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Every day, people engage in various activities that may not strictly adhere to the rules but are generally perceived as innocent and acceptable. More folks than any police station could handle would be found guilty of jaywalking each day, and don't get us started about messing with other people's mail...

To learn about all those "invisible" or "innocent" crimes that we do commit without giving them too much thought, u/Wowthatscrazyyylmao recently pondered "What’s an innocent crime that people commit?" on r/AskReddit. And boy did they get some interesting answers that we're excited to share with you.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Apparently getting abortion. F**k you GQP.

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️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES MAAM. LOUDER FOR THE ONES WHO TOOK AWAY OUR RIGHT FOR OUR BODIES (edit: "if a 16 year old girl wanted to adopt a child, she couldnt because shes not of age, but if she gets pregnant, shes forced to give birth. how does that makes sense?" -a lady on tiktok

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xxx
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dead have more rights than a pregnant woman. Not even joking. Literally.

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xxx
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Friendly reminder that NO ONE uses abortion as *birth control* I can't believe I have to say that, but apparently there are actual people out there that think woman are just w***y nilly getting them as some form of contraceptive.

Malfar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who are against abortions don't care what happens to the children after they are born. Their "idea" serves nobody except their ego.

General Anaesthesia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't want one don't have one, it's that simple. Everyone else, mind your own business.

Alethea Fletcher
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only person able to make a choice about abortion is the woman who is in need of that choice. Be she a young or older. Anyone else either supports her, or shuts up.

Pride Bean️‍
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abortion is a choice- this choice should be made by a WOMAN because they are having the baby. Abortion should never be a crime.

kitteh floof lover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i've been a christian most of my 67 years on earth, and have yet to see a reference in the bible that says abortion is wrong. same for homosexuality.

Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible actually gives a recipe for an abortifacient (substance causing abortion) to be administered by a priest.

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JasiBri
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't explain the confusion I endured when this came up as the first post under "shopping fails." 😳 Definitely took a minute to figure out the title didn't match the article.

Spocks's Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now it says, "Innocent crimes that people admit to committing all the time". I am pro abortion, but if it's something a person is doing all the time, they should probably consider different methods of birth control.

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Robert D
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"F**k you GOP" ...and every compassionless piece of subhuman waste that votes for them.

Tee Rat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now 19 state's Attorney Generals are trying to gain access to women's medical records if they visit another state for an abortion. They can't charge them with a crime in their home state so I think they're are trying to get the ball rolling on Federal charges.

Ann Dennis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think at least one state already has that...possibly Nebraska (please don't undead me if I got the state wrong.)

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Tree P
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree! Greedy Old Pricks party, that's what they are!

Valek Fermiga
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the UK it's 100% legal, geeze, it's your bodies, it's your right, your choice, your decision!! Wtf is this even still a thing?? Ladies, on behalf of the men who probably made those laws - I apologize....

️Crystal️
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're only prolife til a baby is born, they do not care what happens next🙄

Ozymandias73
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That has got to be one of the most moronic laws passed in recent history! How tf are you going to tell someone, by law, what they can/cannot do to their body?!

shankShaw dReemer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Supreme Court justices should be elected, not appointed by the president.

Andy Saputo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After seeing who people vote for, i don't think it would be much better. They should definitely have term limits though.

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DC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This shouldn't even be a debate anymore. The so-called babies, the so-called prolifers so-called care about, first of all, stop being cared about once they're born - and anyway, it's just cells. Grow up, accept the fact that there is no innocent being that is murdered and needs protection. As long as there is one slaughterhouse anywhere in the world, any blabla about MuRdErInG bAbIeS1111 should just be cut off. It's not worth the time of anybody whose time is worth anything.

Saint Tim the Godless
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations, GQP! You've finally caused a problem that some of the rest of us are willing to go to war over.

Saint Tim the Godless
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Supreme Court needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt to reflect the PEOPLE. And if not? Then America needs to be broken up into different countries where OUR daughters can actually be free.

Jill Rhodry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'd be quite easy to prevent all non-therapeutic abortions - every biological male, upon reaching puberty, is given the snip for free - when he can prove that he is emotionally and financially able to parent a child it is reversed for free - should reversal fail, then fertility treatment is provided for free.

Tams21
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're suggesting all males undergo mandatory surgery to prevent abortions? What would you do with those that refused, sedate them or throw them in prison? Two wrongs don't make a right!

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Amanda Hunter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in the USA is this an issue, old men forcing their views on women.

Clover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine that, some people even think of abortion as killing a baby.

Clover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know anyone who objects to aborting a baby from the womb that is no longer living. What I and others object to is aborting a living baby.

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UtanaYona
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an AWESOME idea!!! Let's pass a law to legalize abortion...

