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Facebook Marketplace is a massively popular and lucrative e-commerce platform. But given its size and the fact that you’re browsing the internet of all places, just like anywhere else online, you’ll eventually run into something bizarre and hilarious.

That’s where the ‘Insane FB Marketplace’ project on Instagram comes in. The curator of this account collects and shares some of the weirdest, funniest, and most nonsensical finds that shoppers have stumbled upon on the platform and felt like they just had to share it with the world. Scroll down to see just how peculiar things can get. Some of these pics, from wins to fails, are bound to make you do a double-take.

We reached out to the creator of the 'Insane FB Marketplace' account, and they were happy to tell us more about the project. You'll find Bored Panda's interview with them below.

#1

Facebook Marketplace ad for Elvira-themed salt and pepper shakers priced at $25.

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Min
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll fight you for 'em. ( @ZuriLovesYou - you don't need to tell me, I already know)

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Chefette67
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought one of these! We roll the boobs across the table when we're passing each other the salt and pepper 🤣🤣

Lyone Fein
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These have to be worth more than 25.

Sarah K
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brings new meaning to the phrase shake your titties!

Your Local Raccoon
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Queen boobarella, as her fans call her!

Nuku Nyara
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Simpsons had a "copycat" character named Boobarella.

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Mike F
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta admit, it's pretty spot on. 😂

Broccoli
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dafuq does one even come up with ideas like these

Glen Ellyn
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I first saw this pic I thought it was some kind of stereo - the boobs are the speakers. 🤭

Ervin Conn
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I am so stupid I astound myself. I thought you were replying to "I'm guessing there is a hole in the bottom."! :-)

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JuJu
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fantastic, hilarious and I want it

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It would be an understatement to say that Facebook Marketplace is ‘big’ or ‘impactful.’ It is absolutely gargantuan, not least because it has Meta, Facebook’s parent company, backing it.

Facebook itself is sprawling. DemandSage states that there are overall 3.07 billion active monthly users and 2.11 billion daily users on Facebook. It’s a huge social network, so there’s lots of opportunities for sales here.

BusinessDasher notes that the e-commerce platform has a jaw-dropping 1.1 billion users worldwide. 474 million of that 1+ billion users are considered to be active users.

It’s estimated that 16% of people who log in to Facebook do this just so that they can shop on Marketplace. They’re dedicated users of the e-commerce platform. It goes to show just how used it is, even if you or anyone you know prefers to buy and sell things on the seemingly endless number of alternative platforms out there.

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    #2

    "Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad showing a white van humorously labeled as a 2020 Tesla CyberTruck."

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    FlamingZombies
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's call Tesla's what they really are. Deploreans and Swastikars.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best Cybertruck I've ever seen.

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people saying this looks better than a Cybertruck- it objectively doesn't, you just hate Elon Musk or hate rich people. I'm grateful my observations are based in reality and not so influenced by my feelings.

    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks better than the dumbass triangle turd actually made by Tesla

    Rosie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a Canadian city where people love to flaunt their wealth. I saw one the other day, it's hideous. Someone said it's like the driver welded sheets of metal together.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it performance art and add two zeros

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    #3

    Statue of David light covers for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, down is on. So this could work.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on what Michelangelo actually carved, this flatters him

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelangelo probably wouldn't agree with you, given how the Greeks and Romans he was inspired by felt about the topic.

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    Robert T
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they do a Venus for double switches?

    ZuriLovesYou
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not fondle Mikey's dìck every time I'm ready for bed.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David wishes. Why are they always all meat and no potatoes?

    Bored Panda was interested to learn about the inspiration behind the project. According to the curator, they saw an interesting niche that needed to be filled.

    "I didn't think there was a place for people to talk and comment on insane Facebook Marketplace listings, so thought it could be cool to start it, and it took off," they told us in an email.

    "The community is new but already active. So many people send me things daily and it seems like it has become top of mind to share," the creator of the Instagram account opened up about just how engaged their followers are.

    #4

    Ornate wooden confessional booth listed for $5,000 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been a day since my last confession. These are my sins: I stole the confessional the last time I was here.”

