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50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men Just because a woman is nice to you, it doesn’t mean she’s flirting with/interested you. Literally the most basic thing humans can do is be kind to others and make them feel interesting, important, good about themselves.. but men commonly take this the wrong way and interpret it as being flirtatious or that it means we’re interested in something more. Like no dude, it’s just basic human decency, calm your tits.

moonmagic1111 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

421points

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Little Wonder 1 year ago

Customer service is the worst for this. She's being nice to you because she has to be or she'll lose her job. Don' tmake it weird.

186points

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That most of us started experiencing sexual harassment as children.

searedscallops , Anete Lusina Report

Final score:

380points

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

I didn’t experience anything from older men but this one classmate of mine has tried to flirt with me and last year he called me his ex even though we never dated

66points

We reached out to Akshara Ashok, the illustrator from India. The artist is the author of the unique series “Happy Fluffy Comics”. In her work, Ashok highlights the common struggles and challenges faced by women in their daily lives. Through her funny comics, the artist aims to break taboos and challenge stereotypes surrounding women and their experiences. To find out more about Akshara, you can click here, here, or here and see Bored Panda posts featuring her work.

We wanted to find out about Akshara’s journey as an illustrator. In order to do that, we asked the artist how she discovered her passion for creating art that focuses on women's experiences. Ashok shared with us: “I have always loved art since childhood. However, I started illustrating on social media in my second year of college. I used my comics as an outlet for my thoughts and I saw that many other women resonated with the messaging. I had so many questions about the way we are treated in society. We, as women, are expected to grow up much faster than men. Even our prepubescent bodies are sexualized in schools as they ask us to cover up because it would ‘affect’ the boys. I found this really unfair and disgusting. Since childhood, we are made to feel a lot of shame and guilt for looking or living a certain way. I wanted to break these taboos and tell women that they can be who they want to be and there’s no shame in that.”

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That unwanted attention isn't a compliment.

schwarzmalerin , Keira Burton Report

Final score:

352points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago (edited)

here's a tip if you want to compliment someone, compliment something they can *control*. ex: "oh I love your jacket!" "your hair looks amazing!" "your shoes are awesome!" rather than things they can't control, like their body or face

146points

You getting a boner when looking at woman or girl does NOT MEAN SHE IS TRYING TO DO THAT TO YOU. Even if she is dressed up looking nice. . she is probably trying to impress her friends or a very specific boy or man and NOT YOU.

Just because you feel something when looking at a woman does not mean that she is trying to make you feel that way.

So many men just do not get this. They think everything is about them .. everything women do is so deliberate and targeted specifically to them. Oh she wore those short shorts, she knows what she is doing. Especially vomitrocious when it's a very young girl just trying to get some pimply boy in her class to talk to her and a grown man who is a complete stranger takes it as an invitation like "oh yeah she wants to do this to me. . she loves me looking at her like this."

See also: men since the beginning of time demanding that women smile on command because "it looks good to ME" -- they are unable to imagine a woman existing for any other purpose than to be entertaining and attractive to me me me me me who is the center of the universe.

tiktokonmyballs Report

Final score:

351points

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Audrey Tate 1 year ago

'vomitrocious' is my new favorite word

214points

Goose of the Ahonkalypse 1 year ago

Yep. Adding it to my vocabulary.

13points

Tiramisu 1 year ago

I learned that one from an episode of Arthur

5points

DarkViolet 1 year ago

Same here. I'm getting the t-shirt made.

2points

Persephone 1 year ago

Muffy on Arthur!

1point

Shelby Jackson 1 year ago

Or women dress how they want and it's never for anyone else but for her

43points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

She may not be trying to impress *anyone*. Not friends or a man. Personally I just feel good in clothes I like

33points

TheDemonicCat 1 year ago

Or! Or! We dress nicely for ourselves!

30points

PattyK 1 year ago

Men also think that if they are attracted to a woman, she must be attracted to him. Not so, boyo.

25points

Maria B 1 year ago

People would always tell me to smile. WHY ON EARTH do I have to run around grinning like the Joker all the time? I really can relate to this comment.

23points

Fenchurch 1 year ago

Is it people who tell you that? Or men who tell you to smile? Or cheer up love?

3points

Bored Retsuko 1 year ago

The main problem is when straight men sexualize everything. Especially women's bodies, and each and every body part. With that mindset, every possible clothing option will be interpreted as "she's showing off her body to get my attention" :-|

21points

ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago

Thank you for qualifying the discourse with the “straight” identifier. As a gay man who primarily has gay friends yet still functions in a rather straight focused society, I know a lot of these topics don’t apply to us. I’ve never in my life thought of a woman being responsible for how I react, sexually or otherwise. But then, I don’t get a boner from them. Specifying the straight aspect is a nice little validation.

7points

VioletHunter 1 year ago

That young girl isn't even trying to impress some boy. She's got no clue whatsoever how men and boys perceive clothing. I certainly didn't.

19points

My O My 1 year ago

Yeah, she's just following the current fashion trend

5points

Pattie B 1 year ago (edited)

Once I was making sort of a sad/uncomfortable face in public and an older man kind of condescendingly asked me why I wasn't smiling and I blurted out "I have diarrhea", which actually really was the reason I wasn't smiling so I was just being honest, but he looked like he'd been slapped in the face lmao. Don't ask if you don't want an answer!

11points

Fenchurch 1 year ago

Love it! Next time some twat tells me to cheer up, or a smile won't hurt I'm going to tell him that

4points

Nay Wilson 1 year ago (edited)

Or maybe she’s dressed nicely because it makes HER feel good? Maybe it has nothing to do with anyone else.

8points

Sonia Reddel 1 year ago

A man trying to sell paintball sessions called out to my toddler daughter to "SMILE!" like she was irritating him by walking by, not noticing him and not treating him to an appreciative smile. She was 2 years old!

7points

Fenchurch 1 year ago

I hope you told him to stop harassing a literall toddler.

3points

Annymoose 1 year ago

A lot of men are very fragile and think the world revolves around them and their penis.

6points

Ti Al 1 year ago

"Smile, you look so much more attractive!" Dude, what the heck makes you think I want to attract YOU? I don't!

5points

Josh Dorsett 1 year ago

I'd hope that it's not only me but I don't find myself getting a Bxner or aroused when seeing a woman. I only experience that when I am in a private setting with a consenting adult. That said I still find women beautiful, but I'm not out there trying to take every woman I see to bed.

5points

Brian O'Grady 1 year ago

This is on point, the majority of men are not creeps. I'll be honest 99% of the time I don't even notice what women or men for that matter are wearing, I'm too wrapped up in just trying to survive.