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Let's say in your shopping, you found the perfect abortion clinic for you. You have the abortion done. Do SOME women regret their abortion? Prevent though you did your homework, made sure everything would go as smoothly as possible in terms of where the abortion was done, having support, etc. Do some women regret their abortion? (No, I'm not talking about how their partner feels, someone with physical complications from an abortion, finances, etc.)

Lama
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are always people who regret decisions, it's unavoidable, and no reason to not let people make those decisions in the first place. Besides that, there's no way to know how the alternative would have worked out.

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xxx
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Heads up - The title is meant to be ''Innocent Crimes People Commit'' - see URL ................................Edit: The article was originally called ''Shopping Fails''. Not sure why this comment has like 14 downvotes, geeze

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Interesting findings from the world of science - honeybees can become depressed, fruit flies can experience chronic pain, a fetus can recognize specific tunes they only ever heard in the womb and differentiate the voice of their mother from all others! Science is amazing, we should definitely all learn more interesting facts!

Liam Walsh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An infant starts to recognize their mother's voice from the third trimester. A newborn infant is only conscious at a minimal level. It is aware of its body, itself and to some extent of the outside world. It recognizes faces and vowels to which it has been exposed. It expresses emotions like joy. Functional magnetic resonance imaging of the newborn brain shows highest activity in the somatosensory, auditory, and visual cortex but less activity in association area and the prefrontal cortex as compared with adults. There is an incomplete default mode network which is assumed to be related to consciousness. Although the fetus reacts to pain, maternal speaking, etc., it is probably not aware of this due to the low oxygen level and sedation. Assuming that consciousness is mainly localized in the cortex, consciousness cannot emerge before 24 gestational weeks when the thalamocortical connections from the sense organs are established.

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Haywood Jablome
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Killing babies. But i am in favor of killing babies, please kill more babies. Make your choice ladies it's up to you

Maureen Matthew
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We are not living in 1923, you can control your body and NOT get pregnant. Problem solved so STFU

30_Helens_Agree
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if someone does get pregnant and doesn’t want a baby, they can control their bodies by getting an abortion! Problem solved.

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You might have heard about the United States government's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, eliminating the constitutional right to an abortion in 14 states after almost 50 years, blowing all other "innocent" crimes right out of the water. While classifying this as a punishable offense may seem cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs insane in the modern era, there are several other seemingly bewildering laws that people have pointed out in this thread.

To kick things off, let's take a journey to the land of the rising sun. While Japan is known for its unique and quirky aspects, the topic of having a clone takes things to an even more peculiar level. Surprisingly, Japan has prohibited human cloning experiments since 2001. If anyone attempts to create a clone, they could face severe consequences, such as a 10-year prison sentence or a hefty fine of ¥10,000,000 (approximately $70,660).

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Selecting 'I have read and agree to the terms and conditions' without actually reading a single word. The biggest heist happening daily.

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As mentioned earlier, the Japanese also have some interesting rules regarding their mailboxes. While it may seem like a normal and helpful gesture to pass your neighbor's misaddressed mail to them, Article 42 of the Postal Law sees it differently.

This law was established to safeguard the privacy of both the sender and recipient. If any misaddressed mail ends up in your mailbox, the proper procedure is to send it back and let the post office handle it. However, in all seriousness, you probably won't face charges for simply returning your neighbor's letter, unless they intentionally frame you for sabotage.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes A poor person stealing a small amount of baby food. I'd see it when I worked at a market and I'd just look the other way.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes It's illegal to pass out food to homeless people in some cities

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Speaking of strange laws, North Carolina is weird about bingo. If you’re a bingo lover, you’ll hate to find out that a game cannot last more than five hours in North Carolina. It’s even worse if you like a little glass of red while playing, because, in the "Tar Heel State," it is illegal to be intoxicated while playing a round of bingo.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Apparently being 5 years old and having a lemonade stand

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes In Sweden, if a stone (anywhere) has ever been moved by a human and then left in the new place for more than 12 months it is illegal to move that stone again, because it has become a cultural artifact. This absurd law is actually enforced and creates a lot of problems for the people living in country side, but since laws are written by people in the cities it is not seen as a problem. The original reason for the law is to protect centuries old stonewalls. But because of how it is written it is used against people who for example temporarily move a stone to be able to reach that area. If the work is not finished within one year and the stone has not been moved in the mean time it is then illegal to move it back. Very innocent crime. Not a very innocent law, though. 

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If you thought the previous "innocent" crimes sounded silly, Vermont takes the cake with a truly peculiar rule stating that women in need of false teeth must first obtain permission from their husbands. As if they don't have enough regulations for their bodies...