    BWC
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession was always creepy. I'm glad I was only forced to go a couple of times per year(through 8th grade).

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    Your Local Raccoon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this being a gothic walk-in wardrobe!

    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet that could tell some stories.

    Harry Hwt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me daddy for I have sinned I mean father

    Azari Azalea
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl again

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handy to have on site if you're prone to compulsive guilt.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one even get something like this?

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churches close and the furnishings get sold off. There's a pub in our town with a couple of pews.

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    Aballi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty rad. I’d fill it with plants!

    Featherytoad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a great outdoor Halloween decoration with a priest and Reagan (The Exorcist).

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    #5

    Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad showing a diamond ring in a red box priced at $500.

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    justme
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to handle this is to propose with a cheap fake ring that looks nice, and if she says yes tell her it's a placeholder ring because you wanted her to help pick out the actual ring. If she says no, then you're only out like 25 bucks depending on the ring. There are a lot of nice looking fakes online.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she won't be upset at all that you proposed with a fake ring. /S Personally I would have been really insulted if my husband did that. If you're doing it because you want to make sure she loves the ring, great, but if you're just doing to CYA it's kind of crappy. If you're worried enough about the answer that you won't commit to buying a ring, you probably shouldn't be proposing at all.

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    JB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say don't ask questions you already know the answer to. But "will you marry me" is the GD exception!

    UKGrandad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost - but not quite - as sad as an advert I once saw in the classifieds for a wedding dress that was "bought two months ago: never worn".

    Julie S
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have they got 2 engagement rings how many people were they proposing to?

    Glen Ellyn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom ring is the wedding band, the top one is the engagement ring. Mine are like that. I wore the engagement ring until we got married. The wedding band was put on during the ceremony. Afterwards, the two rings were attached together to be worn as a set.

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    #6

    Homemade arm wrestling machine for sale at $100 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    SJones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my first thought but OK.

    Ace
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor mine, and the mechanism clearly will generate back and forth movement, not side to side, so....

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    James Peek
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howard Wolowitz approved.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this an episode of Big Bang Theory? "There is no code for a robot hand grasping a man's penis."

    Lori T Wisconsin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh…. Don’t look like it was made for wrestling……..

    Deborah B
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the mechanism. That hand is going to go up and down, not to the side.

    Nuku Nyara
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way the to gears for the movement of the arm have been placed, the movement it will make is certainly not for "arm wrestling"

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a genuine first-gen SexOTronic, I believe...

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    We were curious to get the creator's thoughts on why Facebook Marketplace has such a huge presence on the internet. "I think it is so popular because you can find a lot of good deals and items locally, and that people also think that they can sell their random things that probably don't have much value," they said.

    The creator of 'Insane FB Marketplace' warned everyone to be wary of potential scams. Facebook Marketplace, just like any other e-commerce platform, has some shady characters from time to time.

    However, the curator noted that, somewhat ironically, not all scammers are good at communicating, so it's not always obvious what the scam even is. "Like 9/10 people that contact you seem to be scammers from other countries which is weird because I don't even know what they want from people or what the scam is," they said that the only thing that is clear is that there's some type of scam involved.

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    According to the creator of 'Insane FB Marketplace', it is "so much fun having this account and growing a little community." They also told Bored Panda that people shouldn't be shy about getting in touch with them via Instagram or email if they stumble upon any 'insane' finds on Marketplace. If you see something bizarre, definitely reach out!

    #7

    Victorian cat bed ad on Facebook Marketplace showcasing ornate design from repurposed materials.

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    Russ Kincade
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your favorite heavy metal group? IRON CAT BED!

    Erenndis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a grill for a cat...

    Batwench
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kush, but you know they would use the box it was transported in.

    Illustrious G
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price, I’ll stick with a box!

    Faelwolf
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, don't let my sister see this, she won't shut up until I go to the steel yard....

    Miki
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought its a grill.

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    #8

    Yellow novelty item listed on Facebook Marketplace, shaped like McDonald's arches, described as non-combat plastic.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how else am I going to get a McIcecream?

    badmotorfinger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I go walking in a bad neighborhood i always feel safe because I'm packin McKnuckles.