2points

jdtimid123 1 year ago

Had an older guy tell me to smile on my way into the store, I wasn't even close to him or looking his direction. I barely registered that he was there in my peripheral until he spoke to me. 🙄 Never mind the fact that I don't always have to be grinning, but what if I was going through something terrible and he piped up with "smile, it's not that bad"?

5points

Fenchurch 1 year ago (edited)

Do you need help to bury the body? Or bail money? Been there tried not to kill the thoughtless barstard who thinks that women are out here purely to make the place look pretty

2points

Victoria 1 year ago

When I make an effort with how I look its for ME

3points

TheGoodBoi 1 year ago

Geez have some self control guys 😂.

3points

Patricia Steward 1 year ago

Wish I could upvote this one more than once.

3points

Russell Tilling 1 year ago

Old fashioned attitudes and getting more so hopefully. Internet dating is the best thing ever. That way you know that you are both looking, and very quickly find out whether you're both interested. Anything else, pleasant, pretty, nicely-dressed, handsome, it's just people feeling good and being nice to others.

3points

PunnyPanda 1 year ago

"you're so much prettier when you smile"... Who said I wanted to or cared about looking pretty? More importantly, who said I gave a f*ck about appearing "pretty" to YOU?! Bartending broke my patience for that kinda c**p.

2points

kath morgan 1 year ago

I am not about you.

2points

Diolla 1 year ago

Once was dancing in a club and a random man came up to me and told me I should change a certain dance move because it would look more appealing. ::SIGH::

2points

Carla Campbell 1 year ago

Maybe she's dressed up because it makes HER feel good.

2points

K_Tx 1 year ago

Anyone: "Smile" Me: Give me something to smile about.

2points

DarkViolet 1 year ago

Be careful with that. Some guys take it as a green light for putting the moves on you.

1point

Gabby Ghoul 1 year ago

She even might be dressed up looking nice just for herself.

2points

ezPZ 1 year ago

When I was ~12 there was this popular song called "Smile!", about smiling and beeing virally positive and supportive ("Uśmiech się" Pogodno). So sometimes I said to my friends, or random people (cause I was "sooo" random) to smile, believing this way I was sharing positivity. The gender did not matter to me with this activity. It was my habit, and I did it until early twenties, when I learned that my behaviour can be interpreted as oppresive. So many mixed feelings about this one

2points

Astrius 1 year ago (edited)

Or maybe they just like looking good, even more common.

1point

Slarty Bartfast 1 year ago

A woman should be able to walk around in public with as few clothes as she wants or even naked without anyone believing it's an offer of sex, or erotic provocation. I personally think that a woman who dresses in an overtly sexual manner AND flirts heavily with another person should not be surprised to receive amorous attention, but she should still be able to call a halt to things.......and no-one should feel entitled to ignore the decision to draw a line, and say "No!" ... however if men (or women) fantasize about people they find sexually attractive, that's okay too, just so long as they can tell the difference between fantasy and reality - and let's face it, apart from a small proportion of mentally ill and psychotic people, we DO know the difference, and should show respect for others in the all worlds - real AND fantasy!! Sexual appetite is not evil, it is a person wilfully indulging it until it spills out into real-world actions without a social conscience that's the problem!

1point

Ken_Jane 1 year ago

Yesterday while doing some shopping these young guys looked at me and told each other that my being gay was a waste. We simply exist for their pleasure, otherwise we're a waste

1point

Coyote Osborne 1 year ago

If anyone has a penis for more than a day, and is unaware that the thing can get excited without any sensible input from anyone, they are what is called "stupid." Just because you get a boner doesn't mean some other person is responsible for it.

1point

DC 1 year ago

I'd not even say, one is responsible himself, then. You get a boner SEVERAL times a day, usually unprompted and usually without being aroused in an way, let alone horny. It's just ... so... Don't know if there is any valid reason for random boners, if it makes sense in maintainance or what, ...

0points

AspenHasIssues 1 year ago

Oh, so you find it satisfying when women smile? So, you had the AUDACITY to ask me to do so? Well, I'd find it satisfying to see you go through what every female or fem-presenting person goes through every single day. But i wouldn't ask that of you. Because I'm not that cruel.

1point

Pyla 1 year ago

Pedos saying a toddler was “asking for it” is par for the course

1point

Alicia M 1 year ago

I don't smile on purpose because I know it's expected.

1point

Fenchurch 1 year ago

Testing b***h face for the win

2points

DC 1 year ago

Well, Beavis and Butt-Head accused and sued a girl in their class for "giving them stiffy". They also, after she took off her glasses, accused the judge of doing exactly that. Then again, they're fiction, and literally written to be the most stupid guys whatsoever, ...

1point

MetaMaxNL 1 year ago

brought a bit hard but true

1point

Summer Woodsong 1 year ago

Xander on Buffy the Vampire :Slayer - "I'm seventeen, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex." It's not her, it's just your biology talking...

0points

Sara Wilson 1 year ago

To b fair, it's not always controllable for men, and I've heard just walking down the street can do it. Women need to also realize it's not always them. Now, if a guy is staring or being crappy, THEN I agree. But just being around and it happening is a stretch to assume it's u. Maybe he's even replaying last nights nookie in his head and hasn't even noticed u!

0points

Lyoness 1 year ago

If she is dressed up and looking nice does NOT always mean she's trying to impress a man. It's just as likely that she's doing it for herself.

0points

Robin Hawkins 1 year ago

And sometimes we get dressed just for ourselves.

0points

Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago

...and Stop looking at Females with that Creepzoid gaze! Why do men look at us in a Creepy manner? Women don't find the Creepzoid gaze as a turn on.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago

I literally turned to the guy on the trolley who told me to smile and said quite loudly, "I do not owe you my time or attention and I am not here for your viewing pleasure. F*ck the hell off".

0points

brittany 1 year ago (edited)

photographer "smile." Dwight "No."

0points

Emie N. 1 year ago

Exactly. We don't do things for men. We do things for ourselves.

0points

fizzysh7 1 year ago

preach!

0points

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Disgruntled Pelican 1 year ago

That’s not what this one means, at all. Of course you can get an erection without intending to. She’s talking about men who “blame” a woman for it and/or assume she was trying to make that happen.

