96 Hilariously Rude Christmas Cards For People With A Twisted Sense Of Humour

And don't forget about the putting up with the people you hate most

wait, what do you mean "one time of the year"? I do that all the time! :)

Merry Christmas. Are you guilty

Merry Christmas

Yeah, I have that fetish too.

Damn that's cold. LOL!

good one!

dang but true

savage

I don't believe either and never have done, just the same with any gods.

it's funny because you don't know how to take it :-)

I want to give these out to everyone!

This one is great.

Whop de do.

oh my gosh! I'm sending something like this to my friend this year! lol

When in doubt... gift card

Well this is familiar

Or a bottle of wine

Scroll down ... Oh this one is kind of cute! ... sees the message below, OH! lol

... and if you really don't like the person, get them a fruit cake.

Oh this is me. Alllllllllll me.

So me , is not even funny. :P

This'll be the best f*****g Xmas you ever survived, douchebag.

And a one horse open (NO), O'er the fields we (NO), laughing all the way (NO NO NO)

Any retail employee will agree with this. Spending an entire shift listening to Christmas music takes its toll :[

Crashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skiis, over the hills we go, crashing into trees!! The snow is turning red, I think I am almost dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches through my head! (Cant take credit sadly, it is a grumpy cay meme.)

You slay me, Grumpy Cat!

Bah, humbug!

a card every adult should received

thats for rachel

This one is perfect.

No more suprises ! This one is sad..

Be glad that the days are gone when one bulb went out the whole string went out, and you had to check each bulb to find the bad one.

Yeah, I remember when that was a reality.

Xmas lights look pretty but deep down they are sadistic, vengeful, twisting little monsters. I know because my house is covered with them. Terrible infestation...

damn... it's makes me think i have to do that this week-end...

I want this on a t-shirt

AGAIN F YES

I would like 15 Christmas Cards & Envelopes. ( Merry Christmas, and Happy F*****g New Year, Love Patti and Jerry!! ) with the part in parenthesis inside the card!

glædelig Jul til alle

I NEED THIS!!!😂😂😂

Reminds me of a married couple who have a healthy love life in the bedroom. Don't need to get each other fancy gifts! ;)

HAHAHAHAHA

Should have waited until after Xmas!

-_- i seriously have no idea how to take this......