That is an awesome response.

I bet idiots like this think they're actually impressing the lady instead of realizing they're just showing their ass.

"This is the on switch.... Be careful with that it is technical, I'll operate it for you."

Aw.. Bless his heart... Wait? 22? I was thinking of my 8 year old nephew - he always wants to show me things he saw in a book

F**k that dude (not literally)

I hope you changed GP.

Divorce, babes, divorce/jk

Now that's just dumb

If Dune isn't sci fi then what is it?

Aww look there's a heart in the photo!!!! Also some people just need a good ol' kick in the microscopic balls every once in a while.

Did he know they were an expert?

Did he know your background? A lot of these just sound like people giving advice.

You say you can drive boats yet provide a photo of you flying a boat 🤔😉

So I guess you are saying that you tried to womansplain him.

I wonder if she ever ended up mentioning, oh, by the way, I spent x years in the Coast Guard and I know what I'm talking about.

Just want to say, this is an awesome picture. I wish I could do that.

In this case a simple "Oh, how so?" would have been a nice start.

again, can't be mansplaining if there are no women involved. the guy in the profile picture is clearly a dude, we just can't have a single post without pulling the transgender nonsense into it, can we?

Has he been charged for brain reduction?

People don't get what Old English is. A lot of people say SHAKESPEARE is Old English!

I get that a lot with my PhD topic too. Its always the ones who never read further than the title too

Sure, a movie where people go into bladed weapon combat shirtless and armorless is historically accurate.

It's true that sometimes authors write stuff into a story that they don't intend to be there, like their prejudices, political POV, or secret desires. But that doesn't mean that the people in question were aware of that.

I had a woman cyclist come up behind me quite fast when I (a man) was cycling casually along a country lane. She hung back for a while, which I thought was odd because she was clearly going quicker than me, so after I while I said "You can come past you know!" and she explained that basically some men get cross or try to pedal faster or whatever when she overtakes them. How fragile must these egos be? Woman was in better shape than me and clearly a better cyclist, but held back because *I* might be offended.

Ahh so by your logic then gentlemen, if I'm a chef then anybody who enjoys food is allowed to tell me how to cook once I mention that? Is that correct?? I would love for you guys to mosey on up to any male chef and give him a few pointers, like maybe how to boil water, or scramble an egg. Kick rocks!

And you shouldn't take high doses of dumbomin because it will aromatize into idiotin..

Personally I prefer the philosopher Popeye when he stated "I am what I am."

See what he is carrying? That is called a Baseball stick.

Sorry but what does one have to do with the other? I'm a musician and have made a lot of recordings but I wouldn't be able to explain in any detail what a wav file is.

If those were the exact words he used, I'd be tempted to give him a pass. His brain went whoosh all right - this is less mansplaining and more normal thought and words have left the building.

Ah yes, mansplained to me: how to learn to speak English .... by a Dutch bloke who spoke real lousy English. I have to admit I played along before I told him politely in English to ef off.

My wife knows a hell of lot more than I do about cars than I do (she and her dad rebilt a 57 Chevy Bel Aire together). Her dad is a retired mechanic and taught her well. I'll take her advice with no hesitation when the hood gets popped.

Baffling. A pregnant 18yo approached me at work - she was homeless, I'm a shelter worker - and asked me a question about pregnancy. I automatically asked her to talk to my coworker who A) has some training as a nurse, and B) has given birth. I was pretty sure I knew the answer to her question, but my coworker was more qualified to answer. I don't understand why anyone would pretend to have knowledge they don't have.

Football: grown-ass men who specialize in recess and make 20 times what a heart surgeon makes.

To be fair, it should have been Unix. Fork windows.

Skunks were originally classified as part of the weasel family, but have since been placed into their own family Mephitidae (mephitis being Latin for “bad odour”).

...what?

OMG! WTF?

Sounds more like the two of you could have spent more time getting to know each other

But do you know about the picture box where you see all your cat memes?

Thats not mansplaining though, he was a medical doctor and she was not.

I mean... How would they know?