    Kiki Likes Sweets
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the description. " not intended for combat". 😁

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Marvel character, McKnuckles

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would bring a whole new meaning to "You deserve a break today," the marketing campaign that started in 1972. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvzk2aPczHw

    #9

    Handmade crochet plush toy listed on Facebook Marketplace for $60, featuring a whimsical design.

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    Piglet
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Patrick trying to show us his chocolate starfish?

    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patrick lookin a little thicc back there....

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he really need the thong underwear? We couldn't have just stuck with the swim shorts?

    Noel Bovae
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah.. That's the entire reason someone would buy it. I'm sure there's thousands of crochet patricks for sale out there, but how many sumo wrestler Patricks are out there? (Probably not many)

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    Around 14% of all Facebook users from 70 countries have bought something on Marketplace. In the United States, this number stands at 7%. Marketplace had a revenue of $26 billion in 2021.

    The unfortunate side of things is that roughly 17% of Marketplace users revealed that they’ve been scammed at some point in time.


    #10

    Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad featuring quirky, duck-shaped garden sculptures made from banana designs.

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    Lyoness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually awesome.

    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, not sure if I want them. maybe it would help if you used the word "whimsy" one more time

    Granny's Thoughts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy this 😃

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but they wouldn't go with my flamingos

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    #11

    Unusual Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a vintage Officer Big Mac jail play structure in a grassy area.

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    Littlemiss
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my money!!! I loved playing in this when I was little

    C .Hunger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had my first cigarette when I was twelve inside one of these in the rain...

    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like something from Bikini Bottom

    Min
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're too young. Sigh.

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    #12

    Custom buttercream cake advertised on Facebook Marketplace, decorated like green alien in chocolate.

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    BelleMendes
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that sees Shrek?

    She who must not be named
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the point, it's Shrek in mud 😅

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'butt'ercream... an accurate description, 😆

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably used as a placeholder. If they're custom, they would be different prices depending on what you ordered

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    BusinessDasher states that the biggest group of Facebook Marketplace users are men aged 25 to 34. They make up around 17.9% of all users.

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    Women aged 25 to 34 make up 13.8% of all Marketplace users. The people using Marketplace the least are Facebook scrollers over the age of 65 and teenagers.

    #13

    Crochet toilet for sale on Facebook Marketplace, featuring a pink handmade cover and listed at $980.

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    She who must not be named
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a crochet cover for a toilet and I was grossed out, but the whole thing is made out of crocheting? That's pretty skilled to be fair. I'm not sure who would buy it but I can appreciate the hard work

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Annual Crochet Creations Award I believe - winner of the It's More Than a Toilet Roll Cover category 1998

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother must never find out about this

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    Jay Scales
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, THIS would make a far better cat bed than that spiky Victorian thing.... :D

    BossyCloud
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks disproportionate tbh.. like the seat is way too small

    Miki
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (ok edit.. i thought it's a cover for toilet)

    Renegade
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's s is better than I expected because it's not a cover, it's THR toilet. Not a conversation piece I'd wat, but there's someone out there.

    CalamityOne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have room in my house for the c**p I have now, I don't think I really need this, lol

    Diemond Star
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I can just smell that through my phone 🤢

    PenguinEmp
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got the let's carpet the urine area of the house.

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    #14

    Facebook Marketplace ad for area rug with person lying on it for size comparison.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they unroll him for the pic.

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See our reviews! "Excellent for hiding bodies." - local mob boss

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    laura lee
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes but how many bananas?

    Alice Landers
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be best if he had a banana in his hand (or pocket lol sorry had to)

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people know what an 8×10 rug looks like without the unconscious man? If not they can get a tape measure.

    V.vi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he REALLY wants to sell the rug

    Geoffrey Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...the Dear Leader not only needs to sell the rug, but poses with it too?

    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should have used a banana for scale

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    #15

    3D printed "Rocktopus" on Facebook Marketplace, featuring a head with octopus tentacles for $10.

