vomiting out results for words that were similar-ish to what you’re searching for.) Not ONE of the results told me anything about King Helamun, so I gather he was either unimportant or else a failure as a king. I now think that name is most *excellent* having seen this list. (I’d rolled my eyes at the headline; I’ve seen enough crazy names here. Oh, how naīve I was! NOW I’ve seen some genuinely stupid names!)

K. LNU
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a woman who pronounced her given name as sh-theed. It was spelled sh*thead. Why...

Toby Judd
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece's boyfriend has four kids and one of the boys is named Taken.

Jerry Kindall
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Targhee was a local native chief. Those kids are named for him, not for a breed of sheep (which was named for a mountain pass which was named for him). Nor were they named for a shoe (Keen has a line hiking shoes named Targhee). It's a perfectly fine name.

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3 months ago

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DC
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fructuoso got me cracking up. But ... I haven't seen Trashudeigh, which is my favourite so far that I've seen as a name. It might indicate that the parents weren't bursting of joy when finding out that she's trächtig, so her birth - bUuUrTh? - seems to have been a real tragedy, ... what a Trashudeigh.

Beth Wheeler
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try Shithead... The mother pronounced it as Sha-theed. I feel sorry for that kid and hope he was able to get it legally charged when he was old enough.

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3 months ago

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Holly Marley
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Targhee was a Bannock tribe Chief who was well respected by all the people of the region, Indian and white alike.Grand Targhee ski resort in Wyoming is named after him. The kid could be named after either or both. Not happy with this list-maker.

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Indian" is generally considered a pejorative term. Many Native American people prefer "Native American", "Indigenous American", or by their actual specific tribe's name. As an aside, just because a man named "Targhee" was an actual person (in the 1860s, btw) doesn't mean that it's automatically a great name for modern children or that a child would be thrilled to be named "Targhee". Oh, and it was "Taghee" or "Tahgee". The ski resort is a misspelled version of his name.

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kissmychakram
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why OP chose to add info about the surname. It is entirely possible that each parent was from a different nationality/ethnicity. Sounds a *tiny* bit racist. Some of the names are borderline criminal though.

Kobe (she)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it was just to say that a certain name might be more plausible with a different background ( making it less racist) . To avoid all the : did you not know that that is a very normal name in .... Like : it sounds unnormal to me, yet to let you know - it is from X background , so it might not be as crazy as I think it is...

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