OMG WTF

Has an autistic kid and uses the word r*t*rd. Wow

Jesus is watching sports and awards shows, just ask the winners who keep thanking him. That is when he's not in prison, it seems to be the place everyone finds him.

Wtf, Heather?!

If money was actually tight you wouldn't be wasting it on a Nintendo in the first place

You name your daughter Apple and she shows no appreciation.

They need a laugh button on here lolololol. Wow some of these moms are totally out of touch with reality lololol

Generational entitlement.

Where's the slave supposed to come up with the rent money?

I would love to see how plays out in court. I'm sure judges don't get too many belly laughs

Wasting money on tattoos? Probably begging other people to "adopt" her kids for Christmas too.

Angeldust, Socks, and Bill Cypher (Hazbin Hotel, Welcome to Hell, Gravity Falls)

$4 is a lot, and no one is convincing ME otherwise

It’s baby’s first Christmas! Why would you want to spend that away from her?!

Whoa!! That was a mother talking to her daughter?!?! Good grief!

don’t take things for granted

"Imileigh" 😶

No sex till marriage? Hun u got 3 kids. That ship has sailed

Just be glad she didn't come in and hop up on the table for an exam!

My dad used to take all of my money to buy beer :/ Edit: Most of y'all probably won't see this, but I genuinely appreciate at the kind replies! I've been away from my father for months now, and everything is going well

Damn, looks like I can't make a donation.....ah well.

Maths is not her strength.

Setting aside the actual legitimate arguments about this - Do these women realise how tall 6'3" actually is? I'm a 5'8" woman and I'm at least a half-head taller than most women in lifts - that's without heals.

I used to do similar when my daughter was younger but I was a lot more relaxed with it. If someone asked me what she wanted I would suggest two things but neither was more than £15. I never sent a list out in advance though and if we ended up with duplicates oh well! Most presents were crafty things so it didn't matter if everyone bought the same thing.

This is probably the craziest one I've ever read (so far).

I think that dude had a really sweet idea

🚩🚩Pregnant girls are fun🚩🚩 I want to bed treated like a queen🚩🚩Wow.

Does anyone have a vehicle to give away, for free? I am in desperate need of an Aston Martin DBR1, but I don't want to pay for it 🤑 thanks

What on earth is adopt a family for Christmas?!

I'm surprised she didn't add the 'Jesus is watching you' line :) :)

Sounds pretty ungrateful 🤷🏽‍♂️

This whole list gets sadder as I read. We want and need to work. But nowhere for the children to be cared for. Idk why anyone can still say America is a great country. I guess it is for the rich.

Dump him now, before she becomes the MIL.

I'm thinking....they're still looking...

Two types of people; those offering to help the small business helping the kids and those wanting more 'Free stuff'

Why does no one use commas and normal sentences anymore? Edit: punctuation for the really ‘realistic’ ones

Maybe the neighbour knows that she may be taken advantage of if she offers at times. And who wants another family's child in the house first thing in the morning when everyone is rushing around trying to get out of the house.

Ehhhh.... I might take someone up on this if they were in the neighborhood

A 2 hour nap is more valuable than gold if you're sleep deprived.

Move to Sweden. We pay at most 1-3 % of our salary and the first 15 hours a week is free.

Pay the bills, but don't touch the merchandise.

If only it weren’t so expensive to be poor.

Go yourself!

I kind of get this one, there is so much needed in preparation for a baby having a hundred outfits aged 0-3 months and no help with anything else is not great.

You can get a cheap new smart phone for that here in the UK... with a £5/mo basic phone plan (unlimited texts and calls and 5G data)

Well atleast she isn't rude

Replies..... *crickets chirping*

She would have called her CPR certified friends who would come for less? Why didn't she then?

I don't see how this one is really entitled. I mean they're a little dumb for thinking people would give them their dog but not like "GIVE ME YOUR DOG YOU *******".

What am I missing on this one - sounds like a typical au-pair agreement, no?