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    Broccoli
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bored do people need to be to come up with these ideas

    Crystalwitch60
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very very very need to get more I’m house bound lmao n ever I wouldn’t come up with that c**p but it is funny

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    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson makes these. They sell like crazy! (?)

    Amelia Jade
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I considered this as stocking stuffers. I ended up going with Pokemon characters with Nic Cage's face.

    Fairybaby
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERYONE PRINTS THESE AT MY SCHOOL! 😂😂

    Fairybaby
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's mom prob took it and sold it as punishment

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    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what dark realm of hell did you awaken from?

    Nicky
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More modern art, underpriced by four digits

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    As per CapitalOne Shopping’s research, up to 1.228 billion shoppers buy something on Marketplace, and up to 40% of Facebook users shop on the e-commerce platform.

    According to their data, 491 million active users log in to Facebook to shop on Marketplace, buying things from the 250 million sellers from around the world.


    #16

    Unique deviled egg-themed mirror with decorative details, priced at $50 on Facebook Marketplace ads.

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    Littlemiss
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My devilled egg plate has a hen salt and pepper shaker set

    Binky Melnik
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, geez. I can smell this week-old mirror from here. 🤮

    Dawn Marie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it isn't real, but it would always remind me of the price of eggs!!!

    #17

    Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad for a $20 Disney Princess-themed hotdog resembling a character in a yellow dress.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot paid $20 for that monstrosity?

    RosaTheWitch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone like the guy who paid $6.2million USD for a banana that was duct taped to a wall - it was 'art', apparently. (http://bit.ly/4aVZlbX)

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    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should read 'Mercifully' only have one pictured.

    RosaTheWitch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's bad? You should check out the guy who spent USD$ 6.2million on an 'artwork' consisting of a banana duct-taped to a wall (http://bit.ly/4aVZlbX)

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    Tempest
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Belle was just an enchanted hotdog in the Beast’s castle…

    LostGirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forgot to wear sunscream

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    #18

    Facebook Marketplace ad showing a driving porta jon for sale at $1,500, featuring a scooter inside.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could give new meaning to the words road accident.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest Tesla model!

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK - let me think about this - so you ride the scooter whilst siting on the jon peaking through the little holes? Is that it?

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I can see, yes.

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    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you drive like s**t!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saves on those brown-trousered moments whilst driving!

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes in handy if you've had a curry.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for an infield at NASCAR weekend.

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    #19

    Cartoon-like tree sculpture, listed on Facebook Marketplace, with exaggerated facial features near a brick wall.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person have the whole set?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m aghast at all the stolen things people are trying to sell for big stacks. That’s allowed, selling stolen items? I would think it’s *gotta* break some rules, doesn’t it? Otherwise, the place allowing the selling is a party to the crime, aren’t they? Co-conspirators at minimum?

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would scare the Bejesus out of kids. Hell, it's even scary to me.. Yikes.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you can see no child will get near it.

    PFD
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the same horror set as the water slide

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    #20

    Chevy truck tailgate used as a workbench or seat, listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually. I'd like this on my deck. Very practical, spacewise.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you could MAKE a much nicer one that fits your decor for MUCH less money. Unless you’re so totally into cars that this is *perfect* for you, why not make one that looks nice, works the way you want, and is just a fraction of the price?

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    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tailgate partying for people who don't drive.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks attached to the house.

    KimTx ‍️
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truck end = tailgate. Memories of days gone by 🎶🎶🎶

    Dawn Marie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWESOME IDEA!!

    #21

    Cursed dreidel for sale on Facebook Marketplace with humorous description and $50 price.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe take it out of your pocket and throw it in the trash, then take the trash outside and burn it in a barrel. Then, scoop the ashes from the barrel, put them in a box, and mail them to the White House. Or to Elon Musk.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it IS cursed he will have to give it to someone. Does anyone remember the "lamia" button? 😱

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    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people collect supposedly cursed or occult objects; they might actually get $50 for it.

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    Nix
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting ploy. "I need some quick cash. I'll just grab the first piece of junk I can find in my house and sell it as 'cursed'."