7points

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Fenchurch 1 year ago

Hey everyone... We have a women are asking for it because of what they wear in the wild here! Idiot

8points

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Just a panda with misophonia 1 year ago (edited)

Ewww. Dude as a 'female' I can say you're completely wrong, I dress for myself. Self expression, ever heard of it? I like looking in the mirror and picking out things I like about myself, and dressing a certain way helps my self confidence. I can tell you with 100% certainty that nobody is dressing for you. And how can you say it's a fact when literally women say they don't dress for men soooo often? I know you're just looking for an argument and won't care what I or other people say but maybe someone else reading the comments will get something from my ramble. Edit for spelling

29points

Qia Munther 1 year ago

You are absurd and should be treated as such

5points

Lee The Thespian 1 year ago

Oh so sorry, let me just *turns penocostal*

4points

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men I can’t just buy something in my size and call it good. I have pants that fit me in sizes 12 through 16. I have dresses in M, L, and XL and in sizes 10 through 14. I have tops in S, M, L, and XL. There are some styles that will never fit me without tailoring no matter what the size because of my body shape.

queenie_sabrina , Thirdman Report

Final score:

329points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

WE 👏 NEED 👏 UNIVERSAL 👏 SIZING👏

218points

Funny_Foundation_980 , Sora Shimazaki Report

Asked which aspects of women's lives and stories the artist finds most inspiring to illustrate, Akshara answered: “Everything. Starting from something as small as how our clothes fit to the misogyny we face every day. If you look closely, even things that are considered small aren’t really that insignificant, we’re just told to brush them aside. Now I’m focusing more on body positivity and sexuality. We are expected to fit into an unattainable beauty standard which is almost ridiculous and once women try and to do that, they’re still ridiculed for not being natural enough. So there’s really no way to win this. I’d like to remind women to love their bodies a little more every day for the way it looks.”

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That I can't feel the tampon inside me, and no, it doesn't turn me on.

Final score:

324points

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Courtney Christelle 1 year ago (edited)

A man’s pen15 is not the pinnacle of pleasure nor are things similar in shape (and in some cases, size).

148points

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men We can't start or stop our periods at will. You think any of us would start them if we could stop them?!

272027 , Sora Shimazaki Report

Final score:

312points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

just hold it in!!!11!!!11!1!!!

100points

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men Being constantly vigilant/ having situational awareness. My partner just goes through life feeling safe and secure. The number of times I've pointed out sketchy s**t to him that was just *not* on his radar has been astonishing. Even just being aware of where others are. I never run into or accidentally block people out in public because I'm aware of where everyone is in relation to me, my partner is just oblivious to his position in relation to others.

traumablades , Rene Asmussen Report

Final score:

291points

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Jason Boyd 1 year ago

I think there is a different focus on risks. I spot other men likely to start a fight. My wife spots those likely to sexually assault people. There is some crossover but the behaviours look different and we're more effective spotting one than the other. She's spotting the creep vibe, I'm spotting the alpha douche vibe...

117points

Women's experiences can be multifaceted and complex. We were curious how Ashok ensures that her artwork captures the depth and nuances of these experiences. We found out that: “I try to make it really simple. I use simple language and illustrations to capture the eye. On top of that, I use humor that makes you think. Most of my funny comics show that our ‘quirky struggles’ are actually the result of patriarchy and that we don’t need to be perfect all the time. I also try my best to use inclusive language and illustrations to make sure people don’t feel left out or get offended. Most of my comics are lived experiences from my life or what I see around me which makes it much more personal. I’m someone who struggles with mental health issues and self-love. This helps me empathize with others and makes my art easily relatable. This also allows women to come forward to share their experiences without the fear of being judged.”

#10

That they do know people who have had abortions, even if they think they haven't.

searedscallops Report

Final score:

283points

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

I've known quite a few who have told me in confidence. I'll never judge. If they just can't go through the pregnancy then so be it and blessed be.

108points

#11

That I can’t just “put it in my pocket.”

There’s no pockets. Yeah, I know it looks like a pocket, it’s not.

Ok yes this one DOES have a pocket, that can fit exactly three quarters OR one chapstick, and even those aren’t guaranteed not to fall out if I bend over, switch between standing/sitting, remove/adjust the clothing to use the washroom, or just *walk.*

People who have only ever worn men’s clothing take their pockets for granted. My 2-year-old nephew has onesies with functional pockets, like wtaf?

ComorbidlyAtPeace Report

Final score:

280points

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Gabriela Cink 1 year ago

:D i showed my man friend that i have new skirt with BIG pockets and he just noted that it seems as a big deal, because I was like third women who told him the same thing XD.

24points

#12

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men My husband asked me why I don’t park in the middle of the driveway when he’s out of town, I told him I don’t want anyone to think I’m not always expecting him home.

eSue182 , Vlad Deep Report

Final score:

275points

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HungryPanda 1 year ago

Sad

58points

Strong-Second-2446 Report

As an illustrator, Akshara’s work may also be influential in shaping perceptions and attitudes. We wanted to find out what positive changes the artist hopes to inspire through your illustrations of women's stories. The comic artist said: “I don’t want to attack anyone for their perception, it’s just something we’re taught since childhood, that women are inferior and the weaker sex. Instead, I want to help everyone understand how untrue that is and that we can change the way we think. That’s why I use humor and cute little illustrations. It makes the subject simple and friendly instead of being too preachy. It’s hard to break out of these norms created by society overnight because we’re so used to them. All we can do is change one step at a time.”

#13

Bouncing tiddies aren’t just fun, they hurt.

Final score:

263points

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Pamela24 1 year ago

Yes. For some reason I feel ashamed when trying to hold them down while running for a bus.

84points

Maleficent-Wash2067 Report

#14

Pregnancy complications are more common than you realize. That s**t’s hard on your body.

Final score:

258points

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Pamela24 1 year ago

Yep. You can literally die. One of the many reasons why noone should have to go through it unless they actually want to.

163points

myboobiezarequitebig , Miriam Alonso Report

#15

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men We don’t pee out of our vagina.

TheGreatNyanHobo replied:
Poor health and sex ed makes this a common one. Even some women have been shocked by it.

Final score:

245points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

sex education is important y'all. Let's not take it away so everyone can be safe please.

104points

Lastly, Ashok shared more about the motivation for creating her art: “I want to initiate healthy conversations about our bodies and sexuality which is still looked down upon in 2023. Women are still being called names just for existing. A lot of people push this toxic positivity onto people where one’s expected to be happy and love themselves all the time. But we don’t live in a perfect world and the amount of pressure we face to be perfect is just too much. I understand how hard it can be to love ourselves for the way we look when the media is constantly pushing these beauty standards onto us. Self-love is a very slow process and it’s very hard to attain. I think influencers need to be mindful of that as well as mental health issues. Most of us cannot wake up and choose to be happy. It’s almost a privilege. I want to tell people that we deserve to be happy regardless of the way we look, we are much more than that. We don’t have to be at our best all the time. It’s okay to have bad days. We’re human after all. I know that I can’t change the way the world sees us but I would like to try to change the way we see ourselves.”

