I wonder in which turbo-capitalist country that happened 🤔

The magic of washii tape! I partially open difficult things and then seal them for my kid.

Plagiarised your own work... damn. XD

Fuq that, see the Headteacher.

That's why I wouldn't make a good teacher. Some time I'll get to answer those emails from 15 years ago.

Some people are just a******s

This should be illegal lol.

The teacher is colour blind.

You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about

Looks like a black and white copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of a copy, of the original colour photo.

Must be able to fly. Must be able to turn lead into gold. Must be able to demonstrate we live on a Flat Earth.

my nephew is autistic and when he was 5 or 6 he was upset and started cry and said his brain was broken someone had said something to me it absolutely broke my heart. Being neurodivergent myself i know its not something that needs to be healed at all so this dude can bugger right off

And while you’re at it, please stop breathing! That also has a negative impact on me

This surely can be fixed, right?

I swear they have something against innocent doodles

What's the point though? Why?

Another reason to hate factorisation

That's not how bladders work....

Dude for 200$ an hour I will pick that cotton and prepare field for next year. XD

When you are right incorrectly

Well if you are blind you can’t look forward to anything

It's Rosalind Franklin tho.

An URL-shortener could help here. Just sayin'!

Teacher correction "way can't it be night." Icyww, should be "why".

My age/generation is about to be revealed, but there were times when that was normal

maybe they were from new zealand?

Probably ran a red light then got stuck in a traffic stop

Nobody is perfect.

they could've at least made it a flipbook

X= 18

This is normal. Usually you can get access to it via your college library

Report your teacher to the IT staff. :p

Explanation: I must remember to forget the correct shoes to wear which means ( consequence lines = no meaning)

It would appear to be black. Like the rest of the image.

How they move? Jump, crawl, fly, swim, run?

Does Amazon own the school by any chance

Well, compared to some, that's fair. Not disturbing class as you come and go, and it's your responsibility to get notes from other students.

My high school was a massive, sprawling complex and the time between classes was exactly five minutes. That is not enough time to use the restroom and walk to a different classroom unless the three were directly next to each other, in which case you still have to carry everything because there was no time to visit your locker to exchange materials between classes.

This is horribly passive aggressive, but some students will go to extraordinary lengths to try not to learn.

Gatekeeping 101 is a life changing class.

Wow. I've been teaching for a long time, and I have made huge mistakes but one thing I've learned is to not be such a control freak.

A student shouldn't miss anything by being briefly out of the room because the teacher should be repeating, re-emphasizing, and reinforcing the lesson all period. As one of my students told the principal, "You might as well learn in his class. He's going to beat it into you anyway."

since when is going to the toilet "frivolous" sure, it's frivolous not to want to just pee yourself where you're sitting in class.

OK. I’ll just stay in class and poop on the floor.

Is it just me.... When I was in school it was very rare for anyone to go out during a class. You could nip to the toilet between classes if you had to.

When I was in school (decades ago), you couldn't go to the bathroom/water fountain or have any drinks on you during class unless it was an emergency. Back then classes were 45 min with 10 min break between

I think some cultures would find this offensive,............ wait, I find this offensive

is that Klingon language

I've accidentally put work in people's cubbys who shouldn't have gotten it. WE ARE OVER WORKED! CHILL. It was probably an honest mistake and things happen.

I'm sorry - but it already starts with "kindergarten homework" - whaaat??

You'll need the infinity gauntlet to draw that

There seems to be a misunderstanding of the word "break".