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cursed n u wanna sell it erm as a white witch lol that comes under cursing others put it in the floor stamp on it till its in tiny bits n burn it sorted do not pass it on

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm just mad. I wasted my time reading the story and why is this weirdo conman trying to sell a 50 cent dreidel for $50?

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think wasting your time reading a long story is on you.

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    #22

    "American Girl Doll listing with horse head, highlighting delusional Facebook Marketplace ad."

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    Nonbinary Reptile
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Girl dolls are a very specific and expensive, but well made, dolls. The dolls are from historical time periods or you can make your own. I custom made one for my child who has a facial difference. https://www.americangirl.com/

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm this is what American girls look like

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know American Girl was getting into nonhumans

    Julie Morgan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a old costume from The Wicker Man film. The original one

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not A GIRL ITS A F*****G HORSE 🙈😱deluded or what 😂

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the seller knows. They aren't being serious.

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    #23

    Person holding a baby wearing a handmade Christmas tree hat, featured in a Facebook Marketplace ad.

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    PunchinelloTX
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this surprisingly unsettling for some reason!

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, please just blur the head, or color over it, don't start a trend of Photoshopping headless people.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She even sealed up the neck of her sweater after removing her head.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless lady not included

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Princess Kate do the photoshop work?

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doctor, the Cthulhu twins are here for their checkup" /j

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, excuse me miss, WHERE IS YOUR HEAD?!

    Oops
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all the heads gone???

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought the whole thing was a Halloween decoration!

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    #24

    A worn-out party jumper waterslide listed for $1,000 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have scrubbed it up a bit before posting.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing needed to be sprayed with bleach and scrubbed before it was ever posted. I can't imagine anybody paying anywhere near that price for that nastiness.

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S-sure this is not an emergency slide from a crashed airplane? You're absolutely sure?

    Simon Chen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting tetanus by just looking at this

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they put a comma instead of a point,should really read $1.00

    pug nose curly tail
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the very least they could have put it on a trailer and drove it through a car wash. Damń

    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mold and mildew included.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it came from the IT movies or the Evil Dead franchise.

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    #25

    Novelty Facebook Marketplace ad for a cat-shaped tissue dispenser, priced at $30.

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    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My “adult” son bought me this for Christmas. My cat thinks he brought her a new sibling.

    Broccoli
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have chosen any other hole…oh never mind

    Piglet
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not liking the look on the cat's face.

    #26

    Cement baby snail sculpture with face paint, listed on Facebook Marketplace for $60.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by Bowie, painted by Bowie, representing Bowie? I'm confused.

    SJones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see Bowie.

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    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone made this and thought someone would want to buy it.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does David Bowie have to do with it?

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does like to sculpt...but I doubt he did this. Maybe it's a labyrinth movie metaphor... The baby, and "allo!" And other strange things

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    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*** me! Things like this confirm my choice never to dabble in art.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some idiots will do anyhing to sell stuff n there’s always one lunatic as will buy it 😂

    RosaTheWitch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True - I reckon the seller could have charged even more, because it would still sell!

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    #27

    Horse carriage listed on Facebook Marketplace for $4,000, previously $4,500.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, not really odd or weird, just unusual maybe.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Amish/Mennonite country this would blend in.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably good value. I was watching a documentary of the Amish. These aren't cheap.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is that an Amish buggy?

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amish or old order Mennonite box buggy. I used to know some folks who build these. This one is set up for a single horse.

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    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, it is a horse-less carriage, unless there is another picture showing the 1 horsepower engine.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it into a library. Or hang out spot.

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    Any large enough online community, whether it’s a group, e-commerce platform, social network, or anything else, is going to have some weird content on it. Given enough users sharing things over a long enough time frame, it’s rather inevitable.

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    #28

    Facebook Marketplace ad for a novelty "b**b lady" coffee table, labeled a rare collector's item.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go with the salt and pepper shakers above

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me said "Argh, no!" while another part of me chuckled. I reckon it's both silly fun and utterly appalling at the same time.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why it's very rare.

    Costa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone will like this style. It will definitely have its knockers.