#16

Why we need a trashcan next to the toilet. Our condo has a door separating the toilet and shower from the sinks, and he moved the trashcan under the sink, instead of next to the toilet, where it was. Thought it was genius. I had to explain to him why we need to at least have a trashcan right next to the toilet, and why that's important when a woman lives in the house.

lunarlandscapes Report

Final score:

241points

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ThreeAngryLlamas 1 year ago

I agree with some commenters that you can fairly easily roll up a pad or even a tampon to dispose of them elsewhere in the home, but if you are ever going to have menstruating guests, get a can with a lid by the toilet. Saves people a LOT of embarrassment.

16points

#17

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That the clothes he thinks are super cute for me are also super super uncomfortable.

i-love-big-birds , Ron Lach Report

Final score:

229points

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

Lingerie especially. If men knew what a wedgie of lace and string feels like I wonder if they would be just as enamoured and aroused by us in our lacy thongs. Or the itchy, rough chafing of lacy bras.

17points

#18

We can lose a leg or die if we leave a tampon in too long. It’s called toxic shock syndrome.

thevoodooclam Report

Final score:

228points

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ohjojo (you/your's) 1 year ago

I had that. Didn't know till the next day.

61points

#19

Normal, everyday things like using a public restroom, or showering, take us longer and are more difficult due to a complex system of "little things" that just never work out in our favor - that even we don't notice until we're middle-aged.

Public bathroom stalls are so tiny, it's hard for us to move around with our phones or keys in our hands the whole time, or our purses, or children.

(...and why would I be holding my phone in one hand, and my keys in the other hand, the whole time while using the toilet? Because I don't have any pockets! ...and why don't I use a purse? Because they hurt and are uncomfortable and neck straps burn my shoulders, are easy to set down and lose, and I also just don't want to! And it shouldn't matter!)

Showering is ridiculous because we have large shampoo bottles (or whatever hair products) that fall on the ground every time we move...When we wash long hair, it flings around water, and our elbows knock things off of shelves.

...why are there no big ledges in showers? After 100+ years of people using showers, there's still no ledge big enough to hold bottles in most showers?? Beats me!

Why are there no places to sit down in the shower for leg shaving? Why do I have to contort my body like a flamingo with one leg propped up on a faucet or a ledge trying not to slip or drop my razor on the ground and break it...in order to shave my legs?

Why are faucets and shower hardware, doors, glass walls and doors SO difficult to clean...why is it even possible to design a tub so deep, that you HAVE to slide down the ledge to get all the way inside of it just to clean 1 spot on a wall.

Why are sink faucets so close to the the wall that you can't fit a paper towel or a sponge back there to clean?

Why, whenever I talk about these things I get called a "raging feminist" and laughed at.

Sigmonkp Report

Final score:

225points

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Chintan Shah 1 year ago

I have complained about most of these issues. I'm a man. It's so annoying to clean behind faucets or keep the bathtub sparkling and sometimes I'm just effing tired and want to sit in the shower. Also I love extra storage. Can never have too much storage. Shelves. Cubbies. Shower racks. Should be built in!!

86points

#20

How our discharge bleaches our underwear. I had partners in the past that got disgusted by it.

elitejackal Report

Final score:

222points

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Hi_im_a_doge (she/her) 1 year ago

Ugh, I get this all the time, and I haven't even gotten my period yet... (not the men being disgusted, the vaginal discarge)

66points

#21

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That my body isn't a set of buttons to mash in the right order to get the prize. The exact same thing may not turn me on every time, etc.

I have to believe there are men out there that this is also true for, but some guys decode they have figured out the pattern and refuse to vary.

SJoyD , Anete Lusina Report

Final score:

217points

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Pamela24 1 year ago

And the most important part of many women's bodies to get them turned on is their brain.

161points

#22

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That we use toilet paper every time we go to the bathroom and therefore will go through more than men!

erinaceous-poke , Vie Studio Report

Final score:

215points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

I feel like men should also be using toilet paper???

137points

#23

Something that still hasn't settled in his head - the fact that when you give birth you can tear all the way to your a*****e, that you can (pretty commonly) get diastasis recti, or other conditions that can become lifelong.

When I told him these things he said "you love exaggerating these things just to justify that you don't want kids, no woman who's had a kid that I know has said these things"

... Besides his mom or whatever he had never spoken to a pregnant woman/new mom in his life, let alone about their vaginas

anetanetanet Report

Final score:

206points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

he really needs to go ask them. I thought it was obvious that a whole a*s baby could tear something??

71points

#24

That my nipples being hard doesn't mean I am horny.

themansongirl Report

Final score:

204points

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LilliVB 1 year ago

To me most of the time it means I'm cold

163points

#25

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men As an adult - cervical fluid. The amount of men who have thought vaginas are either dry or WET from being turned on is truly alarming to me. No, I’m just OVULATING.

CoeurDeSirene , Nina Hill Report

Final score:

203points

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LillieMean 1 year ago

The composition of the fluid also varies depending on what stage you are in your cycle. It's usually stickiest and stretchiest when your period is just a couple of days away.

72points

Wonderful-Item-659 Report

#26

How viscerally intimidating it is to have any male angry or yelling at you. I could be the strongest woman in the world, and even the most average guy would be able to physically dominate me. So doubly true that I am not very strong.

Final score:

203points

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Lucille 2 1 year ago

I was terrified when my 6’7” ex was screaming at me. He could have easily overpowered and killed me. He had no reason to be afraid of me. It’s a power dynamic that some people completely dismiss as women being “silly.”

133points

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#27

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That I have to have my keys out before I get to my front door so I’m not awkwardly fumbling for them and making myself vulnerable.

Final score:

202points

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Maya 1 year ago (edited)

That some of us have considered using the key as a weapon (wolverine claw style). But I suppose men as well have thought about this one

91points

#28

That his/my husband's presence will alter the way some people interact with me. Or rather, ignore me altogether.

ArketaMihgo Report

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Lucille 2 1 year ago

I understand exactly what OP means.

58points

#29

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men How little they know about periods. When I had been dating my boyfriend for a couple of months, I apologized for being upset and that it was just because of my period. He then asked, “didn’t you have your period last month?” He thought that women menstruated for an entire month, and then didn’t for the other 11 months of the year. He thought that periods were an annual thing. I was so shocked.