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Here in Japan, it’s illegal to hand your neighbour’s misaddressed mail to them. In practice, we all do it.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes What jurisdiction are we talking?

Because in Singapore chewing gum is a crime.

In Germany, if you run out of fuel on the Autobahn that's a crime.

You can't take a selfie beside a statue of Buddha in Sri Lanka.

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The oddity originated from the 1856 case of Gilman v. Andrus, where a man was obligated to pay for "a plate of mineral teeth" for his wife. Subsequently, the Vermont legislature established a common law mandating women to provide written permission from their husbands to dentists before getting dentures. Despite its historical roots, this law is no longer given much attention by residents in modern times. Good riddance.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes For the kids saying they’re old enough to make an account on a website/app while being to young.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes putting prescription pills in a daily reminder case ( M T W TH F S S)

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Exploring abandoned buildings. My old school shut down years ago and my friends and I used to walk around in there filming videos and audio and collecting stuff that got left behind (which was almost everything, the whole library was still the way it was when they left)

Limp-Salamander6255 , Tara Evans Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Getting a fish drunk…

That’s an Ohio State law. It’s illegal to get a fish drunk.

No_Hunt7394 , Sebastian Pena Lambarri Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Picking up bird feathers. Obviously it’s not really a crime, but under the migratory bird act, because you can’t PROVE where you got it from, you also can’t prove that you didn’t poach it. It was made in response to massive bird poaching around the turn of the 1900s for women’s hats but… also massive amounts of bird hunting in general, which was causing the severe decline in hundreds of species. After all, we know what happened to the passenger pigeons. As a result it’s actually a severe crime (thousands and thousands of dollars in fines) to own bird feathers, but obviously it’s not one that’s actually convicted on much nowadays.

MadameCat , Alexander Sinn Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Apparently in the Aussie city of Brisbane sleeping in your car even if it’s due to fatigue is considered camping in public and thus illegal.

Slavx97 , Elvis Bekmanis Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes I drive home from work in the middle of the night, and there's one left turn I have to make at a red light every night that is infuriatingly badly timed for that hour. The pharmacy on that corner has been closed up for an hour by the time I get there and the parking lot is always empty, so driving through that to save myself 45 interminable seconds is as victimless a crime as one can commit, if it even is a crime.

gorka_la_pork , Keagan Henman Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes jaywalking.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes as a server, not inputting my cash tips on my taxes; actually didn’t even know you even needed to do that until a few years ago, after i had been working in the food industry for well over six years. evidently, none of my coworkers were aware of this either

lavaniani , Jessie McCall Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes In the US low effort speeding (1-10 mph over posted limits) is fairly common.

Aezetyr , Mauro Sbicego Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Smoking weed in most of the world

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Leaving the car unlocked when unattended. Like going in to pay for your fuel. Apparently illegal in Aus.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Trespassing. Trespassing is an intent crime where knowledge of trespassing isn't required to be guilty or liable of trespassing. Simply intending to enter into land owned by another without permission, even on the mistaken belief that the land was public ,or that they had permission, or that they owned that part of the land, is not a valid defense against the fact of trespass.

We see this all the time when people are out walking around and cut through a parking lot as a means for short cutting their route. Many people think parking lots are inherently public property. But they are still owned by someone, that someone may choose to not allow unauthorized cut through, for safety reasons, maybe its a bank, or there's a private event with a liquor license requiring only authorized individuals on the property. Either way, the property owner has that right. No need to post signs, but in order for a trespass to be arrestable, the offender must be informed, told to leave and either refuse to leave or return later and reaffend.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Paying to watch one movie, then watching another one before leaving the theater.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Not really sure how innocent it is since it's pretty much their State's only real revenue source but just about everybody (who owns a car) from Vancouver, Washington shops in Portland, Oregon whenever they can in order to not pay Sales tax even though it's illegal to not report/pay it as a Washington resident even when you are shopping out-of-State.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Dropping something off in someone's mailbox.

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Rolling through stop signs. Ain't no way we're stopping for the full 3 seconds...

slargle12 , Juli Kosolapova Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Tasting grapes in the grocery store

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Piracy, especially when it comes to videogames. As time goes on games stop being sold and in some cases they are impossible to get except if you pay extremely inflated prices in the resell market. Often time companies won’t ever see another dime from that game, so it’s not really costing them any money. So why is it such a big deal?

AwesomeEevee133 , Cameron Bunney Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Inputing “no bags” at the self checkout at the grocery store to avoid the $0.10 fee

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Lack of public facilities means i p**s were i p**s

steroboros , Vadim Artyukhin Report

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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes Running a red light late at night when there is absolutely no traffic in sight

Content_Pool_1391 , Lawrence Chismorie Report

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