    Renegade
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to go with the leg lamp?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Collector’s item”? I use my (・人・) as snack trays all day every day, and no one’s mentioned MY “collector’s items.” (My (・人・) are worth just $350? I beg to differ! Mine warm my food!)

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great for a kitschy bar.

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    #29

    A red fire truck listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace; price reduced from $60,000 to $49,900.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so weird, people collect these.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat off topic, but what's up with the big@$$ front bumper?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lovely video of a NYC fire truck using that bumper to ram a police car out of their way.

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    Barong
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could use it to win every water gun fight against the neighborhood’s kids.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to seller: Contact Henry Cole of "Shed and Buried".

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Matt Carricker will want it for Demo Ranch or the Abandoned Resort he's working on.

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    #30

    "Collection of vintage ceramic pixies listed on Facebook Marketplace ad."

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even gonna go there...

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just by not going there you went there.😅

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    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good if you're trying to complete your pixie orgy collection.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the twink on the shelf would stop twerking at me

    Jessica
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so hos in this house, there's some hos in this house

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    #31

    Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a Wendy's building sign for sale at $1,800.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectable. Good item for Man Cave. Not oddball.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good item for man cave”? How do you figure? (All these stolen items for sale is really unsettling. Everyone’s okay with it?)

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    #32

    Facebook Marketplace ad showing an "Elvira coffin grill," priced at $2,500, with ornate design and chrome wheels.

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    Renegade
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To with the salt and pepper shakers, of course.

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    zims
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised people make these, I'm more surprised when they try to sell them. Like that's such a niche item, and clearly customized to your life, that it's wildly unlikely that you'll find someone with the same niche interest, who wants that specific thing, AND has the disposable income to blow on it. You'd be better off donating it or finding a superfan to buy it for cheap. Just take the hit on the cost and learn a lesson about smart spending.

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is cool. If you have a ghoulish macabre sense of humour, this is definitely for you. Awesome for a Halloween party especially In the Southern hemisphere where it's summer

    Dodokus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool during burning man festival

    Dodokus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the roast of a lifetime

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned a few weeks ago that Elvira (the woman who created her and was her) was from Colorado Springs.

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    #34

    A large bag filled with carrots listed on Facebook Marketplace for $15.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give them to an animal sanctuary for some good karma....

    brookeannsimmer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many states it's illegal to bait deer for hunting, but gas stations still sell massive bags of carrots and apples not fit for human consumption

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to but carrots in bags this size for my horses nothing wrong with that at all

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food pantry. They have a lot of trouble getting fresh produce.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s garden had a banner year for carrots.

    Your Local Raccoon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, groceries ARE expensive, and $15 doesn't seem bad, so...

    Oops
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For horse stables ---

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    #35

    Listing of a human-shaped metal cage for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's essentially a gibbet, and it was used as a torture device.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Briefly, townspeople complained so much about the screaming that even the executioners started thinking it was too inhumane and banned the device 😰

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    Socks Thecate
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh. I'd report that one to the cops just to make sure nobody went missing near the seller's home.

    Your Local Raccoon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect addition for the monsters in my basement!

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "to secure for use" right, you assume i'm going to actually USE this?

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    #36

    Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad showing resin-encased McRibs priced at $10,000 with chat options below.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was McDonald's food, it wouldn't need to be surrounded with resin to last forever... 🙃

    Captain Kakapo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - Is this still available? - Yes - No wonder

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can doesn't mean you should

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was having way too much fun resining things.

    #37

    Elvis animatronic figure listed on Facebook Marketplace for $285, featuring singing and moving capabilities.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be afraid it would come to life at nice. That would scare the 💩 out of me.

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Tom Cruise acting an emotional scene.

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    #38

    Antique cow stand for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $30, both close-up and full views shown.

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    #39

    Drawing of a bald man in a suit listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $15.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They over-value their artistic merit...

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that looks nothing like him what so ever how insulting to statham

    #40

    Two NFL Instant Replay Booths listed on Facebook Marketplace for $250 each.

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    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The NFL was probably not thrilled about this wandering off.