Expensive-Dog6862 Report

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Jason K 1 year ago

Huge props to this woman for acknowledging that periods can influence mood and apologizing. That's not always the case. On the flip side, men in a steady, long-term relationship need to recognize when that might be the case and be more understanding and patient.

83points

#30

The feeling of pulling out a dry tampon.

marmighty Report

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192points

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Princess Mar-li Cathryn 1 year ago

Ugh!

77points

Cookiefan3000 , Kristen Plastique Report

#31

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men Your bra size isn't only dependent on your cup size.

Final score:

184points

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zak 1 year ago

Ha, this made me think how funny it would be if men's underwear were made using a similar system. It could even still be called "cup size". Then we would better understand your complaints about inconsistent sizing between brands. "I'm a 32B in Calvin Klein, but if I get Hanes I'm a 34C" 😆

29points

#32

That i could not, in fact, let my ex-boss (who's a man) drive me home.

Context: me and my ex-boss kinda live in the same area and he has a car, i take public transport. More than one time he was offered to drive me home after work. He didn't offer to drive anyone else home. And we end work at 9pm.

Im not F*****g taking that risk

Magickshu Report

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Satan herself 1 year ago

He might just be being a nice person, but it's just not worth the risk.

86points

#33

I think this is not exactly a thing only men do but I've encountered a lot of men who really believe the stereotypes/cliches of "how a woman acts or thinks" and that is like a "rule" that cannot change.

They'll say "a woman likes this" or "a woman always does that" and when I tell them is not true, they don't believe me or think I'm "not like the other girls". Then I have to start educating them in that yes, I'm like the other girls because we as humans are really complex and we can all like different things and we do not share a brain.

TryingToRest Report

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170points

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Maya 1 year ago

I've had a 'you're a different kind of girl because you like beer, don't like shopping, and watch action movies'. Dude had no idea these were very common 'tastes' among women

99points

#34

That (at least for me and my friends) parents treat you different just because you're a woman. Less freedom, less independence, and its really all because of men and the dangers they raise to us. Its f*****g unfair. My boyfriend is always saying "ur parents didnt let you do x alone?" And they treat me totally different from my brother.

toucan131 Report

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Jason K 1 year ago

Plenty of reasons for this. Men also don't generally carry pepper spray, have to check their surroundings, etc.

53points

#35

Had to explain my bf a few times that if we are wrestling and I say stop and he doesn’t because I say it laughing that it’s a horrible feeling. I learned I was laughing because of nerves or I don’t know why, a reflex. And he learned that if I said stop, even if I laugh, he has to stop bc I’m not joking. If he doesn’t stop, he triggers something bc I’m not as strong as he is and I get scared/cry. Thank god he learned.

Larissanne Report

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MetaMaxNL 1 year ago

good you told him

76points

#36

The struggle of maintaining work life and the desire to not become pregnant, yet wanting a family but not wanting to sacrifice my career, and the simultaneous need to remain independent of a man.

Small_Call117 Report

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158points

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Hi_im_a_doge (she/her) 1 year ago

Replying to KuntKrusher: No. A woman does not have to get married or have kids., she is her own person and can make her own desicions. Men are not in charge of women. You, my not-so-good sir, need a reality check.

129points

DamnGoodMarmalade , Polina Zimmerman Report

#37

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men Periods aren’t actually monthly, as in January, February, March. They can be, but often that’s just coincidence. You can have two periods in one month and you can have no periods in one month.

Also, we don't bleed in a continuous stream all day. Some guys think we just sit there hemorrhaging.

Final score:

153points

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SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

Some of us do, though. That's the other thing: periods differ from one woman to the next.

197points

#38

That walking home late at night in the dark isn't a f*****g option.

weirdlyworldly Report

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Little Wonder 1 year ago

I was talking to a friend about finding a hotel in the city that was close enough to the venue I was seeing a show at and he kept finding some for me that were "only a 20 minute walk" or "This is just half an hour stroll" and I couldn't make him understand that yes, it's ONLY a 20 minute walk, but it's a 20 minute walk at 11pm as a lone woman. He never did quite grasp it.

80points

elephantastronomer Report

#39

Period poops are a thing.

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152points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

Yep, and when you feel like you have to go but it's just a cramp and you just have to sigh and think about how much you hate having ovaries

83points

notthefckinsinger , Karolina Grabowska Report

#40

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men My bf thought that pads stick to your vagina like a bandaid.

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Vasana Phong 1 year ago

I had my first menstrual at 12, I actually did this, yes it hurted , told my mom what I did, she just last laughed and laughed and laughed

13points

#41

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men That foreplay has a very real purpose & real sex is nothing like p*rn. The last guy I dated, I tried explaining to him that going straight for the hole is counter-productive to genuinely good sex. One night, I made him slow down, just lay on the couch, cuddling & touching me, not even in a fully sexual way. Afterwards, he said "wow, I had no idea what a difference that makes! It really felt totally different!" I was like "this is what I've been trying to freaking tell you!!!" He admitted that he learned sex from p*rn & no one ever tried to give him any direction before. Wasn't even aware just how many positions you could get yourself into either. He's almost 40. Eta: he also won't leave me alone now even though I broke up with him over a month ago.

Relevant_Tax6877 , Yan Krukau Report

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145points

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Awaybe 1 year ago

Ohhh this guy is tragic for so many reasons. Good Lord.

75points

The-Lawyer-in-Pink Report

#42

I had to explain to my 62 y/o father how women sometimes bleed through their pad/tampon without realizing it and that it is, indeed, a valid excuse to go home and change. That was probably one of our more uncomfortable topics of conversation.

Final score:

136points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

Well, at least he listened and attempted to understand even though it was an uncomfortable conversation.

54points

#43

Yes. My breasts hurt for “no good reason”. Yes, my hormone cycles make them painful. Yes most women experience this. …That is reason #1 why it’s okay for my partner to touch my bum without asking permission every time, and permission is required for breast touching.

Also had this conversation “why would you automatically think the sharp pain you’re experiencing while ovulating is an ovarian cyst?” Mmmm… it’s like one of the most common things to go wrong in that area…?

Yeah, education on women’s bodies is so low.

EssentiallyEss Report

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135points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Omg I'm glad this isn't just me. They feel bruised a week before my period

43points

#44

If I’m in a new area, I always look for other women walking or jogging out on the street, especially if they’re alone. This will indicate to me if the area is “safe” or not.