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    #42

    Yellow Big Bird head on Facebook Marketplace ad for $600, with description and messaging options visible.

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    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually really good until you get to the eyes...

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if the eyes had spirals and could revolve.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes have seen some shìt.

    char
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like now that i've seen that thing, it's going to hunt me down and kill me

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    #43

    Pasta-shaped novelty ring listed on Facebook Marketplace, described as a gift for food enthusiasts.

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    AP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the minute you wash your hands....

    #44

    Rusty 1949 Ford F1 truck with cartoon eyes listed on a Facebook Marketplace ad.

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    Dog Mom to Zoe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this but not enough to pay $6500.00 for it.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stand that character. Can't imagine driving it around >.<

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of Mater is he's not the most likeable and not the smartest, but he's a good friend and a nice person and also the comic relief. I met someone like him in real life and he wasn't my favorite person but definitely was entertaining.

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    #46

    Smart king bed listing on Facebook Marketplace, featuring advanced tech and camouflage bedding.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before. Just the picture, with no text. I thought it was a biblically correct angel with scriptures written on either side. I desperately need new reading glasses!

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    #47

    Unique towel rack on Facebook Marketplace featuring a torso design, priced at $333 with original price $888.

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    Daman dan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... quite a rack! I'll see myself out

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More ridiculous beauty standards to live up to.

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there grass? Coming out of where the belly button should be??

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hope it's unique

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want that hideous thing?

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    #48

    Facebook Marketplace ad for "One Night Perfume" with an unusual description and price of $40.

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    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The jelly is for size comparison" ever heard of a ruler or just listing the dimensions yourself?

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes people - just stop with the weird dms - nothing to see here....

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you dab a tiny bit of petroleum jelly over where you placed your perfume, it helps the scent last longer 😌

    #49

    Unique side table made from jeans on Facebook Marketplace ad.

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    Dog Mom to Zoe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These should have never been a thing. Fugly.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jable? To go with your jorts and joots? And your jofa?

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great cat toy potential.

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it foldable? Boots are the wrong way.

    #50

    Unusual Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a track-chair with a mounted rifle, priced at $8,500.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for disabled people who want to go hunting and enjoy the outdoors here is the manufacture’s website. This is not just a redneck thrown together invention. https://actiontrackchair.com/

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the name of America is this contraption?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can its controls be linked up to ChatGPT?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the ultimate lazy hunter. Luckily the noise will chase all the animals also away.

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    #51

    Bizarre Facebook Marketplace ad showing a table with mannequin legs underneath as a gag gift for $1.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also hate them, so it worked!

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    #52

    Two cut-off denim jean legs listed for sale at $75 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Dodokus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes with 1 long trench-coat......

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this one on my local marketplace. Seller said you could sew them on the bottom of jorts to make jeans.

    AP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these are clearly jokes

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patches for the sofa?

    #53

    BBL post-op surgery chair for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $50, featuring a cutout in the seat area.

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    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazilian Butt Lift postoperative chair?

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero gravity chair? Looks like a normal lounger with a hole cut in the seat to me.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody cut a hole in a lawn chair and is now trying to claim it's medical equipment, get serious people.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect someone's chair had a rip in it and they made it into a hole to try and offload it on someone.

    #54

    Vintage jeans couches listed on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $200.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. The jofa I mentioned in another comment. It’s real.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you can do with the bottom half of those jeans in the other advert. Not so stupid now are they.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do denim fabric... without using actual pairs of jeans

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    #55

    Doll chandelier listed on Facebook Marketplace ad, priced at $50, viewed in a window-lit room.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez Louise! Perfect for your cute little baby Ted Bundy.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is just horrific !

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    #56

    Popcorn coasters made from corn kernels displayed as a Facebook Marketplace ad.

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    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Orville Redenbacher and Colonel Sanders related?

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice and thoughtful present for a newlywed squirrel couple.

    #57

    Handmade stained glass lamp with vibrant colors, showcasing an abstract face design, listed for $200 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see tremendous white elephant gift potential here.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that... is something you grudgingly keep in the attic because your kid made it in middle school art, not something you buy from a stranger.