Ticklemytoesplz Report

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Lucille 2 1 year ago (edited)

I always try to keep a light eye on any women jogging or walking when they’re near me anyways, just in case. (I’m sure other women can relate)

51points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#45

I DON'T wash my hair every day and it takes longer than 5 minutes for it to dry.

DensHag Report

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129points

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Bookworm 1 year ago

I do mine about every other weekend; it's not crazy long but it's thick and wavy, and between actually washing it and using leave in conditioner afterwards, it pretty much occupies most of a Saturday afternoon.

28points

#46

He, like many men for some reason, thought that tampon/pad size was related to vaginal size...

evaj95 Report

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Goose of the Ahonkalypse 1 year ago

Lmao an ultra vagina

93points

#47

A bit ago, my bf asked why I and other women he has known keep the plastic wrapper from pads. I explained to him that it is a courtesy thing, because the wrapper is good for rolling up the used pad. It helps conceal it as well as contain some of the odor. He was surprised, since it made perfect sense but that it never would have occurred to him.

TheGreatNyanHobo Report

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110points

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I’ve Seen Things 1 year ago

Good for him for asking

68points

Alternative_Sea_2036 Report

#48

Why my mood change before, during and after my period, why pregnancy affected my moods and thoughts process.

Final score:

95points

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UnimportantDog (she/her) 1 year ago

Just covering up a rude comment. Have a great day Pandas!

55points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#49

That women shave their faces.

SnooSeagulls9989 Report

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90points

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Lez Be Honest 1 year ago

Yep...personal experience with this one unfortunately

31points

#50

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men One time a guy asked me why sometimes women paint “just the middle of their nail all sloppy”

I had to explain that we paint the entire fingernail but it chips off, leaving the middle.

ulele1925 , bronx. Report

Final score:

89points

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ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 1 year ago

Sounds like an idiot. I'm really losing patience.

49points

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#51

I'm currently working as the only woman in mechanic shop. I've never had so many odd questions in my life. Recently, I had to explain that there is a difference between pads and tampons. Both men have older teen daughters and wives and FOUGHT me. They really thought all of them were called tampons and pads were a subcategory of tampons.

BluBerryPopTarts Report

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38points

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Lez Be Honest 1 year ago

Mansplaining at it's finest!

6points

#52

1. That our periods are not synced with the phases of the moon.

2. Just because your last girlfriend got her period 2 days after you guys had sex doesn’t mean your d**k has the power to do that every time 🫠

Same guy.

Old_Appeal7641 Report

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38points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

Oh good lord 🤦‍♀️

19points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#53

My husband's underwear drawer - a stack of 2 packages of the exact same colour/style underwear that he's worn for over a decade that he just replaces as needed because it's always in stock and doesn't change. A couple different styles of black and white undershirts that he wears based on daily preference.
My underwear drawer - bras of different styles and cuts and underwear in probably a dozen different styles that matches specific outfits, doesn't pinch, or smoothes or whatever else it needs to do to make an outfit look good. And there's specific ones that go with specific clothes.

purplepotatoes165 Report

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37points

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PattyK 1 year ago

Also, women’s underwear styles don’t last for long. Try buying the same bra style you bought two years ago …

29points

#54

As a lesbian … men (and heck even sometimes other women) love to think we exist to get men off. As opposed to just you know… existing.

Have a dear friend whose fiancé would sometimes joke about being able to watch or join two women during sex (and this guy knows I’m a lesbian). The way I’m wording it makes it sound so terrible but the joke was more mild/less intentionally weird, I just can’t remember the exact phrasing rn. My friend - who is bi herself - didn’t even realize how uncomfortable those jokes were until I pointed it out to her. She talked to him about it and he realized why it was weird and apologized, and it’s never happened again. All is good now but. So many act like women exist to please men and obv two women must be ok with a man anywhere near them during intimacy. And that a relationship between two women is somehow not as legit or real than one between a man and a woman.

Edit: Had an ex gf who wanted to open our relationship which I agreed to, as long as he (the guy she was into) didn’t expect or have anything to do with me. Immediately he tried to get me to be into him and even said “You sure you don’t like guys? Even a little?” That relationship ended for a number of reasons, and I’ve since figured out polyamory isn’t my thing. But also the fact that he just ignored what I said about my sexuality and tried to convince me that I’m not exclusively into girls disgusts me to this day

dreamlover999 Report

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36points

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RiotGirl 1 year ago

I'm in a poly throuple situation where my wife and I are seeing the same guy. He's amazing, but we had to explain to him that because he is with us both doesn't mean we don't want alone time just her and I. Just like sometimes it's just him and one of us. Yeah, when we are all together it's great! Just sometimes we just want girl time. ❤️

19points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#55

That a lot of products aren’t made for women in mind. Power tools. for example. How many women have had to struggle with changing out the battery on a drill but can’t get their hand around it to push both release buttons at the same time? Or can’t hold a heavy tool properly because the grips are made for larger hands?

Even cell phones, when they keep getting larger and larger and can’t fit in our lady-sized pockets! At least the manufacturers have started making smaller options available lately.

the-missing-chapter Report

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Courtney Christelle 1 year ago

My toddler son’s pockets were bigger than my adult woman’s pockets! We demand pockets!

22points

#56

It’s not chores that annoy me, it’s your behavior. Most of the Men feel women are mad after chores, no they are not. It’s your attitude that’s annoying.

lifeHopes21 Report

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35points

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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago

It's the weaponized incompetence that we hate the most.

40points

#57

My partner was mysified by my cycle tracking app. Kinda blew his mind that I ever bother to pay attention to what my body's doing. He said something like 'there's a whole other half of life that I just have no part in' and that felt quite poignant to me; like yeah, why would he know that tracker apps are a thing? I'm sure there's men-specific things that I just wouldn't even consider.

Olives_And_Cheese Report

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34points

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Lucille 2 1 year ago

Lol I woke up this morning to the iPhone health notification telling me “your period will probably start in the next 3 days” and I was like COOL GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO

21points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#58

The side effects of female birth control pills. I tried (and took 2/3 courses) once to avoid getting my period on holiday, ended up having severe nausea, headaches and diarrhoea. Also had an enhanced sense of smell and went out in the fresh air with a group of people; I smelled every single person’s deodorant and perfume mixed into one, further triggering the nausea. My holiday was also ruined as I was vomiting constantly and even began projectile vomming into bins AT THE AIRPORT BEFORE WE EVEN SET OFF. So having my period is an uncomfortable sacrifice I will have to make because there is no way I am doing that again.

damngoodcoff33 Report

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34points

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maddie 1 year ago

I'm on birth control right now and I am so over emotional it's not even funny. I was sobbing over dropping a slice of cheese the other day.