    #58

    Delusional Facebook Marketplace ad for renting a headstone, priced at $3,000, featuring a gravestone with flowers.

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    brookeannsimmer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, for a movie or film this makes perfect sense. You don't want a bunch of actors in a real cemetery when you are trying to visit a loved one.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real it's extremely disrespectful and tacky!

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no Joyce's in my life.

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    #59

    Vintage gumball machine with eyes and mouth, listed on Facebook Marketplace for $150.

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    PunchinelloTX
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Servo’s cousin Thom Pervo.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone just HAD to go and c**p it up. It was perfect as it was. Why ruin it?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame, to ruin an antique like that.

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    #60

    Unique Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a framed 3D illusion with a hanging bucket.

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    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lance Hendrickson wasn't that creepy

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't Lance. It was Ted Levine.

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    #61

    Facebook Marketplace ad featuring an Almond Joy bar missing a nut, priced at $100,000.

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    Dog Mom to Zoe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send a picture to the makers and you'll probably get a box of Almond Joys. As Ms. Beth Wheeler stated, DELUSIONAL INDEED.

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nuts are the only good thing about an Almond Joy.

    #62

    Bizarre Facebook Marketplace ad listing a "Testicuzzi" for sale at $100.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work to warm your balls, and they have test-dunked theirs, and it's a novelty item, and they want $100?! And I thought balls had to stay cool to produce viable sperm anyway?

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know that briefly being dunked in hot water would have a measurable effect, but yes, 'doesn't work give me $100' is hilarious.

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    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to seller: Contact Tucker Carlson (formerly of Fox News)

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    #63

    Floral 1960s sleeper sofa ad on Facebook Marketplace with stuffed doll on couch, described humorously.

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    JustYourFriendlyTherian
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUICIDE

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down, Ann! It's not that serious!

    James Peek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raggedy Ann is aiming at herself!!

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you going with that gun, Raggedy Ann?

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    #64

    Pink vaginal steam chair with TENS unit listed on Facebook Marketplace for $300; description mentions custom order.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell would want to get within a thousand miles of that thing. I can't imagine it would ever be licensed in the US.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to hear it's still a virginal vagine torture device...

    #65

    Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a unique 6ft nutcracker sculpture for sale at $300.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes it a lesbian? Was she born/built that way?

    besterdaleen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She kissed a girl and she liiiiiiiked it

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She bigger than me, so I guess she probably would, in a fight.....

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    #67

    Two unopened Orbitz 90s collectible drinks on Facebook Marketplace.

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    AP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tasted less than mediocre but the novelty was fun

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think boba looks gross, and then I remembered I actually drank a couple of these back in the day. Might actually be why I think boba looks gross…

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    Jnk
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking about drinking this triggers my gag reflex 🤢 never tasted them, but the texture based on how they look... nope!

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    #68

    Facebook Marketplace ad showing a homemade "Tesla cyber truck" for sale in a parking lot.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about as ugly as a Tesla

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be emptying my garbage into it, thinking it was a dumpster.

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    Alex Schneider
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a trashbin at first sight...

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it's small and that's a decent price for an electric car! It reminds me of the Delorean from Back to the Future. But I'd be a little worried about my safety if I drove that.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just chuckling that this is listed in Hyattsville, MD.

    #69

    Colorful painting of cartoon character Velma on display; humorous Facebook Marketplace ad listed for $175.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... is probably a very specific kink that you're unlikely to find a market for on FB.

    #70

    Stack of ZYN cans on a table, posted on Facebook Marketplace with a $75 price tag.

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    Your Local Raccoon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To fight the smoking addiction with a different nicotine addiction of course!

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    #71

    Burn barrels for sale; humorous Facebook Marketplace ad with bold sign promoting barrels for New Year’s bash.

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    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not get her a BArrel. So she left me.

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    #72

    Giant fiberglass Elvis head listed for $10,000 on Facebook Marketplace, described as rare and 12 feet tall.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks nothing like him I’m 60 love elvis but this is a 199% INSULT to him

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something else that's not rare enough.

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