23points

#59

My husband learned how bad menstrual cramps can be via me nearly breaking his fingers when he offered his hand for me to squeeze.

jazzys0l0cup Report

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Goose of the Ahonkalypse 1 year ago

There are some absolutely hysterical videos on YouTube of strangers being put into sets of two, one women and one man, and then experiencing the machine that mimics contractions. For the most part the men are dying while the women are comparing their cramping to mid level contractions. I personally have had periods that are as painful as the contractions were 4-5 hours after my water broke. Not that that level of pain is normal.

24points

#60

My first husband thought women pooped pellets (like rabbits).

TheEmpressDodo Report

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33points

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

I-... I don't even know what to say about this one

42points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#61

I was recently seeing a guy who’s a fair bit older than me. I got up to pee after sex and he made a comment and I laughed it off and said “well I don’t want a UTI”. He had no idea what a UTI was, or that women should always pee after sex to prevent them. To top it off he also thought a woman’s pee hole was up inside the vagina. He had two children as well…

sophieb88 Report

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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 1 year ago

this is off topic but there's a college called UTI and I don't think I'll ever get over it anytime I see the ad lol

29points

idowhatiwant8675309 Report

#62

Periods aren't necessarily at the END of the month!

Final score:

31points

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Satan herself 1 year ago

Louder for the ones at the back!

11points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

#63

What it feels like to have a yeast infection- how antibiotics just cause severe yeast infections sometimes. And how I pay attention to the way people, especially other men, sit next to me. Situational awareness was a fun one for my boyfriend to discover

nikkistoopid Report

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31points

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#64

Being treated like an idiot when trying to get anything regarding your car done.

Mrs7400 Report

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31points

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StrangeOne 1 year ago

Anything that needs to get done and we're spoken to like we're 6 years old.

17points

#65

That i may pee myself if i jump too much, or sneeze.

Hocraft-Loveward Report

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31points

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Shelby Moonheart 1 year ago

After a kidney transplant my trigger went from I can wait awhile to I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!

15points

#66

That we go to the bathroom in groups largely for safety.

1895red Report

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30points

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Hi_im_a_doge (she/her) 1 year ago

Girls at my school do this already and we just started 6th grade, we just ended week 2.

10points

#67

That the worst thing about having a period is NOT the fact that you "can't" have sex. Also why I carry multiple pads/tampons everywhere. And unrelated to periods, that my hair really dries for 2+ hours. Yes, that long.

Heidi739 Report

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30points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

It takes mine longer. So. Much. Longer. And when I do a braid or two braids for work to keep it out of the way and from pulling on my scalp, it stays wet inside the braid and several hours after I take it out. I love my long hair, but dåmn it takes too long to dry.

17points

#68

That I have to change out of my wet swimsuit before we leave the beach.

Draggerstagger Report

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29points

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Donkeywheel 1 year ago

I very often don’t change and I don’t see how it’s a woman thing.

3points

#69

That it’s not safe to go to a weekend music festival alone. My bf doesn’t understand why I don’t go by myself.

TheMehBarrierReef Report

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29points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

I have never gone out alone. I refuse to do so because of all the possibilities that could happen. If I want to go somewhere, I ask someone to go with me, even if that means going through all of my friends and they say no or they're busy and I have to ask my parents or my younger sister to go with me.

8points

#70

The average man is much stronger than me. I remember instructing boyfriends to be gentle with me when squeezing me, slapping my butt or anything like that, they easily hurt me by accident. Luckily it wasn’t a conversation I had to have multiple times and just a misunderstanding of force. I literally bruise like a peach.

Ticklemytoesplz Report

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29points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

That bruising comment is concerning. Other than the obvious "too much force" problem, if someone easily bruises it can be signs of some serious medical issues. Might sound weird, but I hope her problem was purely that they were too rough.

13points

#71

All women LOVE receiving oral sex! No, in fact some of us hate it. No it's not because it hasn't been done properly. Maybe I know what don't like.

I think they like it. I will tolerate it on occasion but that's for HIM, not me!

AmbianDream Report

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27points

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 1 year ago

Covering a comment, help me!

29points

#72

I had to explain what a cervix was lol and I've had to describe what an orgasm looks like because I've asked if they were good at sex and they always say, "I never got any complaints." Maybe not to their face. After I described what women experience during an orgasm; shaky legs, cumming, arched back, etc. They realize that they've never given a woman an orgasm.

R3d_Haz3 Report

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27points

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TJ Wilkins 1 year ago

But all women are different

19points

#73

That during a period blood comes out on all the days and will be heavier on some days more than others. He thought that it came out on one day and we just didn’t know which day it would be…

13fe13 Report

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Jill Rhodry 1 year ago

and then it stops for a day or two just to return

11points

#74

My partner didn’t realize how creepy other men can be until he started dating me and noticed how often I get unsolicited dms or hit on completely unprompted.

ayegurlwyd Report

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26points

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#75

That being a redhead/blonde/ whatever is not all fun and games.

I’m a natural redhead and while I loved my hair I HATED being fetishized for it and got really grossed out by how I was treated. I’ve been dying my hair for almost 3 years now and it’s been so nice not wanting to vomit every time some dude makes a lewd comment about my hair color and what I’m like in bed/ my body.

Spoopykittens Report

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26points

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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago

Not to mention the carpet/drapes question which is NEVER appropriate

43points

IntermediateFolder Report

#76

That when giving birth the baby doesn’t come out of your a**s. I’m a girl in early thirties who’s never given birth btw, the man was roughly same age.

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26points

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VioletHunter 1 year ago

You are a woman, not a girl.

7points

#77

We can’t just get pregnant at any time of month.

silkyaction Report

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26points

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Pamela24 1 year ago

Well...we can only get pregnant like 4ish days in a month but those days can happen any time of the month.

15points

Intelligent-Sign-341 Report

#78

That I don’t touch my boobs or think about them at all.

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25points

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Pamela24 1 year ago

Meh...I like my boobs. They're warm and squishy, it's kinda comforting to touch them, honestly. But to each their own, of course.

27points

#79

Wiping front to back...

walnutwithteeth Report

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago

As a dad, I got to teach my daughter that when toilet training !

15points

#80

Me and my boyfriend were talking about pregnancy tests, I'm getting an IUD but I wanted to assure him that I could always take one to put his mind at ease sometimes. He then asked me "but can't you only take those tests during your period, because the hormones are the highest?". Which was hilarious because he's honestly a super smart guy, I only told him "I want you to say that again but slower". And then he laughed and said "I forgot they were mutually exclusive"

WizardGamerFTW Report

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23points

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setsuriseikou 1 year ago

Not always, though

10points

#81

How nail polish is removed. It was one of the cutest moments I’ve ever experienced. He asked why the colors on my toes were still there after a month and I told him that they’ll stay til it chips or I remove it with nail polish remover.

fiddyseven Report

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23points

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Happy Onion 1 year ago

TBH, I kinda miss the peelable nail polish I had when I was a kid...

7points

#82

That I want to know details about what to expect before traveling or going to an invitation. Yeah, that influences what outfit I choose, which shoes and so on.

There is nothing worse than one birthday where I wore pumps to be beautiful. Then I was asked to join a walk. It went a bit uphill and downhill over grass and streets. My feet hurt. Now my bf knows that it's a struggle between looking good and being flexible for sporty activity.

_Red_User_ Report

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21points

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Bookworm 1 year ago

Went to a cousin's wedding recently. No one mentioned that the ceremony was in a wooded area at the opposite corner of the property from the parking and reception, down a muddy grass hill. Don't know how I'm going to get the mud out of my almost brand-new heels. I'm still ticked about it.

13points

#83

That we have to use conditioner on our hair otherwise it is almost impossible to brush and feeling horrible. It IS a necessity when it comes to washing hair.

redyellowsad Report

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21points

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Mia Black 1 year ago

I don't think this one is a gender thing...

28points

ThrowRAFlannel8052 Report

#84

Skirt and dress are not the same thing.

Final score:

19points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

But they're both what he tries on when she's not there.

7points

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Elizabeth Rolando 1 year ago

I'm so tired of hubby trying to feel me up and telling him no and his response every time....EVERY. TIME. Is Why? Because I don't have to if I don't want to. No is a complete sentence!!! Ugh!

18points

XenoMurph 1 year ago

If it's every time, you need to have a conversation.

21points

Admiralu 1 year ago

You need a divorce if he doesn't stop.

3points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago

My ex constantly wanted sex. Like, daily - twice if he could, even after 12 years. I told him repeatedly that I did not find it sexy when he came up behind me (usually while I was cooking or doing dishes) and started fondling my breasts or rubbing his hands between my legs. It did the exact opposite. REPEATEDLY. It got to the point where I just considered him a f*cking pig and I told him so. I told him he had turned what was once a pleasurable act into a dreaded chore. We got into a fight and he pulled his usual "You don't love me anymore" card. I stopped cold and said, "You know what Mike? You're absolutely right. I DON'T love you anymore." We split up a few months later.

2points

Danger Bunny (She/Her) 1 year ago

The idiots commenting on the bottom of all these listings make me concerned for humanity... Politely fu¢k off, you mudsogging trolls

13points

Rain Anderson 1 year ago

The KuntKrusher incel , right?

9points

Stardust she/her 1 year ago

There’s this guy in my class and he still thinks he has a chance of being with me even though we had a huge fight 2 years ago and he tries to “flirt” with me a lot these days

8points

Lama 1 year ago

Hey Stardust, I see you've posted about this a few times now, sounds like it is really bugging you. Do you have someone you can talk about this with? I hope you do, it sounds like his "flirting" might be crossing some boundaries and that is something to take seriously. Good luck <3

12points

Julia H 1 year ago

That maternity leave isn't vacation. It's not even close to being relaxing

4points

Carole G. 1 year ago

I believe the only sex talk most men have received is "Use a condom", that's it good to go...

2points

Jaybird3939 1 year ago

Explaining why stained period panties are washed and kept.

2points

zovjraar me 1 year ago

i really liked the ones where a dude asked about something. i like it when we're open to learning about each other (not just male/female but in all instances).

1point

Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago

That EVERYTIME I stand up, sit down, walk by, some male has to touch my a$$! It's MY A$$ you twit! Not yours! If you want to touch a$$, then touch your own! And when we're walking around some public place, DO NOT put your hand down the back of and inside my pants! Makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

1point

Blayze Infyrno 1 year ago

Inigo Montoya voice: ‘Innocuous.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1point

Florence O'Grady 1 year ago

Hello Lucille 2, I see we have one thing in common. Yes, I am a Christian and found out as a child that Jesus (the) Christ is real and definitely still alive. It may surprise you, but I learned a long time ago not to judge. I was judged as a child for the way an aunt (deceased now) felt about my mother (my father's first wife and also deceased now). It sounds like you may have had better teachers in the sexual education department than I ever did.

1point

Maxfield 1 year ago

Idk if “innocuous” in the page title really fits as a descriptor when considering the list as a whole. Undermines some of the significance behind some that are actually quite dangerous

0points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

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Invisigoth (he/him) 1 year ago

this is a joke, right?

2points

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Elizabeth Rolando 1 year ago

I'm so tired of hubby trying to feel me up and telling him no and his response every time....EVERY. TIME. Is Why? Because I don't have to if I don't want to. No is a complete sentence!!! Ugh!

18points

XenoMurph 1 year ago

If it's every time, you need to have a conversation.

21points

Admiralu 1 year ago

You need a divorce if he doesn't stop.

3points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago

2points

Danger Bunny (She/Her) 1 year ago

The idiots commenting on the bottom of all these listings make me concerned for humanity... Politely fu¢k off, you mudsogging trolls

13points

Rain Anderson 1 year ago

The KuntKrusher incel , right?

9points

Stardust she/her 1 year ago

There’s this guy in my class and he still thinks he has a chance of being with me even though we had a huge fight 2 years ago and he tries to “flirt” with me a lot these days

8points

Lama 1 year ago

12points

Julia H 1 year ago

That maternity leave isn't vacation. It's not even close to being relaxing

4points

Carole G. 1 year ago

I believe the only sex talk most men have received is "Use a condom", that's it good to go...

2points

Jaybird3939 1 year ago

Explaining why stained period panties are washed and kept.

2points

zovjraar me 1 year ago

i really liked the ones where a dude asked about something. i like it when we're open to learning about each other (not just male/female but in all instances).

1point

Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago

1point

Blayze Infyrno 1 year ago

Inigo Montoya voice: ‘Innocuous.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1point

Florence O'Grady 1 year ago

1point

Maxfield 1 year ago

Idk if “innocuous” in the page title really fits as a descriptor when considering the list as a whole. Undermines some of the significance behind some that are actually quite dangerous

0points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

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Invisigoth (he/him) 1 year ago

this is a joke, right?

2points